EPTOn July 24 2011 08:28 ReaperX wrote:
Two marines and a tiny raven
Two marines and a tiny raven
I didn't understand this at all but it still made me laugh. Haha.
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Shewklad
Sweden482 Posts
I didn't understand this at all but it still made me laugh. Haha. | ||
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MShaw006
United States74 Posts
On July 24 2011 08:23 101toss wrote: Why do marines use Tinactin? + Show Spoiler + It removes fungal growths Yes, very nice. | ||
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DoDonPachi
Canada69 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + "Don't fear the reaper" by Blue oyster cult | ||
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WarChimp
Australia943 Posts
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote: I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain? Come on mate, if you had read the thread you would of been told. Next time, read the whole thread before you post. Chances are, your question had already been answered. | ||
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DuckS
United States845 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Alcoholism is ruining his liver and tearing his family apart. | ||
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Squigly
United Kingdom629 Posts
On July 24 2011 09:00 DuckS wrote: A Marine walks into a bar.. + Show Spoiler + Alcoholism is ruining his liver and tearing his family apart. His Poor kids. He will never know how much he hurt them..... | ||
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Kevan
Sweden2303 Posts
First they build a spawning pool, then they build a BONUS POOL!" | ||
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Canada180 Posts
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Carapas
Canada242 Posts
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dronescout
Iceland246 Posts
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ClysmiC
United States2192 Posts
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dudesrslywtf
11 Posts
How many Zealots does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + None, they cannot hold How many SCVs does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to defend the first one from probe harass How many Infestors does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + One, you just have to make sure he doesn't over-power it How many members of the Starcraft 2 balance team does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + All three of them How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + J | ||
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brain_
United States812 Posts
On July 24 2011 06:39 MyOwnSummer wrote: Why are terrans so bad at poker? + Show Spoiler + They all-in all the time. Pretty good, except it should be: + Show Spoiler + because in poker you lose when your first all-in fails | ||
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GGMenaus
13 Posts
On July 24 2011 10:02 dudesrslywtf wrote: How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + J Win! | ||
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liam33
Canada192 Posts
nothing he was out of range. | ||
Rasun
United States787 Posts
On July 24 2011 09:13 Kevan wrote: "How do zergs get lots of points in the ladder system? First they build a spawning pool, then they build a BONUS POOL!" + Show Spoiler + HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA A zealot and a colossus walk into a bar, they sit down and order drinks. The colossus however, with its long and ungainly legs, spills his drink all over the bar. The bartender says gruffly, "Hey watch it pal!" The zealot replies, "Relax dude, its just splash damage." See what I did there, hahaha isn't that just the worst thing you have ever heard in your entire life? I knew it would be. | ||
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101toss
3232 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + He could not hold Why do the protoss hate going to the beach? + Show Spoiler + Because there are c-shells + Show Spoiler + concussive shells are OP man | ||
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epidGoaty
United States219 Posts
On July 24 2011 06:39 MyOwnSummer wrote: Why are terrans so bad at poker? + Show Spoiler + They all-in all the time. Ok I laughed at a LOT of these jokes, but THIS takes the cake. HAYO!!!! | ||
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ClysmiC
United States2192 Posts
On July 24 2011 10:58 Rasun wrote: + Show Spoiler + HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA A zealot and a colossus walk into a bar, they sit down and order drinks. The colossus however, with its long and ungainly legs, spills his drink all over the bar. The bartender says gruffly, "Hey watch it pal!" The zealot replies, "Relax dude, its just splash damage." See what I did there, hahaha isn't that just the worst thing you have ever heard in your entire life? I knew it would be. Heh I liked yours  | ||
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epidGoaty
United States219 Posts
On July 24 2011 10:36 brain_ wrote: Pretty good, except it should be: + Show Spoiler + because in poker you lose when your first all-in fails I praised the original, but this is also a fantastic knee slapper hahaha. It's good because it's funny and true at the same time. All balance jokes aside, this one is deep. | ||
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