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TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10646 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#21
probe. LOL
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#22
your momma's so fat, her couch is the overmind.
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#23
Yo mommas so disgusting she has "nydus worms".
meow
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
May 19 2010 05:41 GMT
#24
yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her
（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
May 19 2010 05:42 GMT
#25
Yo mama's so fat she eats minerals like rock candy.
Yo mama's so fat a fleet of phoenix can only lift her big toe.
Sup.
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 19 2010 05:44 GMT
#26
yo mommas so fat, even 100 tanks with seige cant take her down
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
chiss
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia27 Posts
May 19 2010 05:45 GMT
#27
This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;

Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:47 GMT
#28
Yo momma got it on with a spine crawler.
meow
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:50:16
May 19 2010 05:49 GMT
#29
Yo mama's so fat, 4 full energy orbital commands worth of mules on gold patches can't harvest minerals fast enough to satisfy her hunger.
RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
May 19 2010 05:49 GMT
#30
yo momma so fat, Blizzard didn't know where to make the splash damage originate from.
Frobert
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada113 Posts
May 19 2010 05:53 GMT
#31
Yo momma so fat she does +100 damage vs. pizza.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
May 19 2010 05:54 GMT
#32
I haven't laughed once yet
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:55 GMT
#33
One day all the templars on aiur decided to merge together to create yo momma..... Something went wrong.... horribly wrong.
meow
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
May 19 2010 05:57 GMT
#34
Your mama's so ugly when I told my queen to spawn larvae to make her she said, "FUCK THAT"
Why?
r4ptur3
Profile Joined May 2010
United States30 Posts
May 19 2010 05:57 GMT
#35
Is it really necessary to have another one of these threads? I mean, just use the search function, theres a TON of sc/sc2 yo momma jokes out there, and none of them are exactly funny :/
Blackout_cr
Profile Joined August 2008
Costa Rica11 Posts
May 19 2010 05:59 GMT
#36
Yo momma so fat you can't put her in a control group with anyone else.
If koreans do it then it has to be right
Whyx
Profile Joined April 2010
United States73 Posts
May 19 2010 06:00 GMT
#37
Yo momma so fat that whenever she tries to take a step, she hears "Nuclear Launch Detected".
The Golden Sun will rise again...
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 19 2010 06:00 GMT
#38
Yo Momma so fat, when she moved under the mothership she stayed uncloacked
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 06:01 GMT
#39
Protoss executor says: "You've not enough dinner rolls"....... TO FEED YO MOMMA.
meow
Jimmy Raynor
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
902 Posts
May 19 2010 06:01 GMT
#40
Yo momma so fat she plays sc2
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