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Germans have a small penis?

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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-14 03:02:43
August 14 2003 02:58 GMT
#1
read here about the German small penis

Hahhahaha
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Nevera
Profile Joined May 2003
Finland677 Posts
August 14 2003 03:01 GMT
#2
Yes, they have one very small shared penis. Good time had by all.
Moo i say
LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 03:06 GMT
#3
huhuhu
this is so evil hehehe
.house
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
August 14 2003 03:10 GMT
#4
Just because you dutch guys are too afraid to recheck and find out that yours are even smaller
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 14 2003 03:20 GMT
#5
HUGE LIKE WHALE
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28727 Posts
August 14 2003 03:24 GMT
#6
I hunt dutch cock
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LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 03:24 GMT
#7
like two whales!
.house
Maenander
Profile Joined November 2002
Germany4926 Posts
August 14 2003 03:35 GMT
#8
Hah we are simply honest ^^

Or it is because a lot of us lost the penis in war ... ^^ U know we germans are warmongers -_-

And one last thought : The smaller the average, the better for me ?

Nah who cares anyway.
Maenander
Profile Joined November 2002
Germany4926 Posts
August 14 2003 03:36 GMT
#9
On August 14 2003 12:24 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I hunt dutch cock

lol
GundamVX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States1025 Posts
August 14 2003 03:37 GMT
#10
Hrm...

Germans are not much larger than Koreans... very interesting ^^;;
C)R
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada549 Posts
August 14 2003 03:42 GMT
#11
haha
MoooN
Profile Joined February 2003
Germany402 Posts
August 14 2003 03:53 GMT
#12
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Macrophage
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany730 Posts
August 14 2003 05:22 GMT
#13
"hold 18 litres of fluid"
lol
Meat
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands3751 Posts
August 14 2003 05:23 GMT
#14
just a test
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ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 14 2003 05:26 GMT
#15
love that crown don't you meat

If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 14 2003 06:18 GMT
#16
can anyone convert those sizes into inches ^^... I am curious how I out match. .. I mean Match [keke] with germans =p
Breeze
Profile Joined October 2002
Bulgaria989 Posts
August 14 2003 06:21 GMT
#17
I'll have to buy african condoms now?
micro soft, macro hard
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 14 2003 06:23 GMT
#18
what you need a hat?
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33503 Posts
August 14 2003 06:39 GMT
#19
but I already know tl.net makes me dumb :O
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
August 14 2003 06:48 GMT
#20
what i'm wondering is how the hell beyonder finds this shit.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
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