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Tenda
Profile Joined October 2009
United States146 Posts
May 19 2010 06:02 GMT
#41
yo mommas so fat, she takes air to air damage.
yo mommas so fat, she shits broodlings.
yo mommas so smelly, her medivac needs a medivac.
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
May 19 2010 06:02 GMT
#42
Yo mama so stupid she thinks micro consists of only 1a
If you want to help me out... http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4b82744b816d3
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
May 19 2010 06:08 GMT
#43
Yo mama is fat
StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
May 19 2010 06:12 GMT
#44
Yo momma was Thor. She then got her size nerfed by blizzard. She's still the fattest unit in sc2.
ShinyGerbil
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada519 Posts
May 19 2010 06:17 GMT
#45
yo momma is so fat the only reason ultras got burrow in this game was to hide from her and avoid getting eaten.
[s]savior[/s] jaedong fighting! // member of LighT eSports
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 06:17 GMT
#46
You mom's so fat, she needs all 10 hotkeys to select her
slowmanrunning
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada285 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:22:32
May 19 2010 06:19 GMT
#47
yo momma's so fat she's the only unit in starcraft 2 with consume!
yo momma's so ugly you can never tell if she's fungal growthed!
yo momma's so fat that her gravitational pull threw off the motherships vortex!
yo momma's so fat she takes all your food!
yo momma's so fat when she burrows her ass is sticking out the other side of mar sara!
yo momma's so ugly that changlings won't change into her!
yo momma's so fat she's the only unit catagorized as "heavy"!
yo momma's so big she made the nydus worm choke!
yo momma's so stupid and fat she thought a carrier was a twinkie and ate it!
yo momma's so stupid she auto targets statues and rocks!
yo momma's so big that the collosus is gonna have to be renamed!
yo momma's so ugly that hunter seeker missles run away from her!

all i got for now
I aim to become a hydralisk and then stop posting, cause I don't wanna be a queen...
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 06:23 GMT
#48
I made a hallucination of yo momma. Upon seeing yo momma my opponent instantly gg'd.
meow
Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
May 19 2010 06:24 GMT
#49
yo mamma's so fat she can't skate
but u gotta
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
May 19 2010 06:26 GMT
#50
these are all terrible
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Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
May 19 2010 06:29 GMT
#51
yo momma's so fat she made a nydus worm explode when she got in
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 06:32 GMT
#52
Yo momma's as heavy as a Colossus that weighs 512 kg.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:59:03
May 19 2010 06:32 GMT
#53
Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a
Yo mommas so fat, mass recall can't recall her mass
Yo mommas got so many STD's, Shes a carrier.
Yo mommas so old, she muta micros.

Yo momma is so infested, when we had phone sex, I got an ear infection
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:35:34
May 19 2010 06:35 GMT
#54
On May 19 2010 15:32 Rambling. wrote:
Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a


lol, chuckle worthy.
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
May 19 2010 06:38 GMT
#55
Yo mommas so fat, void rays use her to charge up their sex chromosones
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splcer
Profile Joined October 2009
United States166 Posts
May 19 2010 06:40 GMT
#56
On May 19 2010 14:41 apm66 wrote:
yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her

AweSomE
That which grows fast, whithers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 06:43 GMT
#57
Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.

...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.
REEBUH!!!
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
May 19 2010 06:46 GMT
#58
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to give a blowjob to an infestor and got neural parasited.
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
May 19 2010 06:50 GMT
#59
yo mommaship so fat force fields break apart when she farts her vortex
1a2a3a4z5z6d7d8d9p0p
Moletrap
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1297 Posts
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#60
Wow, someone should do a contest for these or something.
aka Moletrap
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