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On May 23 2011 03:24 spinesheath wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2011 02:59 unichan wrote: No, I honestly don't know of any other girl who doesn't do that stuff, even if their partners aren't streamers and they aren't always attention whores. And if they don't, then they're 1000 elo, which doesn't really say much anyways. Girls who actually soloq and play champs that affect the game are few and far between. Are you saying Janna doesn't affect the game? Definitely not, I was going to mention this earlier but I forgot - girls play Janna in a passive boring ass way because she can still be useful. Janna can def carry the team if you actually play her the way you're supposed to, but most girls don't do that. I definitely play Janna the boring way lololol
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On May 23 2011 02:59 unichan wrote: No, I honestly don't know of any other girl who doesn't do that stuff, even if their partners aren't streamers and they aren't always attention whores. And if they don't, then they're 1000 elo, which doesn't really say much anyways. Girls who actually soloq and play champs that affect the game are few and far between. So as I know a girl who plays pretty much every champ decently and mains Malphite, Shen and Ryze, it means I win?
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All the girls I know who play this game are utter trash at it, basically all 1k elo or lower lol. They all go 0-10+ and simply scream a lot over vent. One in particular likes to attempt to tease us and goes "I'm only in a towel...i just took a shower" 5 mins later telling us it got hot so she took it off. My friend shawn buys into it but I'm just like "Why do I care???" She's butt ugly and I hate girls who are like that anyway lol. And it's funny because the more you ignore her advances the more advances she makes.
Good thing about rhavanna is she actually will carry you and she's not all in your face flaunting. She acts like a normal human being which I 100% approve of. I honestly don't get why some people are just so pathetic online when it comes to that and can't act like regular people.
Bad thing though is that she plays teemo and singed. Fuck you. lol
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On May 21 2011 08:59 Haemonculus wrote: Haha, I had a vlad this morning go top lane on our team and go 0-3 in laning phase. Against a sona. Vlad dies 3 times in 10 minutes.... to Sona. No ganks involved. I think we still won the game though somehow, lol.
But oh man another game this morning reeealllly bugged me. So there's this chogath on our team. Soooon as the game starts BAM she announces "HAI GUYS I'M A GIRRRLLLL", and even has a duo queue partner with her to confirm and explain to us that yes, it really is a girl. Color me amazed. So I end up laning bot with her, (fml). She manages to snipe almost every single cs with either rupture or scream. She's farming well, but just fucking dumb as bricks, dying to super obvious ganks even with me trying to save her, (as tree).
So end of game she's got 2nd highest cs on team, but is 0-11. Ffffffffffffff......
On May 23 2011 02:42 unichan wrote: Rofl you are one of the few (actually only tbh) female player I respect
pics?
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My profile pic is only like a year old it's still 100% accurate of how I look.
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So apperently 1700 is the elo bracket where people just straight up leaves the game for whatever reason.
And here I was thinking people got less retarded the higher elo you get.
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Fucking retarded teams.
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One thing I don't understand is how in 90% of games I play where one team doesn't have a jungler, the team without the jungler wins. Like, I don't know how it really happens, but my suspicion is that junglers just don't know how to gank and people don't have one of the better 1v2 champs so they only end up even in the 1v2 at best in terms of CS and XP.
As for the profile pic, I can think of too many jokes that would just be in bad taste.
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Cos I know you guys hate when I whine about ranked. I go 0-4 at start solo top and also lose the tower vs Morde because although the Morde's pushed whole time and has no Ghost, our WW doesn't understand to come from our jungle instead of the spot that Morde has warded, so he's never ganked. After that start, I can't carry no matter how hard I try, and every teamfight my whole team gets demolished and I'm the only one able to do anything. 3 of our players complain about me sucking right from the start
Yeah I just don't understand why this always happens ( Basically my team even was ahead otherwise, they just didn't gank morde at all despite him totally crushing me, and then he ended up pwning the game. I'm not sure if Irelia's supposed to beat a Revolver rushing morde but isn't it pretty obvious to gank him if he's right next to my tower for 15 minutes and doesn't have ghost or any cc?
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Ok your teams are bad. Can I QQ about HwangJK on my team going afk for the first 10 or so minutes? Or about nyxnyxnyx going 2-14 on Ashe in a way that makes it seem much like intentional feeding?
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I dunno, when I played with you, you got loads of kills early and were farmed but basically kept trying to 1v5 and dive carries etc. You got tons of kills but almost no assists, which usually means something is wrong if you lost like that.
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On May 23 2011 22:51 Slayer91 wrote: I dunno, when I played with you, you got loads of kills early and were farmed but basically kept trying to 1v5 and dive carries etc. You got tons of kills but almost no assists, which usually means something is wrong if you lost like that. Yo I've tried changing my playstyle a ton, I'm actually a lot lot more careful nowadays. It's true I get mostly kills with Irelia since I try to KS with Q to refresh the cooldown. I just don't understand how almost no matter what I play all my teammates instantaneously die and how every single jungler is terrible. EDIT: But don't get me wrong I wasn't KSing there, they were mostly stuff like me at half hp, 3 enemies at around half hp and me outplaying them for the kills etc. I don't think I got any true KSes that game
Like after playing with Kerp jungling so many times I've somehow learned to actually expect something(For instance after you at the toplane dive a person and manage to escape with like 50 hp and the midlane's missing, and when your jungler stops doing Lizard and goes to the river to intercept the incoming opposing mid you just have to think: "Wow, this guy is good")
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You can't expect to have a good jungler, they are the most rare players probably. Take what you get, if you had a 2k elo jungler don't expect one at 1400.
Sometimes I guess you just get kinda bad teams.
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Always the jungler's fault for going 0-4 as irelia.
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On May 23 2011 23:24 BlackPaladin wrote: Always the jungler's fault for going 0-4 as irelia. ^
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On May 23 2011 23:24 BlackPaladin wrote: Always the jungler's fault for going 0-4 as irelia. I've never ever beat a morde as Irelia who repeatedly pushes to my tower and after the tower pushes the lane back, goes to the top brush to wait for me and deny me until he pushes again etc. and rushes hextech revolver
Do you have some tips against that, other than the fact that he's always open to ganks? Yeah serious question, I'd love to be able to play without relying on jungler to posess a brain
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I'd hate to lose a game like that if I had 184 cs with Irelia.
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On May 23 2011 23:59 Shikyo wrote:Show nested quote +On May 23 2011 23:24 BlackPaladin wrote: Always the jungler's fault for going 0-4 as irelia. I've never ever beat a morde as Irelia who repeatedly pushes to my tower and after the tower pushes the lane back, goes to the top brush to wait for me and deny me until he pushes again etc. and rushes hextech revolver Do you have some tips against that, other than the fact that he's always open to ganks? Yeah serious question, I'd love to be able to play without relying on jungler to posess a brain
Mass potions (i even grab mana pots sometimes when I know i'll prob be using q + r a lot); focus on farming. You're not going to harass morde out of lane. That's a farm lane. So use it to your advantage and just farm. You get more out of farming in the end simply because you're irelia. He's pushing to your tower. You have a thing called q. Get every last hit. You might lose like, 1 creep/wave if he's pushing that hard but that's not a big difference.
If you die FOUR times 1v1 though that just tells me you're playing bad and making really poor decisions. Such as something silly like letting him harass you with e constantly for no reason, actually fighting him head on for no reason, etcetc. I don't know what you do specifically in lane, and really, I don't care. But you blaming teammates for losing your lane that badly is not something I approve of. You can give up the tower instead of feeding 4 kills to a morde that doesn't understand triforce is op.
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Learn how to freeze the lane near your tower so that you can last hit but not so close that the tower is able to hit a few random creeps; that's a very useful skill to have. This is probably not as applicable vs morde, but once you're level 6 you can sustain yourself as well as revolver kaiser.
Mordekaiser can't help but push the lane, because if he's not using his spells you can damage him through his 0 shield and if he's using them he's pushing. Mordekaiser is weak from level 1-4, after that don't even bother unless you get a gank. If he opened doran shield or regrowth + pot you are not going to kill him unless you have high damage early game, so just farm farm farm.
As Irelia there is no reason at all to die even once to Morde. Getting to level 6 is really fast in this game, and if you open regrowth + pot there are very few champs who can push you out of lane, given that you don't eat harass unnecessarily. You are probably trying to kill Morde and that's why you're dying. Farm farm farm. Nuke the wave when ult is up then go back to heal if you're low. Farm some more. Trading farm means you win because Irelia is much more scary than Morde in a teamfight.
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On May 24 2011 01:25 Lanzoma wrote: Learn how to freeze the lane near your tower so that you can last hit but not so close that the tower is able to hit a few random creeps; that's a very useful skill to have. This is probably not as applicable vs morde, but once you're level 6 you can sustain yourself as well as revolver kaiser.
Mordekaiser can't help but push the lane, because if he's not using his spells you can damage him through his 0 shield and if he's using them he's pushing. Mordekaiser is weak from level 1-4, after that don't even bother unless you get a gank. If he opened doran shield or regrowth + pot you are not going to kill him unless you have high damage early game, so just farm farm farm.
As Irelia there is no reason at all to die even once to Morde. Getting to level 6 is really fast in this game, and if you open regrowth + pot there are very few champs who can push you out of lane, given that you don't eat harass unnecessarily. You are probably trying to kill Morde and that's why you're dying. Farm farm farm. Nuke the wave when ult is up then go back to heal if you're low. Farm some more. Trading farm means you win because Irelia is much more scary than Morde in a teamfight. Ehh... he pushes lane to my tower -> I get some last hits and he uses E from a distance so I take a significant amount of damage. My tower pushes the lane back -> he goes into the brush and waits for me to try to lasthit, after which he Es me and then Ws and goes to the middle of my minions so he can deny me pretty well. Ulti wasn't nearly enough to help me sustain laning, it's like a 400 hp heal every minute and the Morde ignited me whenever he could get close enough while I was using it.
I wasn't trying to kill the morde, that would be incredibly dumb.
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