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Eluadyl
Profile Joined May 2010
Turkey364 Posts
July 24 2011 10:55 GMT
#161
What warning terrans don't adhere to?
+ Show Spoiler +
Do not drop


New girl joins IM;
+ Show Spoiler +

IMpregnant


We move unseen;
+ Show Spoiler +
That's what she said :D


Not enough energy
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
July 24 2011 13:48 GMT
#162
I like to fast-expand when I see a nice 2 rax build. And if she doesn't let me up her ramp I'll just harass her. If she does though I will take it to a 40 min long macro game and I won't GG prematurly.
SC2, rip in pepperinos
KanoCoke
Profile Joined June 2011
Japan863 Posts
July 24 2011 13:56 GMT
#163
Everybody knows this one:
Why did idrA join the Evil Geniuses team?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because he wanted two important letters to spell "I RAGED".


The reason MMA went back to the U.S. was because + Show Spoiler +
he was afraid of marauders.


Who won this season's Code A tournament? I don't know... it's + Show Spoiler +
puzzling.


MarineKing went to an R.Kelly concert and went home furious, because R.Kelly decided to end his concert with the song + Show Spoiler +
Be my 2.


Optimus Prime lost to Bomber, simply because, at the last minute he decided to + Show Spoiler +
make his tanks and vikings transform.


Coach Lee spoke out recently regarding TSL losing a Gentleman. It turns out, PuMa was bribed with + Show Spoiler +
skin care therapy.


A drunk siege tank operator ran into Kerrigan in a liquor store one night. Locals called the police when they heard someone repeatedly scream + Show Spoiler +
'I'm in deep!'
Will always cheer for: MMA Bomber Taeja Curious Life herO Zest
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
July 24 2011 15:15 GMT
#164
Jesus, this is so funny, but I don't get the ones about Zealots and hold, can someone explain me ?
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 24 2011 16:09 GMT
#165
On July 25 2011 00:15 Sakray wrote:
Jesus, this is so funny, but I don't get the ones about Zealots and hold, can someone explain me ?


Zealots say i cannot hold in game
yellingnewt
Profile Joined June 2011
United States22 Posts
July 24 2011 21:14 GMT
#166
What did MMA say to MC?
+ Show Spoiler +

I don't fucking know, I don't speak korean!
High Masters Protoss: :)
redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
July 25 2011 03:11 GMT
#167
On July 24 2011 06:51 RancidTurnip wrote:
What did the Infestor say to the Broodwar player?
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"Defiler? I hardly know her!"

LOL best joke in the thread!
Belisarius
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia6233 Posts
July 25 2011 03:22 GMT
#168
On July 24 2011 09:14 _Search_ wrote:
Yo mommaship's so fat all she can recall is the pizza guy.


Buhahahahah.

Thank you, that genuinely made me laugh.
ScoutingDrone
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada54 Posts
July 25 2011 04:50 GMT
#169
Yo momma's so ugly zealots charge AWAY from her.

Yo momma's so ugly terran players refuse to scan her.

Yo momma's so fat she can't make it down the ramp.

Yo momma's so fat zerglings can't get a surround.

Yo momma's so fat, when she enters a viking the viking is stuck in assault mode.



When I grow up, I want to be a spawning pool!
HydraLF
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Hong Kong626 Posts
July 25 2011 05:38 GMT
#170
Those "momma" joke is kinda bad sigh.
Sure.
ScoutingDrone
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada54 Posts
July 25 2011 05:50 GMT
#171
On July 25 2011 14:38 HydraLF wrote:
Those "momma" joke is kinda bad sigh.


u can't complain if u can't post better ones bro, ur like that guy in a group project who never does shit but complains about everything
When I grow up, I want to be a spawning pool!
Ksquared
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1748 Posts
July 25 2011 06:38 GMT
#172
What did the zealot say to the customer support?

We can not hold
eSports for life.
R3m3mb3rM3
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany954 Posts
July 25 2011 06:45 GMT
#173
Yo momma is so fat, you need 2 momma ships to make her invisble

Yo mamma is so fat, she costs 201 supply
DMKraft
Profile Joined December 2010
476 Posts
July 25 2011 07:22 GMT
#174
Why are speed banes imbalanced?

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Cause that is how they roll
vlnplyr
Profile Joined November 2010
United States76 Posts
July 25 2011 07:37 GMT
#175
Here's a few I spent the last 20 minutes putting together--

Why wouldn't the Mutalisk go on a date with the Broodlord?
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Brcause he might Corruptor!


Why did the Queen die at such a young age?
+ Show Spoiler +
She had too many tumors and couldn't be given a transfusion!


What did the Immortal say to the sentry?
+ Show Spoiler +
Is my shield hardened, or am I just happy to see you?!


What do you do when you have a date with a Dark Templar?
+ Show Spoiler +
Detector!


What do you do if your girlfriend runs away?
+ Show Spoiler +
Inteceptor and Carrier back to the kitchen! (zing!! - all in good fun ladies)


What did one Zergling say to the other?
+ Show Spoiler +
If we're lucky, we might get Laired tonight!


What did the Roach tell his girlfriend to send him while he was in prison?
+ Show Spoiler +
Tunnelling Claws!


And finally...

Why was the High Templar sad?
+ Show Spoiler +
Because he lost his Khydarian Amulet! (It's funny because I play Terran :D )
www.youtube.com/vlnplyr5
I)etox
Profile Joined April 2011
1240 Posts
July 25 2011 07:40 GMT
#176
A lot of these are awful.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
July 25 2011 07:43 GMT
#177
Who do you get in a PvP matchup?
+ Show Spoiler +
A coin toss
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Squigly
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom629 Posts
July 25 2011 16:55 GMT
#178
On July 25 2011 16:43 101toss wrote:
Who do you get in a PvP matchup?
+ Show Spoiler +
A coin toss


Ha, im not sure if you even realised that was a joke, of just whine. Never the less, i found it funny.
vlnplyr
Profile Joined November 2010
United States76 Posts
July 25 2011 17:02 GMT
#179
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote:
A lot of these are awful.


Cheesy jokes are the best kind! If you don't find them funny, then you should really lighten up and try to enjoy the little things in life.
www.youtube.com/vlnplyr5
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
July 25 2011 17:04 GMT
#180
On July 25 2011 16:37 vlnplyr wrote:

What do you do if your girlfriend runs away?
+ Show Spoiler +
Inteceptor and Carrier back to the kitchen! (zing!! - all in good fun ladies)




This one is great because it combines two things, but they're related :D
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
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