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Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:51:44
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#61
On May 19 2010 15:43 LunarC wrote:
Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.

...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.


yeah I was thinking the same thing. I dunno how it's so hard to get the execution right ;c


yo mommas so fat a colossus can't walk over her
Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#62
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the CC...good luck lifting off.

Yo mama so fat that void rays give up.

Yo mama so fat, she wears a mothership for a hat...
and you can still see her!

InSpiReZerG
Profile Joined January 2010
United States159 Posts
May 19 2010 06:52 GMT
#63
On May 19 2010 14:45 chiss wrote:
This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;

Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.


This had me laughing all night at work. theres a few other really good ones. lol gjgj.
Treacherous and impure, impious and murderous, Cadaverous yet living, dead to eyes but ever dreaming
Sets
Profile Joined February 2009
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:59:12
May 19 2010 06:54 GMT
#64
Your mother is so fat, I mistaken her as a hive.
Your mother is so fat, I couldn't hotkey her because I ran out of numbers.
Half Awake; Half Dreaming
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
May 19 2010 06:56 GMT
#65
you know those destructible rocks?.... thats yo momma
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
May 19 2010 06:59 GMT
#66
Yo momma so fat that multiple unit selection can only get 1 of her
In the woods, there lurks..
GriffMeister
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia59 Posts
May 19 2010 07:00 GMT
#67
.......yo mama's so fat, a mothership can't even cloak her.
A pair of hands at work is worth more than a million clasped in prayer
Sets
Profile Joined February 2009
United States59 Posts
May 19 2010 07:04 GMT
#68
Yo mamma is so damn fat, she got me broke. I had to waste my entire mineral line to buy pylons to warp her in.
Half Awake; Half Dreaming
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
May 19 2010 07:11 GMT
#69
Yo mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND expansion

-blizzforums

forgive me
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LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 07:17 GMT
#70
Yo mama so fat they had to Mass Recall to get her upstairs.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in a Vortex.
REEBUH!!!
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
May 19 2010 07:17 GMT
#71
Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
May 19 2010 07:19 GMT
#72
yo momma is so bad at SC that I did her
+ Show Spoiler +
a favor. I made you + Show Spoiler +
a sandwich.


"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
duck.fit
Profile Joined October 2008
United States241 Posts
May 19 2010 07:19 GMT
#73
yo mamas so dumb she puts a tally in her notebook whenever she loses -- as a "hard-counter"

yo mamas so fat she a-moves at the buffet

yo mamas so fat she drools when she uses call down supply
Purple and red and yellow and on fire
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
May 19 2010 07:25 GMT
#74
your mother is so fat she died from a heart attack due to cholesterol.

oh and... zerglings

:|
willeesmalls
Profile Joined March 2010
United States477 Posts
May 19 2010 07:31 GMT
#75
This one was obvious: Yo momma's unit type is massive. (did I miss it? why hasn't it been posted yet?)

runner ups:
Yo momma can block the choke on scrapstation.
Be careful of stumbling across banelings when exploring yo momma's belly rolls.
Generate creep is actually overlords vomitting at the sight of yo momma.

keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 07:51:37
May 19 2010 07:42 GMT
#76
On May 19 2010 16:17 Slow Motion wrote:
Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.


Fuck, made it all the way to this page without even smiling and your ruined it. Well played sir.

As to the rest of you. Kill yourselves... or write better material.
"brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakesman
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
May 19 2010 07:52 GMT
#77
whats with the haters? if you don't have anything to contribute then stay out. this is a fun thread.

yo momma is so fat, she blocks air units.
yo momma is so dirty, she drops creep when she walks.
yo momma is so fat, she has to warp in in sections.
yo momma is so fat, she takes extra damage from nukes.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Shanedon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States147 Posts
May 19 2010 07:58 GMT
#78
building your mama is considered bad mannered
Gyar...
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
May 19 2010 08:06 GMT
#79
Yo momma is so fat, it makes ultralisks look nimble and small
Evolution
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway13 Posts
May 19 2010 08:16 GMT
#80
yo momma is so fat, that the hallucination of here from your senteries makes chuck norris cry.
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