fuck duo queue botlanes

fuck them hard

it's like either some low mmr dude gets carried by the high mmr dude and the low mmr dude feeds the enemy ADC
or both of them are bad at botlane and both of them feed the enemy ADC
or they pick gimmicky shit anyway and probably end up feeding the enemy ADC

why is this shit in ranked riot
why

*edit* also doesn't fucking help that i made the apparently poor decision of maining support and adc
guess i'll go practice my toplane tanks or some shit

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

June 08 2014 21:42 GMT

#11282

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Alaric

France45622 Posts

June 09 2014 01:53 GMT

#11283

Week-ends are still cancer.
I think I'm at 4 games with ragequits or afks till now. Last game featured 1 ragequit, his buddy going afk, and a kid going afk mid because he lost his lane to ganks after pushing and refusing to ward.
Also Nasus dying trying to tank 10+ creeps instead of letting them go to tower.

And the piece of shit Xin who dies to three consecutive ganks from Wukong... despite the lane being warded (by me too as the jungler) and me pinging Wukong mid going top, then in the river going top, then in the river brush ganking top. Goddamn fucktard Xin keeps committing on Irelia anyway, feeds Wukong. Wukong is trash, very ineffective ganks, but he gets fed off Xin being a retard and we lose teamfights. Zzz.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

June 09 2014 05:02 GMT

#11284

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Alaric

France45622 Posts

June 09 2014 20:32 GMT

#11285

Second time I trash Rengar in lane. I even force his ult routinely (as an escape) so he can't go and gank other lanes.
Second time it doesn't matter because out botlane (featuring a Cait like last time) trash itself and feeds.

It doesn't matter if Rengar's behind because he doesn't need gold to do his shit thing, meanwhile they also have rich as fuck full AP Sona who's killing squishies routinely and deals 3rd most damage of her team. Because Gold V Caitlyn in a high gold game thanks to his DuoQing fed them like hell.
Add TF to it, and the fed Corki, and I'd need 200 MR just to survive the AoE when I go in fights despite my early large lead.

The trash duoQ was of French kiddos this time, trying to trashtalk people in broken English in the post-game chat (obviously if Cait goes 0-4 in lane, is 30+ cs behind and lost her turret, despite me TPing there and Xin not being there often if at all, it's my and our mid's fault).

Next game:
AD Blitz mid after they pick TF.
Garen top after they pick Kayle.
Our duo is Plat IV Lucian and Silver III Leona, they put their shit tier guy as Udyr in the jungle afk farming so him being trash doesn't matter. He should check up on his gf though because guy lived under 100 HP and without his shield available 5+ times in the early game. Piece of trash luck-reliant little shit.

Next game;
Zed Lee Sin Nasus bans. THE FUCK? Yeah, go for it. Leave Braum, Kayle, Rengar, and the rest of the dumbfuck retarded idiot-proof shit available. We're totally gonna enjoy that fucking game. Thank you dumbass first pick.
Aaaaand these dumbasses pick Morgana and Vayne against Braum+Tristana already picked. Oh, yeah. 3 Silver I in the game too. Reports inc.
2 of them are shitter smurfs on the enemy team. I tooled all over Shyvana as Irelia of all champs, zoning her and getting a 40+ cs lead (79 to 38). However, Vayne was an utter piece of shit and threw multiple fights, including one that basically cancelled the inhib we just killed by overstaying, so Shyvana got some more minutes of afk farming to catch up, same with Tristana getting her levels up.
In the end I was diving Tristana and Lux and putting either of them at half-health before the piece of shit duo and Vi piled tons of cc on top of me so even with Randuin's, Locket, tenacity, Irelia's passive, and my ult I'd just die (because Trist's ult is fucking retarded to play against as a dps champ), then Shyvana and Braum were still alive despite Nocturne+Vayne+Morgana+Malzahar on their asses.
Piece of shit duoQ. Both. Lux was trash, didn't matter, lategame Tristana and RNG (twice she chased me, twice she hit 5+ crits over 7-8 attacks, with 50% only from items and masteries).

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

June 09 2014 21:46 GMT

#11286

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Amui

Canada10567 Posts

June 09 2014 23:07 GMT

#11287

I hate this game, and because of it, I tilt, and because I tilt, I lose, and because I lose, I hate this game.

All this fucking work just to get my stupid diamond border again.

Also stealth with the current vision mechanics is fucking retarded. 100g just to attempt a kill.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

June 09 2014 23:54 GMT

#11288

At least you're not making the yoyo between Gold III and II depending on wether you get a lucky streak or several shitters in a row to cost you 70+ LP and a demotion.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

June 10 2014 00:13 GMT

#11289

GP gives first blood to a lvl3 Kassadin, hows that supposed to work?

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

June 10 2014 01:53 GMT

#11290

I try to play ranked for the first time in a while. Average level of play for my division is so bad now. People don't group, or have any idea how to teamfight. On top of that:

Game 1: Have this weird lag half the time I throw a shuriken, which means it's hard for me to want to commit to a 1v1.
Game 2: I can't connect until I close the game out and retry.
Game 3: Game crashed temporarily, before everyone quit in load screen, and then it finally decided to load.

So server problems in 3 out of 3 games. THIS IS NOT FUN. Feels like every time I try to play, it's DDOSes, server issues, and just other crap I'd rather not deal with and just play another game instead.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

June 10 2014 23:10 GMT

#11291

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Maluk

France987 Posts

June 11 2014 11:16 GMT

#11292

So I just got reported for picking Jarvan support lol. My corki kept diving in and gave first blood, proceeded to utterly feed the lane, then put the blame on me : "This is why I need a real support." All I could do was watch him die over and over again (6 deaths within 10 minutes) as I was obviously not powerful enough to stop the fed lucian from going ham on him as he was jumping in. After the game I had a message telling me that I had been reported for negative attitude. I guess I'm going to get chat restricted in no time if I don't permapick Thresh. The fun is real.
Edit : and it wasn't even a ranked game.

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

June 11 2014 11:26 GMT

#11293

So EUW was down for a full day and ranked for a further what looks to be 15 hours.

40+ Hours unable to play this game because i don't want to play some pointless normal.

Great fucking service rito, after all the shit EUW goes through month after month you still manage to outdo yourselves.

IMoperator

4476 Posts

June 11 2014 11:51 GMT

#11294

How is it possible that I can have an account in diamond 3/2 elo (http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=snsd+mio) and at the same time be unable to get out of high plat/low diamond elo for hundreds of games on another account? (http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=watamote)

high plat/low diamond is truly elo hell. You get the worst of diamond(shit) and the best of plat(also shit), making it one big shit-smear elo, where you can be better than every player in the game, but still not good enough to carry them.

OmegaKnetus

Germany431 Posts

June 11 2014 14:10 GMT

#11295

On June 11 2014 20:51 IMoperator wrote:
How is it possible that I can have an account in diamond 3/2 elo (http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=snsd+mio) and at the same time be unable to get out of high plat/low diamond elo for hundreds of games on another account? (http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=watamote)

high plat/low diamond is truly elo hell. You get the worst of diamond(shit) and the best of plat(also shit), making it one big shit-smear elo, where you can be better than every player in the game, but still not good enough to carry them.

Are you preparing for you rnext tl ban?

hezi1985

Poland14 Posts

June 11 2014 14:27 GMT

#11296

Go 5/1/2 in lane with severe jungle pressure (the death being an execute by turret after a dive) and watch how first pick Lux goes 1/7 vs Kata, 2nd pick jung Fiora goes 0/7 and last pick yasuo goes 1/6 in the first 10 minutes, go all the way to destroying an inhib turret why 1v2ing most of the time (sent my supp to def turrets) and then watch as Lux, Yasuo and Fiora try continuous pincer moves and jungle chases while dying 1by1, try to def turrets, start dying to extremely fed Kata under turrets, lose game, get reported by Yasuo for "not participating in teamfights"... Some people should just be executed while trying to install any type of game that allows human interaction.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

June 12 2014 22:07 GMT

#11297

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IMoperator

4476 Posts

June 12 2014 23:26 GMT

#11298

On June 11 2014 23:10 OmegaKnetus wrote:

Show nested quote +

Are you preparing for you rnext tl ban?

what is this not the qq thread? oh wait it is, stop being stupid.

miicah

Australia2470 Posts

June 13 2014 04:44 GMT

#11299

We had a first pick Kat (I picked Galio sup cos I'm a boss) and the enemy team picks Lucian/Thresh. The obvious ADC to pick in this situation, is of course, Vayne. The optimal way to play lane against this lane is to tumble into the creep wave as the enemy combo hits level 2 and then blame your support.

I have no idea what goes through the brains of some Vayne players....