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inspired by http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009 i'd just like to say that...
yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her! yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!
that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha
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yo momma's so fat she absorbs 100% of a splash damage. yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite
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Yo momma's so fat 24 lings can surround her
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yo momma's so fat you can see her on the minimap without a sensor tower yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her
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yo mama so fat my nydus network couldn't get around her yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her
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yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
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yo momma's so skinny sniper round missed.
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yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
Winner so far
edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome!
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Your mom's so fat, her name ends in .sc2map
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your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her
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lol that was fast. didn't think there would be that many posts at this hour
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My favorite 'yo mommaship' joke:
Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6
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what the fuck is this thread?
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On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote: what the fuck is this thread?
yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke
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Yo mama so fat she makes calldown supplies useful.
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yo mama's so gross fungal growth increases her life
yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side.
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On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote: your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her WIN!! hahahah :D
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yo mamas so fat her stomach growls not enough minerals ....
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Yo mommas so fat she needs chrono boost just to roll over.
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these jokes aren't even bad-funny.
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