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Singapore679 Posts
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Volband
Hungary6034 Posts
It would be SO epic. God, he should invite him to one of his dailies at least. | ||
Kon-Tiki
United States402 Posts
On March 30 2011 06:41 Tezkat wrote: Inspired by last night's daily... HOW THE GHOST NUKED FUNDAY by Dr. Zuess Every Protoss on ladder Liked 4-Gate a lot... But the Ghost On the Day[9] Daily Did NOT! The Ghost hated warpgates! The whole Protoss culture! If he could, he would mine the whole map with a vulture. But those only came with the 1P campaign. So then what would he do now? The Ghost wracked his brain... The Ghost thought... And he thought... Of a plan that'd be cool... Then it hit him. He said, "I must go back to school!" There he sat in his base where a few SCVs Were hard at work building new Ghost Academies. Now, there's something to say about this sort of school, And it's not hard and fast, just a general rule That they're not where you'd study to learn ABCs. No, THESE schools are for playing with WMDs! The Ghost researched cloak, so he wouldn't be seen, Then began building missiles to make foes glow green. Thus armed, he went looking for bad guys to fry, Spouting Ghost Ghostly mottos like "Never Say Die". Marching past the lyotes (that asplode with a poke), The Ghost reached his target. He turned on his cloak. When he shone the red laser (thus far unsuspected), A warning sound boomed: "NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!" The Protoss... they panicked! The probes upped and fled! Protoss buildings blew up, dropping food into red. And what happened then...? Well... the viewers might say That the Protoss supply count Dropped three sizes that day. The Ghost built some more missiles, Each topped with a nuke. Then he nuked! And he nuked! And he'd NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! NUKE! He nuked all the pylons! He nuked all the stalkers! He nuked all the cannons and shiny gold walkers! But this Ghost wasn't Master League... not even Gold. He was simply a Bronze Leaguer... newbie, but bold. (His macro was terrible, if truth be told.) With large trust funds of mineral and gas in his banks, He had built no marauders. He'd built no siege tanks. He had naught but marines--and a Ghost--in his ranks. When the Protoss arrived with a force at his door Those marines soon were splattered all over the floor. The Ghost's prospects looked grim now, But did he despair? No! The Ghost set his SCVs all on repair. And they worked all their SCV hearts out to last Just until the new fortress could morph in to blast All the Protoss to pieces. He made it! Hurrah! (Let's face it... we all know the damn things are imba.) The workers all breathed a long sigh of relief, And they went back to mining in foolish belief That the danger had ended, and they'd never fall... But the Protoss had built up another death ball. While the Ghost kept on nuking, his foes could expand And expand till comm centers had no place to land. With his resources dwindling, supply gaps grew wide, And the Ghost quickly found he had nowhere to hide. A huge wave of immortals began their advance. Not even his fortresses stood any chance. They razed his last expo, not slowing their pace, Then proceeded to level HIS WHOLE FUCKING BASE! The Ghost merely shrugged and continued his mission. As everyone knows: IT'S THE BEST DAMNED TRANSITION! So he nuked, And he nuked Till his silos ran dry. Then he saved his last pennies For just one more try. But with 5 hit points left, Twas too little, too late. A lone little probe charged in To seal the Ghost's fate. The replay recorded the Ghost's epic demise With the volume turned way up to hear his last cries. If you listen in close, you might hear him exclaim: "Happy Funday to all, and to all a good game!" g.g. This is one of the most godly posts ever, of all time, on any thread ever. Mad props, bro, you know how to write Seuss-poetry | ||
Docmedical
Libya75 Posts
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Gamerah
United States85 Posts
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akaMadMike
Norway93 Posts
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Rodregeus
Australia126 Posts
To anyone else that watches the archives, have they been loading extremely slowly for you? Because personally, GSL vods, youtube, anything else will load faster than it can play. However the Day[9] vods on blip.tv take about 5mins of loading, per 1min of video. (not even exaggerating) Anyone else noticing this? I can't see how it's entirely on my end if it's only this 1 thing. | ||
Eurekastreet
1308 Posts
On April 01 2011 20:36 Rodregeus wrote: So I'm one of those filthy archive viewers because i have to work during the live show. :'( To anyone else that watches the archives, have they been loading extremely slowly for you? Because personally, GSL vods, youtube, anything else will load faster than it can play. However the Day[9] vods on blip.tv take about 5mins of loading, per 1min of video. (not even exaggerating) Anyone else noticing this? I can't see how it's entirely on my end if it's only this 1 thing. Nope, works just fine here (Central Europe), no delay whatsoever. | ||
abaitor
England45 Posts
On April 01 2011 20:36 Rodregeus wrote: So I'm one of those filthy archive viewers because i have to work during the live show. :'( To anyone else that watches the archives, have they been loading extremely slowly for you? Because personally, GSL vods, youtube, anything else will load faster than it can play. However the Day[9] vods on blip.tv take about 5mins of loading, per 1min of video. (not even exaggerating) Anyone else noticing this? I can't see how it's entirely on my end if it's only this 1 thing. I don't get this, I've been watching the archives since sc2 release and always loads faster than it plays for me. | ||
K4m4Hl
Austria100 Posts
On April 03 2011 00:13 abaitor wrote: I don't get this, I've been watching the archives since sc2 release and always loads faster than it plays for me. no problems for me either, should be an issue on your side | ||
Mikelius
Germany517 Posts
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zhr
Finland12 Posts
On April 03 2011 04:38 Mikelius wrote: Has anybody come up with any awesome strats for this funday monday? The ones I've tried all die miserably to any early pressure. -_- PvP will be almost impossible on higher levels. PvZ could work well if you start with a forge expand. Cannon shenanigans on cliffs with warp prisms would be cool use of minerals. Of course void ray + colossus with minimal gateway units already works quite well in PvZ. | ||
ManCannon
Australia1 Post
On April 01 2011 20:36 Rodregeus wrote: So I'm one of those filthy archive viewers because i have to work during the live show. :'( To anyone else that watches the archives, have they been loading extremely slowly for you? Because personally, GSL vods, youtube, anything else will load faster than it can play. However the Day[9] vods on blip.tv take about 5mins of loading, per 1min of video. (not even exaggerating) Anyone else noticing this? I can't see how it's entirely on my end if it's only this 1 thing. Usually when a new daily is up i have to wait a while before watching it or else i get what you are describing, once or twice a month theres a day where any archived video of his loads like poo. No problems anywhere else so it might just be something to do with Blip.tv and certain providers or locations. | ||
Slakter
Sweden1947 Posts
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Devildeer
Mexico68 Posts
Where can I see the showmatch between Day9 and DjWheat they played today? (MLG Dallas 11) I can't find it, thanks in advance. Sorry for my English XD | ||
PhantomNVD
31 Posts
On April 04 2011 17:56 Devildeer wrote: I'm sorry for asking in the forums, but google didn't help me this time :C Where can I see the showmatch between Day9 and DjWheat they played today? (MLG Dallas 11) I can't find it, thanks in advance. Sorry for my English XD a quick google search showed up : (EDIT) oops! that was last November? | ||
57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
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Alejandrisha
United States6565 Posts
did a bunch of pvt's with 1gate-stargate into 2 gate phoenix with dt's then eventually phoenix-colo. very educational constraint! | ||
TheRealPaciFist
United States1049 Posts
Do a 3v3 and pick all Protoss but take the "two gateways" rule farther than intended and make two gateways for the ENTIRE TEAM, so one player can forge FE or something like that and wait for another player to get up robos/stargates so he can destroy his gateway and then let the FE player get a gateway | ||
Devildeer
Mexico68 Posts
On April 04 2011 20:15 PhantomNVD wrote: a quick google search showed up : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85pfjnLDwzU (EDIT) oops! that was last November? Yeah that's from november, it's the only one I'm finding atm :c I want the game they played yesterday xD Thanks | ||
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