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istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
May 19 2010 05:19 GMT
#1
inspired by http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009
i'd just like to say that...

yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her!
yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!

that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:26:06
May 19 2010 05:24 GMT
#2
yo momma's so fat she absorbs 100% of a splash damage.
yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite
zionman
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Belgium149 Posts
May 19 2010 05:25 GMT
#3
Yo momma's so fat 24 lings can surround her
freakz
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:25
May 19 2010 05:26 GMT
#4
yo momma's so fat you can see her on the minimap without a sensor tower
yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler
yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use
yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:28:16
May 19 2010 05:27 GMT
#5
yo mama so fat my nydus network couldn't get around her
yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her
im deaf
SadSatyr
Profile Joined April 2010
United States77 Posts
May 19 2010 05:27 GMT
#6
yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
May 19 2010 05:28 GMT
#7
yo momma's so skinny sniper round missed.
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
HCastorp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States388 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:09
May 19 2010 05:29 GMT
#8
yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!


Winner so far

edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 05:29 GMT
#9
Your mom's so fat, her name ends in .sc2map
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10686 Posts
May 19 2010 05:30 GMT
#10
your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
May 19 2010 05:30 GMT
#11
lol that was fast. didn't think there would be that many posts at this hour
Kantutan
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1319 Posts
May 19 2010 05:31 GMT
#12
My favorite 'yo mommaship' joke:

Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
May 19 2010 05:31 GMT
#13
what the fuck is this thread?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
May 19 2010 05:32 GMT
#14
On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote:
what the fuck is this thread?


yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke
edzwoo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States469 Posts
May 19 2010 05:34 GMT
#15
Yo mama so fat she makes calldown supplies useful.
stockton
Profile Joined March 2010
United States128 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#16
yo mama's so gross fungal growth increases her life

yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#17
On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote:
your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her

WIN!! hahahah :D
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#18
yo mamas so fat her stomach growls not enough minerals ....
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:37 GMT
#19
Yo mommas so fat she needs chrono boost just to roll over.
meow
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 19 2010 05:38 GMT
#20
these jokes aren't even bad-funny.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
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