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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
Was just against the sissiest Renekton ever, who gave me zero pressure, but i just could not get any last hits. | . ARgh, so infuriating. I am so bad at this game.  | ||
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imanoobcs
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Ziken
Ghana1743 Posts
random noob: ME MID ME MID (literally in caps) me: lolol okay np ingame 15 mins into the game anivia mid 0 5 while blaming me for no ganks our bot lane ad and support respectively 2 6 2, and 1 4 2 atleast they didnt flame game 2: lee: YOYO lets invade me: no dude renekton afk dont invade (sona) proceeds to sit behind their red buff with ezreal, while gragas sees them walking in, i ping to back we still have time draven gets double kill awesome, we are screwed 5 mins on, pls lee gank bot dude we need help: lee comes to gank bot we catch lulu out of position but she flashes away, and they are under tower, okay fine gj nothing we can do now, lee lands q on lulu and dives giving draven the double buff and ezreal fights draven and we proceed to give draven a triple end of game draven 15 1 2 gg I hate it when I play with people like this who make mistakes screw the game, but then act like its our fault for not backing them up when they make stupid decisions. | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On November 10 2012 16:12 the p00n wrote: Playing against Darius as any melee with a fucking piece of shit faggot jungle who has fucking no idea how to play this game must be the most fucking obnoxious shit in this entire fucking game. *pings pings* hello, earth to trash jungle, this faggot has been in my tower since level 2, please rape him before my wave pushes back and I freelose the game for you. >.> You don't auto-lose if you're a melee champion, relax. | ||
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riotjune
United States3394 Posts
but I'm no saint | ||
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Ketara
United States15065 Posts
Today I have seen: A Shyvana who never went into dragon form the entire game. A Singed who never bought boots. A Nocturne who always used his ult when he was already on the enemy champion (for increased damage!) An MF who filled up on mana pots (I could probably excuse this one if she wasn't 0/8 by 15 minutes) Not to mention several AFKers and the normal sort of stuff etc. | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
On your own side there are 4 chances for a higher ELO smurf. On the opposing side there are 5 chances for a higher ELO smurf. => Probability says ELO Hell exists. F*ck ranked games, i'll coop until S3. | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
edit: and I lost Leblanc went 10-5 in the whole game. Started getting fed and just didn't stop. I played jax jungle. Katarina on their team went like 17-2 by the end of the game. I couldn't trade with her and she'd just outtrade me as I went to hold mid tower. Then I'd have to leave it to not give her a kill. There's not much I can do against the new katarina or leblanc for that matter when fed. I should have built a hexdrinker and mercs earlier, but even with those items, I'd just be really vulnerable to graves. | ||
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deathray797
196 Posts
On November 12 2012 02:25 Morfildur wrote: I found a new theory for ELO hell: On your own side there are 4 chances for a higher ELO smurf. On the opposing side there are 5 chances for a higher ELO smurf. => Probability says ELO Hell exists. F*ck ranked games, i'll coop until S3. omg this is brilliant lmao | ||
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Inschato
Canada1349 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On November 12 2012 10:20 Inschato wrote: Some games you just can't even carry as support. No pity honor either http://i.imgur.com/PzjOR.jpg Wow newb Taric steal all the kills that's why I'm not fed!!!!!! | ||
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sob3k
United States7572 Posts
Full build is double warmogs FON I'm ADC Teamfights, Garen literally doesn't even effect enemy team healthbars, fights open with flash skarner ult flash zyra ult ezreal ult on me. I die no Damage Lose I hope someone learned an important lesson today | ||
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Simberto
Germany11713 Posts
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
Then he eventually reaches blue. Where he makes our mid come over and do over half the dmg to it and then he smites it. He rushes Boots of Mobility. All the while, Sion and Cho are diving me for the 4th time. Lol | ||
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Node
United States2159 Posts
I'm Irelia vs. Olaf. A difficult matchup, but hardly an unwinnable one. Level 3, things are going pretty well. Our Skarner comes in to gank. Olaf blows ghost. I back off. Skarner flashes and, inevitably, dives and dies. First blood. Olaf now has double buff. Their Lee comes in seconds later. Olaf runs back out, gets the kill on me. Their wave was pushing, so I lose it to the tower and it starts pushing back. I get back and Olaf still has double buff and now a level and item advantage, so I can't even get close to him out of fear for my life. He proceeds to freeze the lane (and I mean like it's the fucking arctic circle down there, tanking my minions and everything) between his tower and river for the next fifteen goddamn minutes and I get no help whatsoever from anybody. Best I can do is leech xp from the brush and go kill golems when they're up. Cue Olaf having a 100+ cs advantage and being able to dive me at will. Wooooo. | ||
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Ziken
Ghana1743 Posts
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Dyspath (11:35): i have warwick i think Dyspath (11:35): but i cant play him Dyspath (11:38): besides not having any runes so i wouldnt be able to do it right anyways The Villain (11:39): do you not have armor yellows Dyspath (11:40): yeah i do The Villain (11:40): then why can't you jungle? Dyspath (11:40): i dont know how to fight the camps The Villain (11:41): LOL U CANT PLAY PVE? Dyspath (11:41): thanks for reminding me why i had you on ignore Dyspath (11:41): youre being a dick for the sake of being a dick Can't fight camps. That's gotta be the quote of the year. | ||
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