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Zhek
Canada342 Posts
On July 24 2011 09:33 ClysmiC wrote: Yo mom is so fat that the only ability she has is "consume" (SC BW reference). Yo mama so fat she has to consume an ultralisk to regen one energy point. | ||
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101toss
3232 Posts
On July 24 2011 11:36 Zhek wrote: Yo mama so fat she has to consume an ultralisk to regen one energy point. Yo mama so fat dark swarm doesn't protect her | ||
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hunts
United States2113 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + the bartender goes "are you all in yet?" | ||
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SnowK
United States245 Posts
Your army is so supply blocked that I thought you were playing Minecraft What happens when your team doesn't honor your contract? + Show Spoiler + Go su(e) What did the Korean coach say to his stressed out Terran player after losing his barracks? + Show Spoiler + Rerax A zealot walks into a red light district and screams + Show Spoiler + MY WIFE FOR HIRE! | ||
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rei
United States3594 Posts
because you just can't resist Jesus. | ||
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WArped
United Kingdom4845 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + In the rear with the gear. | ||
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Holcan
Canada2593 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Marine Biology | ||
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SidianTheBard
United States2474 Posts
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NaYa
Canada9 Posts
Probe: Are you sure??!? Zealot: I'm positive. | ||
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
On July 24 2011 01:23 OwlHarris wrote: A marine walks into a bar and asks "Where's the counter?" -We need to find a way to stop this from becoming a horrible balance thread. You stole that joke off the blizzard forum lols. | ||
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Giwoon
Korea (South)431 Posts
On July 24 2011 01:33 ccJroy wrote: 2 Marines walk into a tank line...O wait...that isnt ever funny. no its funny because tanks cant one shot marines LOL | ||
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catabowl
United States815 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + It heard a Banshee coming Why do probes believe in Christianity? + Show Spoiler + To avoid the Hellion Fire A ghost detective was called to investigate a crime . When the ghost reached the crime scene, the ghost saw the body in pieces on the ground motionless with small tracks leading from the body and burning ground around as well. The ghost called the crime a + Show Spoiler + Muta-Ling | ||
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Eknoid4
United States902 Posts
He keeps falling over because he has no grasp of balance. | ||
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kKagari
Australia84 Posts
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Rasun
United States787 Posts
On July 24 2011 12:01 Holcan wrote: What type of work did a medivac do after retiring? + Show Spoiler + Marine Biology Hahah I like that one a lot. Will only make sense to those familiar with BW Protoss Commander (To two DTs): You have to go and save the Aiur! Dts: But its a suicide mission Protoss Commander: Just go! A minute later. Dark Archon: (To Protoss Commander) You have to go and save Aiur! Protos Commander: My life for Aiur! Lol pretty bad. | ||
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XiGua
Sweden3085 Posts
Because it was infested! Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea? Because it was made "Oh Pee"! (made of pee) Why didn't anyone drink that Nestea? Because it was too cool! Hehe, came up with those myself. You try, it's easy since he is such a baller. | ||
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_Fiction_
United States33 Posts
and the lady at the counter asks him cash or credit so he replies charge it! | ||
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skrzmark
United States1528 Posts
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CookieMaker
Canada880 Posts
On July 24 2011 11:42 hunts wrote: some marines and scvs walk into a bar + Show Spoiler + the bartender goes "are you all in yet?" OOOH sheeet this was the first one in the whole thread to make me just lose my my stuff, best allin joke yet. | ||
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FroZen(-_-)
United States183 Posts
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