EPT"Lol noob, can't you see I'm farming?" - I didn't get mad, I found it quite amusing. It felt like tripping.
Anyway, just a random rant.
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Volband
Hungary6034 Posts
"Lol noob, can't you see I'm farming?" - I didn't get mad, I found it quite amusing. It felt like tripping. Anyway, just a random rant. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
1- don't pick Hecarim when your team doesn't have good laners, I guess. Fiora gets an early advantage against Jayce but then doesn't do shit. 2- we have Morgana, they have Lucian and Leona. Better pick Vayne, get shat on, require tons of attention and still get Lucian and TF fed. Next game we end up with Quinn bot, Rengar top, Mordekaiser first pick mid. They have Kassadin, WW top and Udyr. Bot get dunked by themselves, Morde doesn't ward and doesn't understand when he feeds Kass as Udyr camps, and Rengar... Rengar goes into a bush before minions spawn and auto WW. Doesn't use his passive, doesn't pop a pot, just ignite him and lose (he would have won the fight if he popped a pot or used his passive to dodge just one auto). When he gets to lane, he pushes WW until he's way past river right in time for the predictable level 3 gank. The gank is predictable, Udyr being faster than Vi is predictable (even then he was only ~2s faster than me, how bad at jungling was that guy? Oo), this pile of shit still does it and dies. He keeps feeding throughout the game (he played around high silver level? Maybe? And claimed to legitimately be plat) and used the excuse that he knew we'd lost when our first pick was Mordekaiser to justify his feeding. Well, here it is. I worked hard to get back to Gold I where I can hold my own, but shitters like this 3 games in a row, one more and I'm demoted back to where I'll have to pray this shit doesn't happen again for ~8 games so I can go back up. Aaaaand Irelia's E is the new runeprison. So much fucking shit with it, it may as well be melee range with its fucking awful animation and all the ways to make it fizzle. Next game, champ select chat: Twiwi: mid or feed ohlongDJohnson: jayce or feed Twiwi: wanna be'sª MaFySkill: im top [picks Karthus] ohlongDJohnson: k adc jayce MaFySkill: i go offtank MaFySkill: jayce adc srsly? MaFySkill: wtf Sacks of week-end shit. Go fuck yourselves, what's that need to waste people's time in going in ranked games? THIS. FUCKING. PIECE OF SHIT. LAST PICKED GP THEN TRADED IT WITH YASUO. So now Yasuo support and GP mid or something? And it's a Silver I GP Mid + Yasuo Plat III duo. Fucking sacks of trash. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35131 Posts
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Gorsameth
Netherlands21630 Posts
About to drop 3 leagues from gold 2 to gold 5 because of this shit. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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miicah
Australia2470 Posts
Also I'm pretty sick of going 2-2 every time I play, just giv winning record riot pls | ||
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Volband
Hungary6034 Posts
I'm not complaining, because my win rate vs Vaynes is around 85-90%, they are fucking useless in the enemy team too, so I welcome the free lp, but it still annoys me. Oooh look, you are already 30 cs behind, standing under your turret with half hp, while I literally walk up to you, use my abilities on you, eat a tower shot then walk out, because you are a worthless piece of shit and you cant do anything, and even your support is doomed with you. Edit: and how the fuck can you instalock that crap, at least have the decency to ask your team, or at least your support: "hey, do you mind if I pick the most shitty champion in League? 3 months ago I had a quadra kill with her, and I did lots of damages, and I saw it on stream too, so this might be my time. Probably not, and my only contribution to bot lane will be when I Q to help you after you are 1v2ing them for 3 minutes, but I will be creepblocked so I might not be able to shoot my Q off. But don't worry, after 6 I will suck myself, cuz even though I'll be 110% dead cause even Sion's ultimate is more useful in a 2v2 allin situation, but I look fucking cool with that crossbow. Please?". | ||
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miicah
Australia2470 Posts
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
On June 30 2014 06:00 krndandaman wrote: it's my friend's irl friends. it's only 2 guys though but damn. they cry when kayle isn't banned and pretty much bullies first pick to take kayle even though no one wants to play him. we're in fucking silver 1 and he's worrying about "OP" picks. then keeps aggressively saying "REALLY?" when I just decide to jungle kayle when jungle kayle is completely a legit thing. we lose vs a team with jungle teemo yet he's still bitching about picks. that friend's friend sounds pretty awful lol but i have to ask, how did you guys lose to jungle teemo? i barely even see how jungle teemo works | ||
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M2
Bulgaria4115 Posts
On June 30 2014 06:29 Volband wrote: Vayne is the worst champion in the league. I rather support an Urgot. I rather have double jungle and me alone at bot, than watching that doublelift wannabe moron do absolutely nothing. 00000000000. 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000. I'm not complaining, because my win rate vs Vaynes is around 85-90%, they are fucking useless in the enemy team too, so I welcome the free lp, but it still annoys me. Oooh look, you are already 30 cs behind, standing under your turret with half hp, while I literally walk up to you, use my abilities on you, eat a tower shot then walk out, because you are a worthless piece of shit and you cant do anything, and even your support is doomed with you. Edit: and how the fuck can you instalock that crap, at least have the decency to ask your team, or at least your support: "hey, do you mind if I pick the most shitty champion in League? 3 months ago I had a quadra kill with her, and I did lots of damages, and I saw it on stream too, so this might be my time. Probably not, and my only contribution to bot lane will be when I Q to help you after you are 1v2ing them for 3 minutes, but I will be creepblocked so I might not be able to shoot my Q off. But don't worry, after 6 I will suck myself, cuz even though I'll be 110% dead cause even Sion's ultimate is more useful in a 2v2 allin situation, but I look fucking cool with that crossbow. Please?". I think Vayne is a top lane pick now, not regular, but it works in specific team compositions. I play supports often and I am most scared when I see vayne though xD. At least Urgot is funny somehow:-)))))))) | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Gahlo
United States35131 Posts
Game 1: SKT Jax feeds hardcore to the score of 1/12/4. I swear every SKT skin user I've seen has been fucking awful. Game 2: Irelia dies to top Maokai at lvl1 and afks. Mid Yasuo that cried he was going to feed when opposing team locks in Kayle shits the bed hard, 3.5v5. Never getting out of Bronze 2. In the last 2 games I'm 4:1 outside of a series and only 1:6 in them. Something about series play brings out the retards on my teams. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
Do enough damage to Panth at level 3 that all Ghandi has to do is hit a q or walk in from the side (not the back). Missed q. Zzzz. + Show Spoiler + </3 | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
HERP DERP FLASH DOWN GUYS FLASH DOWN | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
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padfoota
Taiwan1571 Posts
It just released on my server and I decided to try it out...got really really odd champions as teammates (wukong support, nidalee support, darius top etc)...decided to go tristana ad carry just in case Ill need to 1v5 or something (i have 80+% winrate on her) All bronze. Im diamond. Yesterday all the blindpicks I played consisted of players at least diamond 3 and many dia 1 - challenger. I went in and our mid yasuo looked like he had no armor/mr runes either. Opponent had Lee Morgana Kat Kennen Vayne..But their vayne DCed right at start. We have nidalee support, yasuo mid darius top lee sin jungle Except our lee sin had zero idea how to jungle, how to buy lee sin items, how to use his skills. Thats ok. Darius seemed to know what hes doing. Yasuo was dying non stop to lee sin kat..ok I start split pushing. I figure they have no ADC and no wave clear. I tell my team to start split pushing. THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THAT CONCEPT WITHOUT PLAYING TRYND. Nidalee kept calling to teamfight because (they are a man down). Kills were fucking doubled for opponents at this point already. I told yasuo to just go split top. He doesnt get it. They keep teamfighting and losing and thinking "Oh its 5v4 we should win" when Lee sin is feeding, which makes him on the other team. If Vayne was here it wouldve been 4v6. Im only one item in as trist no way in fuck am I gonna trust my team to peel for me vs kat and lee. I took both bottom towers, both top towers, mid tower, bottom inhib and mid tower, soloed the only dragon kill the entire game. After downing bot inhib with IE and Botrk and opponent failing to kill me with the "waves" they sent me they just flat surrendered. My teammates didnt understand what happened or how they won. What the fuck this is bronze What the fuck why is captains mode on a seperate MMR what the fuck at least make it the same as blind pick No one at a semi decent level would want to touch that shit. | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4122 Posts
Apparently this is a signal for my team to all dive on the Zac, who just ults and lets the enemy Yasuo get a 4 man ult off. What the fuck am I supposed to do vs that. Seriously. Oh and last game I was playing Trist adc, the enemy jungle Eve ganks bot 4 times pre6 without getting a kill, then I look at the scoreboard and she's 10 cs ahead of our jungler who also doesn't have any kills or assists. How does that even happen. Our jungler ends up 1/11/3 and our mid 1/9/4, and while I did get a couple kills and kept up in farm reasonably well considering that I couldn't really farm early because of the ganks I couldn't carry vs a 10 kill Katarina and a 10 kill Eve. | ||
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