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King_Snake
United States33 Posts
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Deleted User 101379
4849 Posts
Gets ganked once by fiddle. Garen dies. I gank top but Wukong escapes with flash and his invisibility. Fiddle ganks top a second time. Garen dies. Garen: "OMG, SKARNER GANK TOP. FIDDLE GANK ALL THE TIME!" Later he took the enemy tower down and pushed to the tier 2 tower several times, got caught twice, died. "OMG, SKARNER NO GANK NOOB!" I want to punch some players soooooooooo hard... He was flaming already in pregame and then continued that all game long. | ||
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mel_ee
2448 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
NOPE. WW Nidalee Xin Vlad on their team, and people still start 1v1, 2v2 all the time and fight for so fucking long that we all get low and we all now which team's better (we had Singed top and I had to last-second lock Mundo jungle) right? Also since those fucking morons trade kills all the time all the enemy champs are farmed so some extent while I can't even farm the wolves between the end of a fight and the next. Noone wards either, and they just chase and run into baits in our jungle all the time and I end up with no money, so being Mundo I can't do shit, but it doesn't matter. Zzz. And now I'm against Yorick for the 2nd time today. Let's see how those idiots I probably have on my time (kiddos hour) will manage to make him snowball. With a jungle Pantheon against Maokai no less. And we have Kassadin mid vs Vlad. So free farm for Vlad (yeah nice counterpick moron) and we'll fall off super hard late game without having anyone tanky unless I somehow get fed on Irelia. Fuck that shit so much. He's bad, pushes and burns through all his mana. MINION BLOCK. I can't kill him, have to flash, my auto stops midway for no reason, then I die to the tower. Fuck the fucking lucker. Edit: uh, forget everything I said. Yorick is as dumb a lane as ever and I don't see what Irelia can do against him since her W nerf, but Panth and Kass actually managed to abuse Vlad early on and they just spent the game roaming, so I ended up carried pretty hard with them ganking my lane 4-5 times in less than 15 minutes. I feel bad for having thought that before hand now. Next: Wukong doesn't cover red like we ask him, Lee takes it. Ezreal doesn't help to pull like we ask him, ignores us. Ez-Sona dies to Ashe-Soraka at level 1. Skarner dies doing stupid shit and gives his blue to Cho'Gath. I get dived, kill LS but die in the process (to Cho). Level 3 blue buff Cho against level 2 Orianna, the lane is over already (he was vvery bad with his mana usage and ran quickly oom every time he didn't have blue, well now... ). Skarner revives, rushes to enemy blue while Cho goes, I'm not even back to lane yet so I can't follow. Skarner feeds another kill to Lee. Bot loses so stupidly hard Soraka goes AP and has more item than me by the end of the game. Ezreal doesn't talk, pushes mid as soon as his own tower is down and not only doesn't attack the tower, but gets caught everytime. Tries to fight (with Sona) Ashe-Soraka who were several kills ahead of them and while Sona had no ult. Retards everywhere and I can't do shit while they try to 4v4 mid under my tower with all 3 of them at half HP against fed Ashe and Cho. Idiots. What a waste of time. | ||
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NEOtheONE
United States2233 Posts
I call mia on my lane as often as possible try to help top lane out and manage to get a kill and get away from the other two enemy team members. I siege in the back during teamfights to slow enemy pushes and harass the enemy carry. I thank the jungler for giving me blue. I say good job when our Rengar manages to shut down irelia after giving up a couple kills. But, I'm unskilled, refuse to communicate with team, don't help at all, report Xerath. And did I mention our bot lane was Alistair + Blitz. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ I give up. | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On November 09 2012 05:32 Roffles wrote: Damn Alaric, you must have a win rate of like 10% if you've got like every other post here. My thoughts exactly. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
There's also some dumb shit I do, like ask the AD which supports he prefers. Noone has answered till 8s before countdown, so I don't check the nick when I get asked for Leona, although I think "they'll last pick Taric and I'm fucked". It was the jungler. AD asks for Taric, I click while the countdown finishes, well I'm stuck with Leona. And as predicted it's Taric. I'm gonna have a horrible laning phase, but that's my fault, should have double checked and ignored the guy who won't have to be supported by me. (Actually we won that one by a large margin. Taric played very passive for some reason and didn't punish my inability to jump on them, and we punished their errors hard, while Teemo was able to beat Vlad despite early setbacks. Once we got strong enough to beat their botlane and relieve pressure from mid camped by Lee, Diana soundly beat Ahri. That game was nice with people cooperating and no raging, but I consider it a lucky one-in-a-day game, statistically.  )+ Show Spoiler [You know what, I'll actually sho…] + Hey, new one: Brand makes Xerath go afk. We win 5v4, right? NOPE, stoned Blitz decides to throw on purpose because "we win now, it's over". Turns out a fed (10-15 kills for 4 deaths) Ezreal can kill us all very easily when dumbass Shyvana burns all she has on Teemo or Amumu an sudenly Ezreal enters the fight and starts killing people. I spent around 15 minutes telling them before they decided not to fight when we don't know where Ez is, and to no burn exhaust and stuff on useless enemies. Then we lost after around 50 minutes because Shyvana runs 1v5 to "stop nashor" when the super minions threaten the naked nexus. Fucking moron Shyvana. And trash stoned Blitz. He couldn't land a grab either. FYI, I've been going LWLWLWLWLWL... all day today. And more than half those games, be them wins or losses, were actually worthy of figuring here. Next game is my third against a Yorick today. Really, fuck them all so hard. This champ is annoying, faceroll and doesn't bring any fun to the game. Only is ult is somewhat salvageable. Also tp Morg OP, waiting to see if she goes back mid or ganks. He skilled W when we invaded. Also ALi jungle against Yorick. Yorick is bad, as usual (failed a dive on 300 HP Alistar, he died and got the kill with his ult). Failed invade put me too behind, Yorick got an easy kill at level 3 vs my 1. Usual trash that facerolls and snowballs. Irks me. Also Alistar insists to gank and gives him a double kill. And Ezreal doesn't come to the drake so we get destroyed without killing it when they rush, 4v5. Thank you Ezreal, you fucking moron. Next, uh... not much to say. Sion on boots1 for 20 minutes so doesn't catch anyone. Kennen never comes to drakes even though he's losing lane. Shyvana engages 2v5 but runs from a 2v3 with 2 of them at less than 300hp. They're doing loads of stupid stuff, but nothing really out of the ordinary so I shouldn't QQ. | ||
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willoc
Canada1530 Posts
Me: Going AD Malz Douche: WHY YOU TROLL YOU ASSHOLE This happened 3 times in one day. Coincidence? Kind of afraid at letting the team know that I'm going AD as Malz so they don't think we have an AP hero... | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
LOL SURRENDER 4 VOTES OUT OF 5 | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On November 09 2012 08:15 MooMooMugi wrote: Lol I'm 1:0 Corki most farm in the game, overall game score 5-10, what does team do? LOL SURRENDER 4 VOTES OUT OF 5 loooooooooooooooooooool It's because you didn't have 10 kills.. Newb. | ||
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SoulSever
Canada779 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
Another game. Singed vs Nasus. We start the game 3/0 before 2 minutes. Somehow we end up like 5/15 or something ridiculous like that. Lee NEVER ganks top(singed has very little kill threat on a passive nasus alone), and bot/mid go a collective like 1/10. Then at 30 minutes raidboss nasus with 250CS comes in and 2 shots ashe, and we surrender. | ||
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schmutttt
Australia3856 Posts
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BlackPaladin
United States9316 Posts
On November 09 2012 12:08 SoulSever wrote: Hating on BPaladin and Rhav because they shit on me in normals. Bastards! lol what game was that again? All night I was trying to troll around with friends for some fun. Although my first game with moomoomugi and my jungle nasus didn't go well.... ;-; (sorry my non aphro dairy friend () | ||
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Amui
Canada10567 Posts
EDIT: 6 now. Just lost to AP teemo. I think I'm done for the day, tilting way too fucking hard to care. | ||
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Rixxe
United Kingdom136 Posts
Seriously DONT Q RANKED if you can't play any role. Playing support half decently isn't much effort, and it can be very fun. So i never get these people. Also what's the deal with people saying that certain champs can't do certain roles? Heaven forbid that i won a lane against Jayce as Trundle top and had the most CS and the most kills, but because it's Trundle, that's the reason why we lost. Not the mid who fed 10 kills to brand or the botlane who died at level 1. No no no, must be trundle... | ||
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Gaslo
Finland951 Posts
edit: TheDarkMessiah: nmid Tvoja Stara: MID OR AFK TheDarkMessiah: miod Poohbaer: top or afk TheDarkMessiah: midmdimdimdid TheDarkMessiah: mid or afk Trying to get some practice for S3 in blind picks makes me cry almost. :< | ||
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SoulSever
Canada779 Posts
On November 09 2012 17:50 BlackPaladin wrote: lol what game was that again? All night I was trying to troll around with friends for some fun. Although my first game with moomoomugi and my jungle nasus didn't go well.... ;-; (sorry my non aphro dairy friend ()Legendary singed and mejais Midalee | ||
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