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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Sakray
France2198 Posts
On May 16 2014 17:36 krndandaman wrote: PSA: if enemy team picks katarina, please don't pick 0 cc champions into it it was so sad watching katarina ulti zhonya in the middle of our team with no one being able to do anything. It's funnier when their team has cc (like Darius, Malz and WW) and they keep using their ults on everyone except Katarina  Malz : "DNT WRY I GOT DIS I ULT UDYR HUEHUE" Katarina got like 2 quadra and 1 penta, was kinda fun (luckily she was in my team) | ||
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miicah
Australia2470 Posts
we won, epic 30min game, bots don't get DC'd lol | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
Game starts, our ADC suicides level 1, and ragequits. 4v5, 9minutes later his duoqpartner leaves the game. at 20 minutes all our inhibitors are still up, enemy is "slowly choking us out" in a 5v3 game, where 2 of us are waiting in base. Fucking morons. | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4122 Posts
Aatrox is still pushing top so then it comes down between me, the support soraka, and twitch in a baserace. Needless to say I lost. Now I know I could have probably done something different there BUT WHY DO YOU FOUNTAIN DIVE IN THAT SCENARIO. I just don't understand it. Btw this was ranked, in normals I might've understood it but not in freaking ranked. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11553 Posts
It is simple: If you are ahead, group up. Push a lane. Get some objective, dont overextend. Do it slowly and safely. Then back up BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. Regroup. Do the same thing. Continue doing this until you have 3 inhibs. If at some point you randomly kill all enemies, you can maybe finish. But don't overstay your welcome. This makes sense, right? What is actually happening: Get ahead. MAYBE you manage to get the mid inhib, because you can get 5 people mid. Now 1 guy goes to do red buff at the other end of the map, one guy pushes bot. Meanwhile the remaining three hard engage and die. Regroup. One guy is top, one does blue buff, one does wraiths, 2 people get caught and die. Regroup. 2 do Dragon, 1 dies top, 2 run through the enemy jungle. Teams are now even. Two guys try to duo baron under an enemy ward, die. Meanwhile 1 guy pushes bot, another does enemy wolves, and the last one had to back to buy a ruby crystal RIGHT NOW. I just don't understand it. Why is it impossible to group except in midlane? Why do people keep on starting 3v5s "It wasn't a 3v5 at the start!" IF ONLY THREE OF YOUR TEAM ARE THERE, AND YOU DON'T SEE THE REST OF THE ENEMY TEAM; YOU ARE STARTING A 3v5 IDIOT! IF YOU ARE IN A POSITION WHERE THEY CAN ENGAGE UPON YOU, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ENGAGING THEM. Note that this isn't even low elo, its low dia and still happen EVERY SINGLE GAME. I have no explanation for this. Why don't people want to win games? | ||
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Sponkz
Denmark4564 Posts
So really RIOT, why the fuck is duo still a working function? It ruins MMR, it ruins gameplay, it ruins picks, it ruins the whole fucking concept of your shitty ass retarded piece of nothing solo queue system. Fuck this shit, maybe i should quit, no fucking point in trying to practice when i'm getting my role in 1 out of 10 games. | ||
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Sakray
France2198 Posts
What happens enxt ? My team throws the advantage we have by building FUCKING TRINITY ON MASTER YI AND DRAVEN. IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE TRINITY WITH DRAVEN THEN IT MIGHT BE COOL BUT IF YOU SUCK AT IT DON'T FUCKING BUILD IT. Xin caught up and carried the whole game alone. AND AS A NEXT ITEM DRAVEN MADE A YOUMUU HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS CHAMP IS TH EASIEST BROKEN SHIT IN SOLOQ AND HE STILL MANAGED TO FAIL HARDCORE AT HIM OH MY GOD HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE | ||
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canikizu
4860 Posts
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
a. Good job jungler! you really carried our losing lanes hardcore! you rock or b. WTF THIS JUNGLER SO BAD, WHY HE AFK FARM IN JUNGLE? NEVER GANK ONLY FARM I dont know, how can a boy be so delusional, that he at the same time thinks elo hell is keeping him down, AND that his jungler is gay for not camping his lane 24/7 cause he loses 1v1 if that does not happen... | ||
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Simberto
Germany11553 Posts
Pick Poppy Lose lane Never be useful Do the most dumb shit possible throughout the game End the game 1/11/5, starting at something like 0/9/0 Have less money then your own support Blame your team for all of the above, wish them to die of cancer, and generally be convinced that you did everything right and everyone else is at fault. I just can't explain that logic. Well, i guess i can try. The best i have come up with so far is, that guy is 8-12 years old, and his parents obviously solve all his problems for him, so he expects to be able to do whatever, and everyone else making sure that he is still fine. There is no other way i can explain this. | ||
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
PLS NO WE WILL GET STEAMROLLED 5v4 UNDER TURRET PLS COME BACK | ||
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Fildun
Netherlands4122 Posts
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
My plat dream for smurf feels kind of over now. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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M2
Bulgaria4120 Posts
On May 18 2014 18:17 Gaslo wrote: Enemy jungle has participated in 3 kills, my stats are 5/0/7, game ends at 20minutes, we win. What do you think our team says? a. Good job jungler! you really carried our losing lanes hardcore! you rock or b. WTF THIS JUNGLER SO BAD, WHY HE AFK FARM IN JUNGLE? NEVER GANK ONLY FARM I dont know, how can a boy be so delusional, that he at the same time thinks elo hell is keeping him down, AND that his jungler is gay for not camping his lane 24/7 cause he loses 1v1 if that does not happen... Shht man, quiet xD. Yesterday I got reported in a ranked game playing top with final score 22/3/7 where our team had 35 kills all together. I got reported for (citing) : being useless & only ks worthy. What was happening is that I was taking picks left and right then I go into the team fight kill 2-3 of them, push a turret then either go farm some lane that was pushing towards us or go take drake (drakes were not something that my team bothered at all) and then I go home to recharge & buy. Meanwhile my team being low after the fight stays in their half of the map as long as it needed to be caught and get killed. Then the crying begin: report him for being useless, only ks and most important not helping the team xD. They even asked our enemies to report me and they were WTF is he toxic or smth? they thought my team was kidding. Regarding being toxic, I did not write a single word whole game, just used pings if someone cares to help me with drake or some picks. btw, we won, still got reported | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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hezi1985
Poland14 Posts
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hezi1985
Poland14 Posts
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