Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM - Page 71

PvT on Scrap Station. Both of us are slightly BM
Me: gl hf
Me: Nice portrait (he had the computer portrait, which I've never seen)
Me: Are you a bot?
Me: Hello??
Him: ?
Me: your portrait
Me: It's a computer portrait
Him: yeah? 100 terra solos
Me: no..
Me: really?
Him: yes
Me: hm
Me: never saw it
Me: are you sure?
Him: no, im stupid
Me: Very
Me: =P
Me: srsly though
Me: GL HF
Him: bots can't have fun
Me: Did you hear what I was doing? (I accidently turned the voice chat on)
Me: LOL
Me: You win sir
Me: you get a box of cookies
*At this point, I'm doing a 4-gate with heavy sentries and he's doing a 5-barracks mass marine*
Me: HEY YOU STOLE MY BUILD (upon seeing 4 barracks massing marines)
Me: wait
Me: nvm (seeing no gas and a 5th barracks)
Later:
Me: Is that that unstoppable marine build? (The one that StimmedProbe came up with)
*I charge into his base with a few stalkers*
*we engage in a base trade, but he lifts to the island and I get a probe out and take the gold*
*At this point, I have my proxy pylon, a probe, and a few stalkers and he has the island expansion with 2 mules, a few scvs, and one barracks*
Me: Interesting match
TheTemplar has not rebuilt their base and is being revealed!
TheTemplar has rebuilt their base and is no longer being revealed!
*He finds and attacks my gold with the remaining marines he has, and I fend it off with nice micro*
Me: You gonna surrender? (I figured since he had next to nothing and I just killed his army barely losing anything, he would surrender)
Later:
Me: Hi! (he scanned me)
*while he gets a bunch of marines and some banshees, I take map control*
Me: Hi! (he scanned me again)
*I scout his base with a pheonix that I built and see about 15 marines and 2 banshees that have cloak*
*I take a semi-island while he attacks with 2 banshees and flees*
*His banshees attack my expansion*
Him: hi
Me: hi!
*He then decides to attack me with a bazillion vikings, when I have cannons, pheonixes, and stalkers*
*I lose a few units and he loses all 11 vikings and his banshee*
*I tech to mothership while he attacks me with 46 marines and 6 medivacs*
*I lose ZERO units, my mothership is damaged, and he lost every marine and medivac*
Me: give up?
A few seconds later:
Him: you are so !@#$ing annoying dude
Him: talk to much
Me: what?
Me: YOU ARE LOSING
Him: no one cares
Me: OK???
Him: no you are losing
*At this point, he's mining out but has a few units and 2 command centers. I have 2 bases and map control*
Me: I CARE
Him: ok
Me: www (trying to select warpgates)
Him: wow
Him: get a life ***
Me: I have a life (The question is, does he?)
Him: girlfriends here, you lucked out...gotta go
JackdUpJonzy has left the game!
TheTemplar is Victorious!

You: YOU GIVE UP!?
The player is ignoring you.
JackdUpJonzy has reconnected.