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istealhotelsoap
United States514 Posts
i'd just like to say that... yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her! yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow! that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha | ||
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ZenDeX
Philippines2916 Posts
yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite | ||
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zionman
Belgium149 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her | ||
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imBLIND
United States2626 Posts
yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her | ||
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SadSatyr
United States77 Posts
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Malgrif
Canada1095 Posts
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HCastorp
United States388 Posts
yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way! Winner so far edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome! | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10682 Posts
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istealhotelsoap
United States514 Posts
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Kantutan
Canada1319 Posts
Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6 | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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jax1492
United States1632 Posts
On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote: what the fuck is this thread? yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke | ||
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edzwoo
United States469 Posts
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stockton
United States128 Posts
yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side. | ||
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apm66
Canada943 Posts
On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote: your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her WIN!! hahahah :D | ||
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jax1492
United States1632 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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TelecoM
United States10682 Posts
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nitdkim
1264 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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apm66
Canada943 Posts
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
Yo mama's so fat a fleet of phoenix can only lift her big toe. | ||
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BigDatez
Canada434 Posts
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chiss
Australia27 Posts
Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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RyanS
United States620 Posts
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Frobert
Canada113 Posts
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BalliSLife
1339 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
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r4ptur3
United States30 Posts
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Blackout_cr
Costa Rica11 Posts
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Whyx
United States73 Posts
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BigDatez
Canada434 Posts
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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Jimmy Raynor
902 Posts
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Tenda
United States146 Posts
yo mommas so fat, she shits broodlings. yo mommas so smelly, her medivac needs a medivac. | ||
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Insanious
Canada1251 Posts
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FortuneSyn
1826 Posts
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StarBrift
Sweden1761 Posts
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ShinyGerbil
Canada519 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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slowmanrunning
Canada285 Posts
yo momma's so ugly you can never tell if she's fungal growthed! yo momma's so fat that her gravitational pull threw off the motherships vortex! yo momma's so fat she takes all your food! yo momma's so fat when she burrows her ass is sticking out the other side of mar sara! yo momma's so ugly that changlings won't change into her! yo momma's so fat she's the only unit catagorized as "heavy"! yo momma's so big she made the nydus worm choke! yo momma's so stupid and fat she thought a carrier was a twinkie and ate it! yo momma's so stupid she auto targets statues and rocks! yo momma's so big that the collosus is gonna have to be renamed! yo momma's so ugly that hunter seeker missles run away from her! all i got for now | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
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Wings
United States999 Posts
but u gotta | ||
LosingID8
CA10828 Posts
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Kinky
United States4126 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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Rambling.
Canada314 Posts
Yo mommas so fat, mass recall can't recall her mass Yo mommas got so many STD's, Shes a carrier. Yo mommas so old, she muta micros. Yo momma is so infested, when we had phone sex, I got an ear infection | ||
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nitdkim
1264 Posts
On May 19 2010 15:32 Rambling. wrote: Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a lol, chuckle worthy. | ||
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ClanOverdosed
691 Posts
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splcer
United States166 Posts
On May 19 2010 14:41 apm66 wrote: yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her AweSomE | ||
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LunarC
United States1186 Posts
...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced. | ||
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
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MrStorkie
United Kingdom697 Posts
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Moletrap
United States1297 Posts
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Angra
United States2652 Posts
On May 19 2010 15:43 LunarC wrote: Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution. ...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced. yeah I was thinking the same thing. I dunno how it's so hard to get the execution right ;c yo mommas so fat a colossus can't walk over her | ||
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Autofire2
Pakistan290 Posts
Yo mama so fat that void rays give up. Yo mama so fat, she wears a mothership for a hat... and you can still see her! | ||
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InSpiReZerG
United States159 Posts
On May 19 2010 14:45 chiss wrote: This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums; Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table. This had me laughing all night at work. theres a few other really good ones. lol gjgj. | ||
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Sets
United States59 Posts
Your mother is so fat, I couldn't hotkey her because I ran out of numbers. | ||
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
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Iplaythings
Denmark9110 Posts
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GriffMeister
Australia59 Posts
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Sets
United States59 Posts
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shindigs
United States4795 Posts
-blizzforums forgive me | ||
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LunarC
United States1186 Posts
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in a Vortex. | ||
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + a favor. I made you + Show Spoiler + a sandwich. | ||
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duck.fit
United States241 Posts
yo mamas so fat she a-moves at the buffet yo mamas so fat she drools when she uses call down supply | ||
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Skvid
Lithuania751 Posts
oh and... zerglings :| | ||
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willeesmalls
United States477 Posts
runner ups: Yo momma can block the choke on scrapstation. Be careful of stumbling across banelings when exploring yo momma's belly rolls. Generate creep is actually overlords vomitting at the sight of yo momma. | ||
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
On May 19 2010 16:17 Slow Motion wrote: Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed. Fuck, made it all the way to this page without even smiling and your ruined it. Well played sir. As to the rest of you. Kill yourselves... or write better material. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
yo momma is so fat, she blocks air units. yo momma is so dirty, she drops creep when she walks. yo momma is so fat, she has to warp in in sections. yo momma is so fat, she takes extra damage from nukes. | ||
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Shanedon
United States147 Posts
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Ryps
Romania2740 Posts
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Evolution
Norway13 Posts
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norlock
Netherlands918 Posts
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Buffy
Sweden665 Posts
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rK
United States371 Posts
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RAZROK
Latvia49 Posts
Yo momma is so fat that she needs 3 spawn locations Yo momma is so fat that took all slots of chat channels, thats why you dont see them. Yo momma is so fat that when she plays 1v1 it counts as 2v1. Yo momma is so fat and ugly that even kerrigan refused her CW to become a hatchery. Yo momma is so fat she blocks ramp on scrap station alone. Yo momma is so fat that she is considered as a structure and u need workers to summon her. Yo momma is so fat that you cant warp her using warpgates, you need mothership for that. Yo momma is so fat that thors are just support units to her, like zerglings. Yo momma is so fat that Chuck Norris GG's right after he see's her on the field. Yo momma is so fat that you can upgrade instant win for her. Yo momma is so fat that mutalisk attack just bounces on her and doesent even get to the next target. Yo momma is so fat that you need pylon power of 4 pylons combined just so that you can warp her in. Yo momma is so fat that you cant change her waypoint to any other location then MINERAL LINE Yo momma is so fat that she cant hide behind bushes and smoke. Yo momma is so fat that a lot of terrans by accident land siege tanks on her, just because they though she looked like a nice highground to harass from. Yo momma is so fat that she requires energy to move, but it's always 0. Yo momma is so fat that she is always reveled on map and considered as terrain. Ill come up with more when i have time :D | ||
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rK
United States371 Posts
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Mob
Austria152 Posts
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Rodiel
France573 Posts
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hordeau
United States157 Posts
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phucee
United States1 Post
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LunarC
United States1186 Posts
Yo mama so fat when you cheese her, she eats it. Yo mama so fat she sat on a Brood Lord and Broodlings popped out. Yo mama so fat she installed a Reactor on her refrigerator. Yo mama so fat she broke her branch of the tech tree. Yo mama so fat she thinks 2v2s are helpings. Yo mama so fat she needed three beta keys to get in. Yo mama so fat she gets stuck in your bandwidth. | ||
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MaGariShun
Austria305 Posts
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Papillon
Germany131 Posts
mommy jokes with sc2 is really nerdy but at least some of these put a slight smile on my face your mommy is so fat she sweats while taking a crap | ||
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Tenda
United States146 Posts
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sLiniss
United States849 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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Tanatos
United States381 Posts
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ale
Argentina7 Posts
yo momma's so stupid she cost 0 psi to morph in yo momma's so fat her favourite food is drones a la hellion yo momma's so slut if she was a queen her name would be dragqueen | ||
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spoonraker
United States9 Posts
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DennizR
Sweden653 Posts
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iNz
Sweden119 Posts
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iNz
Sweden119 Posts
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skYfiVe
United States382 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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