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Simberto
Germany11623 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
"I hope my lags stop fucking rito op euw gg" "Played 3v3 it was unplayable" Me: "So you came into ranked to fuck up our day instead of waiting+checking it stopped?" "Yeah IDC" - Well go fuck yourself. | ||
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TyrantPotato
Australia1541 Posts
Then reality came crashing back down. Playing as support morg. Things going good my vayne in lane is trading when i land a Q and lane is going our way. Yi comes to gank us, manage to Q ignite him under turret we get a kill we back we buy. Vaynes first buy, Tier 2 boots. well...rip. We get back to lane and who would have guessed she tried to go trade with the lucian not once, not twice but three times in a row losing every time and decides to stay in lane with 5% hp.....dont need to go on, safe to assume what happened. At this stage i mute vayne before i say something i might regret and i tell the jungler to try snowball other side of map.....little did i relise that around 10 minutes later we would see a sejuani rushing thornmail against a kassadin jax team. Gave up, avoided being toxic and just worked on landing Q's and warding what i could, loss came soon enough. | ||
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miicah
Australia2470 Posts
On June 19 2014 09:50 miicah wrote: Two thrown games last night. We stood around baron for one minute, with Pantheon telling us that we shouldn't do it. "You don't do baron when you are ahead" Then Riven tried to bush bait 1v5 and we lost baron anyway. Fucking new match history  ![[image loading]](http://puu.sh/9DuGl/d0be25edf9.png) | ||
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/MfwG686.jpg) One motherfucking picture is worth 1000 motherfucking words. Son of a bitch had 6 moboes at one time of the game. He used culling and couldn't deal jinx 300 dmg. | ||
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
Thankfully he was on the enemy team...but i guess this is a "joke" or something | ||
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Simberto
Germany11623 Posts
On June 22 2014 17:44 scrubtastic wrote: Huh. I also had a Lucian buy 6 mobo boots after getting dumpstered. He made a crack about how black men aren't supposed to lose races after he was chased down and killed Thankfully he was on the enemy team...but i guess this is a "joke" or something Oh, what a crafty joke indeed. Seriously, this Lucian situation very clearly shows just how racist the average LoL player is. Lucian isn't a guy with guns, or a guy who lost his wife, or anything else. No, he is THE BLACK GUY. He doesn't have any other defining characteristics apparently. And of course this means that you gotta pull out all the racists "jokes" you can think of, because obviously it is ok as long as it is a "joke". I must say that i am seriously disgusted by this reaction. Can't a guy have dark skin without that being the single defining factor of his existence? | ||
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padfoota
Taiwan1571 Posts
Im getting 3-4 diamonds as opponents while unranked-silver-gold as teammates. Say what you want about "practice" but this shit is fucking terrible | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
- have a kiddo Ezreal afking in lane - have him rush bot when they're going to nashor so we can't contest - have him afk when we fight at the inhibitor, watching us lose the fight and 3 of them have 50 HP as he sits between the nexus towers Little piece of shit. Got to dodge. Between the guy who was adamant about playing GP top during the last 3 lobbies (dodges everywhere) despite having barely played him (it's not like I'd mind somebody padding his stats with a champ, but ffs, you've got less than 10 games per season played as GP and we all know how shitters like you perform, I could smell the brawler's gloves start from miles away), the guy who wants to go Varus mid, and the last shitter who didn't read the chat at all and picked Ziggs (and you didn't look at the portraits either, dumbass?), we had a marvelous team of 2 marksmen, Ziggs, shitter GP, against an Orianna+Shyvana+Amumu+Morgana comp. Yeah. Would totally have a chance. Week-end dumbasses galore. | ||
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
On June 22 2014 18:57 Simberto wrote: Oh, what a crafty joke indeed. Seriously, this Lucian situation very clearly shows just how racist the average LoL player is. Lucian isn't a guy with guns, or a guy who lost his wife, or anything else. No, he is THE BLACK GUY. He doesn't have any other defining characteristics apparently. And of course this means that you gotta pull out all the racists "jokes" you can think of, because obviously it is ok as long as it is a "joke". I must say that i am seriously disgusted by this reaction. Can't a guy have dark skin without that being the single defining factor of his existence? That guy knows how to joke. Ours was just like "I'm feeding because you ks me". | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
I eat a Kass mid to the face and the idiot I let go jungle picks Amumu versus Lee Sin and Kass and doesn't take Smite. Fucking... geez. | ||
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Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
"J4 you lost this with no ganks" | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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TyrantPotato
Australia1541 Posts
"WTF NO TANK WOW DEADFUCKS" i say im fine with the team at low elo not having a tank isnt gonna be the end of the world. "na ill think ill feed" We will see if this is a loss from the start or if we get a proper game going -.-. | ||
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Volband
Hungary6034 Posts
On June 24 2014 07:02 Fusilero wrote: 3/12/5 yasuo gets solo killed like 5 by lux "J4 you lost this with no ganks" The only reason yasuo is on my ban list. I won two games today solely because the enemy had yasuo. He's been out for half a year, you'd think people had learned to either play with him, or realize it's not their champ. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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M2
Bulgaria4131 Posts
On June 25 2014 05:35 Volband wrote: The only reason yasuo is on my ban list. I won two games today solely because the enemy had yasuo. He's been out for half a year, you'd think people had learned to either play with him, or realize it's not their champ. Yeah, Yasuo is a must ban. Platinum/Diamond so he doesnt wreck you, pre-platinum so he is not in your team. Yasuo is one of those retard magnets champs pre-platinum, no idea why. | ||
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
lost 3, one throw and one with a boosted toplaner game 3: nasus/WW duo. lucian and I wreck botlane, my nidalee wrecks midlane. nasus feeds enemy kayle despite getting lots of WW attention but is doing OK in getting stacks i guess we're winning pretty hard. we get a somewhat bad teamfight but still win with nasus still standing and a wave pushed up towards mid inhib turret nasus doesn't push. he goes to toplane to farm q stacks. lucian rages a little game goes longer. most of us have between 4-5 items, enemy team still behind. we get another teamfight, we ace, nasus/WW still standing, wave pushed up against mid inhib turret again. nasus/WW *both* go farming. nasus claims he wants more stacks lucian says "fuck this" and ragequits. we lose the ensuing 4v5 => gg. what a waste of 45 mins | ||
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breezer080
Belgium2 Posts
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nafta
Bulgaria18893 Posts
On June 27 2014 17:50 M2 wrote: Yeah, Yasuo is a must ban. Platinum/Diamond so he doesnt wreck you, pre-platinum so he is not in your team. Yasuo is one of those retard magnets champs pre-platinum, no idea why. Don't worry it doesnt change no matter where you are.I havent wanted to vomit irl after a game recently until this shit happened.So sad that I got 100 average ping with spikes since the move to amsterdam was ~40 before .+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Fe3Pq75.jpg) | ||
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