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inspired by http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009 i'd just like to say that...
yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her! yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!
that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha
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yo momma's so fat she absorbs 100% of a splash damage. yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite
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Yo momma's so fat 24 lings can surround her
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yo momma's so fat you can see her on the minimap without a sensor tower yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her
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yo mama so fat my nydus network couldn't get around her yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her
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yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
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yo momma's so skinny sniper round missed.
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yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!
Winner so far
edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome!
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Your mom's so fat, her name ends in .sc2map
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your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her
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lol that was fast. didn't think there would be that many posts at this hour
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My favorite 'yo mommaship' joke:
Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6
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what the fuck is this thread?
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On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote: what the fuck is this thread?
yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke
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Yo mama so fat she makes calldown supplies useful.
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yo mama's so gross fungal growth increases her life
yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side.
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On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote: your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her WIN!! hahahah :D
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yo mamas so fat her stomach growls not enough minerals ....
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Yo mommas so fat she needs chrono boost just to roll over.
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these jokes aren't even bad-funny.
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your momma's so fat, her couch is the overmind.
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Yo mommas so disgusting she has "nydus worms".
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yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her
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Yo mama's so fat she eats minerals like rock candy. Yo mama's so fat a fleet of phoenix can only lift her big toe.
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yo mommas so fat, even 100 tanks with seige cant take her down
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This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;
Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.
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Yo momma got it on with a spine crawler.
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Yo mama's so fat, 4 full energy orbital commands worth of mules on gold patches can't harvest minerals fast enough to satisfy her hunger.
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yo momma so fat, Blizzard didn't know where to make the splash damage originate from.
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Yo momma so fat she does +100 damage vs. pizza.
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I haven't laughed once yet
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One day all the templars on aiur decided to merge together to create yo momma..... Something went wrong.... horribly wrong.
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Your mama's so ugly when I told my queen to spawn larvae to make her she said, "FUCK THAT"
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Is it really necessary to have another one of these threads? I mean, just use the search function, theres a TON of sc/sc2 yo momma jokes out there, and none of them are exactly funny :/
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Yo momma so fat you can't put her in a control group with anyone else.
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Yo momma so fat that whenever she tries to take a step, she hears "Nuclear Launch Detected".
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Yo Momma so fat, when she moved under the mothership she stayed uncloacked
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Protoss executor says: "You've not enough dinner rolls"....... TO FEED YO MOMMA.
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Yo momma so fat she plays sc2
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yo mommas so fat, she takes air to air damage. yo mommas so fat, she shits broodlings. yo mommas so smelly, her medivac needs a medivac.
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks micro consists of only 1a
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Yo momma was Thor. She then got her size nerfed by blizzard. She's still the fattest unit in sc2.
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yo momma is so fat the only reason ultras got burrow in this game was to hide from her and avoid getting eaten.
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You mom's so fat, she needs all 10 hotkeys to select her
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yo momma's so fat she's the only unit in starcraft 2 with consume! yo momma's so ugly you can never tell if she's fungal growthed! yo momma's so fat that her gravitational pull threw off the motherships vortex! yo momma's so fat she takes all your food! yo momma's so fat when she burrows her ass is sticking out the other side of mar sara! yo momma's so ugly that changlings won't change into her! yo momma's so fat she's the only unit catagorized as "heavy"! yo momma's so big she made the nydus worm choke! yo momma's so stupid and fat she thought a carrier was a twinkie and ate it! yo momma's so stupid she auto targets statues and rocks! yo momma's so big that the collosus is gonna have to be renamed! yo momma's so ugly that hunter seeker missles run away from her!
all i got for now
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I made a hallucination of yo momma. Upon seeing yo momma my opponent instantly gg'd.
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yo mamma's so fat she can't skate but u gotta
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yo momma's so fat she made a nydus worm explode when she got in
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Yo momma's as heavy as a Colossus that weighs 512 kg.
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Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a Yo mommas so fat, mass recall can't recall her mass Yo mommas got so many STD's, Shes a carrier. Yo mommas so old, she muta micros.
Yo momma is so infested, when we had phone sex, I got an ear infection
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On May 19 2010 15:32 Rambling. wrote: Yo mommas so fat, you have to 1a2a
lol, chuckle worthy.
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Yo mommas so fat, void rays use her to charge up their sex chromosones
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On May 19 2010 14:41 apm66 wrote: yo mommas so fat that medivac cant transport her AweSomE
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Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.
...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to give a blowjob to an infestor and got neural parasited.
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yo mommaship so fat force fields break apart when she farts her vortex
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Wow, someone should do a contest for these or something.
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On May 19 2010 15:43 LunarC wrote: Some of these aren't bad, but they suck horribly at execution.
...yo momma so fat she's always imbalanced.
yeah I was thinking the same thing. I dunno how it's so hard to get the execution right ;c
yo mommas so fat a colossus can't walk over her
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the CC...good luck lifting off.
Yo mama so fat that void rays give up.
Yo mama so fat, she wears a mothership for a hat... and you can still see her!
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On May 19 2010 14:45 chiss wrote: This was posted by a blue on Blizz Forums;
Yo momma's so fat, she uses select all at the dinner table.
This had me laughing all night at work. theres a few other really good ones. lol gjgj.
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Your mother is so fat, I mistaken her as a hive. Your mother is so fat, I couldn't hotkey her because I ran out of numbers.
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you know those destructible rocks?.... thats yo momma
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Yo momma so fat that multiple unit selection can only get 1 of her
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.......yo mama's so fat, a mothership can't even cloak her.
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Yo mamma is so damn fat, she got me broke. I had to waste my entire mineral line to buy pylons to warp her in.
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Yo mommaship so fat, she cloaks your main AND expansion
-blizzforums
forgive me
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Yo mama so fat they had to Mass Recall to get her upstairs. Yo mama so fat she got stuck in a Vortex.
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Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.
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yo mamas so dumb she puts a tally in her notebook whenever she loses -- as a "hard-counter"
yo mamas so fat she a-moves at the buffet
yo mamas so fat she drools when she uses call down supply
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your mother is so fat she died from a heart attack due to cholesterol.
oh and... zerglings
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This one was obvious: Yo momma's unit type is massive. (did I miss it? why hasn't it been posted yet?)
runner ups: Yo momma can block the choke on scrapstation. Be careful of stumbling across banelings when exploring yo momma's belly rolls. Generate creep is actually overlords vomitting at the sight of yo momma.
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On May 19 2010 16:17 Slow Motion wrote: Yo momma so fat, when she got on bnet even the platinum ladder collapsed.
Fuck, made it all the way to this page without even smiling and your ruined it. Well played sir.
As to the rest of you. Kill yourselves... or write better material.
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whats with the haters? if you don't have anything to contribute then stay out. this is a fun thread.
yo momma is so fat, she blocks air units. yo momma is so dirty, she drops creep when she walks. yo momma is so fat, she has to warp in in sections. yo momma is so fat, she takes extra damage from nukes.
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building your mama is considered bad mannered
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Yo momma is so fat, it makes ultralisks look nimble and small
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yo momma is so fat, that the hallucination of here from your senteries makes chuck norris cry.
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yo momma is so fat, that B-net crasches when she login
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Yo momma so fat, she ate my cheese rush.
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Yo momma is so fat that battle.net needs maintenance after each of her visits Yo momma is so fat that she needs 3 spawn locations Yo momma is so fat that took all slots of chat channels, thats why you dont see them. Yo momma is so fat that when she plays 1v1 it counts as 2v1. Yo momma is so fat and ugly that even kerrigan refused her CW to become a hatchery. Yo momma is so fat she blocks ramp on scrap station alone. Yo momma is so fat that she is considered as a structure and u need workers to summon her. Yo momma is so fat that you cant warp her using warpgates, you need mothership for that. Yo momma is so fat that thors are just support units to her, like zerglings. Yo momma is so fat that Chuck Norris GG's right after he see's her on the field. Yo momma is so fat that you can upgrade instant win for her. Yo momma is so fat that mutalisk attack just bounces on her and doesent even get to the next target. Yo momma is so fat that you need pylon power of 4 pylons combined just so that you can warp her in. Yo momma is so fat that you cant change her waypoint to any other location then MINERAL LINE Yo momma is so fat that she cant hide behind bushes and smoke. Yo momma is so fat that a lot of terrans by accident land siege tanks on her, just because they though she looked like a nice highground to harass from. Yo momma is so fat that she requires energy to move, but it's always 0. Yo momma is so fat that she is always reveled on map and considered as terrain. Ill come up with more when i have time :D
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Yo momma so fat, when I tried to build a Carrier the game said "no".
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Yo momma is so fat that when she enters a tournament, she usually gets played on.
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yo mama so fat she block all nydus network
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Yo mamma is so fat she thought feedback was take out.
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yo momma's so fat when you are at maxed supply you only built her.
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rK's joke reworded: Yo mama so fat when you cheese her, she eats it.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a Brood Lord and Broodlings popped out. Yo mama so fat she installed a Reactor on her refrigerator. Yo mama so fat she broke her branch of the tech tree. Yo mama so fat she thinks 2v2s are helpings. Yo mama so fat she needed three beta keys to get in. Yo mama so fat she gets stuck in your bandwidth.
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Yo mama is so fat she actually eats pylons for 8 food
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damn how many people think this is funny mommy jokes with sc2 is really nerdy but at least some of these put a slight smile on my face your mommy is so fat she sweats while taking a crap
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yo momma's so fat, she doesn't have pubic crabs, she has pubic broodlings.
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Yo mama so fat that 10 pheonix's couldnt even grav lift her!
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yo mama so fat, she takes up her own division
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yo mama so fat blizz let her play on her own lan
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yo momma's so nasty she can generate creep yo momma's so stupid she cost 0 psi to morph in yo momma's so fat her favourite food is drones a la hellion yo momma's so slut if she was a queen her name would be dragqueen
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Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't get a speed bonus on creep.
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Yo momma is so fat, she was blizzards inspiration for making 'Massive' units
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Your mom is so ugly, when your born the doctor yells "Prooduuce moar overloads!"
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Yo mama so greedy she fast expanding
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Yo momma so gross, the zerg won't even accept her.
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Kennigit
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Why the fuck is this open. Need more mods my god.
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