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New girl joins IM;
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IMpregnant
We move unseen;
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That's what she said :D
Awesome Starcraft Jokes - Page 9
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Eluadyl
Turkey364 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + New girl joins IM; + Show Spoiler + IMpregnant We move unseen; + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Kevan
Sweden2303 Posts
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KanoCoke
Japan863 Posts
Why did idrA join the Evil Geniuses team? + Show Spoiler + Because he wanted two important letters to spell "I RAGED". The reason MMA went back to the U.S. was because + Show Spoiler + he was afraid of marauders. Who won this season's Code A tournament? I don't know... it's + Show Spoiler + puzzling. MarineKing went to an R.Kelly concert and went home furious, because R.Kelly decided to end his concert with the song + Show Spoiler + Be my 2. Optimus Prime lost to Bomber, simply because, at the last minute he decided to + Show Spoiler + make his tanks and vikings transform. Coach Lee spoke out recently regarding TSL losing a Gentleman. It turns out, PuMa was bribed with + Show Spoiler + skin care therapy. A drunk siege tank operator ran into Kerrigan in a liquor store one night. Locals called the police when they heard someone repeatedly scream + Show Spoiler + 'I'm in deep!' | ||
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Sakray
France2198 Posts
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Squigly
United Kingdom629 Posts
On July 25 2011 00:15 Sakray wrote: Jesus, this is so funny, but I don't get the ones about Zealots and hold, can someone explain me ? Zealots say i cannot hold in game | ||
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yellingnewt
United States22 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I don't fucking know, I don't speak korean! | ||
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redFF
United States3910 Posts
On July 24 2011 06:51 RancidTurnip wrote: What did the Infestor say to the Broodwar player? + Show Spoiler + "Defiler? I hardly know her!" LOL best joke in the thread! | ||
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Belisarius
Australia6230 Posts
On July 24 2011 09:14 _Search_ wrote: Yo mommaship's so fat all she can recall is the pizza guy. Buhahahahah. Thank you, that genuinely made me laugh. | ||
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ScoutingDrone
Canada54 Posts
Yo momma's so ugly terran players refuse to scan her. Yo momma's so fat she can't make it down the ramp. Yo momma's so fat zerglings can't get a surround. Yo momma's so fat, when she enters a viking the viking is stuck in assault mode. | ||
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HydraLF
Hong Kong626 Posts
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ScoutingDrone
Canada54 Posts
On July 25 2011 14:38 HydraLF wrote: Those "momma" joke is kinda bad sigh. u can't complain if u can't post better ones bro, ur like that guy in a group project who never does shit but complains about everything | ||
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Ksquared
United States1748 Posts
We can not hold | ||
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R3m3mb3rM3
Germany954 Posts
Yo mamma is so fat, she costs 201 supply | ||
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DMKraft
476 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Cause that is how they roll | ||
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vlnplyr
United States76 Posts
Why wouldn't the Mutalisk go on a date with the Broodlord? + Show Spoiler + Brcause he might Corruptor! Why did the Queen die at such a young age? + Show Spoiler + She had too many tumors and couldn't be given a transfusion! What did the Immortal say to the sentry? + Show Spoiler + Is my shield hardened, or am I just happy to see you?! What do you do when you have a date with a Dark Templar? + Show Spoiler + Detector! What do you do if your girlfriend runs away? + Show Spoiler + Inteceptor and Carrier back to the kitchen! (zing!! - all in good fun ladies) What did one Zergling say to the other? + Show Spoiler + If we're lucky, we might get Laired tonight! What did the Roach tell his girlfriend to send him while he was in prison? + Show Spoiler + Tunnelling Claws! And finally... Why was the High Templar sad? + Show Spoiler + Because he lost his Khydarian Amulet! (It's funny because I play Terran :D ) | ||
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I)etox
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101toss
3232 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + A coin toss | ||
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Squigly
United Kingdom629 Posts
Ha, im not sure if you even realised that was a joke, of just whine. Never the less, i found it funny. | ||
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vlnplyr
United States76 Posts
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote: A lot of these are awful. Cheesy jokes are the best kind! If you don't find them funny, then you should really lighten up and try to enjoy the little things in life. | ||
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marvellosity
United Kingdom36161 Posts
On July 25 2011 16:37 vlnplyr wrote: What do you do if your girlfriend runs away? + Show Spoiler + Inteceptor and Carrier back to the kitchen! (zing!! - all in good fun ladies) This one is great because it combines two things, but they're related :D | ||
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