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Oh god some things in this game are so retarded that's unbelievable.
Im Ryze vs Annie top, I'm bullying her extremely hard so when I back I return with lvl 1 boots, tear and catalyst, she comes back with negatron, amp tome and doran ring. Negatron was enough to nullify my damage, LEGIT AS SHIT. Even better, latter in the game I have 1k HP more than her and she already has used her ultimate (he was still moving around), she only has negatron as defensive item, mpen boots and DFG (already used) I have the 1400 item from SV, my ROA and my boots, she destroyed me and left with 200-300hp. EVEN MORE LEGIT.
Draven is giving me cancer as well, he's the strongest champ in lane so picking him automatically lane won. With their rengar and ahri camping me so that I get 3v1'd every time I come back to lane. Our jungle keep spamming "we win late guys" WELL MISTER I-KNOW-EVERYTHING NO WE WON'T WIN LATE AS 3 OF THEM CAN DELETE 3 OF US IN LESS THAN 1S, AS THEY DID FOR THE LAST 5 TEAMFIGHTS, BUT THANKS FOR MAKING ME WASTE 25 MORE FUCKING MINUTES YOUR MOTHERFUCKER
And I almost forgot than in plat, apparently people still don't know that CHASING A SEMIFED VEIGAR WITH HIS STUN UP IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA ESPECIALLY AT 4V5
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I was full stuff Trist with 520ad at 55min, and yet we kinda lost every fight because our Lee jungle was CONSTANTLY jumping in and ulting either their Vlad top or Wukong jungle AT MY FUCKING FACE.
Then they all pack towards then and I'm left alone vs a tank while their ADC is detsroying everyone in my team.
"gg trist no dmg, better farm", well, go fuck your mum you fucking piece of shit
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Not much to be salty about lately because I've been winning a ton, although 3 losses in two days due to disconnects feels normal nowadays :/. Here are some humorous things that caused my last three losses in what would have otherwise been a 10+ game winning streak. These happened in Platinum but you would swear it is Bronze.
Karma mid isn't doing very well, in fact no lane is doing great, but the game isn't hopeless. Our aoe comp is insane and team fights tend to go our way. The other team backs right when dragon spawns and I ping the shit out of it. Free dragon, exactly what we need to even out the gold. Only me and the adc are on it because jungle and mid HAVE TO DO BLUE FIRST ( we are purple side). Jungle takes the blue, Karma mad, then they finally come to drag, too late because the other team had time to get there. We finished it but me amd Karma died in the process, and she rage quits. Without her, we are honestly winning team fights because our aoe damage and cc is amazing, but we are 4v5 and eventually lose. With a fifth, even a paste eater, we easily would have won.
Promotion series. Warwick top builds black cleaver first item. Feeds really hard. His excuse: It's not my fault riot put me in this elo, I don't know how to build on every champion.
Next game, Orianna rushes tear of the goddess against talon. Feeds really hard. She built athene's after that against an all AD team. Never got Zhonya. I saw her ult an empty bush twice with my own eyes. We had two ball carriers in leona and nautilus, but she never tried to make that play. I'm no Orianna expert but with itemization and mechanics like that...plat?
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I hate people.
Why would a Lucian build Essence Reaver Ghostblade Ionian Boots and parts of IE with his first 12 k gold. And then not accept when people tell him that it is horribly bad. "The build was not the problem" You could do roughly 2 times as much dmg, or just build a triforce, do the same dmg, and build 2 defensive items in addition to it. Sure, other things went wrong as well. But how can you not see that that build is just horribly, horribly bad. I guess i could accept this in bronze, but in Dia?
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OK so they already have one of the most lamest and broken comp I've ever played against, but my mate decided to pick the champ that were countered by their champ.
So it was : (my side/their side)
Lee / Darius top
Rengar / Kha'Zix
Xerath / Zed
Tristana / Caitlyn (I was trist, and cait may be not played anymore in LCS she's still one of the storngest laner with draven)
Braum / Morgana
And our mid picked Xerath AFTER they picked Zed and Kha'Zix, then he blames me for the loss.
DUDE WTF CAN YOU USE YOUR BRAIN ONE FUCKING TIME INSTEAD OF RANDOMLY CLICKING ON YOUR SCREEN ? YOU PICK THE WORST FUCKING CHAMP VS THEIR COMP AND THEN BLAME YOUR MATES ?
We should have camped our fountain and waited for them to kill the nexus
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How can a caitlyn janna lane have 40 cs at 10 minutes? They didn't even get ganked or killed.
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Just can't win a game here. Every game, win lane, every other lane loses and jungle loses. Two games in a row now I do the most damage as support. Lost 5 straight. Just ridiculous the luck I'm getting.
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Another game, another lane won, another loss doing most damage on team as support.
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Guys, if you just played with a terribad duoq and you got matched with them again, dodge. Don't wait until one of them picks Akali into Darius, and definetly don't wait the other one playing Xerath, who can't even ult bot lane when his mid roams there and people are 10% hp.
Shoutout to WW who pressed R once, and even that he managed to waste it on a Sivir E.
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GrandInquisitor
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15/3 as Fizz but 0/9/4 Poppy jungle ...
How you have 12.5% kill participation as a jungler and 25% deaths, I don't even want to know.
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PSA: If you want a trade in a soloqueue game, ask in the following format:
"Can you pick x for me, i would like y or z"
"Can i pick for someone, i would like to play x, y or z".
Do NOT use any of the following:
"Pick x for me please"
"Can i pick for someone?"
Those always end in you telling the other person what you want 3 seconds before the timer runs out, and when they don't have it it doesn't end well. Trades only work if you clear up the whole trade before picking the first champion. Otherwise it doesn't end well.
To explain further: A guy asks "can i pick for anyone". I say "You can pick nami for me i guess, what do you want, i don't have all champions". Picks nami, doesn't say a word. 25 seconds before MY timer, which is 2 timers later, runs out, he tells me "Pick me Vi" I don't have vi. I say so. He does not say anything. I keep asking "What do you want" No answer. 2 seconds before the timer comes up "Mao" i don't have him either, so i am forced to pick some random shit and the guy gets angry. In the future, i will just never answer when anyone asks about trades. Apparently you can only do that when you really have every single champion, which i have no idea how people manage that. I play a lot, and have a lot of champions for the roles i play, but i am still missing a lot of other champions. Do some people just spend 100s of bucks on champions just for trading? Or do people really play every champion in the game?
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Nope that shit happens all the time, frustrating as hell. Even worse is this one:
60s on timer
Me: you want jung or support?
No answer
30s
Me: jungle or support?
I hover over nami
3s on timer
He locks in leona
I franticly scramble to pick a jungle, default to lee and feed all game
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I refuse to pick for someone else or do trades in soloQ for the very reasons mentioned here. Its just not worth the headache.
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So, Essence Reaver is still shit, right? Because i had 2 adcs buying one in my last few games. Both were horribly bad and got shat on, but still, i doubt that there are people in dia who don't even know which items to build.
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I believe it just got buffed, didn't it?
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Have a duo where one guy is D2 and the other P2. The D2 first picks Rammus for the P2. We kill one of them in an invade and their ADC doesn't connect for like 4 minutes. It takes our Rammus 10 minutes to hit level 6. I mean...
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"Thresh I report you too for duo, duo always lose the games."
Best reason I was ever given for a report... (albeit the english was way worse)
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I have a friend who is bronze 4 and a friend who is bronze 3 who are roommates, and this is what I have learned from playing with them.
a)Bruisers are actual gods in Bronze, and you scale indefinitely into late game, because there are two types of adcs in bronze, Melee form activate adc and fire one shot then run adc, there is no counter to bruiser.
b)people always say bronze cs for shit so you can get way ahead in items, this is true, however, a lot of games become 6 item vs. 6 item reguardless because it is near impossible to get bronzies to not be afraid of attacking inhibitor towers even if you are on skype with them
c)wraiths at 40 min is a good source of income, especially when the other 4 players on your team are grouped.
d)just because a bronze player buys a sightstone 1st or 2nd does not mean they will place any wards
e)"getting carried is not an option if I get crushed in lane, I must split push until I am strong enough."
He's an old friend I used to play warcraft with that I found out played about a month ago, I went into the experence thinking I could teach them the game, I mean if they pick up 1 or 2 things I tell them they have to be able to win bronze games, right? the other thing I thought was hey this will help me to win in solo q, because I'll have to learn how to play around really bad team mates and 1v5 every game.
The experience was humbling to say the least it turns out bronze players are really stubborn and I was not able to get much to stick. And I really learned what my best positions were, I was able to carry ~50% with mid and support and mabye even as low as 25% when Jungling when playing on my main account a lot lower than I had hoped. Eventually I gave up the ghost and made a lvl1 account to play with them (or 3 or w/e it is to play) after which we won something like 15 straight before our first loss.
Anyway the experiment ended this weekend after my friend afk'd out of like the 3rd or 4th game in the last week where I was on track to carry but he just didn't want to play anymore because he was feeding. I had been telling him it's not cool and that I was going to report him for it every time to try to break the attitude but this time he just hung up on me and that was pretty much the last straw, it's pretty rude to afk out on your friends and make them play a 4v5, but it's another thing to also hang up on them. More than anything else just how little progress he made over what had to be like 50-75 games I'm just a terrible teacher of the game I guess, although it's pretty hard for me to teach in game anything other than adc when I'm supporting, I did help his roommate get his first penta kill as support, probly the highlight of the experience.
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