EPTOn July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...
A dragoon walks around a bar...
Oh god
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MangoTango
United States3670 Posts
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FuRRyChoBo
United States218 Posts
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote: A dragoon walks around a bar... laughed so hard at this one. /thread imo | ||
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Trizz
Netherlands1322 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Cuz baby got grack | ||
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soulpoetry
United Kingdom177 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + i need your clothes, your boots and your motocycle | ||
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gueva RA
Ukraine19 Posts
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Eishi_Ki
Korea (South)1667 Posts
On July 26 2011 02:07 da_head wrote: you're like the 10th person to say that. Instead of complaining, why not stfu and contribute? old bw joke: What should you do before having sex? + Show Spoiler + Defense matrix that tank, before you seige that skank. This didn't get enough appreciation. More than a SIRL, you achieved status LOL. | ||
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KaBoom300
United States225 Posts
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote: A dragoon walks around a bar... hahaha after all these, "marine walks into a bar..." "infestor walks into a bar..." jokes, this one takes the cake!!! | ||
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NASAmoose
United States231 Posts
They made an Extreme Makeover T.V. show for the Protoss citizens of Aiur, and they called it + Show Spoiler + Nip / HuK TRIVIA: A few days before the conclusion of World War 2, Adolf Hitler committed suicide. Representing the USA, what did IdrA have to say about it? + Show Spoiler + gg Why couldn't Spanishiwa start his car? + Show Spoiler + He had no gas... Squirtle switched races to Zerg, but it got confusing for the casters because whenever he got to Hive tech they felt compelled to call him Blastoise. Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2? + Show Spoiler + For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert. What did Helen Keller say to the Overlord? + Show Spoiler + FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME | ||
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fluffyclouds
Germany7 Posts
Magic boxes. What did the Thor say to the Mutalisk? "Lick me!" Why do mothers envy queens? In regards to offspring, queens may puke back. Why do greek play zerg? They just love to borrow. etc.etc. | ||
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
Okay that's BW related and unfunny, just the only tihng I could mention and lmao at the dragoon one | ||
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NASAmoose
United States231 Posts
Why are the French considered so bad-mannered? + Show Spoiler + All they do is w(h)ine and cheese. Yo Momma's so dumb my infestor NP-ed her with his toe. After the long macro game, why did the hive look like a heroin addict? + Show Spoiler + So...many...injects... Why does IdrA always lose to people on acid? + Show Spoiler + Hallucinations. How did the Reaper get AIDS? + Show Spoiler + A Queen gave it to him from behind. | ||
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Kal_rA1
160 Posts
On July 24 2011 02:22 poorbeggarman wrote: Q: Wanna see my DT tattoo? + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler + oh my god this one is brilliant! | ||
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Kal_rA1
160 Posts
On July 24 2011 16:27 101toss wrote: How many gsl titles have former bonjwas won? + Show Spoiler + nada nice!! | ||
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ScoutingDrone
Canada54 Posts
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IntoTheEmo
Singapore1169 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + At the PLAYYYGUURound! | ||
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Wildsound
United Kingdom144 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + When Amy keeps up with her injects, she dies. | ||
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vlnplyr
United States76 Posts
On July 26 2011 07:34 Wildsound wrote: What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Nestea? + Show Spoiler + When Amy keeps up with her injects, she dies. Kinda soon for this one man... | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37065 Posts
On July 24 2011 12:05 SidianTheBard wrote: It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral." OMFG, THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! Can someone explain the dragoon walks around a bar one? Is it implying that the dragoon is stupid? | ||
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boon2537
United States905 Posts
On July 26 2011 12:32 Seeker wrote: OMFG, THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! Can someone explain the dragoon walks around a bar one? Is it implying that the dragoon is stupid? No, it's implying that dragoons love the ground so much, so they need to message it every 3 seconds, ignoring any logic and your order :3 + Show Spoiler + Nah, the joke just plays on idiotic dragoon pathing Also, I kinda stole the joke from the anti joke thread. I'm not that good in making jokes  | ||
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h3rr0
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