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norlock
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 08:35:16
May 19 2010 08:16 GMT
#81
Are you human?
Buffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden665 Posts
May 19 2010 09:34 GMT
#82
yo momma is so fat, that B-net crasches when she login
Yes I am
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
May 19 2010 09:59 GMT
#83
Yo momma so fat, she ate my cheese rush.

RAZROK
Profile Joined March 2010
Latvia49 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 12:25:50
May 19 2010 10:07 GMT
#84
Yo momma is so fat that battle.net needs maintenance after each of her visits
Yo momma is so fat that she needs 3 spawn locations
Yo momma is so fat that took all slots of chat channels, thats why you dont see them.
Yo momma is so fat that when she plays 1v1 it counts as 2v1.
Yo momma is so fat and ugly that even kerrigan refused her CW to become a hatchery.
Yo momma is so fat she blocks ramp on scrap station alone.
Yo momma is so fat that she is considered as a structure and u need workers to summon her.
Yo momma is so fat that you cant warp her using warpgates, you need mothership for that.
Yo momma is so fat that thors are just support units to her, like zerglings.
Yo momma is so fat that Chuck Norris GG's right after he see's her on the field.
Yo momma is so fat that you can upgrade instant win for her.
Yo momma is so fat that mutalisk attack just bounces on her and doesent even get to the next target.
Yo momma is so fat that you need pylon power of 4 pylons combined just so that you can warp her in.
Yo momma is so fat that you cant change her waypoint to any other location then MINERAL LINE
Yo momma is so fat that she cant hide behind bushes and smoke.
Yo momma is so fat that a lot of terrans by accident land siege tanks on her, just because they though she looked like a nice highground to harass from.
Yo momma is so fat that she requires energy to move, but it's always 0.
Yo momma is so fat that she is always reveled on map and considered as terrain.
Ill come up with more when i have time :D
You will not win because I will not lose!
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 10:56:34
May 19 2010 10:08 GMT
#85
Yo momma so fat, when I tried to build a Carrier the game said "no".
Mob
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria152 Posts
May 19 2010 10:25 GMT
#86
Yo momma is so fat that when she enters a tournament, she usually gets played on.
yadda!
Rodiel
Profile Joined August 2006
France573 Posts
May 19 2010 10:27 GMT
#87
yo mama so fat she block all nydus network
hordeau
Profile Joined June 2009
United States157 Posts
May 19 2010 10:28 GMT
#88
Yo mamma is so fat she thought feedback was take out.
wat
phucee
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1 Post
May 19 2010 10:34 GMT
#89
yo momma's so fat when you are at maxed supply you only built her.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 11:37 GMT
#90
rK's joke reworded:
Yo mama so fat when you cheese her, she eats it.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a Brood Lord and Broodlings popped out.
Yo mama so fat she installed a Reactor on her refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat she broke her branch of the tech tree.
Yo mama so fat she thinks 2v2s are helpings.
Yo mama so fat she needed three beta keys to get in.
Yo mama so fat she gets stuck in your bandwidth.
REEBUH!!!
MaGariShun
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria305 Posts
May 19 2010 12:02 GMT
#91
Yo mama is so fat she actually eats pylons for 8 food
Papillon
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany131 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 13:29:23
May 19 2010 13:28 GMT
#92
damn how many people think this is funny
mommy jokes with sc2 is really nerdy but at least some of these put a slight smile on my face
your mommy is so fat she sweats while taking a crap
Tenda
Profile Joined October 2009
United States146 Posts
May 19 2010 16:33 GMT
#93
yo momma's so fat, she doesn't have pubic crabs, she has pubic broodlings.
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 19 2010 16:36 GMT
#94
Yo mama so fat that 10 pheonix's couldnt even grav lift her!
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 19 2010 16:38 GMT
#95
yo mama so fat, she takes up her own division
Tanatos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States381 Posts
May 19 2010 16:43 GMT
#96
yo mama so fat blizz let her play on her own lan
ale
Profile Joined March 2010
Argentina7 Posts
May 19 2010 16:52 GMT
#97
yo momma's so nasty she can generate creep
yo momma's so stupid she cost 0 psi to morph in
yo momma's so fat her favourite food is drones a la hellion
yo momma's so slut if she was a queen her name would be dragqueen
THE LITTLE ONE, FUCK YEAH!. what up now sweeds? woooo
spoonraker
Profile Joined April 2010
United States9 Posts
May 19 2010 18:35 GMT
#98
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't get a speed bonus on creep.
DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
May 19 2010 18:44 GMT
#99
Yo momma is so fat, she was blizzards inspiration for making 'Massive' units
iNz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Sweden119 Posts
May 19 2010 18:44 GMT
#100
Your mom is so ugly, when your born the doctor yells "Prooduuce moar overloads!"
Yesterday is yesterday, if you try to recapture it.. you will only lose tomorrow!!
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