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Zhek
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada342 Posts
July 24 2011 02:36 GMT
#121
On July 24 2011 09:33 ClysmiC wrote:
Yo mom is so fat that the only ability she has is "consume" (SC BW reference).


Yo mama so fat she has to consume an ultralisk to regen one energy point.
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
July 24 2011 02:40 GMT
#122
On July 24 2011 11:36 Zhek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2011 09:33 ClysmiC wrote:
Yo mom is so fat that the only ability she has is "consume" (SC BW reference).


Yo mama so fat she has to consume an ultralisk to regen one energy point.

Yo mama so fat dark swarm doesn't protect her
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
hunts
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2113 Posts
July 24 2011 02:42 GMT
#123
some marines and scvs walk into a bar

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the bartender goes "are you all in yet?"
twitch.tv/huntstv 7x legend streamer
SnowK
Profile Joined June 2011
United States245 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 03:05:02
July 24 2011 02:43 GMT
#124
Your build is so bad it makes Kia look like Porsche

Your army is so supply blocked that I thought you were playing Minecraft

What happens when your team doesn't honor your contract?
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Go su(e)


What did the Korean coach say to his stressed out Terran player after losing his barracks?
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Rerax


A zealot walks into a red light district and screams
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MY WIFE FOR HIRE!
"Its like someone went 'What does protoss need.... I know, more ways to be an obnoxious cunt'" - Liquid`Jinro
rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
July 24 2011 02:44 GMT
#125
Why there is no holy resistance in wow?
because you just can't resist Jesus.
GET OUT OF MY BASE CHILL
WArped
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom4845 Posts
July 24 2011 02:45 GMT
#126
How do SCV prostitutes propose their services?...

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In the rear with the gear.


-reddit
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
July 24 2011 03:01 GMT
#127
What type of work did a medivac do after retiring?

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Marine Biology
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
SidianTheBard
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2474 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-24 03:06:33
July 24 2011 03:05 GMT
#128
It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
Creator of Abyssal Reef, Ascension to Aiur, Battle on the Boardwalk, Habitation Station, Honorgrounds, IPL Darkness Falls, King's Cove, Korhal Carnage Knockout & Moonlight Madness.
NaYa
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada9 Posts
July 24 2011 03:06 GMT
#129
Zealot: **** I forgot my charge!!
Probe: Are you sure??!?
Zealot: I'm positive.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 24 2011 03:09 GMT
#130
On July 24 2011 01:23 OwlHarris wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks

"Where's the counter?"




-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread.

You stole that joke off the blizzard forum lols.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Giwoon
Profile Joined December 2010
Korea (South)431 Posts
July 24 2011 03:12 GMT
#131
On July 24 2011 01:33 ccJroy wrote:
2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny.


no its funny
because tanks cant one shot marines LOL
BUTTHURT?
catabowl
Profile Joined November 2009
United States815 Posts
July 24 2011 03:59 GMT
#132
Why did the Drone scream in terror?

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It heard a Banshee coming


Why do probes believe in Christianity?

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To avoid the Hellion Fire


A ghost detective was called to investigate a crime . When the ghost reached the crime scene, the ghost saw the body in pieces on the ground motionless with small tracks leading from the body and burning ground around as well. The ghost called the crime a

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Muta-Ling
Jung! Myung! Hoooooooooooooooooon! #TeamPolt
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
July 24 2011 04:04 GMT
#133
How do you know you're talking to a TL poster?

He keeps falling over because he has no grasp of balance.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
kKagari
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia84 Posts
July 24 2011 04:09 GMT
#134
the full moon one is gold!!
Rasun
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States787 Posts
July 24 2011 04:12 GMT
#135
On July 24 2011 12:01 Holcan wrote:
What type of work did a medivac do after retiring?

+ Show Spoiler +
Marine Biology


Hahah I like that one a lot.

Will only make sense to those familiar with BW

Protoss Commander (To two DTs): You have to go and save the Aiur!
Dts: But its a suicide mission
Protoss Commander: Just go!
A minute later.
Dark Archon: (To Protoss Commander) You have to go and save Aiur!
Protos Commander: My life for Aiur!

Lol pretty bad.

"People need to just settle the fuck down!"- Djwheat <3
XiGua
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden3085 Posts
July 24 2011 04:14 GMT
#136
Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was infested!

Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was made "Oh Pee"! (made of pee)

Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was too cool!

Hehe, came up with those myself. You try, it's easy since he is such a baller.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) APM, Why u make me spam?
_Fiction_
Profile Joined February 2011
United States33 Posts
July 24 2011 04:23 GMT
#137
So a void ray is at the market

and the lady at the counter asks him cash or credit

so he replies

charge it!
skrzmark
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1528 Posts
July 24 2011 04:24 GMT
#138
It's not an all-in until you bring the orbital command too.
We got them GOM TvT's and them mlGG's
CookieMaker
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada880 Posts
July 24 2011 04:29 GMT
#139
On July 24 2011 11:42 hunts wrote:
some marines and scvs walk into a bar

+ Show Spoiler +
the bartender goes "are you all in yet?"



OOOH sheeet this was the first one in the whole thread to make me just lose my my stuff, best allin joke yet.
Micro your Macro
FroZen(-_-)
Profile Joined December 2010
United States183 Posts
July 24 2011 04:32 GMT
#140
A marine, medivac, and scv are all walking along a selected path together. When they come to a stop, the marine asks for a lift from medivac, and scv being the awkward one yells triumphantly "in the rear with the gear". SInce marine always adored medivac, he blushed and medivac, being the snobby child, states "Oh suck it up, you act like you got both arms blown off."
"The concept of dying terrifies me, and I've taken to watching Netflix at night until I pass out to avoid thinking about it. This is better than my old strategy of crying until I passed out.." -blestedt
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