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Noli
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-16 23:06:37
August 16 2011 23:06 GMT
#1361
[image loading]


Never laughed so hard in a game before. ^_^
Origg
Profile Joined July 2011
United States4 Posts
August 17 2011 02:33 GMT
#1362
00:00:09 - VXorigg to ALL: hf gl
00:00:12 - corkyahern to ALL: glhffr

00:00:18 - VXorigg to ALL: eh? lol
00:00:21 - corkyahern to ALL: hah

00:22:09 - corkyahern to ALL: u delayed my expo
00:22:12 - corkyahern to ALL: thats all u did

00:22:19 - corkyahern to ALL: otherwise ur 100 percent garbage
00:22:23 - corkyahern to ALL: trust me
00:22:24 - VXorigg to ALL: sorry
00:22:26 - corkyahern to ALL: ur a fuking joke

00:22:41 - corkyahern to ALL: u tried WAY too hard you fuking fagot
00:22:44 - corkyahern to ALL: i will fuking OWN You
00:22:48 - VXorigg to ALL: ok re?

00:22:59 - corkyahern to ALL: no id prefere u didnt exist
00:23:02 - corkyahern to ALL: u fuking fagot
00:23:03 - VXorigg to ALL: ok

00:23:10 - corkyahern to ALL: learn to play the game withut spamming

00:23:15 - corkyahern to ALL: you disgrace of a fuking human being
00:23:19 - VXorigg to ALL: lol

00:23:32 - corkyahern to ALL: honestly players like you need to be banned
00:23:34 - VXorigg to ALL: umm this is just a game you know right?
00:23:36 - corkyahern to ALL: u are sooo fuking pathetic
00:23:38 - VXorigg to ALL: banned for what?
00:23:42 - corkyahern to ALL: i will FUKING KILL YOU

00:23:47 - VXorigg to ALL: ok
00:23:49 - corkyahern to ALL: you are a piece of shit pathetic fagot


I have been raged at before but this guy is the winner.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
August 17 2011 02:40 GMT
#1363
On August 17 2011 08:06 Noli wrote:
[image loading]


Never laughed so hard in a game before. ^_^

I have got to see this replay. Or at least a story about what happened.
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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Neorosis
Profile Joined May 2011
United States18 Posts
August 17 2011 03:09 GMT
#1364
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 17 2011 11:33 Origg wrote:
00:00:09 - VXorigg to ALL: hf gl
00:00:12 - corkyahern to ALL: glhffr

00:00:18 - VXorigg to ALL: eh? lol
00:00:21 - corkyahern to ALL: hah

00:22:09 - corkyahern to ALL: u delayed my expo
00:22:12 - corkyahern to ALL: thats all u did

00:22:19 - corkyahern to ALL: otherwise ur 100 percent garbage
00:22:23 - corkyahern to ALL: trust me
00:22:24 - VXorigg to ALL: sorry
00:22:26 - corkyahern to ALL: ur a fuking joke

00:22:41 - corkyahern to ALL: u tried WAY too hard you fuking fagot
00:22:44 - corkyahern to ALL: i will fuking OWN You
00:22:48 - VXorigg to ALL: ok re?

00:22:59 - corkyahern to ALL: no id prefere u didnt exist
00:23:02 - corkyahern to ALL: u fuking fagot
00:23:03 - VXorigg to ALL: ok

00:23:10 - corkyahern to ALL: learn to play the game withut spamming

00:23:15 - corkyahern to ALL: you disgrace of a fuking human being
00:23:19 - VXorigg to ALL: lol

00:23:32 - corkyahern to ALL: honestly players like you need to be banned
00:23:34 - VXorigg to ALL: umm this is just a game you know right?
00:23:36 - corkyahern to ALL: u are sooo fuking pathetic
00:23:38 - VXorigg to ALL: banned for what?
00:23:42 - corkyahern to ALL: i will FUKING KILL YOU

00:23:47 - VXorigg to ALL: ok
00:23:49 - corkyahern to ALL: you are a piece of shit pathetic fagot


I have been raged at before but this guy is the winner.


Wait... so did he offer you a re?
He who laughs last, laughs best
Theovide
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden914 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-17 04:26:34
August 17 2011 04:25 GMT
#1365
I'll guess I'll add two I had. One is just recently, two days ago to be exact, against a zerg player. Basically he was quite a head, and when he went to take out my 4th who had just started morphing to a planetary I decided to lift my cc (he used ultra ling infestor) and counterattack to get a nice sieged up location in his main. He wasn't very happy about that so the following occoured:
[image loading]

He also managed to take out that army before I did to much damage, but after about a dosen more minutes I managed to take the win by denying him bases with drops until he seemingly in a fit of rage threw away his entire army trying to take away my natural and my third.

Then one from quite a long time ago, maybe late season one or early season two, I'm unsure. Either way I won a game and he ended it (no screenshot of that, I didn't save the replay) with saying "jesus how did u win" or something very similar (ie something where he used jesus instead of omg and then questioning how I could win). So I decided to troll him which seemingly didn't make him to happy:
[image loading]
Borkbokbork
Profile Joined April 2011
United States123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-17 05:00:24
August 17 2011 04:59 GMT
#1366
People constantly say "r u mad?" even if they lost.

It's fucking retarded, people are absolute children
qi neng jin ru ren yi, dan qiu wu kui wo xin
Gov
Profile Joined November 2010
United States121 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-17 07:14:22
August 17 2011 07:13 GMT
#1367
On August 12 2011 06:42 HungShark wrote:


[image loading]


A real korean would know how to spell Seoul lol
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Skyu
Profile Joined December 2009
United States33 Posts
August 17 2011 08:01 GMT
#1368
00:07 - Skyu: gl hf

00:09 - Revector: u2
01:55 - Revector: zerglings incoming
02:19 - Revector: to late
02:21 - Revector: they are here!
16:09 - Revector: mass taslker faggot

16:23 - Skyu: mass ultra?

17:18 - Revector: cheeser tarsh
17:21 - Revector: what worthless garbage you are

17:24 - Skyu: lol
17:27 - Skyu: when did I cheese?

17:30 - Revector: how id that funny
17:33 - Revector: mass stalker
17:41 - Revector: currently the most misbalanced unit in the game?
17:47 - Revector: htat's pretty much all you mad
17:52 - Revector: you didn't even know how to use the HT
18:00 - Revector: that makes you cheeser garbage

18:02 - Skyu: I feedbacked all your infestors

18:02 - Revector: are you bronze?

I've been waiting for my chance to post on here :D
Boom Boom Rocket
Origg
Profile Joined July 2011
United States4 Posts
August 18 2011 05:31 GMT
#1369
last few days seems I have brought the best out in people.....


You: just so you know I have to work my ass off to hold a 6rax
BLunTz has reconnected.
――――――――――――――――
BLunTz: FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
i wasnt 6raxing
You: wow...
BLunTz: into expand
FUCK YOU!
eat my cock!
You: sorry man
BLunTz: FUCK YOU!
sorry amn
FUCK YOU!
your garbage
all you have to do is blind baneling and win
You: chill dude
BLunTz: good job
your trash
infestors are op
You: but I beat you so what does that make you?
BLunTz: should go there
DFFUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
BLunTz has disconnected.
Neorosis
Profile Joined May 2011
United States18 Posts
August 18 2011 05:33 GMT
#1370
Wow..... Origg.. 2 posts in a day.. what are you doing to these poor people?
He who laughs last, laughs best
Origg
Profile Joined July 2011
United States4 Posts
August 18 2011 05:35 GMT
#1371
On August 18 2011 14:33 Neorosis wrote:
Wow..... Origg.. 2 posts in a day.. what are you doing to these poor people?



lol no idea. winning maybe?
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-18 10:21:48
August 18 2011 10:21 GMT
#1372
[image loading]

I'm 99.9% sure this is fake IdrA because that account is bronze.
It's funny though because the guy went for 3 quick expansions although it was 2vs2, then he blamed me because we lost. xD
Affenklaus
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Switzerland12 Posts
August 18 2011 16:58 GMT
#1373
he went for a 4gate so i decided to pull some scv's and arrived just as his gates finished. Too bad he only had 1 stalker by then.

[image loading]

The name isn't really fitting
Cubbieblue66
Profile Joined June 2011
95 Posts
August 18 2011 17:10 GMT
#1374
Mine is nothing particularly fantastic, but I've been searching for an excuse to post in this thread for a while. :D

So I'm playing a PvZ on Shattered Temple. My scout finds him at about 15 food with a fully completed (and saturated) extractor, no 2nd hatch, and he puts down a pool right in front of me. I'm expecting some sort of early mass roach shenanigans, so I opt to throw down a robo and a 2nd and 3rd gate instead of expanding quickly like I had been planning. I get out a few sentries and an immortal, then decide to send an obs over. I scout that he has gotten his 2nd hatch and is pretty well saturated... but he only has 2 lings in his base, 4 outside mine, and no spine crawlers for defense. So naturally, I warp in a couple zealots and push.

My zealots and sentries just chew straight through the few lings he has. He reinforces a few times, but I'm still streaming zealots in. I am just about to finish taking out his natural, when he says this:

"immortals for to fight lings , still wins, nice race."

I had one immortal in the whole engagement. And 6 zealots and 5 sentries to face off never more than about 8 lings.
iAmBiGbiRd
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia1029 Posts
August 18 2011 17:21 GMT
#1375
Just putting it out there but does anyone else come on here worried that they might see themselves on a screen shot....i barely ever rage that much, hardly in fact but when i go off fuck me i go right off lol
Hello friends:)
Pred8oar
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany281 Posts
August 18 2011 17:40 GMT
#1376
I like quite some of the stuff i nthis thread (has left hte game :DDDDDDD)
But i think its about awesome or really confusing bm in the first place, a lot of just simple everyday bm that doesnt make me laugh got in here, some nice ones anyways.
Blind86
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia30 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 04:43:14
August 19 2011 04:25 GMT
#1377
So this guy I met on ladder asked if he could add me as friend to prac. I thought cool, why not. This is the result. Its not heavy BM, but after playing 5 games with him he seemed pretty angry. I offered advice, he offered ignore lol

VPinsom: hey
can I grab a game or two off you?
You: hey how goes it
sure let me finsiht his
VPinsom: kk
i
will wait
You: ready to go now
VPinsom: ok gimme 2 minutes just need to grab a drink
You: sure thing
to stop drops
i think the best thing you can do
is have good cannon placement
VPinsom: there is a reason tvp is like
almnost 70% t favoured at the moment
You: my tvp has gotten heaps better since we last played cause i spent 2 days practicing with clan
thats at high lvl man lol
VPinsom: nothing I can do to stop a drop even cannons costs less than the drop itself
anytime I beat a terran its because they made a huge mistake
You: but they do deter it
VPinsom: there is no way to win a straight up
tv
anyway
keep playing?
You: sure
You: maybe its something mechanical
caus ei cannot beat my clan master
he palys different to most toss though
he doesnt turtle and push
VPinsom: k
so
i had less money than you
You: i thnk
VPinsom: all game
more apm
all game
more units
more bases
more upgrades
but you just
a moved me
with stim
in the middle of the map
You: i picked a good locationt o fight
VPinsom: not to mention you can expand way before a protoss
ROFL
it has nothing to do with the way you engages
did you just read what I listed
do you not realize that the matchcup is almost 70%
t favored
You: ya at high level play
VPinsom: dont tell me its the way you fucking engaged
You: protoss are bhidn athe meta game atm
VPinsom: ..
You: that game it was
also my composition was superior
VPinsom: "behind in the meta game"
You: i read your army
and coutnered it
look be angry if you want
The player is ignoring you.
VPinsom: "behind in the meta game
thats adorable
You: ignore still?
The player is ignoring you.

EDIT: Christ didnt realise it was this long...10 pts if you read through it all lol
EDIT 2: Btw VPinsom, if you do read this post, learn to not ignore people then chat to them after, its extremely childish. Also, want to setup clan war, so you can get revenge Crux hwaiting!
CruxSpoon!
Stallion
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand67 Posts
August 19 2011 04:46 GMT
#1378
i got 10 points and i am said clan leader :D sounds like VPs protoss dnt understand pvt :'(
shamanas
Profile Joined August 2011
Greece7 Posts
August 19 2011 04:56 GMT
#1379
Standard TvT mairne tank battle, just outmacroed the guy, no cheese involved. Funniest thing is that he gg's at first
[image loading]
Schoenhole
Profile Joined March 2011
United States88 Posts
August 19 2011 04:59 GMT
#1380
Rage chat in spoiler. It was a PvP in diamond, I went defensive 4gate into blink stalkers. He paused three times and left during the 3rd pause. What is the point of leaving during a pause?

+ Show Spoiler +

00:00:06 - SunTzu to ALL: glhf
00:00:06 - snowflake to ALL: gg gl

00:11:08 - SunTzu to ALL: yay
00:11:09 - SunTzu to ALL: stalkers
00:11:10 - SunTzu to ALL: nice
00:11:20 - SunTzu to ALL: never seen that before

00:12:23 - SunTzu to ALL: you don't even have upgrades
00:12:25 - SunTzu to ALL: you fucking slag
00:12:31 - SunTzu to ALL: luck I miss macroed
00:12:41 - SunTzu to ALL: afk
00:12:46 - snowflake to ALL: gg
00:12:58 - SunTzu to ALL: no
00:13:00 - SunTzu to ALL: you made 1 unit
00:13:03 - SunTzu to ALL: you're a slag
00:13:09 - SunTzu to ALL: no gg
00:13:10 - snowflake to ALL: rage much?
00:13:15 - SunTzu to ALL: cry more
00:13:24 - snowflake to ALL: i won, why would i cry?
00:13:35 - SunTzu to ALL: cuz you're a faggot?
00:13:39 - snowflake to ALL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:14:30 - SunTzu to ALL: fuck I want to see if your retarded ass is even capable of expanding
00:14:34 - SunTzu to ALL: or if you just massed stalkers
00:14:35 - snowflake to ALL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:14:38 - snowflake to ALL: u mad bro?
00:14:39 - SunTzu to ALL: cuz your 4 gate failed'

00:14:49 - SunTzu to ALL: original man
00:14:53 - SunTzu to ALL: watch destiny stream much?
00:14:58 - SunTzu to ALL: faggot

00:15:03 - snowflake to ALL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:15:07 - SunTzu to ALL: how about you try developing your own personality?
00:15:10 - SunTzu to ALL: maybe then you might get laid
00:15:10 - SunTzu to ALL: nm
00:15:13 - SunTzu to ALL: don't count on that
00:15:16 - SunTzu to ALL: just keep makin stalkers
00:15:23 - SunTzu to ALL: afk

00:16:39 - snowflake to ALL: gg


Can someone please explain the reference to Destiny he made? As I don't watch it so I don't know what he is saying. lol
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