Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the CC...good luck lifting off.

Yo mama so fat that void rays give up.

Yo mama so fat, she wears a mothership for a hat...
and you can still see her!

InSpiReZerG

United States159 Posts

May 19 2010 06:52 GMT

#63

On May 19 2010 14:45 chiss wrote:
This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;

Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.

This had me laughing all night at work. theres a few other really good ones. lol gjgj.

Sets

United States59 Posts

May 19 2010 06:54 GMT

#64

Your mother is so fat, I mistaken her as a hive.
Your mother is so fat, I couldn't hotkey her because I ran out of numbers.

dangots0ul

United States919 Posts

May 19 2010 06:56 GMT

#65

you know those destructible rocks?.... thats yo momma

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

May 19 2010 06:59 GMT

#66

Yo momma so fat that multiple unit selection can only get 1 of her

GriffMeister

Australia59 Posts

May 19 2010 07:00 GMT

#67

.......yo mama's so fat, a mothership can't even cloak her.

Sets

United States59 Posts

May 19 2010 07:04 GMT

#68

Yo mamma is so damn fat, she got me broke. I had to waste my entire mineral line to buy pylons to warp her in.

shindigs

United States4795 Posts

May 19 2010 07:11 GMT

#69

Yo mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND expansion

-blizzforums

forgive me

LunarC

United States1186 Posts

May 19 2010 07:17 GMT

#70

Yo mama so fat they had to Mass Recall to get her upstairs.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in a Vortex.

Slow Motion

United States6960 Posts

May 19 2010 07:17 GMT

#71

Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.

love1another

United States1844 Posts

May 19 2010 07:19 GMT

#72

yo momma is so bad at SC that I did her
+ Show Spoiler +

a favor. I made you + Show Spoiler +

a sandwich.

duck.fit

United States241 Posts

May 19 2010 07:19 GMT

#73

yo mamas so dumb she puts a tally in her notebook whenever she loses -- as a "hard-counter"

yo mamas so fat she a-moves at the buffet

yo mamas so fat she drools when she uses call down supply

Skvid

Lithuania751 Posts

May 19 2010 07:25 GMT

#74

your mother is so fat she died from a heart attack due to cholesterol.

oh and... zerglings

:|

willeesmalls

United States477 Posts

May 19 2010 07:31 GMT

#75

This one was obvious: Yo momma's unit type is massive. (did I miss it? why hasn't it been posted yet?)

runner ups:
Yo momma can block the choke on scrapstation.
Be careful of stumbling across banelings when exploring yo momma's belly rolls.
Generate creep is actually overlords vomitting at the sight of yo momma.

keV.

United States3214 Posts

May 19 2010 07:42 GMT

#76

On May 19 2010 16:17 Slow Motion wrote:
Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.

Fuck, made it all the way to this page without even smiling and your ruined it. Well played sir.

As to the rest of you. Kill yourselves... or write better material.

starfries

Canada3508 Posts

May 19 2010 07:52 GMT

#77

whats with the haters? if you don't have anything to contribute then stay out. this is a fun thread.

yo momma is so fat, she blocks air units.
yo momma is so dirty, she drops creep when she walks.
yo momma is so fat, she has to warp in in sections.
yo momma is so fat, she takes extra damage from nukes.