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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
July 25 2011 17:07 GMT
#181
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote:
A lot of these are awful.

you're like the 10th person to say that. Instead of complaining, why not stfu and contribute?

old bw joke: What should you do before having sex?

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Defense matrix that tank, before you seige that skank.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 25 2011 17:08 GMT
#182
On July 26 2011 02:02 vlnplyr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote:
A lot of these are awful.


Cheesy jokes are the best kind! If you don't find them funny, then you should really lighten up and try to enjoy the little things in life.


Yea i dont understand why people post just to say they dont like something. Seems like a waste of time
jcc
Profile Joined January 2011
United States472 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-25 17:18:08
July 25 2011 17:15 GMT
#183
Why do Asians never make Zerg T3?

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Because itd be an Ultra-risk.
http://broukej.cz/lol-signatures/GGod_na_103_4_logo.png
skrzmark
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1528 Posts
July 25 2011 17:18 GMT
#184
How do you make rain go away?

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You bring a piece of your own cheese
[image loading]
We got them GOM TvT's and them mlGG's
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 25 2011 17:23 GMT
#185
Idra / Momma jokes are literally terribad. omg. Idra ones are feasable but the momma jokes, people need to get themselves out of primary school :D

A hellion roasts a group of drones, the queen retorts

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damn, thats some bad gas.
Useless wet fish.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
July 25 2011 17:34 GMT
#186
On July 26 2011 02:23 Capped wrote:
Idra / Momma jokes are literally terribad. omg. Idra ones are feasable but the momma jokes, people need to get themselves out of primary school :D

A hellion roasts a group of drones, the queen retorts

+ Show Spoiler +
damn, thats some bad gas.

+ Show Spoiler +
Hellions cost gas?
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 25 2011 17:54 GMT
#187
On July 26 2011 02:34 Blasterion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 02:23 Capped wrote:
Idra / Momma jokes are literally terribad. omg. Idra ones are feasable but the momma jokes, people need to get themselves out of primary school :D

A hellion roasts a group of drones, the queen retorts

+ Show Spoiler +
damn, thats some bad gas.

+ Show Spoiler +
Hellions cost gas?


What exactly do you think they use to make the big flames ? air ... ?
Useless wet fish.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-25 18:02:44
July 25 2011 18:02 GMT
#188
On July 26 2011 02:54 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2011 02:34 Blasterion wrote:
On July 26 2011 02:23 Capped wrote:
Idra / Momma jokes are literally terribad. omg. Idra ones are feasable but the momma jokes, people need to get themselves out of primary school :D

A hellion roasts a group of drones, the queen retorts

+ Show Spoiler +
damn, thats some bad gas.

+ Show Spoiler +
Hellions cost gas?


What exactly do you think they use to make the big flames ? air ... ?

MineralZ =P
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
July 25 2011 18:26 GMT
#189
On July 26 2011 02:02 vlnplyr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote:
A lot of these are awful.


Cheesy jokes are the best kind! If you don't find them funny, then you should really lighten up and try to enjoy the little things in life.

they're not awful because they're cheesy. They're awful because they're terrible.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
Paper117
Profile Joined June 2010
United States210 Posts
July 25 2011 18:26 GMT
#190
Chuck Norris once forced an ultralisk into siege mode.

DT's and HT's discovered they could merge when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one into the other.

Chuck Norris tipped over a marauder and shot down a banshee.

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Sorry for the Chuck Norris jokes. : / It had to be done sooner or later.
For the Swarm!
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
July 25 2011 18:30 GMT
#191
A dragoon walks around a bar...
carloselcoco
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2302 Posts
July 25 2011 18:34 GMT
#192
On July 26 2011 02:15 jcc wrote:
Why do Asians never make Zerg T3?

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Because itd be an Ultra-risk.



Not gonna lie, this one is pretty funny! xD
http://www.twitch.tv/carloselcoco/b/296431601 <------Suscribe! Casts in Spanish :) |||| http://www.twitch.tv/carloselcoco/b/300285215<----- CSL: Before Sunday! Episode 3!
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
July 25 2011 18:36 GMT
#193
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


HAHA! I really like this one :D
Yargh
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 25 2011 18:40 GMT
#194
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...

I'm thinking this one- good ol' BW pathing.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
July 25 2011 18:43 GMT
#195
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...

He didn't walk...... He was recalled
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Flavalanche
Profile Joined May 2010
United States164 Posts
July 25 2011 18:51 GMT
#196
On July 24 2011 02:07 Nesserev wrote:
Why will terrans always lose the game 'seabattle' ?
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Cause they can only know how to attack with '1A'.

Oh damn, that was actually really clever.

I SIRL'd
Sup.
snaerdi
Profile Joined March 2011
Finland70 Posts
July 25 2011 19:03 GMT
#197
How did the Zealot survive through his massive gambling debts?
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My wife for hire.
This is why we can't have nice things.. SC 2 || Skyrim || Diablo III || ME 3
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
July 25 2011 19:04 GMT
#198
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


best joke of the thread, hillarious
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
July 25 2011 19:08 GMT
#199
A dragoon walks toward the bar, stop, enters firing animation, stutters to the left, walks away, and then starts glitching at the ramp to the bar.
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
AraMoOse
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada66 Posts
July 25 2011 19:21 GMT
#200
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...

You win the thread good sir. GG

Q. Why did the protoss cross the road?
A. He had 4 collosi, the game no longer required his attention.

*cough*
Raynor for President
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