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Karellen
Profile Joined June 2011
United States50 Posts
July 24 2011 04:34 GMT
#141
Two terrans are playing a game of rock, paper, scissors. What are the results?

(possible spoiler for anyone living under a rock and hasn't watched gsl code s ro16)

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The score for the first terran: 2
The other terran: NaDa
CortoMontez
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia608 Posts
July 24 2011 04:37 GMT
#142
What was Idra's favourite ability during beta?
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Planet-Gracker

What is Idra's favourite terran unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Medi-Grack

What is Idra's favourite terran ability?
+ Show Spoiler +
Stim-Grack

What is Idra's favourite hive-tech zerg unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gracklings
"Creator was doing a really good job trying to win without storm but it was like eating spaghetti with a screwdriver." -Severian
rave[wcr]
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1166 Posts
July 24 2011 04:52 GMT
#143
aww that full moon one made me sad. wc3 4 lyfe Spirit_Moon
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
July 24 2011 04:52 GMT
#144
An infestor walks into a Terran bar

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Wheres the counter?
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
DtorR
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia171 Posts
July 24 2011 04:59 GMT
#145
Why did the banelings rage?

+ Show Spoiler +
Because the Marines served them banana splits.
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
July 24 2011 05:06 GMT
#146
Idra's favourite snack:
+ Show Spoiler +
Grackers


A inspector is inspecting a factory. He realises that one machine is missing. So he asks a employee:
"Where is the machine?"
The employee answers:
"He is practicing with someone"

A inspector is inspecting a factory. He sees that several wires are cut. The inspector angrily shouts to the workers:
"WHO IS IN CONTROL?"
They all answer:
"A Protoss player"
The inspector is confused and asks, "Where is he?"
"He is practicing with machine."

Lol, they were so bad... XD
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
Pleiades
Profile Joined June 2010
United States472 Posts
July 24 2011 05:45 GMT
#147
Why are some SC2 progamers afraid of Huk?
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Because Huk will probe them.


Why isn't the Defiler in SC2?
+ Show Spoiler +
They consumed so much and got too much gas.


Why do Zerg players have a hard time finding girls?
+ Show Spoiler +
They tend to spread the Creep highway.


Why does Halo beat SC2 in prize pools at MLG?
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300 Spartans beats 10000 Immortals.


Did somebody call the Exterminator?
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Mass roach problem.


Why don't I ask out Slayers_Eve on a date?
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She's above my league.
I love you sarge.... AHHHH
Hoonose
Profile Joined June 2011
United States132 Posts
July 24 2011 05:47 GMT
#148
On July 24 2011 13:37 CortoMontez wrote:
What was Idra's favourite ability during beta?
+ Show Spoiler +
Planet-Gracker

What is Idra's favourite terran unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Medi-Grack

What is Idra's favourite terran ability?
+ Show Spoiler +
Stim-Grack

What is Idra's favourite hive-tech zerg unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gracklings


What's Idra's favorite Protoss spell?
+ Show Spoiler +
Feedgrack
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45018 Posts
July 24 2011 05:55 GMT
#149
On July 24 2011 14:47 Hoonose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 13:37 CortoMontez wrote:
What was Idra's favourite ability during beta?
+ Show Spoiler +
Planet-Gracker

What is Idra's favourite terran unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Medi-Grack

What is Idra's favourite terran ability?
+ Show Spoiler +
Stim-Grack

What is Idra's favourite hive-tech zerg unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gracklings


What's Idra's favorite Protoss spell?
+ Show Spoiler +
Feedgrack


What was Idra's favorite food as a kid?
+ Show Spoiler +
Grackaroni and cheese.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Fanatic-Templar
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada5819 Posts
July 24 2011 06:03 GMT
#150
On July 24 2011 09:27 dronescout wrote:
A phoenix flies into a bar to pick up chicks


This one actually made me laugh quite a bit. Probably because I visualised it.
I bear this sig to commemorate the loss of the team icon that commemorated Oversky's 2008-2009 Proleague Round 1 performance.
KaBoom300
Profile Joined January 2011
United States225 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 06:29:02
July 24 2011 06:13 GMT
#151
On July 24 2011 01:41 whatthefat wrote:
Q: How did the marines safely cross a mine field in the dead of night?

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A: It was under a full Moon.


he'll never live that down tt

two colossus were mowing down a group of marines. one of them turns to the other and says, "HA! He forgot the Vikings." the other one turns suddenly and screams, "OMG A TALKING COLOSSUS!!!"

pretty bad i know XD
Liquid Dota Fighting!
Clinical
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1 Post
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 06:55:51
July 24 2011 06:55 GMT
#152
Why do terrans kill zerg and protoss?
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Because there racists.
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
July 24 2011 07:04 GMT
#153
On July 24 2011 13:52 Holcan wrote:
An infestor walks into a Terran bar

+ Show Spoiler +
Wheres the counter?


I assume this is ironically funny because the bartender is a ghost?
omisa
Profile Joined January 2011
United States494 Posts
July 24 2011 07:16 GMT
#154
On July 24 2011 14:55 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 14:47 Hoonose wrote:
On July 24 2011 13:37 CortoMontez wrote:
What was Idra's favourite ability during beta?
+ Show Spoiler +
Planet-Gracker

What is Idra's favourite terran unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Medi-Grack

What is Idra's favourite terran ability?
+ Show Spoiler +
Stim-Grack

What is Idra's favourite hive-tech zerg unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gracklings


What's Idra's favorite Protoss spell?
+ Show Spoiler +
Feedgrack


What was Idra's favorite food as a kid?
+ Show Spoiler +
Grackaroni and cheese.



What is Idra's favorite pudding?
+ Show Spoiler +
Grack Pack
\m/
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 07:33:05
July 24 2011 07:27 GMT
#155
How many gsl titles have former bonjwas won?
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nada
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Blitz Beat
Profile Joined May 2011
United States178 Posts
July 24 2011 07:29 GMT
#156
On July 24 2011 16:16 omisa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 14:55 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On July 24 2011 14:47 Hoonose wrote:
On July 24 2011 13:37 CortoMontez wrote:
What was Idra's favourite ability during beta?
+ Show Spoiler +
Planet-Gracker

What is Idra's favourite terran unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Medi-Grack

What is Idra's favourite terran ability?
+ Show Spoiler +
Stim-Grack

What is Idra's favourite hive-tech zerg unit?
+ Show Spoiler +
Gracklings


What's Idra's favorite Protoss spell?
+ Show Spoiler +
Feedgrack


What was Idra's favorite food as a kid?
+ Show Spoiler +
Grackaroni and cheese.



What is Idra's favorite pudding?
+ Show Spoiler +
Grack Pack


What's IdrA's favorite chocolate?
+ Show Spoiler +
Crunch
IceSlipper
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Australia1028 Posts
July 24 2011 07:29 GMT
#157
On July 24 2011 01:23 OwlHarris wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks

"Where's the counter?"

Lol'd.. Rest were meh
mandingo
Profile Joined July 2011
25 Posts
July 24 2011 09:03 GMT
#158
+ Show Spoiler +
Starcraft 2
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
July 24 2011 09:50 GMT
#159
On July 24 2011 18:03 mandingo wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Starcraft 2

+ Show Spoiler +
Protoss


On a more serious note.

What's Idra's favourite song?
+ Show Spoiler +
I whip my grack back and forth
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
ProxyKnoxy
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2576 Posts
July 24 2011 10:26 GMT
#160
Jesus christ these IdrA jokes are terrible. Needless to say it gets a bit old when its basically the same punchline
"Zealot try give mariners high five. Mariners not like high five and try hide and shoot zealot"
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