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On October 12 2016 14:45 Bleak wrote:
I dont know why but all these people playing weird decks manage to find me when I am trying to have fun. I just played a cthun paladin with every single paladin healing card (tuskarr jouster, holy light, fucking guardian of kings even) and 2 doomcallers. Lost the game, such a waste of time.
LOL. Must have been a blast for him tho!
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It just felt as if I played against someone with perfect information in this weeks tavern brawl.
I'm Bash warrior vs. Babbling Book mage. Fine, not a very favorable matchup but still lets try.
The mage played freezing burn spells just as I was about to play Gorehowl. Even more so since my opponent had imho much better targets for those spells than face the two turns before (you also get random cards in addition to the card you choose, and I got many minions there)
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Is there any chance in wild that you fucking dickheads could stop playing secret fucking asshole paladin? Get with it and stop playing that cunt fucking shit deck. Grow a set of balls, fucking assholes.
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On October 13 2016 21:24 MrMike wrote:
Is there any chance in wild that you fucking dickheads could stop playing secret fucking asshole paladin? Get with it and stop playing that cunt fucking shit deck. Grow a set of balls, fucking assholes.
No don't stop! It makes people ruin their decks By playing Eater of Secrets, which means more wins for me. It's such a bad card and some people even run two.
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Ladder is such am misreable fucking experience these days. Are there any fucking game modes that dont suck? Cant we ban a fuckling class or two? Why not? I dont want to play against asshole Shamans or dickhead secret Huntard anymore. Its so fucking irritating and annoying. Why cant we ban a class like tournaments?
Why arent there games modes where you can avoid shit you hate?
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Priest gets Nefarian, Rend Blackhand (both from Malchezaar) and Brawl from Thoughtsteal and Shifting Shade. I don't even... Can't he just get a Doomsayer or something shitty? Also, why the fuck does that retarded class get cards FROM MY FUCKING DECK?! Can't they at least be honorable and get a random class card like Rogue?!?! That way I can play a deck without getting ALL MY CARDS TURNED AGAINST ME with all that bullshit that is Thoughtsteal, Mind Vision, Shifting Shade, Entomb, Mind Control are all retarded cards that should not exist.
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Next game: Varian (again from Malchezaar) pulls out my C'Thun and Doomsayer... FML
And before people ask: I played Reno C'Thun Warrior those games.
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(This weeks tavern brawl)
My most recent opponent just played a Call Pet deck. No I'm not kidding, Call Pet was his choice in this week's brawl. I am lost for word....
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Please don't play top-tier decks in casual. They are not casual. Fuck off. Casual should be a place to get away from those decks. I don't give a fuck if you are trying to complete a quest, you are still being an arsehole, and should fuck off.
Edit: And the next one was against a zoo who got double Power Overwhelming from Dark Peddlers and killed me when I had 18 health and he had no board. Seriously, why play zoo in casual? What is fucking wrong with you that you think, "Zoo seems like a nice, fun, casual deck"?
Edit 2: Followed by a hybrid hunter deck (also boring) and then a Patron Warrior, which is at least different. Unfortunately the person went AFK.
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Tirion Fordring
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first time i've opened hearthstone this week and a fresh arena run into 0-2 to completely fucking joke decks, o this is why i stopped fucking bothering and was playing WoW all week
w/e guys team whatever fucking number they call themselves know best
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On October 15 2016 05:04 Stancel wrote:
Tirion Fordring
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This happens about once per game for my opponents.
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Can Backstab stop being free? The drawback is almost non-existent
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Why the fuck can the cancerous "tempo Mage" get Summoning Stone from Firelands Portal? Lost a fucking won game because I couldn't remove it or his board (used my Flamestrike earlier to clear 2 Azure Drakes, Barnes and Antonidas) even though I had Ice Block up and Reno in Hand.
Edit: Lost 2 games in a row to ridiculous draws. First game druid got Malygos, 2 Living Roots, Innervate, Swipe, Emperor Thaurissan by turn 7 WITHOUT ANY CARD DRAW, I was dead on turn 8. Next game huntard by turn 7 draws both Quick Shots, both Kill Commands, and played Cloaked Huntress with 3 secrets. Thanks RNG, so good to know I can't draw any good while my opponent draws everything he needs to kill me by turn 7.
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tfw your hunter opponent gets 6 extra damage because you rolled jungle moonkin from ironforge portal
also
fuck
hunter
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Wow - you Shaman players are so good at the game. Great job. Must have takena lot of studying to learn to play such a complex deck/class. Fucking awesome.
BTW - Go fuck your mother, then kill her.
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Hearthstone ladder: Control warrior, mid shaman, miracle rogue, maly druid, huntard. Play anything else and you can fuck off. Nice variety blizz. 70 % of the games cards are never used, they're just RNG dumpster for lemmings to waste packs
I cant play anything except maly druid cause shamans shit a fuckton of high hp minions for zero cost and there's nothing in the game to counter that except swipes and spell damage and once zoo before you gave them a 1 mana 3 dura fiery war axe and 2 aoe spells.
And its super frustrating to lose cause all they do is roll spell damage and smack your 4 mana minion with a lightning bolt and a 1 mana weapon. The most random class is the most powerful thanks a lot you assholes
Shamans have a 3 mana polymorph, a 3 mana flamestrike, a better arcane explosion, a 1 mana fiery war axe, a potentially 0 mana 5/5, a 6/5 blackwing corruptor, a 4 mana 7/7, and doomhammer has been broken as fuck for long enough. And the blizzard dumbasses think they can design card games. As if spell power was so hard for them to come by.
Shaman is like a warrior mage zoo mix and it's a fucking joke what they have done thanks to some QQ about shaman being too weak
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On October 18 2016 02:39 Vivax wrote:
Hearthstone ladder: Control warrior, mid shaman, miracle rogue, maly druid, huntard. Play anything else and you can fuck off. Nice variety blizz. 70 % of the games cards are never used, they're just RNG dumpster for lemmings to waste packs
I cant play anything except maly druid cause shamans shit a fuckton of high hp minions for zero cost and there's nothing in the game to counter that except swipes and spell damage and once zoo before you gave them a 1 mana 3 dura fiery war axe and 2 aoe spells.
And its super frustrating to lose cause all they do is roll spell damage and smack your 4 mana minion with a lightning bolt and a 1 mana weapon. The most random class is the most powerful thanks a lot you assholes
Shamans have a 3 mana polymorph, a 3 mana flamestrike, a better arcane explosion, a 1 mana fiery war axe, a potentially 0 mana 5/5, a 6/5 blackwing corruptor, a 4 mana 7/7, and doomhammer has been broken as fuck for long enough. And the blizzard dumbasses think they can design card games. As if spell power was so hard for them to come by.
Shaman is like a warrior mage zoo mix and it's a fucking joke what they have done thanks to some QQ about shaman being too weak
Amen, brother. Its fucking stupid out there on ladder right now and it doesnt matter what rank. Its all infested with brainless cancer decks. Cant fucking stand it. I hope they all die.
The other extreme is Assfuck Control Warrior. How the FUCK do you get through 700 fucking armor and all their bull shit? The games take 3 fucking hours and every time you think you have them close to lethal they fucking armor up another 6-10 HP and its back to what may as well be full health. Its so god damned irritating. Fuck armor stacking.
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On October 18 2016 23:12 MrMike wrote:Show nested quote +On October 18 2016 02:39 Vivax wrote:
Hearthstone ladder: Control warrior, mid shaman, miracle rogue, maly druid, huntard. Play anything else and you can fuck off. Nice variety blizz. 70 % of the games cards are never used, they're just RNG dumpster for lemmings to waste packs
I cant play anything except maly druid cause shamans shit a fuckton of high hp minions for zero cost and there's nothing in the game to counter that except swipes and spell damage and once zoo before you gave them a 1 mana 3 dura fiery war axe and 2 aoe spells.
And its super frustrating to lose cause all they do is roll spell damage and smack your 4 mana minion with a lightning bolt and a 1 mana weapon. The most random class is the most powerful thanks a lot you assholes
Shamans have a 3 mana polymorph, a 3 mana flamestrike, a better arcane explosion, a 1 mana fiery war axe, a potentially 0 mana 5/5, a 6/5 blackwing corruptor, a 4 mana 7/7, and doomhammer has been broken as fuck for long enough. And the blizzard dumbasses think they can design card games. As if spell power was so hard for them to come by.
Shaman is like a warrior mage zoo mix and it's a fucking joke what they have done thanks to some QQ about shaman being too weak Amen, brother. Its fucking stupid out there on ladder right now and it doesnt matter what rank. Its all infested with brainless cancer decks. Cant fucking stand it. I hope they all die. The other extreme is Assfuck Control Warrior. How the FUCK do you get through 700 fucking armor and all their bull shit? The games take 3 fucking hours and every time you think you have them close to lethal they fucking armor up another 6-10 HP and its back to what may as well be full health. Its so god damned irritating. Fuck armor stacking.
Shield slam is partly guilty here, unlike blade flurry it has little downside, want to kill a minion, shield slam and execute 3 mana (cheaper than hex or polymorph, want a direct kill ? shield block into shield slam 4 mana 5 damage and one card loss or bash into shield slam for 6 damage equal to a fireball (for two card loss)
It should play like blade flurry destroy your armor deal that damage to a minion.
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Rank 18. Get matched up against a dragon warrior. Their warrior is golden and every card is golden (they had a golden coin). My thoughtsteal picked a golden Nefarian. That person shouldn't be rank 18. Why are they playing dragon warrior at rank 18? They clearly aren't doing it for the quests. If they cared about ranking up then they wouldn't be at rank 18 on the 18th of the month. They are just a fucking arsehole.
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these shitters topdecking boardclear after boardclear and entombs can and should go fuck themselves
ya arenas actually 100% rigged
fuck everyone at blizzard, fuck everyone memeing never lucky when they've never played a single game of hearthstone in their lives, nevermind watched mine with HDT on
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