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game starts -> our olaf double kill level 1. nice job man
gets me a kill top lane. thanks man
goes nutso, getting kills dives all the time, taking kills he didn't need. whatever, let's just win man
enemy singed, zyra, amumu start a combined 0-12-0. nice work easy win just shut down sivir and we win
enemy sivir starts 5-0, she's literally her whole team
our olaf, 8-0. item build: swifties, mallet, warmogs, negatron.
negatron
negatron
negatron
5-0 sivir and 0-12-0 AP opponents and he's stacking HP and MR
what
in
the
actual
fuck
thanks for taking all the gold asshat
-> slow painful loss as sivir racks up 17 more kills lmao
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Cant smurf without your lvl2 fiddle jungling trying to counterjungle a SHYVANA and feeding your lane double buff + mid who was stupid enough to follow him
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On August 12 2012 08:19 ticklishmusic wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2012 07:47 Cheap0 wrote:
As a support, signs that you've played well aren't so obviously written into KDA, so you have to use other metrics for judging your performance, including how many mistakes you've made, what you accomplished for your team and carry, etc.
It's frustrating getting stuck with a carry that's not very good at recognizing those. I just had a game as Taric supporting a Twitch where I was just bossing it up, including feeding him a great double kill early on, excellent ward coverage, including wards deep into their jungle when the opportunity presented itself. I kept him alive really well too, and going on into the mid and late game, I managed to be pretty relevant for my team (including a clutch flash-heal onto our Karthus that saved him from dying while getting him a kill).
Of course, Twitch thinks he's the hottest shit ever since he had a good score and was carrying at the end. "Oh, I can't carry this trash." "Fail team." "Fail support." Why do I even bother supporting idiots like that? If I see a sign that my AD's going to be a dick, I should just play something else or dodge. So this was probably not the right thing to do, but after 3 games of having asshole egohead ad carries, I got tired of it. Got my adc pretty fed in three games going 0/4/X, 1/7/X, 2/5/X. The next game, I quickly get my adc Vayne a triple kill off a bad gank from the enemy team as Ali, and since he has IE before the other team has Dorans x2, it's looking like a quick and easy game. Too bad for him. He crowed about how good he was and how I was a feeder because I died (getting him the triple). You know how I died? He was almost dead from the gank with tumble on CD, enemy Tristana and Hec were going to dive him with Soraka coming close behind. I flashed right on top him, healed him, pulverized Hec/Tristana, headbutted Tristana into the wall, exhausted Hec while the turret beat the crap out of them. Since I was on top of Vayne, I took the combo meant for him and summarily died, and Vayne cleaned up those 3 easily afterwards. I was sick and tired of these ad carries who don't seem to understand how much decision making goes into keeping them alive in that sort of situation. I mean, would a little thank you be too much? Honestly, that play quite possibly won the game for us. Anyways, Vayne keeps talking about he's hot shit and how i did nothing and how support is ez, and I just got angrier and angrier. I tried explaining what I did there, and most of my team was on my side, except our jungler who told us to stfu and play. So I said fuck it. Vayne can carry right? I gave him a 3/0 from that one thing, plus the other 2 kills he got before that. 5 kill advantage, you dont really need Ali to do anything right? I mean, all a support does is afk and heal the ad carry and put down some wards right? Ok cool, that's what I'll do. I sat there. I healed him. I warded. Didn't try to make any plays for him by headbutting and pulverizing or anything like that. Didn't really try for brush control either. Didn't dive turrets. Nope. Just sat there and healed him as he said a support was supposed to. We lost that game pretty miserably. The enemy raka was not bad, and their Tristana was decent. Vayne ends up going 6/9, I finish 0/2/X. After game, enemy team asks how the fuck we threw that. I explain that I'm tired of getting shit from adc and not giving credit, and they kind of agree with me. It's kind of nice. Vayne rages to report me but I don't really care. I don't think I'll throw a game like that again soon, but it felt kinda good.
Yea, it's not really nice to your team to do that sort of thing, but sometimes, it's wonderful to give these assholes what they deserve. I salute you. Lol at him only getting one more kill and 9 deaths after you stopped being active.
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Man there are dicks in all roles (Sometimes I'm a prick in jungle and take lane CS when I'm angry) but there is nothing I hate more than ADs who get fed kills then think they are fucking god. I remember playing blitz with this graves in solo q and whilst I think my blitz is decent it isnt great, but this game I just got lucky and hit three ridiculous pulls on their ez in a row, Graves goes from 0-1 to 3-1 and is now well on top. I then go for another pull, miss and graves goes 'joke support' and then blamed me for us getting double killed because we got 4 manned (I had wards up but not deep enough to see them
go through our jungle). Seriously man? We went on to lose that game (Graves did good he was just a prick though).
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Wow, i am second pick, third pick announces top, 5th says bot, whatever that means. Our first pick takes panth and tells the team he will be top. Third now talks to himself in teamchat:
we need 2 ad 1 ap a tank and a support
i am tank
2nd pick can you take taric support please?
Then he locks in Xin with ignite/exaust.
I ask him if he might want to stwitch to smite, cause, you know, panth top. he just ignores me and i pick alistar in the last second and am already pissed.
He, you don''t have taric?????
Then 4th pick takes lux and fith, the one calling "bot" takes amumu with ignite and yells "I DON'T JUNGLE"
First dodge in al ong time.
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Won lane in mid.
Opponent leaves lane, i call 'ss mid'. 2 minutes later Orianna comes back into lane with 3 kills from the invading jungler and bot lane.
Wards win games but i sometimes feel like i'm the only one who actually buys and places them correctly.
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Siigari now at 3k viewers.
I....
I don't even. I've already raged so hard on thsi topic I'm not even gonna bother this time. I just don't understand why.
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On August 13 2012 21:58 WaveofShadow wrote:
Siigari now at 3k viewers.
I....
I don't even. I've already raged so hard on thsi topic I'm not even gonna bother this time. I just don't understand why.
Dude, since you were mentioning him this weekend, I checked out the stream this morning while I was getting ready for work.
Holy. Shit. He's so bad
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On August 13 2012 22:11 jcarlsoniv wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2012 21:58 WaveofShadow wrote:
Siigari now at 3k viewers.
I....
I don't even. I've already raged so hard on thsi topic I'm not even gonna bother this time. I just don't understand why. Dude, since you were mentioning him this weekend, I checked out the stream this morning while I was getting ready for work. Holy. Shit. He's so bad
I don't pretend for a second to be more skilled than he is or anything (well I am better at casting, I know that much) but WHY DOES HE HAVE 3K VIEWERS?!
Also, fuck Canadian internet. Shit's so expensive and we get fucking bandwidth limits and shitty upload speeds. Can't stream at 1080p and won't be able to because I'm poor.
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On August 13 2012 22:29 WaveofShadow wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2012 22:11 jcarlsoniv wrote:On August 13 2012 21:58 WaveofShadow wrote:
Siigari now at 3k viewers.
I....
I don't even. I've already raged so hard on thsi topic I'm not even gonna bother this time. I just don't understand why. Dude, since you were mentioning him this weekend, I checked out the stream this morning while I was getting ready for work. Holy. Shit. He's so bad I don't pretend for a second to be more skilled than he is or anything (well I am better at casting, I know that much) but WHY DOES HE HAVE 3K VIEWERS?! Also, fuck Canadian internet. Shit's so expensive and we get fucking bandwidth limits and shitty upload speeds. Can't stream at 1080p and won't be able to because I'm poor.
He just reminds me of Grackis. Don't you worry, WoS, it's all just a fad. People watch him cuz he plays Eve. People watch you because you've got a sexy casting voice.
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some noob olaf goes 0 9 0 in 1900 elo and loses the game singlehandedly
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Playing Darius top because everyone bitched at me for not banning him, so I first pick him instead. That's fine. I go against a Kayle, which was kind of tough, but we both end up going 3-2 (thanks to junglers showing up and what not). I'm ahead on farm, send her back a bunch because she can't use her ult properly, going well. I just start roaming because why the fuck not, and pick up 5 more kills, no deaths, because Darius.
I'm now 8-2. Do you want to know how many kills our team has? 8. Their team has 9.
I have the only kills on our team, and almost as much as the enemy team put together. Yep.
The worst part is, they were too scared to ever fight me that they dragged the game out for 57 MINUTES. An hour long game of my team doing nearly nothing, and me getting focused to death (Taric stun, Vayne pin, Kayle slow) in every single teamfight because I'm the only one doing anything worthwhile.
I don't even know how to express my frustration.
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On August 13 2012 23:30 OutlaW- wrote:some noob olaf goes 0 9 0 in 1900 elo and loses the game singlehandedly + Show Spoiler +
My Olaf stats in ranked are 0/11/7, played one game, fed like crazy (not inentionally) and never played him again.
What is up with all the assholes calling roles? 4th pick says "me mid", I´m first pick and the enemy picks Xerath so I go Ahri. Now this guy starts bitching all through the lobby about me being retarded. Do people honestly think they are entitled to whatever roles they call? This happens atleast every lobby.
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seriously i hate people calling roles and bitching if they don't get it. like it's fine if you prefer it but if you don't get it then don't bitch about it.
i had a couple of games yesterday where people were bitching at me when i was playing well AND when we were winning handily.
-after a mid game skirmish it became 2v5 with me(janna)+lee sin, as 2 of them respawned so it was an obvious sign to back off. for some reason lee jumps in. i try to flash ulti but lee gets bursted down too fast and i miss it barely so i shurelya's out safely. lee bitches to me in chat "NICE ULT JANNA." later i'm trying to find wards near baron and apparently i missed one and lee is pinging and saying things like "FUCKING JANNA YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS WHY BUY ORACLES IF YOU CAN'T CLEAR WARDS." i finish the game 0/1/16 and we won easily. wtf.
-i'm diana mid. we have a fiora top who gets FB and snowballs, she's like 8-1. i dominate the ahri in my lane, i'm up like 80-90 cs, but i died to an early gank because i suck at mid and i forget diana has no escapes. i get a quadra kill in a mid-game skirmish so i'm pretty fed and farmed. i mess up and get caught so now i'm like 6/2/9 or something and the score is like 30-11. fiora threatens to afk if i die again, calls me a scrub and bitches in chat.
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Eh, practicing Lee on blind picks. Mid and top refuse to leash, so i lose some pots there, still go top to gank, our Yorick refuses to slow AD sion, so i just go in, hit my E, and double Q. He is at 50% when he flashes to turret, i drop to 30% from 1 tower hit that i got from being stupid. Our Yorick has not done anything while this happened. At this point i am pretty pleased in myself, and i decide to go to golems, knowing that Sion is surely dead when i get back. But then:
2seconds later Yorick dives Sion who is BEHIND HIS OWN TURRET and gets stunned, ignited + 2 tower shotted to death. That yorick was even running TP, so wtf did he think he was going to do against 50% hp Sion?
Ok, now we can play a game, what did this Yorick say next?
a. Sorry, that was stupid, don't know what i was thinking... sorry Lee for doing a stupid mistake
b. This Lee just ruined my lane
AEUJTRAETAJEG
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Recently played yorick support. Was doing fine. No big mistakes in lane. Then shyvana comes for gank. I ping.  we go back. HAHA shyv dumb. Shyvana pretends to recall.
I'm like :-/
I walk forward a bit and take harass to see if she's really leaving cuz I'm yorick. Sustain BD
She doesn't leave and goes into the brush. I drop a ward down there because I know she's there. Damn shyvana takes it down before it stealths with OP double attack reset.
np, I drop another ward there a few second later.
Then shyvana pretends to recall again. I take a few hits. Nope. She didn't really b and runs into the brush like a retard again.
I say in chat "still there"
So then we know she's there, and I make the completely logical choice to not get baited and chase too far, causing graves to die, me to die trying to stupidly save him, and losing our tower. Yep everything turned out Aok for this yorick support. >.<
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I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME;HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB TO GANK TOP AT MOTHERFUCKING 6:45 MINUTES INTO THE FUCKING GAME AGAINST A UYDR JUNGLE;WTF FDOY OU THINK IS GOIN TO HAPPEN TO YOUR FUCKIN BUFF FAGGOT.O MORGANA IS ROAMING AGAIN?*O NO FUCKINLEG SHIT BECAUSE I CANT GHOLED HER IN HER LANE WHEN I DONT HAVE MY FUCKIGN BIFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
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ATLAAST KILL THE LANE YOUR GANKING AND THAN STEAL THIER BUFF AND NOT RACALL LIKE A MORON ACOMPLISHING APSOLUTELLY NOTHING
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Somehow, I'm always blessed with mentally challenged bot and/or toplane and I can't carry them...
But I love playing her so much :/
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Wow. Uh, need some tea or something?
Speaking of "calling roles", I think I have one that's at least somewhat understandable. I'm third pick, call jungle, our second pick calls mid. We're purple side, so he gets to pick before me.
He grabs Nocturne. I act confused (obviously) and he says:
Him: "Trade me for mid"
Me: "I don't own Nocturne"
Him: "You're fucking stupid faggot"
I go ahead and grab Viktor. It goes bad vs Brand, 0-2 in his favor. Nocturne refuses to give me any Blues (I end up stealing one with laser because he fucks up Smite), and bitches me out.
The silly thing is, I think I'm playing badly as 0-2, but top is 1-7 and the enemy Draven on bot has 6 kills. I felt a bit better, but the whole situation was just silly.
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