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Adventurekid
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Sweden505 Posts
July 23 2011 18:03 GMT
#41
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.


ahahahahaha xD
You should build a turtle fence!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45017 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 18:09:25
July 23 2011 18:06 GMT
#42
Tasteless has the best jokes:



What computer does IdrA use?

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IBM
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
TheButtonmen
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada1403 Posts
July 23 2011 18:11 GMT
#43
So I met Idra one day and was like "Yo, Idra what's up?"

His response?
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Zerg
SupItsG
Profile Joined March 2011
United States59 Posts
July 23 2011 18:13 GMT
#44
yo mamaship so fat she doesn't even need cloak to hide a whole army
mavsfan0041
Profile Joined February 2011
United States306 Posts
July 23 2011 18:13 GMT
#45
Where does the Terran army keep their sea creatures?
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In a siege TANK!


heyo!
R.I.P. CheckSix
KillerPlague
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1386 Posts
July 23 2011 18:14 GMT
#46
here are some old good momma jokes
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=126162

one of my favorites: your momma so fat it takes two arbiters (motherships) to recall her fat ass!
Side 1: Why no dominant players with 90% win ratio Side 2: Nerf Side 1
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
July 23 2011 18:17 GMT
#47
Protoss


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:D
MonkSEA
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Australia1227 Posts
July 23 2011 18:30 GMT
#48
On July 24 2011 01:54 Alokiya wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.



Game over, nothing will beat this.


Q: How did the marines navigate through the baneling mines?
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A: BitByBit
http://www.youtube.com/user/sirmonkeh Zerg Live Casts and Commentary!
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
July 23 2011 18:32 GMT
#49
On July 24 2011 02:22 poorbeggarman wrote:
Q: Wanna see my DT tattoo?

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Original from http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231591




LOL, THIS ONE IS SO GOOD!!!!

Why did the Terran realize he was about to lose even though he killed the Zerg Hatchery?

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The Zerg still had a Lair somewhere
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Soulish
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1403 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 18:42:18
July 23 2011 18:41 GMT
#50
Oh nevermind I got the joke, haha ^^
me all in, he drone drone drone, me win
bo0
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium550 Posts
July 23 2011 18:42 GMT
#51
On July 24 2011 03:41 Soulish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

can someone explain this to me? I really don't get it.


Moon (you know, the korean) once planted some beautifully spread banelings, detonated them when the enemy army was ontop of it and due to dumb luck no terran unit got hit
Apoo
Profile Joined January 2011
413 Posts
July 23 2011 18:42 GMT
#52
Why are Koreans so good at Starcraft ?
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They understand the Ti Ming Push.
iamcaustic
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1509 Posts
July 23 2011 18:46 GMT
#53
Both of these jokes have been posted already, but I think they're more hilarious when spoken by Tastosis.

Twitter: @iamcaustic
Huge O
Profile Joined April 2011
Great Britain95 Posts
July 23 2011 18:46 GMT
#54
On July 24 2011 02:09 holy_war wrote:
the classic: What did the SCV shout to scare his buddy?

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Supplies!

Surely overlord?
Stanlot
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5742 Posts
July 23 2011 18:55 GMT
#55
On July 24 2011 03:11 TheButtonmen wrote:
So I met Idra one day and was like "Yo, Idra what's up?"

His response?
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Zerg

Probably the second best one after the one with Moon :D
MC: "Sentry Forcefield Forcefield Marauder... cage Marauder die die"
Crovea
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark100 Posts
July 23 2011 18:55 GMT
#56
Your momma's so fat... that corrupters deal bonus damage to her!
ROOT4ROOT
bo0
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium550 Posts
July 23 2011 18:58 GMT
#57
They say your momma's so fat she blocks out the sun!

Then we will fight in the shade...


sorry, had to be done!
Zhiroo
Profile Joined February 2011
Kosovo2724 Posts
July 23 2011 19:01 GMT
#58
IdrAs computer is the best one.
LoL EuW: Zhiroo - By starting this squabble you've proven nothing but how vast your stupidity is.
Tsohg
Profile Joined May 2011
26 Posts
July 23 2011 19:02 GMT
#59
Your momma's so fat when she comes in the room you hear CARRIER HAS ARRIVED.
bo0
Profile Joined April 2011
Belgium550 Posts
July 23 2011 19:03 GMT
#60
On July 24 2011 04:02 Tsohg wrote:
Your momma's so fat when she comes in the room you hear CARRIER HAS ARRIVED.


this one is really good, thanks for the laugh! <3
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