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Germans have a small penis?

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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-14 03:02:43
August 14 2003 02:58 GMT
#1
read here about the German small penis

Hahhahaha
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Nevera
Profile Joined May 2003
Finland677 Posts
August 14 2003 03:01 GMT
#2
Yes, they have one very small shared penis. Good time had by all.
Moo i say
LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 03:06 GMT
#3
huhuhu
this is so evil hehehe
.house
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
August 14 2003 03:10 GMT
#4
Just because you dutch guys are too afraid to recheck and find out that yours are even smaller
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 14 2003 03:20 GMT
#5
HUGE LIKE WHALE
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Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28727 Posts
August 14 2003 03:24 GMT
#6
I hunt dutch cock
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LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 03:24 GMT
#7
like two whales!
.house
Maenander
Profile Joined November 2002
Germany4926 Posts
August 14 2003 03:35 GMT
#8
Hah we are simply honest ^^

Or it is because a lot of us lost the penis in war ... ^^ U know we germans are warmongers -_-

And one last thought : The smaller the average, the better for me ?

Nah who cares anyway.
Maenander
Profile Joined November 2002
Germany4926 Posts
August 14 2003 03:36 GMT
#9
On August 14 2003 12:24 Liquid`Drone wrote:
I hunt dutch cock

lol
GundamVX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States1025 Posts
August 14 2003 03:37 GMT
#10
Hrm...

Germans are not much larger than Koreans... very interesting ^^;;
C)R
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada549 Posts
August 14 2003 03:42 GMT
#11
haha
MoooN
Profile Joined February 2003
Germany402 Posts
August 14 2003 03:53 GMT
#12
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Macrophage
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany730 Posts
August 14 2003 05:22 GMT
#13
"hold 18 litres of fluid"
lol
Meat
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands3751 Posts
August 14 2003 05:23 GMT
#14
just a test
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ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 14 2003 05:26 GMT
#15
love that crown don't you meat

If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 14 2003 06:18 GMT
#16
can anyone convert those sizes into inches ^^... I am curious how I out match. .. I mean Match [keke] with germans =p
Breeze
Profile Joined October 2002
Bulgaria989 Posts
August 14 2003 06:21 GMT
#17
I'll have to buy african condoms now?
micro soft, macro hard
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 14 2003 06:23 GMT
#18
what you need a hat?
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33503 Posts
August 14 2003 06:39 GMT
#19
but I already know tl.net makes me dumb :O
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
August 14 2003 06:48 GMT
#20
what i'm wondering is how the hell beyonder finds this shit.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 06:53 GMT
#21
im wondering how darren emerson is so cool
.house
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 14 2003 07:33 GMT
#22
a little less than 6 inches I think
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
ZeItL
Profile Joined May 2003
Germany93 Posts
August 14 2003 07:38 GMT
#23
14.48 cm are 5.71 inch long and

3.95 cm are 1.56 inch wide.

Better than the other way round.
(I mean lenght and thick)
I Am Become Death, Destroyer of Worlds
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
August 14 2003 08:39 GMT
#24
On August 14 2003 15:48 Ion)Positive wrote:
what i'm wondering is how the hell beyonder finds this shit.


google.com -> small penis
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
GuMMiBeAR
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden564 Posts
August 14 2003 09:11 GMT
#25
--- Nuked ---
aint that a bitch?
Breeze
Profile Joined October 2002
Bulgaria989 Posts
August 14 2003 09:17 GMT
#26
On August 14 2003 17:39 InFiNitY[pG] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2003 15:48 Ion)Positive wrote:
what i'm wondering is how the hell beyonder finds this shit.


google.com -> small penis


bahahahah
micro soft, macro hard
esk0
Profile Joined December 2002
Sweden1393 Posts
August 14 2003 10:10 GMT
#27
On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

omg thats a small dick
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
August 14 2003 10:12 GMT
#28
the average sized penis is 5 to 7inches long
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esk0
Profile Joined December 2002
Sweden1393 Posts
August 14 2003 10:38 GMT
#29
so im above average... well, like i didnt know.
duh
:D
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
August 14 2003 13:02 GMT
#30
so thats why germans work out and are all buff? making up for something else id say.
bASesinAtOR
Profile Joined November 2002
Bhutan1295 Posts
August 14 2003 13:13 GMT
#31
i thought it was the azns with small dicks...
sike
LaG)MakER
Profile Joined April 2003
Yugoslavia284 Posts
August 14 2003 13:16 GMT
#32
wtf whats the age of people who measure that?













haha have a cow
.house
Imperium
Profile Joined December 2002
United States614 Posts
August 14 2003 13:53 GMT
#33
I know so many germans I could piss off with that
such an oob!! go back to diablo
Night2o1
Profile Joined January 2003
315 Posts
August 14 2003 14:40 GMT
#34
6 inches isn't a small penis at all.
I attended the Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 14 2003 16:07 GMT
#35
On August 14 2003 14:23 Liquid`Meat wrote:
just a test

meat hacks -_-;
HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
August 14 2003 16:18 GMT
#36
My signature says it all...and if u doubt me, ask urself this question...Why would anyone lie about what they put in their signature?? answer? No one. im so used to my wang and how huge it is, sometimes when im pleasuring a female and they're moaning in exstasy, i'm reminded of how they're not used to wangs like mine. Those surreal moments keep me grounded. Its Like God blessed me with a waNG to share with the world. My journey has just begun. If u have a good looking sister, girlfriend, wife or mother between the ages 17-35 that are feeling down or may even seem "happy" and content, let them know happiness on another whole level is rite around the corner. Im Cummin baby, and im cummin locked, loaded and ready to blast off into exstasy..
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
atxsven21
Profile Joined August 2003
France31 Posts
August 14 2003 16:33 GMT
#37
yo they should size condoms by race yo~

like

azian/german - Extra Small
white - normal
Black - xtra large
#clan-atx@gamesnet
Leinad[pG]
Profile Joined July 2003
Germany100 Posts
August 14 2003 16:34 GMT
#38
at least we got energy in germany, seems like some americans got a problem with this little thing. *rofl*
Cheez
Profile Joined July 2003
United States262 Posts
August 14 2003 16:37 GMT
#39
On August 15 2003 01:33 atxsven21 wrote:
yo they should size condoms by race yo~

like

azian/german - Extra Small
white - normal
Black - xtra large


fuk u foo...they should have a category just for u...
atxsven21 - not qualify for condoms...azn got a bigger dick then germans foo hahaha
TerraN^_^
Profile Joined July 2003
China7 Posts
August 14 2003 16:54 GMT
#40
i have 200+ apm.
- -;
ObsoleteLogic
Profile Joined February 2003
United States3676 Posts
August 14 2003 17:23 GMT
#41
I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. And no I'm not ashamed. Not like it gets used for much anyways ):

My nutsack is HUGE though. ):
sMi.Silent // Siz)Silent
Night2o1
Profile Joined January 2003
315 Posts
August 14 2003 17:30 GMT
#42
LOL!
HAHAH
Huge nutsac's are gross.
I attended the Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good.
portos
Profile Joined August 2003
Belgium121 Posts
August 14 2003 17:36 GMT
#43
beyonder is into cocks...
hello peeps!
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
August 14 2003 17:46 GMT
#44
On August 15 2003 01:18 HorsementalitY wrote:
My signature says it all...and if u doubt me, ask urself this question...Why would anyone lie about what they put in their signature?? answer? No one. im so used to my wang and how huge it is, sometimes when im pleasuring a female and they're moaning in exstasy, i'm reminded of how they're not used to wangs like mine. Those surreal moments keep me grounded. Its Like God blessed me with a waNG to share with the world. My journey has just begun. If u have a good looking sister, girlfriend, wife or mother between the ages 17-35 that are feeling down or may even seem "happy" and content, let them know happiness on another whole level is rite around the corner. Im Cummin baby, and im cummin locked, loaded and ready to blast off into exstasy..

On August 15 2003 02:23 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. And no I'm not ashamed. Not like it gets used for much anyways ):

My nutsack is HUGE though. ):

ROFLMAO
bASesinAtOR
Profile Joined November 2002
Bhutan1295 Posts
August 14 2003 17:59 GMT
#45
sike
GundamVX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States1025 Posts
August 15 2003 00:38 GMT
#46
I ALSO HAVE A SMALL PENIS

I'm also a virgin *gasp*

OK I'll stfu now -_-;;
TerraNCola
Profile Joined August 2003
Germany5 Posts
August 15 2003 02:21 GMT
#47
Hmm i'm german and my penis is 23,2cm long and 5,9cm wide so whats the problem? Not "all" Germans have a small penis^^
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 15 2003 05:12 GMT
#48
guys
Size doesn't matter.

And no my penis isn't 2inches
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 15 2003 05:16 GMT
#49
smaller? j/k
GundamVX
Profile Joined June 2003
United States1025 Posts
August 15 2003 06:54 GMT
#50
On August 15 2003 11:21 TerraNCola wrote:
Hmm i'm german and my penis is 23,2cm long and 5,9cm wide so whats the problem? Not "all" Germans have a small penis^^


That's one hell of a monster right there... manly piece of meatpole you got let me tell you that har har
Hades
Profile Joined January 2003
Canada927 Posts
August 15 2003 09:20 GMT
#51
Those figures are about accurate for all europeans... I know I read a study on penis size about a year ago and all european countries were about the same (Germany was one of the highest ones along with some eastern european countries, I believe Turkey was highest). The 17 cm standard condom size seems pretty large to be a standard, considering that's 6.6" which is a full inch above the average penis size. As for all you people laughing at the 6" average, you are probably measuring wrong. The same survey which measured an average also measured how big the men said their dick was, and there was an inch difference most likely due to not knowing how to measure (if you know you're gonna be measured right after, you're not gonna make stuff up).
I just finished eating my vegetables, now where do I throw the wheelchairs?
WrathRaven
Profile Joined July 2003
United States73 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-15 10:13:14
August 15 2003 10:08 GMT
#52
On August 14 2003 15:18 AttackZerg wrote:
can anyone convert those sizes into inches ^^... I am curious how I out match. .. I mean Match [keke] with germans =p


I Think I'll read the rest of the thread first.

Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
August 15 2003 15:55 GMT
#53
On August 15 2003 18:20 Hades wrote:
Those figures are about accurate for all europeans... I know I read a study on penis size about a year ago and all european countries were about the same (Germany was one of the highest ones along with some eastern european countries, I believe Turkey was highest). The 17 cm standard condom size seems pretty large to be a standard, considering that's 6.6" which is a full inch above the average penis size. As for all you people laughing at the 6" average, you are probably measuring wrong. The same survey which measured an average also measured how big the men said their dick was, and there was an inch difference most likely due to not knowing how to measure (if you know you're gonna be measured right after, you're not gonna make stuff up).
yikes. you analyzed this penis situation way too much.
GuMMiBeAR
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden564 Posts
August 15 2003 15:59 GMT
#54
--- Nuked ---
aint that a bitch?
Night2o1
Profile Joined January 2003
315 Posts
August 15 2003 17:54 GMT
#55
Holy crap terrancola are you joking?
If you aren't, get a boner, bend over, see how far you can get..!
I attended the Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good.
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