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istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
May 19 2010 05:19 GMT
#1
inspired by http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009
i'd just like to say that...

yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her!
yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!

that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:26:06
May 19 2010 05:24 GMT
#2
yo momma's so fat she absorbs 100% of a splash damage.
yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite
zionman
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Belgium149 Posts
May 19 2010 05:25 GMT
#3
Yo momma's so fat 24 lings can surround her
freakz
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:25
May 19 2010 05:26 GMT
#4
yo momma's so fat you can see her on the minimap without a sensor tower
yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler
yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use
yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:28:16
May 19 2010 05:27 GMT
#5
yo mama so fat my nydus network couldn't get around her
yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her
im deaf
SadSatyr
Profile Joined April 2010
United States77 Posts
May 19 2010 05:27 GMT
#6
yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
May 19 2010 05:28 GMT
#7
yo momma's so skinny sniper round missed.
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
HCastorp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States388 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:09
May 19 2010 05:29 GMT
#8
yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!


Winner so far

edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 05:29 GMT
#9
Your mom's so fat, her name ends in .sc2map
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
May 19 2010 05:30 GMT
#10
your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
May 19 2010 05:30 GMT
#11
lol that was fast. didn't think there would be that many posts at this hour
Kantutan
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1319 Posts
May 19 2010 05:31 GMT
#12
My favorite 'yo mommaship' joke:

Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
May 19 2010 05:31 GMT
#13
what the fuck is this thread?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
May 19 2010 05:32 GMT
#14
On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote:
what the fuck is this thread?


yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke
edzwoo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States469 Posts
May 19 2010 05:34 GMT
#15
Yo mama so fat she makes calldown supplies useful.
stockton
Profile Joined March 2010
United States128 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#16
yo mama's so gross fungal growth increases her life

yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#17
On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote:
your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her

WIN!! hahahah :D
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
May 19 2010 05:36 GMT
#18
yo mamas so fat her stomach growls not enough minerals ....
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:37 GMT
#19
Yo mommas so fat she needs chrono boost just to roll over.
meow
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 19 2010 05:38 GMT
#20
these jokes aren't even bad-funny.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#21
probe. LOL
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#22
your momma's so fat, her couch is the overmind.
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:39 GMT
#23
Yo mommas so disgusting she has "nydus worms".
meow
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
May 19 2010 05:41 GMT
#24
yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
May 19 2010 05:42 GMT
#25
Yo mama's so fat she eats minerals like rock candy.
Yo mama's so fat a fleet of phoenix can only lift her big toe.
Sup.
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 19 2010 05:44 GMT
#26
yo mommas so fat, even 100 tanks with seige cant take her down
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
chiss
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia27 Posts
May 19 2010 05:45 GMT
#27
This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;

Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:47 GMT
#28
Yo momma got it on with a spine crawler.
meow
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:50:16
May 19 2010 05:49 GMT
#29
Yo mama's so fat, 4 full energy orbital commands worth of mules on gold patches can't harvest minerals fast enough to satisfy her hunger.
RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
May 19 2010 05:49 GMT
#30
yo momma so fat, Blizzard didn't know where to make the splash damage originate from.
Frobert
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada113 Posts
May 19 2010 05:53 GMT
#31
Yo momma so fat she does +100 damage vs. pizza.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
May 19 2010 05:54 GMT
#32
I haven't laughed once yet
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 05:55 GMT
#33
One day all the templars on aiur decided to merge together to create yo momma..... Something went wrong.... horribly wrong.
meow
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
May 19 2010 05:57 GMT
#34
Your mama's so ugly when I told my queen to spawn larvae to make her she said, "FUCK THAT"
Why?
r4ptur3
Profile Joined May 2010
United States30 Posts
May 19 2010 05:57 GMT
#35
Is it really necessary to have another one of these threads? I mean, just use the search function, theres a TON of sc/sc2 yo momma jokes out there, and none of them are exactly funny :/
Blackout_cr
Profile Joined August 2008
Costa Rica11 Posts
May 19 2010 05:59 GMT
#36
Yo momma so fat you can't put her in a control group with anyone else.
If koreans do it then it has to be right
Whyx
Profile Joined April 2010
United States73 Posts
May 19 2010 06:00 GMT
#37
Yo momma so fat that whenever she tries to take a step, she hears "Nuclear Launch Detected".
The Golden Sun will rise again...
BigDatez
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada434 Posts
May 19 2010 06:00 GMT
#38
Yo Momma so fat, when she moved under the mothership she stayed uncloacked
Video games > sex (Proven fact)
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 06:01 GMT
#39
Protoss executor says: "You've not enough dinner rolls"....... TO FEED YO MOMMA.
meow
Jimmy Raynor
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
902 Posts
May 19 2010 06:01 GMT
#40
Yo momma so fat she plays sc2
Tenda
Profile Joined October 2009
United States146 Posts
May 19 2010 06:02 GMT
#41
yo mommas so fat, she takes air to air damage.
yo mommas so fat, she shits broodlings.
yo mommas so smelly, her medivac needs a medivac.
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
May 19 2010 06:02 GMT
#42
Yo mama so stupid she thinks micro consists of only 1a
If you want to help me out... http://signup.leagueoflegends.com/?ref=4b82744b816d3
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
May 19 2010 06:08 GMT
#43
Yo mama is fat
StarBrift
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden1761 Posts
May 19 2010 06:12 GMT
#44
Yo momma was Thor. She then got her size nerfed by blizzard. She's still the fattest unit in sc2.
ShinyGerbil
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada519 Posts
May 19 2010 06:17 GMT
#45
yo momma is so fat the only reason ultras got burrow in this game was to hide from her and avoid getting eaten.
[s]savior[/s] jaedong fighting! // member of LighT eSports
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 06:17 GMT
#46
You mom's so fat, she needs all 10 hotkeys to select her
slowmanrunning
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada285 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:22:32
May 19 2010 06:19 GMT
#47
yo momma's so fat she's the only unit in starcraft 2 with consume!
yo momma's so ugly you can never tell if she's fungal growthed!
yo momma's so fat that her gravitational pull threw off the motherships vortex!
yo momma's so fat she takes all your food!
yo momma's so fat when she burrows her ass is sticking out the other side of mar sara!
yo momma's so ugly that changlings won't change into her!
yo momma's so fat she's the only unit catagorized as "heavy"!
yo momma's so big she made the nydus worm choke!
yo momma's so stupid and fat she thought a carrier was a twinkie and ate it!
yo momma's so stupid she auto targets statues and rocks!
yo momma's so big that the collosus is gonna have to be renamed!
yo momma's so ugly that hunter seeker missles run away from her!

all i got for now
I aim to become a hydralisk and then stop posting, cause I don't wanna be a queen...
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
May 19 2010 06:23 GMT
#48
I made a hallucination of yo momma. Upon seeing yo momma my opponent instantly gg'd.
meow
Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
May 19 2010 06:24 GMT
#49
yo mamma's so fat she can't skate
but u gotta
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10827 Posts
May 19 2010 06:26 GMT
#50
these are all terrible
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Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
May 19 2010 06:29 GMT
#51
yo momma's so fat she made a nydus worm explode when she got in
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 06:32 GMT
#52
Yo momma's as heavy as a Colossus that weighs 512 kg.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:59:03
May 19 2010 06:32 GMT
#53
Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a
Yo mommas so fat, mass recall can't recall her mass
Yo mommas got so many STD's, Shes a carrier.
Yo mommas so old, she muta micros.

Yo momma is so infested, when we had phone sex, I got an ear infection
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
nitdkim
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1264 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:35:34
May 19 2010 06:35 GMT
#54
On May 19 2010 15:32 Rambling. wrote:
Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a


lol, chuckle worthy.
PM me if you want random korean images translated.
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
May 19 2010 06:38 GMT
#55
Yo mommas so fat, void rays use her to charge up their sex chromosones
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
splcer
Profile Joined October 2009
United States166 Posts
May 19 2010 06:40 GMT
#56
On May 19 2010 14:41 apm66 wrote:
yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her

AweSomE
That which grows fast, whithers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 06:43 GMT
#57
Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.

...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.
REEBUH!!!
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
May 19 2010 06:46 GMT
#58
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to give a blowjob to an infestor and got neural parasited.
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
May 19 2010 06:50 GMT
#59
yo mommaship so fat force fields break apart when she farts her vortex
1a2a3a4z5z6d7d8d9p0p
Moletrap
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1297 Posts
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#60
Wow, someone should do a contest for these or something.
aka Moletrap
Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:51:44
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#61
On May 19 2010 15:43 LunarC wrote:
Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.

...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.


yeah I was thinking the same thing. I dunno how it's so hard to get the execution right ;c


yo mommas so fat a colossus can't walk over her
Autofire2
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Pakistan290 Posts
May 19 2010 06:51 GMT
#62
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the CC...good luck lifting off.

Yo mama so fat that void rays give up.

Yo mama so fat, she wears a mothership for a hat...
and you can still see her!

InSpiReZerG
Profile Joined January 2010
United States159 Posts
May 19 2010 06:52 GMT
#63
On May 19 2010 14:45 chiss wrote:
This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;

Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.


This had me laughing all night at work. theres a few other really good ones. lol gjgj.
Treacherous and impure, impious and murderous, Cadaverous yet living, dead to eyes but ever dreaming
Sets
Profile Joined February 2009
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:59:12
May 19 2010 06:54 GMT
#64
Your mother is so fat, I mistaken her as a hive.
Your mother is so fat, I couldn't hotkey her because I ran out of numbers.
Half Awake; Half Dreaming
dangots0ul
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States919 Posts
May 19 2010 06:56 GMT
#65
you know those destructible rocks?.... thats yo momma
i type teamliquid into the url subconsciously... all...the...time...
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
May 19 2010 06:59 GMT
#66
Yo momma so fat that multiple unit selection can only get 1 of her
In the woods, there lurks..
GriffMeister
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia59 Posts
May 19 2010 07:00 GMT
#67
.......yo mama's so fat, a mothership can't even cloak her.
A pair of hands at work is worth more than a million clasped in prayer
Sets
Profile Joined February 2009
United States59 Posts
May 19 2010 07:04 GMT
#68
Yo mamma is so damn fat, she got me broke. I had to waste my entire mineral line to buy pylons to warp her in.
Half Awake; Half Dreaming
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
May 19 2010 07:11 GMT
#69
Yo mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND expansion

-blizzforums

forgive me
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 07:17 GMT
#70
Yo mama so fat they had to Mass Recall to get her upstairs.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in a Vortex.
REEBUH!!!
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
May 19 2010 07:17 GMT
#71
Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
May 19 2010 07:19 GMT
#72
yo momma is so bad at SC that I did her
+ Show Spoiler +
a favor. I made you + Show Spoiler +
a sandwich.


"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
duck.fit
Profile Joined October 2008
United States241 Posts
May 19 2010 07:19 GMT
#73
yo mamas so dumb she puts a tally in her notebook whenever she loses -- as a "hard-counter"

yo mamas so fat she a-moves at the buffet

yo mamas so fat she drools when she uses call down supply
Purple and red and yellow and on fire
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
May 19 2010 07:25 GMT
#74
your mother is so fat she died from a heart attack due to cholesterol.

oh and... zerglings

:|
willeesmalls
Profile Joined March 2010
United States477 Posts
May 19 2010 07:31 GMT
#75
This one was obvious: Yo momma's unit type is massive. (did I miss it? why hasn't it been posted yet?)

runner ups:
Yo momma can block the choke on scrapstation.
Be careful of stumbling across banelings when exploring yo momma's belly rolls.
Generate creep is actually overlords vomitting at the sight of yo momma.

keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 07:51:37
May 19 2010 07:42 GMT
#76
On May 19 2010 16:17 Slow Motion wrote:
Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.


Fuck, made it all the way to this page without even smiling and your ruined it. Well played sir.

As to the rest of you. Kill yourselves... or write better material.
"brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakesman
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
May 19 2010 07:52 GMT
#77
whats with the haters? if you don't have anything to contribute then stay out. this is a fun thread.

yo momma is so fat, she blocks air units.
yo momma is so dirty, she drops creep when she walks.
yo momma is so fat, she has to warp in in sections.
yo momma is so fat, she takes extra damage from nukes.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Shanedon
Profile Joined April 2010
United States147 Posts
May 19 2010 07:58 GMT
#78
building your mama is considered bad mannered
Gyar...
Ryps
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania2740 Posts
May 19 2010 08:06 GMT
#79
Yo momma is so fat, it makes ultralisks look nimble and small
Evolution
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway13 Posts
May 19 2010 08:16 GMT
#80
yo momma is so fat, that the hallucination of here from your senteries makes chuck norris cry.
norlock
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 08:35:16
May 19 2010 08:16 GMT
#81
Are you human?
Buffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden665 Posts
May 19 2010 09:34 GMT
#82
yo momma is so fat, that B-net crasches when she login
Yes I am
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
May 19 2010 09:59 GMT
#83
Yo momma so fat, she ate my cheese rush.

RAZROK
Profile Joined March 2010
Latvia49 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 12:25:50
May 19 2010 10:07 GMT
#84
Yo momma is so fat that battle.net needs maintenance after each of her visits
Yo momma is so fat that she needs 3 spawn locations
Yo momma is so fat that took all slots of chat channels, thats why you dont see them.
Yo momma is so fat that when she plays 1v1 it counts as 2v1.
Yo momma is so fat and ugly that even kerrigan refused her CW to become a hatchery.
Yo momma is so fat she blocks ramp on scrap station alone.
Yo momma is so fat that she is considered as a structure and u need workers to summon her.
Yo momma is so fat that you cant warp her using warpgates, you need mothership for that.
Yo momma is so fat that thors are just support units to her, like zerglings.
Yo momma is so fat that Chuck Norris GG's right after he see's her on the field.
Yo momma is so fat that you can upgrade instant win for her.
Yo momma is so fat that mutalisk attack just bounces on her and doesent even get to the next target.
Yo momma is so fat that you need pylon power of 4 pylons combined just so that you can warp her in.
Yo momma is so fat that you cant change her waypoint to any other location then MINERAL LINE
Yo momma is so fat that she cant hide behind bushes and smoke.
Yo momma is so fat that a lot of terrans by accident land siege tanks on her, just because they though she looked like a nice highground to harass from.
Yo momma is so fat that she requires energy to move, but it's always 0.
Yo momma is so fat that she is always reveled on map and considered as terrain.
Ill come up with more when i have time :D
You will not win because I will not lose!
rK
Profile Joined September 2002
United States371 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 10:56:34
May 19 2010 10:08 GMT
#85
Yo momma so fat, when I tried to build a Carrier the game said "no".
Mob
Profile Joined April 2010
Austria152 Posts
May 19 2010 10:25 GMT
#86
Yo momma is so fat that when she enters a tournament, she usually gets played on.
yadda!
Rodiel
Profile Joined August 2006
France573 Posts
May 19 2010 10:27 GMT
#87
yo mama so fat she block all nydus network
hordeau
Profile Joined June 2009
United States157 Posts
May 19 2010 10:28 GMT
#88
Yo mamma is so fat she thought feedback was take out.
wat
phucee
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1 Post
May 19 2010 10:34 GMT
#89
yo momma's so fat when you are at maxed supply you only built her.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
May 19 2010 11:37 GMT
#90
rK's joke reworded:
Yo mama so fat when you cheese her, she eats it.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a Brood Lord and Broodlings popped out.
Yo mama so fat she installed a Reactor on her refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat she broke her branch of the tech tree.
Yo mama so fat she thinks 2v2s are helpings.
Yo mama so fat she needed three beta keys to get in.
Yo mama so fat she gets stuck in your bandwidth.
REEBUH!!!
MaGariShun
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria305 Posts
May 19 2010 12:02 GMT
#91
Yo mama is so fat she actually eats pylons for 8 food
Papillon
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany131 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 13:29:23
May 19 2010 13:28 GMT
#92
damn how many people think this is funny
mommy jokes with sc2 is really nerdy but at least some of these put a slight smile on my face
your mommy is so fat she sweats while taking a crap
Tenda
Profile Joined October 2009
United States146 Posts
May 19 2010 16:33 GMT
#93
yo momma's so fat, she doesn't have pubic crabs, she has pubic broodlings.
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 19 2010 16:36 GMT
#94
Yo mama so fat that 10 pheonix's couldnt even grav lift her!
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 19 2010 16:38 GMT
#95
yo mama so fat, she takes up her own division
Tanatos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States381 Posts
May 19 2010 16:43 GMT
#96
yo mama so fat blizz let her play on her own lan
ale
Profile Joined March 2010
Argentina7 Posts
May 19 2010 16:52 GMT
#97
yo momma's so nasty she can generate creep
yo momma's so stupid she cost 0 psi to morph in
yo momma's so fat her favourite food is drones a la hellion
yo momma's so slut if she was a queen her name would be dragqueen
THE LITTLE ONE, FUCK YEAH!. what up now sweeds? woooo
spoonraker
Profile Joined April 2010
United States9 Posts
May 19 2010 18:35 GMT
#98
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't get a speed bonus on creep.
DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
May 19 2010 18:44 GMT
#99
Yo momma is so fat, she was blizzards inspiration for making 'Massive' units
iNz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Sweden119 Posts
May 19 2010 18:44 GMT
#100
Your mom is so ugly, when your born the doctor yells "Prooduuce moar overloads!"
Yesterday is yesterday, if you try to recapture it.. you will only lose tomorrow!!
iNz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Sweden119 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 18:46:02
May 19 2010 18:45 GMT
#101
Yo mama so greedy she fast expanding
Yesterday is yesterday, if you try to recapture it.. you will only lose tomorrow!!
skYfiVe
Profile Joined April 2010
United States382 Posts
May 19 2010 18:47 GMT
#102
Yo momma so gross, the zerg won't even accept her.
"1baseiwa"
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
May 19 2010 18:51 GMT
#103
Why the fuck is this open. Need more mods my god.
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