Shoutout to the douche who decided to go AFK because Annie complained he didn't say SS to Irelia (who didn't even kill Annie) and proceeded to fuck over the rest of the team and resulting in us losing.

Once he was bored of being AFK he decided to suicide a few times.
Spent the game demanding Annie apologise for complaining, and refused to apologise to the other 3 members of the team he was screwing over.

Would have been a ridiculously easy win if he'd played. Wasted his own time as well, like a complete moronic douche.

Fusilero

United Kingdom50293 Posts

July 01 2014 21:48 GMT

#11363

Dear diary: today akali and renekton decided to swap lanes giving us akali vs tryn top and renekton vs morde mid. We lost top and mid inhib turrets at 14 minutes and mid inhib at 15 while bot turret was still up.

Is this what it's like to be rekkles/lomostar when fnatic are sucking?

Sakray

France2198 Posts

July 01 2014 23:28 GMT

#11364

Blitz is a fucking cancer champ

iremnant3847

Taiwan269 Posts

July 02 2014 02:05 GMT

#11365

On July 02 2014 08:28 Sakray wrote:
Blitz is a fucking cancer champ

Especially when the player pulls in the worst champs possible, like Amumu or Singed. Oh, the terror T^T

Volband

Hungary6034 Posts

July 02 2014 10:59 GMT

#11366

Our mid laner duoing with a gold 2. He picks singed. His first ranked singed game. Goes 21-9 masteries vs Trynd. Goes Tear first vs Trynd. Follows up with Catalysts. Ends the game with 0/14.

Lolnexus is toxic? This fucking duoqing is toxic. Feeding is one thing, happens, especially in snowbally top lane, but when you bring your gold 2 friend who has 0 game sense. Yes. Great. The game took 40mins nonetheless.

GhandiEAGLE

United States20754 Posts

July 02 2014 21:12 GMT

#11367

I hate posting here but damn. Promo games: 17-6, 17-9, 14-8.

I lost.

Fucking hell.

Usagi

Spain1647 Posts

July 02 2014 22:22 GMT

#11368

On July 03 2014 06:12 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I hate posting here but damn. Promo games: 17-6, 17-9, 14-8.

I lost.

Fucking hell.

I feel with you, lost 5 promos in a row... Ill never make it to silver 1 xD

TyrantPotato

Australia1541 Posts

July 03 2014 03:21 GMT

#11369

lost first game of promos out of bronze, 1 delibrate troll, 3 raging sexists hounding this apparent "girl gamer".

-.-

Edit: promos lost, won second game because otherside had a troll who just ran around taking peoples lane farm. Lost third game from the exact same person who trolled two of my previous promo games decided to feed, wait no decided to "1v3 them in their jungle like a man" and I just dodged my 4th game because everyone wanted mid and no on would compromise so the team had a joke of a team comp (i was last pick was willing to fill)

On the plus side i leave promos with 86 LP, so 1 win and i can get back into them.

Anakko

France1934 Posts

July 03 2014 03:49 GMT

#11370

Stopped playing ranked for a bit after a few losses in a row, went to play normals. Over a couple weeks, get like 70% wins and start to feel better about the game, decide to get back to ranked after a nice win streak. Lose 4 in a row in the most toxic ridiculous way imaginable. Get demoted to silver 3.

Fuck this game.

edit: So after posting this, I go back and play one more game for the day, a normal this time (lost enough points for today). Here's what happens

This never happens in ranked, I'm so fucking sad right now

TyrantPotato

Australia1541 Posts

July 03 2014 13:10 GMT

#11371

Got back to promos, and instant gg, someone leaves at level one never comes back, bot lane duo quo leaves for 10 minutes 2v5.....

#promoluck

Edit: second game of promos. Robbed.

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Bot lane was duo queing and were the same people who dc'd for 10 minutes my last game and they just went as a pair everywhere ignoring team. I dont think there was a single teamfight 5v5 that entire game. I did learn however, im confident in playing nidalee into riven, with fast enough reactions the match up is quite fun. Managed some fluke ass R > pounce away from rivens flash stun.

Fildun

Netherlands4122 Posts

July 03 2014 18:16 GMT

#11372

Go deathless, still lose. Truly elo hell.

aurawashere

Canada454 Posts

July 03 2014 22:04 GMT

#11373

were you afk in base?

Fildun

Netherlands4122 Posts

July 03 2014 22:20 GMT

#11374

On July 04 2014 07:04 aurawashere wrote:
were you afk in base?

.
Heh, no. I ended 5/0/8, you can see the game on lolking if you wish, IGN: WheelKing

Sakray

France2198 Posts

July 03 2014 22:34 GMT

#11375

I stopped ranked 2 weeks ago coz I've been tired of losing after constantly destroying botlane. I start losing LP so I play 1 ranked.

Mid Fizz got buttfucked by Mid Zed and Jungle Lee (like he had 44 cs to Zed's 100 at 11min).
Bot Morgana/Cait kept giving Enemy Vayne double kills. If Jungle Skarner tries to help, it's triple kill for Vayne.

And meanwhile in toplane, I smashed a Vlad with my Ryze. Buut since I was roaming alot to help team and get free kils, and he was afk brain farm yolomode in toplane, he got my 2 turrets.

I'm so tired of this right now.

Which champs are basically free elo if you're skilled enough ?

Volband

Hungary6034 Posts

July 03 2014 23:51 GMT

#11376

On July 03 2014 22:10 TyrantPotato wrote:
Got back to promos, and instant gg, someone leaves at level one never comes back, bot lane duo quo leaves for 10 minutes 2v5.....

#promoluck

Edit: second game of promos. Robbed.

+ Show Spoiler +

3-5-4 LB with meijai and a Leona with rod. I wish I could read minds!

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

July 05 2014 09:31 GMT

#11377

Fuck eve. I killed the jax 1v1, and then ignite smite eve comes to my lane right before lee, and finishes me off. I'm still in great shape, lane is pushing towards me, so I freeze and make him lose as much as possible. Eve is just sitting in the close bush waiting for it to push out again. I make it out, but have to base. I come back, and jax starts playing strangely. I wait for the wave to push near my turret before even taking a creep and EVE IS STILL FUCKING THERE. First blood into repeated camping until I lose my turret, and even then I'm up 40 cs. That's still not enough though, I'm sitting farming my inner turret, walk out and eve is in the bush right outside fucking doubles.

And then I run into a D1/challenger smurf who I know the main of. Fun times.

Finally, rengar. This champion is stupid as fuck. No fucking reason why he should be able to oneshot people from stealth without warning. Whoever decided sticking 2x autoattack reset skills onto the champ is retarded.

Maluk

France987 Posts

July 05 2014 13:54 GMT

#11378

I tried to go jungle in a ranked game for the first time after a long while and it reminded me why I decided not to go jungle any more. All lanes feeding (best score after laning phase 1/4 for out roplaner). Bot lane was giving a kill per minute to the enemy Caitlyn. So that is 11/0 Caitlyn at 11 minutes. Don't know how I even managed to shut her down.

And it's not even like I got "outjunled" by the enemy jungler. The laners fed without jungler intervention and got their kills exclusively when I was ganking.

Lesson learned : I need to be on a lane to make sure that at least one of three lanes doesn't utterly feed. I'm going back to "anything but jungle" lol.

nafta

Bulgaria18893 Posts

July 05 2014 15:07 GMT

#11379

Every time I read a comment about how diamond is really nice and nobody trolls I wish there were replays to just link my match history.Every game there is someone who feeds on purpose,runs around without using abilities,afks or multiple lanes go 0/10.There has literally been not a single balanced game in my last 30+.Don't even care if I lose just want to play a game with actual human beings and not what I see in my games.

[DUF]MethodMan

Germany1716 Posts

July 05 2014 18:51 GMT

#11380

Today, Riot decided to not have me win a single game. Exclusively on my teams people dc, bug splat, etc. What have I done?