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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 15:03:25
July 30 2008 15:02 GMT
#1
HOLY SHIT
http://technabob.com/blog/2008/07/18/wasp-knife-will-stab-your-victims-then-freeze-their-organs/
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Not your average weapon, the Wasp Knife "shoots out a little frozen gas ball which instantaneously grows to 'the size of a basketball' and freezes the victim's internal organs." Video after the break.

The Wasp Knife was created to kill bears and sharks, which is super handy if you're like me and you find that bears and sharks are constantly bothering you.



Also, lol at Britain
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035729/Britain-alert-deadly-new-knife-exploding-tip-freezes-victims-organs.html


That thing is pure insanity and needs to be issued to militaries immediately.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 30 2008 15:04 GMT
#2
Lol, that does sound totally badass
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 30 2008 15:05 GMT
#3
Travis you need one of these as part of your bad ass training
FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
July 30 2008 15:08 GMT
#4
I wonder if it works on warm beer...I smell profit!
Veni, vidi, vici!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32102 Posts
July 30 2008 15:09 GMT
#5
Totally badass, but you're gonna ruin your food if you're hunting and use this!!
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Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
July 30 2008 15:12 GMT
#6


I'am scared.

Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
July 30 2008 15:15 GMT
#7
On July 31 2008 00:08 FR4CT4L wrote:
I wonder if it works on warm beer...I smell profit!


Sorry, not so much on beer. The reason it works inside sharks and bears is that it lowers the temp at the same time that it expands inside their body. Not to be condescending, but the science is PV=NRT. You would end up blowing the beer out of the can/cup/keg.

That being said, this would be perfect for that bear that's been trying to follow me around. Or the next time someone bothers me while i'm playing sc

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garmule2
Profile Joined March 2006
United States376 Posts
July 30 2008 15:22 GMT
#8
What a horrible way to die. You'd lay there with your insides exploded outward and you wouldn't bleed to death for awhile because your organs are frozen.
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sMi.SyMPhOnY
Profile Joined December 2006
United States226 Posts
July 30 2008 15:23 GMT
#9
PV=nrt doesn't make someone look condescending. It's a gas law i learned in chemistry last year, which was when i was in 10th grade.

And how do they expect peopel to stab sharks? And obviously you're going to be able to ahve the time to stab a bear. A bit unrealistic, but nevertheless vicious.
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FR4CT4L
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia697 Posts
July 30 2008 15:25 GMT
#10
I'm going to have to remember that TL.net knows physics...though there's gotta be more things you can do with it other than pwning the local wildlife and viscous melons.

Would be great in a Rambo movie, as an arrowhead. Or savior could hang on to one waiting for FBH to do his thing.
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 30 2008 15:25 GMT
#11
I don't see wasp the problem with this cool weapon.
boe_N
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States57 Posts
July 30 2008 15:27 GMT
#12
that's so badass
I could totally 1-hit KO an ultralisk with that thing. Fuck 6 armor.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 30 2008 15:31 GMT
#13
Pff wait till you hit Chem 1 in uni and learn that PV=nrt is a piece of shit :p
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 30 2008 15:33 GMT
#14
How new is this? I could probably still buy one since there would be no bullshit law against owning one yet. (Good old Canada)
Not bad for a cat toy.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 30 2008 16:01 GMT
#15
Never again will I fear bears when I wander around the wilderness aimelessly.
Yay for the wasp knife!
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
July 30 2008 16:31 GMT
#16
Fuck yeah! I've always wanted to kill a shark.
That was an unknown unknown.
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
July 30 2008 16:34 GMT
#17
You people are sickening disgusting. How can you be excited by something like this?
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 16:35:39
July 30 2008 16:35 GMT
#18
On July 31 2008 00:25 Jyvblamo wrote:
I don't see wasp the problem with this cool weapon.


Hahaha. One of the best.

I was going to rant about how misleading it was putting Britain and then the Daily Mail... But then I realised the sad reality that the Daily Mail probably does represent the average Briton's views.
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
July 30 2008 16:39 GMT
#19
I hope this doesn't become standard street fare >_>
Kk.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
July 30 2008 16:43 GMT
#20
On July 31 2008 01:39 Kwidowmaker wrote:
I hope this doesn't become standard street fare >_>

Me2, but as you can see on the vid it takes a while to reload.. i doubt it will replace currently used "equipments" ~.~
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20105 Posts
July 30 2008 16:44 GMT
#21
If i get mugged, that fucker's gonna blow up.
Yea, i have that mentality.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 30 2008 16:48 GMT
#22
That's so badass. I don't understand how it could freeze someone's internal organs though. Seems more like it just makes them explode.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32102 Posts
July 30 2008 16:52 GMT
#23
On July 31 2008 01:44 decafchicken wrote:
If i get mugged, that fucker's gonna blow up.
Yea, i have that mentality.


bhahahahaah
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besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
July 30 2008 16:58 GMT
#24
just stabbing someone isnt enough now ? I dont get the point of this weapon, if your prepared to freeze someones organs from the inside until they die in horrible pain you would have no problem shooting them too, why not get a gun, this is sadistic and should not be sold, i doubt many bears or sharks will fall prey to this.
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 30 2008 17:01 GMT
#25
you dont need license to own a knife
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
July 30 2008 17:02 GMT
#26
On July 31 2008 01:58 besiger wrote:
just stabbing someone isnt enough now ? I dont get the point of this weapon, if your prepared to freeze someones organs from the inside until they die in horrible pain you would have no problem shooting them too, why not get a gun, this is sadistic and should not be sold, i doubt many bears or sharks will fall prey to this.


I see them falling prey to it, but managing to kill their attacker in the same instance, its a two for one deal.
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 30 2008 17:02 GMT
#27
On July 31 2008 02:01 XCetron wrote:
you dont need license to own a knife

I can't wait until they make a knife that shoots bullets.
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
July 30 2008 17:14 GMT
#28
Lol I am still waiting for the joke.... this just seems fucking rediculous.... a knife that shoots a gas projectile and explodes things while freezing their organs? LOL?
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besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
July 30 2008 17:15 GMT
#29
they should for sure make people have licenses for this, and yes some people will use them on bears and sharks, but as soon as it hits the streets its gonna be nasty, most people are morons who are likely to stab them selfs as much as others, i just think this isnt something that should ever be widely available as a *self defense* weapon or anything along those lines, whats next, pepper spray that sprays face melting acid ?
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 30 2008 17:39 GMT
#30
On July 31 2008 02:02 Jyvblamo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 02:01 XCetron wrote:
you dont need license to own a knife

I can't wait until they make a knife that shoots bullets.


Or a knife that you can drive around that fires shells out of its turret.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 17:55:09
July 30 2008 17:52 GMT
#31
why not get a gun, this is sadistic and should not be sold, i doubt many bears or sharks will fall prey to this.

I think the idea is that it's a last resort if you were in the wild, or the victim of that very rare shark attack. It's not for people hunting specifically hunting sharks and bears necessarily (though if they were, they'd have guns TOO), it's for those rare instances when the shark or bear is inadvertently provoked and you don't have much else choice. There are people who have survived shark attacks after being bitten, by hitting the shark in the eye... That requires a degree of precision. If you had this thing, your chances of survival I imagine would increase quite a bit.

However, it's an extremely dangerous weapon and will likely be abused vs people as well, which is sad.

you dont need license to own a knife

I don't think that's exactly classified as a knife lol. It's purpose is more similar to an ultra heavy duty.. hunting syringe .
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thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
July 30 2008 17:57 GMT
#32
If that freeze ball can kill sharks and bears, it can most definitely kill humans.
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Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 30 2008 18:03 GMT
#33
Knife crime is already insane in the UK. Now with super-fatal knives and the ease of acquiring these knives, I can see why the UK would not be particularly pleased.
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CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
July 30 2008 18:04 GMT
#34
On July 31 2008 01:34 BlackStar wrote:
You people are sickening disgusting. How can you be excited by something like this?

Because its really fucking cool.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 18:06:13
July 30 2008 18:05 GMT
#35
This weapon maybe put to good use against terrorists and other warmongers.

- Dutchkins, Manchester, 17/7/2008 04:22


Ahahaha.... There's at least one optimist in Manchester.

I think the weirdest thing about this knife will be its effects on self defence laws. You're not exactly allowed to shoot a person with a gun because they're coming at you with a knife, it's considered escalating the situation unless you absolutely have reason to believe you'll die if you don't... but with this weapon, how do you know it's a knife, and not a freezer syringe? It's not science fiction anymore, weapons do not look like what they are... The biggest mistake with this knife, possibly, is that it looks too much like a normal knife.


Because its really fucking cool.

Read the post above yours. It wouldn't be cool if knife crime were a big problem where you lived.
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 30 2008 18:09 GMT
#36
Gogo new Starcraft unit!!

Damn, this is one sexy knife~
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Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 30 2008 18:14 GMT
#37
On July 31 2008 03:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Read the post above yours. It wouldn't be cool if knife crime were a big problem where you lived.


Indeed.

From these, 11 per cent of all wounding, grievous bodily harm (GBH) or robberies were committed with a knife in the Thames Valley.

...

Coupled with findings in The Economist, the British Crime Survey reveals how the proliferation of knife crime now means that Britain is the most dangerous country in the Western world for violent attacks (5.7 attacks per 100 people), the Netherlands and USA are joint second with 4.2.


http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2032846_rising_knife_crime_due_to_police_red_tape_says_mp

This is basically the American equivalent of if, say, Malaysia were to start producing squirt-guns that fired hydrochloric acid and sold for for 20usd, complete with recharges, online. They'd look like your standard Nerf guns.

I myself find this a rather disturbing invention, and with the lack of any sort of restriction on it, actually kind of scary. I mean in the UK it's friggin outlawed to sell knives to people under 18, as it is, but obviously that's not gonna stop dedicated people from getting some.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 30 2008 18:15 GMT
#38
On July 31 2008 00:05 Kennigit wrote:
Travis you need one of these as part of your bad ass training



wow, I don't know if my mind is yet capable of harnessing that kind of power



but in all seriousness, I'd worry about accidentally poking myself with it
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
July 30 2008 18:35 GMT
#39
On July 31 2008 03:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I think the weirdest thing about this knife will be its effects on self defence laws. You're not exactly allowed to shoot a person with a gun because they're coming at you with a knife, it's considered escalating the situation unless you absolutely have reason to believe you'll die if you don't...

Seriously? Is that seriously what the law says? Because if you have a gun, and the other guy is attacking you with a knife, and you're not going to use your gun, then you are almost definitely* going to die.

(* unless you are Kennigit)
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 18:46:26
July 30 2008 18:43 GMT
#40
On July 31 2008 03:14 Southlight wrote:
I myself find this a rather disturbing invention, and with the lack of any sort of restriction on it, actually kind of scary. I mean in the UK it's friggin outlawed to sell knives to people under 18, as it is, but obviously that's not gonna stop dedicated people from getting some.

I think regulating the wasp knife will be similar to regulating guns.

As for regulating knives in general... I can see how they could regulate knives that are intended to be used as weapons, but I'm sure every household has multiple very sharp knives in the kitchen for cooking. There's no way they can regulate those.

Not to mention that if they only started trying to regulate knives recently, then it'll take a while for those regulations to have an effect.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
July 30 2008 18:49 GMT
#41
Why would you use a cheesy knife when you can use a gun ?
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Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
July 30 2008 22:38 GMT
#42
this knife is awesome. I can already see it in the next James Bond movie
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anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-30 22:47:41
July 30 2008 22:45 GMT
#43
i totally see this cutting baked potatoes with the gravy bullet.

On July 31 2008 03:49 Boblion wrote:
Why would you use a cheesy knife when you can use a gun ?

Joker explained it in the movie, go watch if you havent.
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
July 30 2008 22:54 GMT
#44
On July 31 2008 03:35 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 03:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I think the weirdest thing about this knife will be its effects on self defence laws. You're not exactly allowed to shoot a person with a gun because they're coming at you with a knife, it's considered escalating the situation unless you absolutely have reason to believe you'll die if you don't...

Seriously? Is that seriously what the law says? Because if you have a gun, and the other guy is attacking you with a knife, and you're not going to use your gun, then you are almost definitely* going to die.

(* unless you are Kennigit)


Except that the guy with the gun should always have the upper hand and the knife guy must be pretty damn crazy to attack someone with a gun. Its more like, you dont shoot someone simply because they have a knife.
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Southlight
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States11768 Posts
July 30 2008 22:56 GMT
#45
On July 31 2008 03:43 Bill307 wrote:
I think regulating the wasp knife will be similar to regulating guns.


It's easy to say, but in reality, it's easy as crap to smuggle a knife (mix this knife in with kitchenware, I'd guess 99.99999% of the time no one will think hard about what TYPE of knife it is), and considering this knife isn't sold by guns dealers, but instead of yet-unregulated types of stores (maybe I'm wrong, and such stores are regulated far more heavily than I know), and the fact that some Asian countries apparently? sell it "OTC" is even more worrying.

As someone said, this wouldn't be so insane a problem if this were some sort of gun-fired dart, ala tranquilizer, but rather that it looks exactly like a knife, thereby complicating would-be regulation. Just my opinion, though, we'll see, I guess. But if 18-year old mafia start stabbing each other with wasp knives instead of regular knives and causing 100% fatalities, I don't think we'd be saying "oh, badass!" anymore.
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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 30 2008 23:13 GMT
#46
Seems slightly impractical, but still pretty awesome.
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rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
July 30 2008 23:21 GMT
#47
that knife needs reloading every time it release the compressed air.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 30 2008 23:41 GMT
#48
On July 31 2008 08:21 rei wrote:
that knife needs reloading every time it release the compressed air.


you can still just stab things with it though.
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shinigami
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada423 Posts
July 30 2008 23:47 GMT
#49
Weapons sure are getting sophisticated these days.
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
July 31 2008 00:13 GMT
#50
Fucking dumb idea in the hands of the public.
Oh no
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 31 2008 00:27 GMT
#51

Seriously? Is that seriously what the law says? Because if you have a gun, and the other guy is attacking you with a knife, and you're not going to use your gun, then you are almost definitely* going to die.

Well the deal is, that if you have the option to run (as you do normally from someone wielding a knife, or giant biceps attached to fists), you're choosing to kill them over simply protecting yourself, which is a crime. You could argue you could still run away from someone holding this knife, but in this case if they nab you as you're getting out of there and press that button... + you're a lot more scared... Law has to take that into account.
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Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 31 2008 00:28 GMT
#52
I guess someone wanted a more portable bang stick. That's a pole with a pistol or shotgun shell at the tip, which goes off when thrust against a shark. It isn't the bullet that does the damage so much as the blast of propellent gas (this is why you shouldn't fuck around with blanks).
http://www.bangsticks.com/

What I don't see is any realistic test of effectiveness. It won't have the concussive force of a conventional powerhead, and it seems complicated and slow to use (stab, hold blade in target, hold down button). It's hard to imagine a situation where you wouldn't prefer either a powerhead or a pistol, although the portability and secondary uses are nice.

I don't think they've really tested it properly on live targets. I think they just made up their detailed claims on what it does to the target based on straightforward, inexpert thinking.

Compressed air is certainly a harmful thing to inject into a living target, but they're making some very strong claims about effectiveness and specific advantages. I particularly doubt the claim that it floats sharks up and away rather than blasting blood all over the place and provoking aggression in other sharks.
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Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
July 31 2008 00:47 GMT
#53
On July 31 2008 07:38 Retsukage wrote:
this knife is awesome. I can already see it in the next James Bond movie



You've never seen Live and Let Die have you? :p

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ArC_man
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States2798 Posts
July 31 2008 00:55 GMT
#54
In a survival situation, would anyone really have the guts to stab a friggin bear? Even if you had the guts, how the hell would you even get to stab it in the first place, especially in an area like the stomach.
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
July 31 2008 01:06 GMT
#55
bears kill 0.5person/year in the U.S
sharks kill 1person/year in the U.S
people killing other people with knifes per year: a LOT more..
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
July 31 2008 01:18 GMT
#56
On July 31 2008 00:31 Kennigit wrote:
Pff wait till you hit Chem 1 in uni and learn that PV=nrt is a piece of shit :p


exactly :-)
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 31 2008 01:19 GMT
#57
On July 31 2008 03:35 Bill307 wrote:
(* unless you are Kennigit)

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randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
July 31 2008 01:22 GMT
#58
I don't see this as too much of a problem. For 200 euro most gangster street kids would rather use a normal knife and just stab twice if they wanted to kill. If they wanted to scare a gun would be scarier, and most people getting robbed won't know the difference between the wasp knife and a normal knife unless you stand there explaining to them how much deadlier it is. Well thats what I would assume I'm not an expert on this sort of thing.

As for its effectiveness vs a shark/bear I can see it being useful if you are attacked by a shark you can make it go away much easier than punching its eyes/nose/gills. (Which works according to mythbusters.) I've never read about bears, but if one is attacking you, you would feel much better knowing that all you needed was a stab to get away if you are still capable of moving.
thunk
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States6233 Posts
July 31 2008 01:26 GMT
#59
On July 31 2008 00:15 waterdragon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 00:08 FR4CT4L wrote:
I wonder if it works on warm beer...I smell profit!


Sorry, not so much on beer. The reason it works inside sharks and bears is that it lowers the temp at the same time that it expands inside their body. Not to be condescending, but the science is PV=NRT. You would end up blowing the beer out of the can/cup/keg.

That being said, this would be perfect for that bear that's been trying to follow me around. Or the next time someone bothers me while i'm playing sc




Damn Robbie, you really are getting smarter at school.

For those of you who really are thinking of the militaries, almost everyone who has a knife doesn't need gas to freeze their enemy's internal organs so they die. Stabbing pretty much works, and if that doesn't work, stab again.
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Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-31 01:34:49
July 31 2008 01:33 GMT
#60
As terrifying as this sounds, how much more expensive or difficult this thing is compared to uh, poison on the knife for example. I really doubt this thing will boom street killings even if you didnt need a license for this, people have always found ways to kill each other. If anything, this sounds dangerous enough for "accidental" suicide numbers to increase, not exactly murder numbers.

Ah randombum said kinda the same thing, whatever.
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No_eL
Profile Joined July 2007
Chile1438 Posts
July 31 2008 01:41 GMT
#61
creepy.... fuck the people that use their brains for make weapons and make money, it sucks!!


....maybe more effective for humans with poison (in gas state)?? i suck too!!
Beat after beat i will become stronger.
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
July 31 2008 02:06 GMT
#62
Cloud, you make a good point. Then again, if sales for these boom then who is to say fatal stabbings won't rise?

Getting stabbed is one thing. Getting stabbbed and not living to tell the tale is another.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
July 31 2008 02:24 GMT
#63
I just got an idea!

Exploding shurikens! They will be like the needles(?) in halo needlers. They get stuck in enemy and then... BOOM! They explode.

I can imagine it now :D
...
tinman
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States287 Posts
July 31 2008 02:29 GMT
#64
now the next time someone jams a knife into my torso i have to worry organ freezing gas too

bummer
"Politics is an extravagance, an extravagance about grievances. And poetry is an extravagance about grief. And grievances are something that can be remedied, and griefs are irremediable."
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 31 2008 02:31 GMT
#65
On July 31 2008 10:06 REDBLUEGREEN wrote:
bears kill 0.5person/year in the U.S


Dang, don't tell me how killing half a person or half killing a person works; it's more fun to imagine.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Cham
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
797 Posts
July 31 2008 02:35 GMT
#66
I want to get one and just go around stabbing random things, like stretch armstrongs or something. I bet that would result in something cool happening.
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
July 31 2008 16:24 GMT
#67
On July 31 2008 03:04 CDRdude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 01:34 BlackStar wrote:
You people are sickening disgusting. How can you be excited by something like this?

Because its really fucking cool.



To stab someone or to be stabbed?

Yeah, you people think it's cool. That was my point. lol
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
July 31 2008 22:22 GMT
#68
Bears are godless killing machines and they deserve it.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 31 2008 22:24 GMT
#69
i wonder if you can get the injector things to work outside the knoife. Like imagine if that was in plastic or something.....that might cause problems on i dunno, airplanes?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20105 Posts
July 31 2008 22:27 GMT
#70
kennigit im still waiting on your weapons list!
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 31 2008 23:15 GMT
#71
On August 01 2008 07:24 Kennigit wrote:
i wonder if you can get the injector things to work outside the knoife. Like imagine if that was in plastic or something.....that might cause problems on i dunno, airplanes?


say hello to wasp knitting needles! don't ever try to mug the old lady again
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 31 2008 23:25 GMT
#72
On August 01 2008 07:27 decafchicken wrote:
kennigit im still waiting on your weapons list!

My blog has been....comprimised
Woyn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United Kingdom1628 Posts
July 31 2008 23:39 GMT
#73
I dunno if id be more worried about my organs freezing or the impending bursting open of my chest from the gas expansion..
Chosi
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Germany1303 Posts
July 31 2008 23:49 GMT
#74
if I attach a nuclear warhead to a missle and stab someone before I detonete it .. is it still considered a knife? This is so pointless.
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Deleted User 38166
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
109 Posts
August 01 2008 00:02 GMT
#75
That sounds like one bad ass knife. Why did no one think of this sooner?
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
August 01 2008 00:04 GMT
#76
Now I kind of feel like making one that works with gunpowder instead of CO2 cartridges.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 01 2008 00:37 GMT
#77
On July 31 2008 00:31 Kennigit wrote:
Pff wait till you hit Chem 1 in uni and learn that PV=nrt is a piece of shit :p

This has
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 01 2008 00:37 GMT
#78
On July 31 2008 03:35 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 03:05 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I think the weirdest thing about this knife will be its effects on self defence laws. You're not exactly allowed to shoot a person with a gun because they're coming at you with a knife, it's considered escalating the situation unless you absolutely have reason to believe you'll die if you don't...

Seriously? Is that seriously what the law says? Because if you have a gun, and the other guy is attacking you with a knife, and you're not going to use your gun, then you are almost definitely* going to die.

(* unless you are Kennigit)


been an
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
August 01 2008 00:37 GMT
#79
On July 31 2008 09:47 Showtime! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 31 2008 07:38 Retsukage wrote:
this knife is awesome. I can already see it in the next James Bond movie



You've never seen Live and Let Die have you? :p

Well, it was 1973.


interesting read :O
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-01 02:20:50
August 01 2008 02:09 GMT
#80
Oh you crazy canucks: Then maybe someone won't need to get stabbed this many times:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/bus-horror-as-man-beheads-passenger/2008/08/01/1217097468788.html

Seems co-incidental after this thread...strange at very least.

Fucking scary crime that one.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-01 02:13:10
August 01 2008 02:12 GMT
#81
lets all wait for WASP spray, instantly freezes your attacker's face or other body parts, also handy for a quick and nice cold drink during summer.
AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
August 01 2008 02:16 GMT
#82
i think subzero had that shit.
I wrote a song once.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 01 2008 02:28 GMT
#83
On August 01 2008 11:09 Smurg wrote:
Oh you crazy canucks: Then maybe someone won't need to get stabbed this many times:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/bus-horror-as-man-beheads-passenger/2008/08/01/1217097468788.html

Seems co-incidental after this thread...strange at very least.

Fucking scary crime that one.

so sick.
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