I just went to play a quick bot game for FWOTD and got a team that was so bad that we actually lost.

I am completely astonished.

The other 4 guys on the team fed them like 50 kills and it turns out that when bots have full item builds you actually cant 1v5 them.

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

May 13 2014 15:48 GMT

#11164

I haven't played bots since they spiffied their AI but before that it was almost hard not to win by minute 10 1vs5

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

May 14 2014 05:46 GMT

#11165

just had our jungle noc dc at start of the game for about 10 minutes, during whch they camp us bot and get a double kill

noc reconnects, we start coming back, things have hope, until i realize he's going feral flare (even though he's ten minutes behind), and he farms straight until we surrender at 22 mins

fuck feral flare man

Fildun

Netherlands4118 Posts

May 14 2014 07:44 GMT

#11166

Fucking internet man.

Simberto

Germany11252 Posts

May 14 2014 17:24 GMT

#11167

Why do people always throw so hard?

If you are ahead. Play save. You WILL win if you don't do stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't run around the enemy jungle alone. Don't do baron when the whole enemy team is there. Don't dive vs Ori + Ryze + Vayne and give vayne a quadra. Don't start 3v5s. If someone gets caught, regroup and don't charge in to start a 4v5.

All of this should be obvious. Yet everyone does the opposite. I think at this point the chance to win is higher when you lose the early game as that makes the enemy so cocky that they WILL do their best to throw.

NeoGeoOdin

Colombia140 Posts

May 14 2014 21:22 GMT

#11168

Why do i posting this here?

cus in all 3 game to promo there was a afk or troll on the enemy team, srly, this is not hoe you become better T.T

most on LAN thave a mentalitie so... weak... at the firt lose they just throw the game and go afk.

Also the division its call teemos scouts.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

May 15 2014 01:31 GMT

#11169

Crushed a s3 challenger top lane Pantheon vs Ryze, he claims hes just learning top but whatever. Roamed mid and bot with Pantheon ults and got kills here and there but still lose the game because our team fed 25 deaths together and cannot execute a simple cohesive teamfight to save their lives. I.e. Kayle ults herself in a 4v1 against Ryze(the one I have double cs on) while I die to their overly fed Leblanc and Vayne.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

May 15 2014 02:18 GMT

#11170

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Cr4zyH0r5e

Peru1308 Posts

May 15 2014 02:26 GMT

#11171

Looks like your friend has been watching too much sivHD.
SivHD's Leblanc build

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

May 15 2014 03:14 GMT

#11172

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miicah

Australia2470 Posts

May 15 2014 04:51 GMT

#11173

Oh man I have never lost a game so bad:

I lose lane to AP trist
Top Ryze loses a level two fight with a warwick
Bot counterpicks himself with veigar sup into Morg
Our panth jungle is level 2 while lee is level 4

It ended 36 kills to 5 with trist going 11/0 at 20mins. Made me really sad.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

May 15 2014 08:02 GMT

#11174

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scrubtastic

1166 Posts

May 15 2014 09:44 GMT

#11175

had some S4 unranked dude with 900 normal wins and bronze in S3 start criticizing people's picks for being bad and non-meta in a fucking *blindpick lobby*

he was in a premade with toplane and his buddy didn't shut him up

he picks varus (totally meta amirite?)

he remarks at the start that since the opponents had more higher ranked dudes and better picks, we are going to lose

surprise! botlane feeds FB and a double kill from a L2 all in

varus starts raging, support starts flaming him back, and botlane continues to feed the enemy plat trist

why didn't I dodge? fuck

Cheap0

United States540 Posts

May 15 2014 10:36 GMT

#11176

Four games in a row, where I have at least one useless teammate on my team who feeds horribly. Two of them were top laners with first blood and a massive exp advantage over their lane opponents, losing lane in straight up 1v1's against the enemy top despite their edge.

I felt bad for the enemy team on one because their fed ADC dc'd, and another game our Ziggs put on his carry pants, so it was 2/4 thankfully. Still, fighting losing battles four games in a row is pretty exhausting and frustrating.

GolemMadness

Canada11044 Posts

May 15 2014 10:54 GMT

#11177

Playing on my smurf in high gold/low plat. Our Nidalee is up against Zyra mid. Goes tear > morello > spirit visage. Doesn't finish seraphs until 40 minutes into the game. I mean, I know it's my smurf so I don't expect much from people, but come on.

Sakray

France2198 Posts

May 15 2014 21:27 GMT

#11178

Can someone explain me how the fuck you're supposed to lane and DEAL with a fucking Draven ? All he has to do is press Q and right-click you at any stage of the game to win the trade (unless you're Cait with a red buff).
You basically need to be 1 full big item ahead of him ot have a chance against him.

This champ Q's are so fucking op this is fucking insane

Alaric

France45622 Posts

May 15 2014 21:45 GMT

#11179

I'm 2 levels ahead of Vi. I'm 20+ cs ahead, I stole one of her buff without losing mine, I've got a kill while she only has 2 assists.
Less than a minute later she's at the same level than me (I leveled up one camp before, she shows up the same level as me), and I spent that whole minute farming.

Go shove the fucking retarded idea of "comeback exp" up your ass please, Riot. Such a retard-proof, skill-erasing mechanic is pissing me off.

Edit: 'k recap time.
3 games with pieces of shit and ragers, like Vayne+Leona trying to fight Lucian+Thresh at level 1 and 2, Graves+Morgana trying to manfight Blitz+Lucian even though Morg fucked up his summoners and took Smite and Flash. Ryze raging and ragequitting.
The 4th game has Irelia "lagging" and disconnecting. You've been playing with your duo buddy, if you know you're lagging this evening, then don't play?

TL;DR is, a series of shitters and leavers (not dc, straight leaves) got me demoted. I fought back hard and got promoted to Gold I again. Now a series of games totally out of my control (I can't do a thing when Twitch is 8-1 in less than 8 minutes) is going to get me demoted straight after my promotion.
"Luck of the draw" they say. Fucking bullshit I call. Doesn't really motivate me for trying hard if I get shat on by the matchmaking and the shitters kiddos in reward for it.

Yup. Demoted.

Simberto

Germany11252 Posts

May 16 2014 07:42 GMT

#11180

Promos to Dia.

2/0

Next three games the most retarded shit you can imagine. Afks, Challenger smurfs on the enemy team, people throwing bigass leads you name it, i had it.