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emmkaygee
Profile Joined August 2010
8 Posts
July 23 2011 22:04 GMT
#81
On July 24 2011 07:04 RancidTurnip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 07:02 emmkaygee wrote:
Why do the Protoss have such bad memory?

+ Show Spoiler +
because they always "4-gate" everything


Is that a logic gate joke?


Nope, just failed at trying to make it sound like + Show Spoiler +
"forget"


XD
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
July 23 2011 22:08 GMT
#82
On July 24 2011 07:04 RancidTurnip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 07:02 emmkaygee wrote:
Why do the Protoss have such bad memory?

+ Show Spoiler +
because they always "4-gate" everything


Is that a logic gate joke?


your thinking too deep.

four gate = forget
skirmisheR
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden451 Posts
July 23 2011 22:12 GMT
#83
On July 24 2011 03:30 MonkSEA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:54 Alokiya wrote:
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.



Game over, nothing will beat this.


Q: How did the marines navigate through the baneling mines?
+ Show Spoiler +
A: BitByBit


Some jokes are actually pretty good, especially this bitbybit one! :D Keep going!

(got no jokes myself though )
I can jungle Pudge, can you?
Mr. Enchilada
Profile Joined November 2010
United States274 Posts
July 23 2011 22:14 GMT
#84
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?
My wife for Aiur.
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
July 23 2011 22:15 GMT
#85
What did a hellion say to adelscott?
+ Show Spoiler +
I love my french FRIED.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Tweleve
Profile Joined March 2011
United States644 Posts
July 23 2011 22:17 GMT
#86
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?


I think there was one match where Moon had the worst baneling landmines in history
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
July 23 2011 22:17 GMT
#87
If someone would make a Starcraft 2 movie who would be the director?
+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher Nolan
Stork[gm]
Mr. Enchilada
Profile Joined November 2010
United States274 Posts
July 23 2011 22:20 GMT
#88
Yeah I just read page2 and saw that. Lol thanks though
My wife for Aiur.
Akuemon
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada151 Posts
July 23 2011 22:23 GMT
#89
What is Idra's most attractive feature?
+ Show Spoiler +
his grack
ZAiNs
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom6525 Posts
July 23 2011 22:24 GMT
#90
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

+ Show Spoiler +
A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?

[image loading]

Moon vs BITBYBIYPRIME
UkGracken
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom129 Posts
July 23 2011 22:33 GMT
#91
On July 24 2011 01:43 Jacob666 wrote:
The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win.



This was actually amazing and made me smile!
UK GRACKEN LETS GET CRACKING
ravemir
Profile Joined April 2011
Portugal595 Posts
July 23 2011 22:38 GMT
#92
On July 24 2011 07:17 bgx wrote:
If someone would make a Starcraft 2 movie who would be the director?
+ Show Spoiler +
Christopher Nolan


Wow, great one!
"more gg, more skill"
Not_That
Profile Joined April 2011
287 Posts
July 23 2011 22:46 GMT
#93
Stalkers are so fast, you blink and they're gone.
- Artosis

A templar comes back to base with a terrified look on his face. The zealots ask "what happened? You look like you've seen a ghost"

Yo' mama is so fat, when you cast recall she stays in base.

EGfanBoi!DemuFtw
Profile Joined June 2011
United Kingdom46 Posts
July 23 2011 22:54 GMT
#94



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On July 24 2011 01:43 Jacob666 wrote:
The Zerg: Protoss is soooo imbalanced.
The Protoss: Zerg is soooo imbalanced.
The Terran: I would like to thank all my friends and family for another GSL win.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------




This was actually amazing and made me smile!


You both fail, MC, Nestea aint terran
Antego
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada38 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 22:56:36
July 23 2011 22:56 GMT
#95
Why did the terran lose all his marines to an infestor?


Because he didn't have a stim of common sense.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 23 2011 23:01 GMT
#96
Why did the colossus fall over?
+ Show Spoiler +
The engineer constructed one of its legs too short
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 23 2011 23:15 GMT
#97
On July 24 2011 08:01 Chairman Ray wrote:
Why did the colossus fall over?
+ Show Spoiler +
The engineer constructed one of its legs too short


Not sure why but this made me laugh more than any joke here
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
July 23 2011 23:23 GMT
#98
Why do marines use Tinactin?
+ Show Spoiler +
It removes fungal growths
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
July 23 2011 23:27 GMT
#99
WHY DID YOU KILL HIM HE PROBE-ABLY HAD A FAMILY.

Used to be funny in 4th grade I swear.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
ReaperX
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Hong Kong1758 Posts
July 23 2011 23:28 GMT
#100
Two marines and a tiny raven
Artosis : Clide. idrA : Shut up.
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