The 'LOL-Face Technique' or the 'Combined Hands and Mouth LOL Manoeuvre'.
Normal:
With the LOL clearly drawn:
Happy version, the more 'LOL' version if you will:
With the LOL clearly drawn:
This is an excellent gesture to make whilst out with friends, either at; a club, restaurant, bar or any social situation. It can be used in insult or for acknowledging someones joke, it can even be used in seduction.
Yes, you heard me, it can even be used in s-e-d-u-c-t-i-o-n.
That's right, it has given me a high level of success with the ladies, go ahead and try it out on any number of hot girls you see in the street today.
It even has some of them ROFL'ing! (I haven't come up with that face yet - sorry, will work on it.)
I pulled a LOL-Face on Vida Guerra the other day, and she was like putty in my hands. (All over me.)
^^^ Easy to achieve with a LOL-Face.
It even works in a sales environment. I managed to sell a mammoth picnic basket with 700 pieces of cutlery in it to a family of 3 all by pulling a LOL-Face.
I could sell fish to a bear, sell ice to an inuit, sand to an arab, as long as you throw in a LOL-Face.
I can't stress how useful it's been in recent history, my grades have improved, I've been able to follow all of my dreams, I've been dating and having sex with some of the most beautiful girls in the world...and all because of this one simple face.
Please, subscribe to this now, and see your childhood dreams come true - it's the only way.
Im sitting here writing a paper and this girl keeps giving me eff me eyes. Im totally going to do it lawl. Normally i'd just directly approach but this is too good.
So, the library is pretty crowded because its exam season. I'm sitting with one buddy who has no idea what im doing except that this chick is giving me eff me eyes. Typically i ignore and then approach when she doesn't expect. NOT TONIGHT! I just caught her looking my way and when i looked up i expected her to break away like girls typically do-...she must be a tiger. My right hand popped up. My left hand popped up, suddenly the sultry look on my face evapourated leaving only one expression.
ELL OH ELL
She didn't realize what had happened and stared at me in confusion. My confidence wavered at first but i couldn't let it show - Smurg would never let me down. I held the face demanding recognition of the masterpiece i was performing for her. She still looked puzzled but we were in too far for her to look away now....she began to mouth out letters. "Ell..." "ell.."...."ELL OH ELL",
She let out a little shrill giggle and everyone around glared. They weren't part of our of little charade. Im packing up my laptop to go sit with her now.
On December 04 2007 12:43 Smurg wrote: Let us know how it went Klogon. But I know you won't be back for a while...3-somes take some time.
Meh, not much to tell. I knew these two girls from before, so I just went over. By the time I got there, I overheard their conversation about their paper they were working on together, and I completely forgot my original objective and just ended up helping them out on their paper.
Next time, I won't be so foolish and forget my purpose. I'm sorry... I... failed -_-
Bounced to coffee shop across the street (youknow wud am talkin bout Smurg!). I was actually not interested in sarging at the library but this thread and the opportunity presented seemed to apparently for just a coincidence.
I LOL'ed at the university and now I've had to turn off my cell phone to avoid calls from girls wanting to have sex with me. I don't know if I'm too pleased.
I came home, read this thread and tried the LOL-face myself. When I do my gf sees he and immediately says she can cook + do the dishes tonight. JACKPOT!
Do not understimate the power of this gesture over the ladies, i randomly did the LOL-face walking to my home and ladies dig it. Now im mad cause I became self-conscious about this gesture
I heard the stories, and was probably like you. I thought, "yeah right, how can the LOL Face do so much?". But I have to tell you, it works. I had an interview for a job I was applying for today, and during the interview I was asked a difficult question. I didn't know how to answer, so I just bust out the LOL Face. Now I own the company! Thanks LOL Face!