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On November 09 2012 19:34 Gaslo wrote:
And in my case most of those I WONT SUPPORT BTW say it after i have locked in something already. :I Say it early, and say it nice, and i will gladly support. Imho aggressive supports are the easiest champs to carry in soloq. :|
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TheDarkMessiah: nmid
Tvoja Stara: MID OR AFK
TheDarkMessiah: miod
Poohbaer: top or afk
TheDarkMessiah: midmdimdimdid
TheDarkMessiah: mid or afk
Trying to get some practice for S3 in blind picks makes me cry almost. :<
Those are the funniest guys. Lastpick does not say a word until everyoneone else has picked. Picks AD, says "I am not so good at AD". In game, dies once, then starts to run in and feed for the rest of the game (20 surrender of course) "This is a lesson for you, you should listen when people say something in pregame chat"
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On November 09 2012 23:40 SoulSever wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 17:50 BlackPaladin wrote:On November 09 2012 12:08 SoulSever wrote:
Hating on BPaladin and Rhav because they shit on me in normals. Bastards! lol what game was that again? All night I was trying to troll around with friends for some fun. Although my first game with moomoomugi and my jungle nasus didn't go well.... ;-; (sorry my non aphro dairy friend  () Legendary singed and mejais Midalee
Did you know that nid was orb? lol
That game so funny. 2 min philo stone np. I also thought I had def masteries but apparently used utility, which is something I never use so I was sooo much squishier than I'm used to. If I even went close to a wall I'd instadie lol.
And somehow I was able to afford philo, hog, boots 2, wards, and still get aegis like 2 mins before our jungle lee sin could afford wriggles, boots 2, and his own aegis. I still don't know how.
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How do you feel when someone feeds 0/8 and refuses to surrender because they do not believe in it? Going Japanese seems very disrespectful...
Why fight a battle when the best you are going to get is 2 kills and your team aced?
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+ Show Spoiler [LR] +Today, the first game has people rushing into fights, top Shen dying under Jax's tower at level 2, then "splitpushing" by running on their side of lanes with no wards then dying, and a team that generally can't work together.
The second game has Shen top, Brand mid... wait, the last pick takes Yorick. No, Shen has exhaust but that's for top. Yes, he's not supporting. Yorick becomes Akali. What? Shen has to support and the lane gets trashed as Shen is outranged by Vayne and "support" AP Diana, and 4-men dives every 3 minutes don't really help.
Third game is against the usual Darius "press buttons without second thought", I'm Udyr. Nautilus camps me, I ward, he takes other paths. I ask the team to ward them. They refuse. Also, the MS on Darius' passive is stupid as fuck and makes escapes so easy for him. Also featuring Skarner philo before boots that fails 3 ganks top, and gets shurelya after phage and sheen. Ends up with Blitz ragequitting and his duo making excuses for him.
The 4th game has a duoQ, again, with a fp Blitz, 'cause hey he can't be countered (hai Taric), and they have a 150 Elo gap. Oh, another brainless Darius on the other team do. Do I hate the champs that are so binary.
Oh, top Jax feeds Darius a kill at level one, under Darius' tower. Then he comes mid, pushes it, I get dived. Then he does the same bot.
I got dived 4 times at the 10 minutes mark, surviving one. Then LS appears, 7-1, 157 AD, and 4 shots me.
5th game: Teemo support. Do I need to say more? Maybe "fp Akali into enemy LS mid". At least I'll have the "pleasure" to be camped by Mundo so I can't get a clear idea of how playing against Jayce is after the nerfs. Also "full AP" jungle Nunu, going RoA and kage.
Only good thing of the game: when a Jayce is terrible, I can now finally destroy him for it. I guess it's comfort for the free loss.
6th game: Maokai support. Also ignite from max range (diving under the tower) kills me with the last tick. Tell me more about lucking out.
7th game: Karthus hasn't yet learnt his ult as of level 9.
8th game is a win. The only one I played as ADC, uh. Well, Tristana Ghost OP when Morde manages to catch her, and Lux+Voli too good at getting isolated targets.
Final result: 1-7, I admittedly failed in 2 of the 7 losses, and couldn't fight the snowballing from my teammates in 5 of them (not exclusive).
Went from 1389 to 1315 Elo.
EKH (Extended Kid Hour) on Friday night is truly terrifying.
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Well fuck. Lost something like 10 games straight now. How the fuck does bottom lane lose 2v1 with leona graves. Enemy Ez shouldn't even be able to see a creep without fucking dying. Doesn't matter if I go 4/1/4 top lane, if you feed an AD carry no fucking bruiser is going to shit.
Okay I'm done ranked for the rest of the season. How fucking hard is it to win lane when your lane opponent DIES in a level 1 invade, gets to lane late, and then gets ganked immediately and dies again, and wave pushed to tower. Then you proceed to go 0/5 in lane??????? Happened to both my mid AND top laner last game.
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On November 10 2012 08:56 Shiragaku wrote:
How do you feel when someone feeds 0/8 and refuses to surrender because they do not believe in it? Going Japanese seems very disrespectful...
Why fight a battle when the best you are going to get is 2 kills and your team aced?
You type in all caps "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and get into as many fights as you can by yourself until you lose.
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On November 10 2012 10:40 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On November 10 2012 08:56 Shiragaku wrote:
How do you feel when someone feeds 0/8 and refuses to surrender because they do not believe in it? Going Japanese seems very disrespectful...
Why fight a battle when the best you are going to get is 2 kills and your team aced? You type in all caps "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and get into as many fights as you can by yourself until you lose.
You also need to play demonblade tryn whilst doing this.
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On November 10 2012 05:13 Simberto wrote:Show nested quote +On November 09 2012 19:34 Gaslo wrote:
And in my case most of those I WONT SUPPORT BTW say it after i have locked in something already. :I Say it early, and say it nice, and i will gladly support. Imho aggressive supports are the easiest champs to carry in soloq. :|
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TheDarkMessiah: nmid
Tvoja Stara: MID OR AFK
TheDarkMessiah: miod
Poohbaer: top or afk
TheDarkMessiah: midmdimdimdid
TheDarkMessiah: mid or afk
Trying to get some practice for S3 in blind picks makes me cry almost. :< Those are the funniest guys. Lastpick does not say a word until everyoneone else has picked. Picks AD, says "I am not so good at AD". In game, dies once, then starts to run in and feed for the rest of the game (20 surrender of course) "This is a lesson for you, you should listen when people say something in pregame chat"
Lol its rare enough that I see someone say "XXX or afk" that if I am ahead of them I tell them I will pick that role because I don't give in to threats and that tanking 1 games worth of elo is worth them getting reported for being an ass and afking. Most of the time they shut up.
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On November 10 2012 08:59 Alaric wrote:+ Show Spoiler [LR] +Today, the first game has people rushing into fights, top Shen dying under Jax's tower at level 2, then "splitpushing" by running on their side of lanes with no wards then dying, and a team that generally can't work together.
The second game has Shen top, Brand mid... wait, the last pick takes Yorick. No, Shen has exhaust but that's for top. Yes, he's not supporting. Yorick becomes Akali. What? Shen has to support and the lane gets trashed as Shen is outranged by Vayne and "support" AP Diana, and 4-men dives every 3 minutes don't really help.
Third game is against the usual Darius "press buttons without second thought", I'm Udyr. Nautilus camps me, I ward, he takes other paths. I ask the team to ward them. They refuse. Also, the MS on Darius' passive is stupid as fuck and makes escapes so easy for him. Also featuring Skarner philo before boots that fails 3 ganks top, and gets shurelya after phage and sheen. Ends up with Blitz ragequitting and his duo making excuses for him.
The 4th game has a duoQ, again, with a fp Blitz, 'cause hey he can't be countered (hai Taric), and they have a 150 Elo gap. Oh, another brainless Darius on the other team do. Do I hate the champs that are so binary.
Oh, top Jax feeds Darius a kill at level one, under Darius' tower. Then he comes mid, pushes it, I get dived. Then he does the same bot.
I got dived 4 times at the 10 minutes mark, surviving one. Then LS appears, 7-1, 157 AD, and 4 shots me.
5th game: Teemo support. Do I need to say more? Maybe "fp Akali into enemy LS mid". At least I'll have the "pleasure" to be camped by Mundo so I can't get a clear idea of how playing against Jayce is after the nerfs. Also "full AP" jungle Nunu, going RoA and kage.
Only good thing of the game: when a Jayce is terrible, I can now finally destroy him for it. I guess it's comfort for the free loss.
6th game: Maokai support. Also ignite from max range (diving under the tower) kills me with the last tick. Tell me more about lucking out.
7th game: Karthus hasn't yet learnt his ult as of level 9.
8th game is a win. The only one I played as ADC, uh. Well, Tristana Ghost OP when Morde manages to catch her, and Lux+Voli too good at getting isolated targets. Final result: 1-7, I admittedly failed in 2 of the 7 losses, and couldn't fight the snowballing from my teammates in 5 of them (not exclusive). Went from 1389 to 1315 Elo. EKH (Extended Kid Hour) on Friday night is truly terrifying.
My face when Darius has easy escapes.
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I am also wondering if that is actually more successful than asking for a role and saying you are terrible at whatever you would have gotten otherwise. Most people tend to get stubborn when they get the "mid or afk" guy, at least from my experience. Though a lot of people with no balls sadly dodge for these guys. But if someone says "hey guys, i am pretty bad top, could i get jungle instead?" people mostly go with it.
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MID FRONT TURRET, AN ENEMY CHAMPION WITH 50 HP JUST KILLED ME RIGHT UNDER YOU, WHY ARE YOU NOT ATTACKING HIM.
All of my raaaaaaaaggggggeeeeeeeee
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Playing against Darius as any melee with a fucking piece of shit faggot jungle who has fucking no idea how to play this game must be the most fucking obnoxious shit in this entire fucking game.
*pings pings* hello, earth to trash jungle, this faggot has been in my tower since level 2, please rape him before my wave pushes back and I freelose the game for you.
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On November 10 2012 16:12 the p00n wrote:
Playing against Darius as any melee with a fucking piece of shit faggot jungle who has fucking no idea how to play this game must be the most fucking obnoxious shit in this entire fucking game.
*pings pings* hello, earth to trash jungle, this faggot has been in my tower since level 2, please rape him before my wave pushes back and I freelose the game for you.
You are the kind of toplaner i hate playing with. Pick a lane you lose, and then DEMAND ganks the whole fucking game long. Guess what, the jungler is not your personal gankslave. Sometimes other lanes need his attention too. Sometimes stuff happens in the jungle. And you are never satisfied with one gank, oh no. PINGPINGPINGPING MY LANE GOGO COME PINGPINGPINGPING. It is not my job to win camp your lane all day long. And i fucking hate guys who ping their turret all game, no matter what goes on anywhere else on the map. Learn to not lose your lane without occupying all of your junglers attention. And got beware if the gank goes wrong and maybe the enemy counterganks, then you will flame your jungler for the rest of the game. What, you are not in my lane again? PINGPINGPINGPINGPING. You dare farm the jungle? PINGPINGPINGPING. You are ganking mid or bot? PINGPINGPINGPING Omg i am so helpless alone in my lane 1v1, i can't possibly deal with it. I counterpicked myself or i absolutely HAVE to pick an easily counterable top as firstpick. and now i cry for the jungler the whole game, and flame him while doing so, that will surely make him come to my lane.
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On November 10 2012 14:14 Zergneedsfood wrote:Show nested quote +On November 10 2012 08:59 Alaric wrote:+ Show Spoiler [LR] +Today, the first game has people rushing into fights, top Shen dying under Jax's tower at level 2, then "splitpushing" by running on their side of lanes with no wards then dying, and a team that generally can't work together.
The second game has Shen top, Brand mid... wait, the last pick takes Yorick. No, Shen has exhaust but that's for top. Yes, he's not supporting. Yorick becomes Akali. What? Shen has to support and the lane gets trashed as Shen is outranged by Vayne and "support" AP Diana, and 4-men dives every 3 minutes don't really help.
Third game is against the usual Darius "press buttons without second thought", I'm Udyr. Nautilus camps me, I ward, he takes other paths. I ask the team to ward them. They refuse. Also, the MS on Darius' passive is stupid as fuck and makes escapes so easy for him. Also featuring Skarner philo before boots that fails 3 ganks top, and gets shurelya after phage and sheen. Ends up with Blitz ragequitting and his duo making excuses for him.
The 4th game has a duoQ, again, with a fp Blitz, 'cause hey he can't be countered (hai Taric), and they have a 150 Elo gap. Oh, another brainless Darius on the other team do. Do I hate the champs that are so binary.
Oh, top Jax feeds Darius a kill at level one, under Darius' tower. Then he comes mid, pushes it, I get dived. Then he does the same bot.
I got dived 4 times at the 10 minutes mark, surviving one. Then LS appears, 7-1, 157 AD, and 4 shots me.
5th game: Teemo support. Do I need to say more? Maybe "fp Akali into enemy LS mid". At least I'll have the "pleasure" to be camped by Mundo so I can't get a clear idea of how playing against Jayce is after the nerfs. Also "full AP" jungle Nunu, going RoA and kage.
Only good thing of the game: when a Jayce is terrible, I can now finally destroy him for it. I guess it's comfort for the free loss.
6th game: Maokai support. Also ignite from max range (diving under the tower) kills me with the last tick. Tell me more about lucking out.
7th game: Karthus hasn't yet learnt his ult as of level 9.
8th game is a win. The only one I played as ADC, uh. Well, Tristana Ghost OP when Morde manages to catch her, and Lux+Voli too good at getting isolated targets. Final result: 1-7, I admittedly failed in 2 of the 7 losses, and couldn't fight the snowballing from my teammates in 5 of them (not exclusive). Went from 1389 to 1315 Elo. EKH (Extended Kid Hour) on Friday night is truly terrifying. My face when Darius has easy escapes.
LOL.
I laughed so hard at the bolded part.
On November 09 2012 08:08 Alaric wrote:Around 50% actually. It's more that I get utterly stupid people in way more than half of my games, and I rage more at dumb people than bad people. There's also some dumb shit I do, like ask the AD which supports he prefers. Noone has answered till 8s before countdown, so I don't check the nick when I get asked for Leona, although I think "they'll last pick Taric and I'm fucked". It was the jungler. AD asks for Taric, I click while the countdown finishes, well I'm stuck with Leona. And as predicted it's Taric. I'm gonna have a horrible laning phase, but that's my fault, should have double checked and ignored the guy who won't have to be supported by me. (Actually we won that one by a large margin. Taric played very passive for some reason and didn't punish my inability to jump on them, and we punished their errors hard, while Teemo was able to beat Vlad despite early setbacks. Once we got strong enough to beat their botlane and relieve pressure from mid camped by Lee, Diana soundly beat Ahri. That game was nice with people cooperating and no raging, but I consider it a lucky one-in-a-day game, statistically. ) + Show Spoiler [You know what, I'll actually sho…] +Hey, new one: Brand makes Xerath go afk. We win 5v4, right? NOPE, stoned Blitz decides to throw on purpose because "we win now, it's over". Turns out a fed (10-15 kills for 4 deaths) Ezreal can kill us all very easily when dumbass Shyvana burns all she has on Teemo or Amumu an sudenly Ezreal enters the fight and starts killing people.
I spent around 15 minutes telling them before they decided not to fight when we don't know where Ez is, and to no burn exhaust and stuff on useless enemies.
Then we lost after around 50 minutes because Shyvana runs 1v5 to "stop nashor" when the super minions threaten the naked nexus.
Fucking moron Shyvana. And trash stoned Blitz. He couldn't land a grab either.
FYI, I've been going LWLWLWLWLWL... all day today. And more than half those games, be them wins or losses, were actually worthy of figuring here.
Next game is my third against a Yorick today. Really, fuck them all so hard. This champ is annoying, faceroll and doesn't bring any fun to the game. Only is ult is somewhat salvageable. Also tp Morg OP, waiting to see if she goes back mid or ganks.
He skilled W when we invaded. Also ALi jungle against Yorick.
Yorick is bad, as usual (failed a dive on 300 HP Alistar, he died and got the kill with his ult). Failed invade put me too behind, Yorick got an easy kill at level 3 vs my 1.
Usual trash that facerolls and snowballs. Irks me.
Also Alistar insists to gank and gives him a double kill.
And Ezreal doesn't come to the drake so we get destroyed without killing it when they rush, 4v5. Thank you Ezreal, you fucking moron.
Next, uh... not much to say. Sion on boots1 for 20 minutes so doesn't catch anyone. Kennen never comes to drakes even though he's losing lane. Shyvana engages 2v5 but runs from a 2v3 with 2 of them at less than 300hp. They're doing loads of stupid stuff, but nothing really out of the ordinary so I shouldn't QQ.
In one game, westdoor0204 did not even buy boot 1 until 20ish minute of the game.
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I had saintvicious' successor in my game just now. Those invades and calls. Holy shit... He probably taught the kamikaze pilots how to pull off suicides with the way he uses his ult as Nocturne...
Aced every teamfight.
Guaranteed double kill every invade he did because his ass buddy duo queue follows him around and dies.
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I've lost over 100 Elo in the last day and a half.. I've fallen so low I just gotten beaten by a team with no AD carry (Had AP Sion w/ AP Nid support, AP Diana mid, Skarner jungle and Olaf top who of course being the only AD got fed off our lousy top)
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How do we manage to lose a game where my duo queue ad carry is outfarming a cait/sona lane and i'm janna and my shaco is all over the map ganking? Ez. get baron at 25 min, then do absolutely nothing for the next 20 until they outscale you and you can't teamfight anymore.
I mean damn, my winrate as a jungler is 78% right now, why do I let other people jungle when they call it just so they can pick horribly?
another example from yesterday:
we have a singed, a vayne, an on-hit effect lulu mid (-__-) and he picks skarner. and since i'm last pick and taric is taken i'm forced to alistar so my vayne doesn't get raped by graves taric.
I immediately tell him: Don't pick skarner, he's gonna be useless in this comp. lategame you're gonna ult someone and they're gonna walk away. Needless to say after 25 min that happened every time he ulted.
I thought climbing 200 elo in the past 5 days was pretty good, but people are still idiots at 1200.
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I'm a level 15 playing Garen. It's late game, and I'm 20-0-15. We're up 30 kills. Someone on the other team has left. I say OVER AND OVER to just GROUP UP IN THE MIDDLE AND KILL THEM. HOW HARD IS THIS TO DO? Like 3 of us go there, someone goes off to kill random monsters or minions, someone decides to push another lane for no reason and gets killed. OVER AND OVER. HALF AN HOUR OF THIS. I MAXED OVER 20 MINUTES AGO. OTHER PEOPLE ARE MAXED AND STILL GOING AROUND JUNGLING? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
At one point we kill off two people on the other team while only one of us dying. I'm fighting Amumu and Annie by myself. They're both a little under half health. The other three people on my team are literally on the same screen as me. Standing behind me. Doing nothing. The battle goes on for over 10 seconds. Corki shoots one missile in before swiftly retreating. The others do absolutely nothing. I die. They retreat, one of them dying in the process. Holy shit.
We lose because people are going around jungling and getting picked off. The game was over 70 minutes in. It was 5v4. I want to kill someone.
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Ow leblanc 18-2. She teleported bot during one of my ganks and then got a triple kill. I have no idea how vayne didn't insta die. I think graves saved his abilities to try to ks so we didn't get a kill and had to chase or taric didn't get in range before she flashed. If vayne had died we would have been able to focus on the leblanc using all AP / mpen runes and gibbed her.
It was a risky move on leblanc's part that could have set her team back an extra kill, or let us win the game.
edit: the next game my team is 30-6 @ 20 minutes. LoL
1200 elo too variable :p
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Leona lags and stands still EVERY teamfight.
We proceed to lose despite how fed Kat and I (Vayne) were.
What a fucking joke. If you have internet issues, don't fucking queue up. It's that fucking simple.
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