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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
July 25 2011 19:23 GMT
#201
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


Oh god
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
FuRRyChoBo
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States218 Posts
July 25 2011 19:25 GMT
#202
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


laughed so hard at this one. /thread imo
Trizz
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands1318 Posts
July 25 2011 19:32 GMT
#203
Why did Artosis hook up with this girl?

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Cuz baby got grack
nope
soulpoetry
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom177 Posts
July 25 2011 20:09 GMT
#204
what does Idra say doing Arnie impressions?
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i need your clothes, your boots and your motocycle



gueva RA
Profile Joined July 2011
Ukraine19 Posts
July 25 2011 20:14 GMT
#205
Colossus
Ra!
Eishi_Ki
Profile Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1667 Posts
July 25 2011 20:14 GMT
#206
On July 26 2011 02:07 da_head wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2011 16:40 I)etox wrote:
A lot of these are awful.

you're like the 10th person to say that. Instead of complaining, why not stfu and contribute?

old bw joke: What should you do before having sex?

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Defense matrix that tank, before you seige that skank.


This didn't get enough appreciation. More than a SIRL, you achieved status LOL.
KaBoom300
Profile Joined January 2011
United States225 Posts
July 25 2011 20:28 GMT
#207
On July 26 2011 03:30 boon2537 wrote:
A dragoon walks around a bar...


hahaha after all these, "marine walks into a bar..." "infestor walks into a bar..." jokes, this one takes the cake!!!
Liquid Dota Fighting!
NASAmoose
Profile Joined May 2011
United States231 Posts
July 25 2011 21:00 GMT
#208
Bored at work so here are some NASAmoose originals:

They made an Extreme Makeover T.V. show for the Protoss citizens of Aiur, and they called it
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Nip / HuK


TRIVIA: A few days before the conclusion of World War 2, Adolf Hitler committed suicide. Representing the USA, what did IdrA have to say about it?
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gg


Why couldn't Spanishiwa start his car?
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He had no gas...


Squirtle switched races to Zerg, but it got confusing for the casters because whenever he got to Hive tech they felt compelled to call him Blastoise.

Why were the Japanese never any good at SC2?
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For some reason they weren't too good at hearing the "Nuclear Launch Detected" alert.


What did Helen Keller say to the Overlord?
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FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
fluffyclouds
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany7 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-25 21:05:03
July 25 2011 21:04 GMT
#209
What does a Thor get for birthday?
Magic boxes.

What did the Thor say to the Mutalisk?
"Lick me!"

Why do mothers envy queens?
In regards to offspring, queens may puke back.

Why do greek play zerg?
They just love to borrow.

etc.etc.
I learned so much from my mistakes, I'll just make some more...
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-25 21:12:05
July 25 2011 21:10 GMT
#210
Yo mommas so fat that when she said on a creep colony it became a sunken colony

Okay that's BW related and unfunny, just the only tihng I could mention

and lmao at the dragoon one
In the woods, there lurks..
NASAmoose
Profile Joined May 2011
United States231 Posts
July 25 2011 21:24 GMT
#211
Still bored, still coming up with them:

Why are the French considered so bad-mannered?
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All they do is w(h)ine and cheese.


Yo Momma's so dumb my infestor NP-ed her with his toe.

After the long macro game, why did the hive look like a heroin addict?
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So...many...injects...


Why does IdrA always lose to people on acid?
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Hallucinations.


How did the Reaper get AIDS?
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A Queen gave it to him from behind.
Kal_rA1
Profile Joined January 2011
160 Posts
July 25 2011 21:33 GMT
#212
On July 24 2011 02:22 poorbeggarman wrote:
Q: Wanna see my DT tattoo?

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Original from http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=231591

oh my god this one is brilliant!
Jaedong Oz
Kal_rA1
Profile Joined January 2011
160 Posts
July 25 2011 22:06 GMT
#213
On July 24 2011 16:27 101toss wrote:
How many gsl titles have former bonjwas won?
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nada

nice!!
Jaedong Oz
ScoutingDrone
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada54 Posts
July 25 2011 22:08 GMT
#214
Yo momma's so dumb she can't even win with protoss
When I grow up, I want to be a spawning pool!
IntoTheEmo
Profile Joined February 2009
Singapore1169 Posts
July 25 2011 22:27 GMT
#215
Where did the case of the Defiler's son bullying Terran kids take place?

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At the PLAYYYGUURound!
MMOs kill APM. However Proleague plus BW Proscene music increase APM -> 100. 이제동 Fighting! Highest ranked Jaedong owner in FPL10 = clearly #1 Jaedong fan~! <- Keeping my sig from 2010
Wildsound
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom144 Posts
July 25 2011 22:34 GMT
#216
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Nestea?

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When Amy keeps up with her injects, she dies.
http://soundcloud.com/dj-wildsound http://www.youtube.com/MrWildsound ¦ Sage, Creator, Huk, JYP, Hero, MaNa, White-ra
vlnplyr
Profile Joined November 2010
United States76 Posts
July 25 2011 23:50 GMT
#217
On July 26 2011 07:34 Wildsound wrote:
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Nestea?

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When Amy keeps up with her injects, she dies.


Kinda soon for this one man...
www.youtube.com/vlnplyr5
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-26 03:33:58
July 26 2011 03:32 GMT
#218
On July 24 2011 12:05 SidianTheBard wrote:
It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."


OMFG, THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!

Can someone explain the dragoon walks around a bar one?
Is it implying that the dragoon is stupid?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
July 26 2011 03:53 GMT
#219
On July 26 2011 12:32 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 12:05 SidianTheBard wrote:
It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."


OMFG, THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!

Can someone explain the dragoon walks around a bar one?
Is it implying that the dragoon is stupid?

No, it's implying that dragoons love the ground so much, so they need to message it every 3 seconds, ignoring any logic and your order :3
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Nah, the joke just plays on idiotic dragoon pathing


Also, I kinda stole the joke from the anti joke thread. I'm not that good in making jokes
h3rr0
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia2 Posts
July 26 2011 08:06 GMT
#220
After excessive stim abuse, a Marine was ordered to rehab, but he won't go, go, go...
Where the bloody hell are you?
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