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Shewklad
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden482 Posts
July 23 2011 23:34 GMT
#101
On July 24 2011 08:28 ReaperX wrote:
Two marines and a tiny raven



I didn't understand this at all but it still made me laugh. Haha.
Bomber || Thorzain || Startale >< No gods, no masters.
MShaw006
Profile Joined April 2011
United States74 Posts
July 23 2011 23:37 GMT
#102
On July 24 2011 08:23 101toss wrote:
Why do marines use Tinactin?
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It removes fungal growths



Yes, very nice.
DoDonPachi
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada69 Posts
July 23 2011 23:46 GMT
#103
Back in the Beta, what song the Zergs hated the most ?
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"Don't fear the reaper" by Blue oyster cult
i'll schroumpfs you until you GG
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
July 23 2011 23:47 GMT
#104
On July 24 2011 07:14 Mr. Enchilada wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.

I COMPLETELY do not understand this one. Explain?


Come on mate, if you had read the thread you would of been told. Next time, read the whole thread before you post. Chances are, your question had already been answered.
DuckS
Profile Joined September 2010
United States845 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 00:00:14
July 24 2011 00:00 GMT
#105
A Marine walks into a bar..

+ Show Spoiler +
Alcoholism is ruining his liver and tearing his family apart.
"You foiled us this time Americans, but your liberty will not protect your Marilyn Monroe forever - our Queen must FEED!" - Deleuze
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 24 2011 00:01 GMT
#106
On July 24 2011 09:00 DuckS wrote:
A Marine walks into a bar..

+ Show Spoiler +
Alcoholism is ruining his liver and tearing his family apart.


His Poor kids. He will never know how much he hurt them.....
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
July 24 2011 00:13 GMT
#107
"How do zergs get lots of points in the ladder system?

First they build a spawning pool, then they build a BONUS POOL!"
SC2, rip in pepperinos
_Search_
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada180 Posts
July 24 2011 00:14 GMT
#108
Yo mommaship's so fat all she can recall is the pizza guy.
Carapas
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada242 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 00:27:14
July 24 2011 00:25 GMT
#109
Yo mommaship's so fat she doesn't even fit into a black hole!
dronescout
Profile Joined March 2010
Iceland246 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 00:28:09
July 24 2011 00:27 GMT
#110
A phoenix flies into a bar to pick up chicks
I will destroy everyone in 2017
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 24 2011 00:33 GMT
#111
Yo mom is so fat that the only ability she has is "consume" (SC BW reference).
dudesrslywtf
Profile Joined July 2011
11 Posts
July 24 2011 01:02 GMT
#112
Here's a few I posted at the battle.net forums a while ago

How many Zealots does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None, they cannot hold


How many SCVs does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
Two, one to change the lightbulb and the other to defend the first one from probe harass


How many Infestors does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
One, you just have to make sure he doesn't over-power it


How many members of the Starcraft 2 balance team does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
All three of them


How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
J


brain_
Profile Joined June 2010
United States812 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 01:36:31
July 24 2011 01:36 GMT
#113
On July 24 2011 06:39 MyOwnSummer wrote:
Why are terrans so bad at poker?
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They all-in all the time.



Pretty good, except it should be:

+ Show Spoiler +
because in poker you lose when your first all-in fails
GGMenaus
Profile Joined July 2011
13 Posts
July 24 2011 01:41 GMT
#114
On July 24 2011 10:02 dudesrslywtf wrote:
How many casters does it take to change a lightbulb?

+ Show Spoiler +
J




Win!
liam33
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada192 Posts
July 24 2011 01:48 GMT
#115
what did the siege tank say to the marine?

nothing he was out of range.
Rasun
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States787 Posts
July 24 2011 01:58 GMT
#116
On July 24 2011 09:13 Kevan wrote:
"How do zergs get lots of points in the ladder system?

First they build a spawning pool, then they build a BONUS POOL!"


+ Show Spoiler +
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


A zealot and a colossus walk into a bar, they sit down and order drinks. The colossus however, with its long and ungainly legs, spills his drink all over the bar. The bartender says gruffly, "Hey watch it pal!" The zealot replies, "Relax dude, its just splash damage."

See what I did there, hahaha isn't that just the worst thing you have ever heard in your entire life? I knew it would be.
"People need to just settle the fuck down!"- Djwheat <3
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 02:12:23
July 24 2011 02:09 GMT
#117
Why did the zealot wet his pants?
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He could not hold


Why do the protoss hate going to the beach?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because there are c-shells + Show Spoiler +
concussive shells are OP man
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
epidGoaty
Profile Joined December 2010
United States219 Posts
July 24 2011 02:24 GMT
#118
On July 24 2011 06:39 MyOwnSummer wrote:
Why are terrans so bad at poker?
+ Show Spoiler +
They all-in all the time.


Ok I laughed at a LOT of these jokes, but THIS takes the cake. HAYO!!!!
ePGoaty - Manager, Team Epidemic - www.team-epidemic.com
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
July 24 2011 02:28 GMT
#119
On July 24 2011 10:58 Rasun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 09:13 Kevan wrote:
"How do zergs get lots of points in the ladder system?

First they build a spawning pool, then they build a BONUS POOL!"


+ Show Spoiler +
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA


A zealot and a colossus walk into a bar, they sit down and order drinks. The colossus however, with its long and ungainly legs, spills his drink all over the bar. The bartender says gruffly, "Hey watch it pal!" The zealot replies, "Relax dude, its just splash damage."

See what I did there, hahaha isn't that just the worst thing you have ever heard in your entire life? I knew it would be.

Heh I liked yours
epidGoaty
Profile Joined December 2010
United States219 Posts
July 24 2011 02:30 GMT
#120
On July 24 2011 10:36 brain_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 06:39 MyOwnSummer wrote:
Why are terrans so bad at poker?
+ Show Spoiler +
They all-in all the time.



Pretty good, except it should be:

+ Show Spoiler +
because in poker you lose when your first all-in fails


I praised the original, but this is also a fantastic knee slapper hahaha. It's good because it's funny and true at the same time. All balance jokes aside, this one is deep.
ePGoaty - Manager, Team Epidemic - www.team-epidemic.com
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