Ok so apparently picking Vayne top is a valid reason to get reported. And telling your mates that they're the ones that failed, because as the first pick, you get Vayne and explicitely say "TOP", but your mates still pick Garen (intented to go top) and Poppy fucking support, ignoring you, then blame you for failing their lanes.
Sure, I died only 2 times out of 26 death for our team (2 times in our base as they were getting our nexus). Their mid was 10-1 and their adc 11-2, but it's my fault, sure.

If you can't read, are fucking unskilled, and are a worthless fucking retarded piece of shit, you shouldn't be playing this game or be allowed to talk.

I swear, all my games from the past 2-3 days I've been matched with the most unskilled players I've ever been with. Everytime, I have the least amount of death. Everytime, I do most of the damage. Everytime, their build are WORSE THAN RECOMMENDED BUILD.

To sum up :
Game 1 : I'm Vayne top, ending up 1/2/2, rest of team, TF 1/8/2, Hecarim 1/6/1, Garen 1/6/4, Poppy 3/4/1. TF with the Sheen into NLR, legit as fuck.
Game 2 : I'm Lulu top, ending up 2/7/4, rest of team, Ali 2/11/4 (their blitz sup was 12/2/11), Ez BT rush into Triforce 6/4/9, Vi flaming and blaming everyone, building Ancient Golem 1st (rofl), 3/10/2, Lux 5/13/5. Once lanephase was over I was 1/1, but their mid/jungle/adc/support were fed as fuck.
Game 3 : Our Trist got fed, snowballed, we won.
Game 4 : I'm Jinx adc, ending up 6/8/5, rest of team, Thresh 1/11/12, Noc taking all buffs for feral flare 3/7/1, Jayce IE rush 6/7/2, Ahri Athene rush "need mana regen and cd reduc" 4/8/5. WE HAD PLENTY OF CC AND NOBODY WAS ABLE TO LAND A SINGLE ONE ON THEIR OVERFED KATARINA OMFG
Game 5 : I'm Lulu top, ending up 15/9/21, rest of team, Thresh 0/16/21, WW 9/11/19, Katarina shunpo=>ult=>instant zhonya after 1 tick 11/15/19, Sivir 9/14/18. Their Blitz went tanky (banshee/warmog/iceborn gauntlet) ap (dfg/rabaddon). I was solokilling their 33/8 Vayne, doing anything I could to keep my team alive, but nope, better suicide and not be able to use our spells properly lel.
Game 6 : I'm Lulu top, ending up 4/4/8, taking a huge dump on Nasus, rest of team, Vi 11/5/8, Ahri 3/11/12, Blitz 4/7/12, Lucian 11/8/11. Nasus was left afk farming and I was forced to choose between : trying to stop Nasus from pushing but my team would lose 4v3 (technically 4v4 but their Varus was irrelevant as he got detsroyed and was 2 items behind), or join team to try to win teamfight (we would lose them anyway as they were REALLY EXTREMELY FUCKING BAD) but lose turrets/inhibs on the lane where Nasus was
Game 7 : I was Darius top, our Kog got overfed and snowballed
Game 8 : I'm Trist adc, ending up 3/3/1, rest of team Lee top getting detsroyed by Darius but still rushing hydra 1/8/1, Rengar 0/5/2, Braum 2/5/4, Xerath 2/7/3. Their Zed mid was 11/1/4 and Darius 10/1/2.
Game 9 : I'm full stuffed Tristana (even with Zephyr instead of boots yeah, 500 ad base dmg), we lost because our raging Lee kept sending their tanks/cc dealers on me with his ult, so I was forced to run back and kite (for ex. in last teamfight, he kicks ulting wukong on me, by the time I took care of him they all got killed by their full stuff Ziggs and full shitstuffed Lucian, because ofc they kept staying clumped and in Lucian's range), or get pilled on.
Game 10 : Forgot that I was making this post, closed launcher because they were doing emergency restart, so I have no mean to have informations :|

ffs

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

August 22 2014 02:54 GMT

#11643

I find it funny how people thinks its amusing to trash talk a lane that you are already suppose to win (Ryze vs. Jax) while having their jungler and mid lane dive top twice before lvl7.

"LOL SALTY"
"GET SHAT ON HAHA"
"GRATS ON PROMOS"

I guess you have to do whatever it takes to inflate your ego and make yourself feel better putting others down

Scorcher2k

United States802 Posts

August 22 2014 03:31 GMT

#11644

I think I'm ready to quit this game or at least not play ranked anymore. I don't understand how to win with the fuckheads that I'm getting at this elo and if they are on the other team then the game isn't even fun. I've been winning lane by a large margin 90% of the time while the other lanes either lose horribly or mid game hits and they just have no fucking clue how to play the game from there.

I've been in this spot with my duo partner for a couple weeks now where we just don't know what to do to control these games. Mute them, ping them, be constructive, carry and roam as hard as possible... Nothing fucking works when you get these god damned asshats in the game.

To top it all off, the more I read posts here and on reddit, the more I question if there is any sense in even trying to raise my elo. It seems like it is just as bad no matter where you are. I don't even care about what I'm ranked. I just want good games.

miicah

Australia2470 Posts

August 22 2014 08:21 GMT

#11645

Fuckin little rat cunt lost me my series

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

August 22 2014 08:28 GMT

#11646

Sorry miicah but that is pretty hilarious

Usagi

Spain1647 Posts

August 22 2014 10:11 GMT

#11647

So nidalee first thing say "wtf ad is recomended now?"
I knew it was going to bed bad but not bad as 0-3 minute 5 and then Bye, ragequit.... and the guy was playing promos...

Gahlo

United States35160 Posts

August 22 2014 10:15 GMT

#11648

Had a game last night, duoing with my friend on his last game for this gold promo. The game got out of hand pretty early because bot lane fed like hell. Right before the game ended, LeBlanc on the other team "Karma(who my friend was playing mid), teach me how to get into gold."

What a fucking asshat.

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

August 22 2014 11:16 GMT

#11649

Lost 6 games in a row now. How the fuck are you supposed to win when top feeds 3 kills by 5 mins, mid 2 kills. So fucking stupid.

7 fucking losses in a row. The fuckign nid jungle somehow got 4 kills by 10 minutes. How the fuck does that even happen. From diamond promos straight into plat II. What the fuck is this shit.

How the hell does an eve jungle get outjungled so fucking hard.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

August 22 2014 11:28 GMT

#11650

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Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

August 22 2014 11:42 GMT

#11651

I was already writing about this dude here, but then i thought fuck it, just que again and win some points. He played Tresh, pinged like a kazillion times that i should lanterngank botlane, and stupid as i was i did what he wanted, enemy botlane was like 200 yards from him when i arrived at the purple brush, he just threw the lantern at me, and then stood there waiting for me to close the remaining 100 yards, i tried it twice, and both times he refused to even try the hook, or wait for a good moment for the lantern.

Rest of the game he just ping spammed so much i had to take my headphones off.

And the reason why i wrote this again. Douchebag is in my game next time too, goes 0/9 from toplane, builds full AP singed against full AD comp. Fuck you, fuck you so much.

Usagi

Spain1647 Posts

August 22 2014 11:48 GMT

#11652

I only win in blue side today, pleeeeaze I want som purple side wins... need to get LP!

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

August 22 2014 12:27 GMT

#11653

8 fucking losses in a row.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

August 22 2014 13:48 GMT

#11654

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Sakray

France2198 Posts

August 22 2014 23:13 GMT

#11655

I should stop playing toplane and midlane as it's impossible to carry plat motherfuckers at this level.
Last game, I'm Zed mid, most dmg, their Lulu single handedly carried the game by spamming keys on their graves. I did most dmg of my team, our Twitch right behind me for he trolled for the last 10min (suiciding by running into Morgana/Ryze/Udyr cc, being invis at everyfight but never fighting, etc), but when I play adc I just hard carry every game.

It's sad to have only 2 options :
- stick to 1 role and 3 champ to get LP
- try to play the 2-3 champs you're comfortable with in every lane but lose every game where you're not adc = constantly losing LP to end up being demoted.

Fuck.

Volband

Hungary6034 Posts

August 23 2014 03:59 GMT

#11656

Wow, I spectated a friends game (silver) and there was this darius top who went vs Akali, and he had less than 1cs/minute. The Lee Sin on the same team seemed to always wanted to get caught by akali, so he can "show off" with his ward jump and kicking away skills, but he always died.
Not my qq, but how the fuck you make less than 1cs/minute and not being afk? He even had a hydra...

Gahlo

United States35160 Posts

August 23 2014 06:25 GMT

#11657

Playing J4, doin my thing, getting all the lanes rolling.... but it didn't fucking matter because the 1 nice push we had going, the fucking Malphite didn't TP so both our side inhibitors got crushed because of splitpushing WW and Yi. Fast foward to 20 minutes of base defense and a loss. Postgame, enemy mid ways WW was bitching all game. Why can't the enemy team ever get a ragey asshole that feeds and goes full yolo or AFKs? Bias my ass, this shit is fucking dumb.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

August 23 2014 07:32 GMT

#11658

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Usagi

Spain1647 Posts

August 23 2014 08:12 GMT

#11659

I have been playing this last couple of days with some bronze and low silver friends... I know now how my higher ranked buddies felt about me 2 years ago -_-

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

August 23 2014 08:22 GMT

#11660

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