EPT(insert spam pings to ward)
Me: IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. THAT LOVELY LITTLE GREEN STICK THAT HAS A LIFE OF ONLY 3 MINUTES, PURELY TO SAVE YOURS. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE.
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LOLItsRyann
England551 Posts
(insert spam pings to ward) Me: IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. THAT LOVELY LITTLE GREEN STICK THAT HAS A LIFE OF ONLY 3 MINUTES, PURELY TO SAVE YOURS. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE ITS EXISTENCE. | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
AFK's, people callin jungle and dont take smite, 0/15/2 bot lanes and lying fools who say "Im pr0 smurf i go top" - proceeds to farm under turret (very badly) and make no impact on the game. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. SOMEONE, CARRY ME PLOX | ||
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little fancy
Germany2504 Posts
Bot lane support Morg that actually goes full AP carry without buying wards and his retarded duo queue Ez feed enemy twitch 3 kills before 4 minutes. I come bot and get Ez a double kill, he then keeps overextending. In the end, at 22ish minutes enemy Zed instagibs me with 12/1. Morgana: "tanks aren't even tanks, you die instantly noob Naut". --> THAT WAS THE FIRST GAME I WAS SO CLOSE TO WISHING SOMEONE WOULD DIE. Silver III too hard for me. After game, I checked ELOs and Zed was Platin V, Twitch Gold I WTF?! We didn't even have one that was Gold V or higher yet... Sometimes, I wish there was someone from Riot sitting next to me that I could punch in the face as often as I wanted (probably forever) and ask him what's up with this shit. I mean, Nautilus probably wasn't the perfect pick here and I could have saved time and not do the ganks I knew that were going to fail. I didn't play 100% perfectly either, but games like these... oh well, I just can't explain and that bothers me the most. On May 04 2013 02:13 Capped wrote: SOMEONE, CARRY ME PLOX Yes, please. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11835 Posts
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Cheap0
United States540 Posts
But if you ping me back, or rage at me in chat for "pushing your lane", then I'll be happy to return the favor by waveclearing the shit out of your lane. | ||
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
fml Edit: 1:16:xx and counting. What the flying fuck of flying fucks... | ||
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Sakray
France2198 Posts
On May 04 2013 08:23 Tatari wrote: Fuck riot's terrible client. I'm about to load, then when I try to restart the fucking client it ends up having to update, taking an ETA of 20 mins. fml Edit: 1:16:xx and counting. What the flying fuck of flying fucks... I got this one few days ago, I go in ranked, crash during loading, I restart again, 600mo update ftw. Then it goes from 330 to 60, fuck logic. | ||
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WaveofShadow
Canada31495 Posts
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Simberto
Germany11835 Posts
Some days i just lose every game, and it is fucking annoying. I always say that you can influence games as support, but i feel so helpless nowadays. Botlane is irrelevant, it always gets decided by which side has the better jungler and mid. Even if you win botlane, what are you going to do. You don't get kills unless they are retarded, so you are ahead 20-30 cs and can push to tower so you are more easily ganked. Maybe i just don't understand how it works, but at the moment, it is usually so that one side wins, then keeps on pushing, makes ganking easier for the enemy, and whoever has the stronger mid + jungle wins. What you do bot is so irrelevant to games. Maybe i should learn another role. | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
On May 04 2013 13:09 Simberto wrote: There should be a way to abandon a team after the draft. About half the time i just see both teams, and know that mine loses. Because people draft such random incoherent bullshit. And then i go into the game because i don't like dodging, and my team loses. I play support. Why do i get the Karth + Udyr + Voli, and the enemy gets Kass + Vi + Rumble, and then my team loses all lanes so hard that their jungler + mid just hang out bot all game long? Some days i just lose every game, and it is fucking annoying. I always say that you can influence games as support, but i feel so helpless nowadays. Botlane is irrelevant, it always gets decided by which side has the better jungler and mid. Even if you win botlane, what are you going to do. You don't get kills unless they are retarded, so you are ahead 20-30 cs and can push to tower so you are more easily ganked. Maybe i just don't understand how it works, but at the moment, it is usually so that one side wins, then keeps on pushing, makes ganking easier for the enemy, and whoever has the stronger mid + jungle wins. What you do bot is so irrelevant to games. Maybe i should learn another role. You push your lane, take tower. If you get a kill force a dragon, if you don't then you go to mid lane and push the tower. Then take top and force a fight somewhere with your gold advantage from towers. As a support I'd ward their jungle entrances and determine where it's safer to push or if my adc has time to head back to botlane and farm. Then again I'm only gold 4. | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
On May 04 2013 13:17 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote: You push your lane, take tower. If you get a kill force a dragon, if you don't then you go to mid lane and push the tower. Then take top and force a fight somewhere with your gold advantage from towers. As a support I'd ward their jungle entrances and determine where it's safer to push or if my adc has time to head back to botlane and farm. Then again I'm only gold 4. I also qq'ed about this yesterday but that was more my fizz just walking into their jungle for no reason 4 times in a row and and dying each time forcing us to give up objectives. + Show Spoiler + On May 03 2013 13:19 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/VhNkNHt.jpg) This is the shit I have to put up with these days... Fuck double post, I meant to edit the former one. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11835 Posts
On May 04 2013 13:17 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote: You push your lane, take tower. If you get a kill force a dragon, if you don't then you go to mid lane and push the tower. Then take top and force a fight somewhere with your gold advantage from towers. As a support I'd ward their jungle entrances and determine where it's safer to push or if my adc has time to head back to botlane and farm. Then again I'm only gold 4. Yeah, that is the general concept, But it rarely works out that way, because if you do that, you spend a lot of time at their tower. You are rarely so far ahead that they can't just kind of waveclear and stop you from just punching the turret. Which usually means some asshole on their team comes into lane and kills you. Of course, if you escape those ganks, you wasted their time and won something. But that win is so disproportional to what you lose if you don't escape one of them, which is usually about 2 kills, a tower and dragon. Seriously, just fuck this shit. How do i deserve to lose a game where we kill their botlane over and over and over, take tower damn early, take dragons, and generally win everywhere. Then i keep warding and do my shit in teamfights, but we have an elise top that has less money than i do and who, and they got an anivia, so just piling mid does not work. So for the next 20 minutes, my team is incapable of getting multiple lanes pushing at once, and people get picked off left and right, despite having nearly complete map vision while i am the only one warding. I also don't understand how the enemy team always manages to get khazix. That shit is so fucking OP it is not even funny anymore, but he is always on the enemy team. Every game. | ||
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Cr4zyH0r5e
Peru1308 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On May 04 2013 08:21 Cheap0 wrote: When I jungle, I'm not going to waveclear all your minions while you're gone unless I'm aiming for the tower. I'll just last hit the ones that would die anyway and soak up the experience. But if you ping me back, or rage at me in chat for "pushing your lane", then I'll be happy to return the favor by waveclearing the shit out of your lane. I don't like Jungler coming into my lane and taking creeps/exp if I'm behind or if I don't tell the Jungler to. It's retarded if the Jungler comes into a lane that's behind or without ganking and just starts taking creeps/exp without knowing how the creep waves are working (this is especially true for top lane as a lot of players back as the wave is pushing towards them so they can freeze the lane). A good jungle transitions well between the jungle and ganking, not jungling and then going into and screwing around with how a player has set up the lane/creep wave. | ||
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Sakray
France2198 Posts
On May 04 2013 21:07 Zergneedsfood wrote: I don't like Jungler coming into my lane and taking creeps/exp if I'm behind or if I don't tell the Jungler to. It's retarded if the Jungler comes into a lane that's behind or without ganking and just starts taking creeps/exp without knowing how the creep waves are working (this is especially true for top lane as a lot of players back as the wave is pushing towards them so they can freeze the lane). A good jungle transitions well between the jungle and ganking, not jungling and then going into and screwing around with how a player has set up the lane/creep wave. You misread, he said he takes gold and exp "while you're gone", so it's no big deal. | ||
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Simberto
Germany11835 Posts
On May 04 2013 21:50 Sakray wrote: You misread, he said he takes gold and exp "while you're gone", so it's no big deal. Exactly. But a lot of laners simply don't understand that you can actually kill creeps without doing anything, and will spam ping retreat as soon as you arrive in their lane. Which then WILL make me push your lane, because fuck you. | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On May 04 2013 21:50 Sakray wrote: You misread, he said he takes gold and exp "while you're gone", so it's no big deal. Uhhh, no. If a laner backs, that doesn't mean since he's "gone," it's okay to go and take gold and exp, especially if the laner has left the lane how it is because the creep wave is pushing a certain way. I mean, for starters, what were you doing there anyway?  | ||
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riotjune
United States3394 Posts
Except maybe letting the last enemy minion go, that'll probably save you a couple mm at most. | ||
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i40.tinypic.com/28rzc5k.jpg) Started so that I was 1-0-1 MF 0-5-3, at half varus's minion kills. After MF had died twice I got towerdived and got a kill and our pantheon got the other kill so I got the assist, so I had double GP10 at 6min etc. The MF kept complaining all the time about shit support that's useless, then she got so mad that she said she wouldn't ever share the lane with me so she left to other lanes and basically died up to the 0-5 mark. During that time I got almost all of the minions I had at the end of the game. We did win the game. I really like playing support but sometimes, sometimes... | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
START 9-0 THEN 11-1 THEN 25-7 THEN THEY THROW THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE THEY FOCUS FUCKING RENEKTON AND NASUS EVERY FUCKING FIGHT. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNTS I STOLE A FUCKIN BARON. I FED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. I JUMPED IN AND GIBBED ZYRA AND FUCKIN SIVIR AND U STILL FOCUS THE FUCKIN TANKS U NOOBS. LUX JUST FUCKIN PENTA'D YOUR ASS BECAUSE U CANT RIGHT CLICK THE RIGHT PERSON. U FUCKING RETARDS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU /rant | ||
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