On November 12 2012 14:52 Roffles wrote: Dyspath (11:34): im not going to burden a team by playing jungle when i have no jungling set ups Dyspath (11:35): i have warwick i think Dyspath (11:35): but i cant play him Dyspath (11:38): besides not having any runes so i wouldnt be able to do it right anyways The Villain (11:39): do you not have armor yellows Dyspath (11:40): yeah i do The Villain (11:40): then why can't you jungle? Dyspath (11:40): i dont know how to fight the camps The Villain (11:41): LOL U CANT PLAY PVE? Dyspath (11:41): thanks for reminding me why i had you on ignore Dyspath (11:41): youre being a dick for the sake of being a dick
Can't fight camps. That's gotta be the quote of the year.
Well, if you never jungled before, you don't know routes, you don't know how dangerous which camps are, which you can do at what health levels, etc..., so his remark is not that absurd. I agree with him that The Villain is acting like a dick.
On November 12 2012 14:52 Roffles wrote: Dyspath (11:34): im not going to burden a team by playing jungle when i have no jungling set ups Dyspath (11:35): i have warwick i think Dyspath (11:35): but i cant play him Dyspath (11:38): besides not having any runes so i wouldnt be able to do it right anyways The Villain (11:39): do you not have armor yellows Dyspath (11:40): yeah i do The Villain (11:40): then why can't you jungle? Dyspath (11:40): i dont know how to fight the camps The Villain (11:41): LOL U CANT PLAY PVE? Dyspath (11:41): thanks for reminding me why i had you on ignore Dyspath (11:41): youre being a dick for the sake of being a dick
Can't fight camps. That's gotta be the quote of the year.
Well, if you never jungled before, you don't know routes, you don't know how dangerous which camps are, which you can do at what health levels, etc..., so his remark is not that absurd. I agree with him that The Villain is acting like a dick.
Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
I don't play Irelia, and it seems completely absurd that I'd have to learn a new champion because she's the only one that can stand up to him.
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
I don't play Irelia, and it seems completely absurd that I'd have to learn a new champion because she's the only one that can stand up to him.
Jayce isnt a autowin hero, you can pretty much stand any hero even if its your counterpick or a stronger hero, you just have to play differently and wait for the jungler.
Why would you congratulate the enemy adc after he got a penta when you and your duo help feed him a combined total of 12 kills at bot lane starting at 2:10 in ranked? That's like you giving him a blowjob after you let him fuck you and your friend in the ass over and over. Also bitching to the rest of the team all game because of your own incompetence?(watch out junglers!) I wasn't the one hungry for cock dipshit. Maybe you and enemy adc can circlejerk together as a bonus while the rest of us watch this brownnosing whore in disgust.
Kata sorcs mejai. Uh. 0K, np. "oh you give varus blue we lose", says Cait. Yep. The triple kill from Katarina that happened 2 minutes later because they ran to enemy blue instead of taking the basically free mid tower and let me stop Varus from taking our bot didn't have anything to do with that. Nor did the marvelous initiation of Cait a bit later on... Mundo, because he stepped on a trap, before rest of the team switches to Blitz, and I'm the only one trying to cc Kata out of her killing spree.
Of course, Cait standing in front and eating every single Varus ult during teamfights (but one) has nothing to do with it either. Cait too busy blaming me to actually play, meh.
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
I don't play Irelia, and it seems completely absurd that I'd have to learn a new champion because she's the only one that can stand up to him.
Jayce isnt a autowin hero, you can pretty much stand any hero even if its your counterpick or a stronger hero, you just have to play differently and wait for the jungler.
Really? Describe to me the lane that Jayce can do nothing but farm under tower given an equally skilled opponent. Even in the cases where he's not "autowin" (which are few and far between), he can safely farm in the middle of lane with cannon autos and Q, and escape any engagement and gank.
I mean, Rengar's a strong champ to the point of perhaps OP, but even he has some counters and can be pushed around. Jayce is possibly the stupidest champ they've ever designed.
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
I don't play Irelia, and it seems completely absurd that I'd have to learn a new champion because she's the only one that can stand up to him.
Jayce isnt a autowin hero, you can pretty much stand any hero even if its your counterpick or a stronger hero, you just have to play differently and wait for the jungler.
Really? Describe to me the lane that Jayce can do nothing but farm under tower given an equally skilled opponent. Even in the cases where he's not "autowin" (which are few and far between), he can safely farm in the middle of lane with cannon autos and Q, and escape any engagement and gank.
I mean, Rengar's a strong champ to the point of perhaps OP, but even he has some counters and can be pushed around. Jayce is possibly the stupidest champ they've ever designed.
Ok, so for you, you absolutely need a hero that crushes jayce so hard so you can play agains't him? I mean, you can just play a hero, play it safely, wait for a gank, especially early levels before his 1st back. He cant bump both of you ...
I mean, Jayce is regularly played in tourneys, and doesnt always crush. Even if you go even with him, whats wrong with that? Shen, Irelia, Jax, Malphite, Olaf all scale harder than him into late ... Stack armor on tanks ...
Then again, if its soloQ of course, its a pretty damn annoying hero, ban him >_> And why not learn Irelia, i mean, strong pick, not that hard to learn ...
"Just wait for a gank" and "solo queue" do not belong in the same sentence. In tournaments, he's regularly banned out (for being too strong and hard to counter), camped hard (which can be done with coordination, just not solo queue again), or the enemy top concedes his tower and goes somewhere else on the map because laning against Jayce is an exercise in futility.
Please, I'll concede the point if you can find me a pro game where Jayce legitimately lost lane without heavy jungle support.
Besides, this is the QQ thread, I'm not looking to better my game here, I'm looking to bitch about Jayce being broken.
On November 13 2012 00:32 AwayFromLife wrote: Fuck Jayce. No one beats this asshole and, unlike most lane bullies (like Garen or Panth), he has a fucking stupid lategame on top of it. The only people who can go even against him like Yorick or Nid have shitty late games, so he just plays safe and laughs.
NJ Riot.
Play Irelia, whoever engages first, loses the fight. Or you can jump on a nearly dead creep, start the fight, if he bumps you jump back. And laugh hard cause irelia scales way harder into late game than jayce ...
Just be careful about junglers and everything will be fine
I don't play Irelia, and it seems completely absurd that I'd have to learn a new champion because she's the only one that can stand up to him.
That feel when people complain about post-nerf Jayce.