Your build is so bad it makes Kia look like Porsche

Your army is so supply blocked that I thought you were playing Minecraft

What happens when your team doesn't honor your contract?
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Go su(e)

What did the Korean coach say to his stressed out Terran player after losing his barracks?
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Rerax

A zealot walks into a red light district and screams
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MY WIFE FOR HIRE!

rei

United States3594 Posts

July 24 2011 02:44 GMT

#125

Why there is no holy resistance in wow?
because you just can't resist Jesus.

WArped

United Kingdom4845 Posts

July 24 2011 02:45 GMT

#126

How do SCV prostitutes propose their services?...

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In the rear with the gear.

-reddit

Holcan

Canada2593 Posts

July 24 2011 03:01 GMT

#127

What type of work did a medivac do after retiring?

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Marine Biology

SidianTheBard

United States2475 Posts

July 24 2011 03:05 GMT

#128

It's Game 7 of the TSL3 Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center stage. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the TSL3 Finals and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first TSL event we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."

NaYa

Canada9 Posts

July 24 2011 03:06 GMT

#129

Zealot: **** I forgot my charge!!
Probe: Are you sure??!?
Zealot: I'm positive.

RogerX

New Zealand3180 Posts

July 24 2011 03:09 GMT

#130

On July 24 2011 01:23 OwlHarris wrote:
A marine walks into a bar and asks

"Where's the counter?"

-We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread.

You stole that joke off the blizzard forum lols.

Giwoon

Korea (South)431 Posts

July 24 2011 03:12 GMT

#131

On July 24 2011 01:33 ccJroy wrote:
2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny.

no its funny
because tanks cant one shot marines LOL

catabowl

United States815 Posts

July 24 2011 03:59 GMT

#132

Why did the Drone scream in terror?

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It heard a Banshee coming

Why do probes believe in Christianity?

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To avoid the Hellion Fire

A ghost detective was called to investigate a crime . When the ghost reached the crime scene, the ghost saw the body in pieces on the ground motionless with small tracks leading from the body and burning ground around as well. The ghost called the crime a

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Muta-Ling

Eknoid4

United States902 Posts

July 24 2011 04:04 GMT

#133

How do you know you're talking to a TL poster?

He keeps falling over because he has no grasp of balance.

kKagari

Australia84 Posts

July 24 2011 04:09 GMT

#134

the full moon one is gold!!

Rasun

United States787 Posts

July 24 2011 04:12 GMT

#135

On July 24 2011 12:01 Holcan wrote:
What type of work did a medivac do after retiring?

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Marine Biology

Hahah I like that one a lot.

Will only make sense to those familiar with BW

Protoss Commander (To two DTs): You have to go and save the Aiur!
Dts: But its a suicide mission
Protoss Commander: Just go!
A minute later.
Dark Archon: (To Protoss Commander) You have to go and save Aiur!
Protos Commander: My life for Aiur!

Lol pretty bad.

XiGua

Sweden3085 Posts

July 24 2011 04:14 GMT

#136

Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was infested!

Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was made "Oh Pee"! (made of pee)

Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea?

Because it was too cool!

Hehe, came up with those myself. You try, it's easy since he is such a baller.

_Fiction_

United States33 Posts

July 24 2011 04:23 GMT

#137

So a void ray is at the market

and the lady at the counter asks him cash or credit

so he replies

charge it!

skrzmark

United States1528 Posts

July 24 2011 04:24 GMT

#138

It's not an all-in until you bring the orbital command too.

CookieMaker

Canada880 Posts

July 24 2011 04:29 GMT

#139

On July 24 2011 11:42 hunts wrote:
some marines and scvs walk into a bar

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the bartender goes "are you all in yet?"

OOOH sheeet this was the first one in the whole thread to make me just lose my my stuff, best allin joke yet.

FroZen(-_-)

United States183 Posts

July 24 2011 04:32 GMT

#140

A marine, medivac, and scv are all walking along a selected path together. When they come to a stop, the marine asks for a lift from medivac, and scv being the awkward one yells triumphantly "in the rear with the gear". SInce marine always adored medivac, he blushed and medivac, being the snobby child, states "Oh suck it up, you act like you got both arms blown off."