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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 07:03 GMT
#1
So I'm a Wal-Mart cashier. It's a great job. All the other employees are really kind and friendly, and it's fun hanging around with the other cashiers just talking about whatever when the lines get slow. I enjoy working there, and I often strike up conversations with customers. Usually they'll smile and talk about a camping trip, or favorite foods, or whatever; sometimes they just kind of scowl (which is my cue to just scan their items and get them through the door).

Of course, you also get your problem customers.

Just today, I had a lady come in my express lane check out - 12 items or "less" (should be fewer) - and check out some items. Barring the fact that she had more than twelve items, she seemed like a kind old lady, and we exchanged pleasantries. I don't mind if people have more than twelve items in the express lane unless there are other people behind him/her, in which case I direct them to a normal line if they have too many items. But there was no one behind her. I summed up her total and she gave me a check.

She wrote the check for thirty dollars, even though it was 26.67. I remember that, honestly. I put it through the automatic check reading machine, and it processed. The receipt came out, and I didn't give her any change. She asked me why, and I said you were only charged for your total. Then she pointed out to me my mistake, and I apologized, but told her that electronically, she was only charged for the amount of her items.

She asked me for money from my till, and at this point, there were other customers coming in. I replied that I couldn't do anything about it, and she was only charged for 26.67, and that we keep a store copy of our records and the check I returned to her was worthless and that she could just throw the check away and rip it up. But she was adamant.

So she stood there until I would give her the money back, which I obviously could not, as I didn't owe her anything. I helped some customers out, and then I asked her if there was a pressing need for the 3.33 she was "owed" in change, and that I'd give it out of my own pocket for her to just fuck off.

Of course, she just stood there, smiling at me, saying some random shit I couldn't care less about. I didn't know it was that possible to be such a pretentious, patronizing, hag, but then again, to be pretentious you have to have some semblance of worth and her life was completely and utterly worthless. She then told me, after I took a break from my other customers to address her concern, to "go help your customers". About fifteen minutes later, she decided to go "see a manager", and I politely pointed her to the courtesy desk. I finished up some people and started blinking my cashier lights. Then I accompanied her to the courtesy desk where a CSM (customer service manage) would help her.

The fat bitch that no one in their right mind would want to touch explained the situation, but the CSM informed her that she was only charged for 26.67 and that the check was worthless after it got into our records. We print and return the checks, and the machine printed on 26.67 over her writing. She then turned to me and said "I hope you realized that you made a mistake". At this point, I just smile to her and say "I'm sorry for the inconvenience. I'll try to do better next time". She then says that she "saw" me make mistakes before.

What the fuck, you worthless heap of leftover organic matter? Were you stalking me or something? There's no way in hell she could know how my performance was, especially since I'm usually unfailingly amiable and polite. I even bagged her items based on utility and expected order she'd put them in her house in. My mistake was a tiny oversight on her check. Her mistake was existing.

So at this point I'm wondering how much of her blood it would take for a clean up in aisle one to spill over to aisle two. Then she, still smiling, leaves, probably thinking that her bloated, self-righteous vitriol would somehow get me to feel guilty about myself and that she scored a major victory against Wal-Mart. Of course, all I felt was a sense of curiosity about if her intestines were long enough to strangle herself with.

What a whore.
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 07:08:59
July 19 2007 07:06 GMT
#2
welcome to life D:

edit: <3
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 19 2007 07:07 GMT
#3
Fuck old hags.

(Not in that way...)
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 19 2007 07:08 GMT
#4
Life sucks. Get use to it or pave your own road that doesn't include fat stupid hag bitches.
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PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
July 19 2007 07:08 GMT
#5
You've got issues.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
July 19 2007 07:09 GMT
#6
ya I used to work at K-Mart and shit like this was at least a bi-daily occurence. Just another day in paradise
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
July 19 2007 07:12 GMT
#7
Entertaining ^_^ I liked the article. Old people always make funny stories.
Live to win.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14896 Posts
July 19 2007 07:13 GMT
#8
That's what happens when you work at wal-mart
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
July 19 2007 07:14 GMT
#9
Just be glad you aren't her.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
July 19 2007 07:14 GMT
#10
Respect your elders. : )
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 07:15 GMT
#11
I do respect my elders

Just not yuppity old bitches who were alive fifty years before the word "yuppie" existed. Just because she's quite manly doesn't give her the right to be a pretentious whore.
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
July 19 2007 07:21 GMT
#12
I work at a local grocery store and I get in similar type situations because I'm a bagger/carry customers orders out if they are large. Some people, (Women, especially older ones, go figure...) are so particular abotu how their bags are done. Yesterday I had a women simply ask me to move to the side before I started because she wanted to do it herself. If everyone was like her we'd have a ruined economy because I (and all bagger people) would be out of a job. Stupid bitch...
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
July 19 2007 07:32 GMT
#13
Every Fat Bitch goes to Walmart its a known fat. Its also a known fact that Fat Bitches are total bitches because it is annoying to carry all that Fat Bitch weight around all day. Fuck Walmart
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 19 2007 07:39 GMT
#14
I used to work at Wal-Mart.

The place is fucking horrible. Customers treat you like a piece of shit. Everyone whom you may "think" if your friend or friendly. Isn't, they're all back stabbing assholes. ALL of them. Wal-Mart is a sham.
Not bad for a cat toy.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
July 19 2007 07:41 GMT
#15
On July 19 2007 16:14 Physician wrote:
Respect your elders. : )

Respect is earned, not given.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 19 2007 07:42 GMT
#16
She has watched soo much South Park laowalwoawl
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 19 2007 07:42 GMT
#17
This is a good opportunity for people to share funny/rediculous/angry work stories. I always love reading these. I have alot of my own, but I don't feel like writing one down now. Maybe later.
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
July 19 2007 07:42 GMT
#18
"I didn't know it was that possible to be such a pretentious, patronizing, hag, but then again, to be pretentious you have to have some semblance of worth and her life was completely and utterly worthless."

This was my favorite part. You are my new hero for today.
teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
July 19 2007 07:50 GMT
#19
That's why I didn't really want to work at Wal-Mart. And why Morgan quit lol. It's all good, because I'm raking in $115 this week from my computer job.
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
July 19 2007 08:01 GMT
#20
DID ANYONE SAY OLD GUYS FIGHT??
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 19 2007 08:11 GMT
#21
I once worked.

It was tiring.

yes very tiring.

I got paid.

I wasted that money in 30mins.

So sad.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 19 2007 08:21 GMT
#22
On July 19 2007 17:01 Hollow wrote:
DID ANYONE SAY OLD GUYS FIGHT??
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I6SYJUpDom0



lmao, hahaha that guy missed and tripped and the other dude just swung something at him lol.


Shoulda just gaven her 3.33, lol reminds me of the korean clan. Btw i think they automatically ban you if you enter op 3.33- now, Dude but didnt wal mart like hire a bunch of mexicans and give them lower than the minimum wage?
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
July 19 2007 08:21 GMT
#23
when i worked as a cashier my favorite thing were those million dollar bills that threaten you with hellfire.


At another job I used to work cash for, it was Christmas season and only myself and another person were working. She goes out for a 30 minute lunch since she had been working for like 5 hours and im left to watch cash. Customers who ask me for help understand I cannot run around and help them for a little bit because I need to ring people through and make sure no one steals. Well, except for one old woman. She asks me if there is a larger size for a jacket she has in here hand, and wants me to look out back. I tell her when we get any article of clothing in we put them all out at once, there are no more out back. I explain I cannot go look through the racks for her for another 12 or so minutes. This was all very polite from me. Then she decides to talk to (curse and berate) me for 10 minutes and leaves for a moment. My co-worker returns after that moment and she comes back and asks me to help.

her: some bitchy phrase asking me to help her.
me: "No, I do not want to help you. You were rather mean and rude to me."

Pretty well my exact words. Herself, her husband and her mother (ancient) storm out and she vows to have me fired. Well, I should of helped her. But what I said was hardly atrocious. I get a formal warning for this because she told my boss that I made fun of her mother for being blind (I didn't say a word to this woman and I doubt she is blind.) but luckily my boss doesn't care at all because she doesn't feel men are anygood at customer service and shes happy I didn't do worse (she believed my story over hers.) She just advises me if I get another formal warning from the corporation I'll have to be fired by policy. Never had another warning and now I have a much better job inwhich I do physical labour outside. Yay.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 08:32:26
July 19 2007 08:28 GMT
#24
I worked at Wal-Mart back in 2001. Worst job I ever had. Customers are douche bags, co workers are stupider than customers. And the CSM's are fucking slow and lazy. The only competent people in the whole store were a few main managers (black shirt guys) but they were always busy helping everyone else cause they couldn't help themselves.

The best thing about that job seriously is the IPH checker (APM) thing that you can do at your register. It actually makes you have a goal for each day to exceed your previous day.

PS- another thing I noticed is that the 12 items or less express lanes ALWAYS take longer because for some reason the people that come to those always have slow ways of payment or want to take something off their bill or whatever that requires a CSM to do. And the CSM's take their sweet fucking time to come over to your register when you put on the flashing light. I walked over to their desk so many times when they were just chatting away about bullshit instead of working and paying attention and then they have the audacity to yell at me for leaving my register.

The straw that broke the camel's back for me was when I was late one day because they wouldn't let my mom take a 15 minute break to go pick me up (she worked there with me). And there is no bus that goes there unless I took like 3 that like zig zag all fucked up to get there. Then they yelled at me for being late.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
July 19 2007 08:31 GMT
#25
the funniest thing I find about walmart is how lazy the customers are. When I go to wal-mart I always find the two lanes closest to the door have about a 10 minute line-up, even though there are cashiers standing at the end of their lanes waiting for customers.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
July 19 2007 08:35 GMT
#26
just to make sure you all know, its far from unheard of to overwrite a check in a grocery store and get money back.
on the contrary, its done often.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 19 2007 08:36 GMT
#27
I usually use the self check out thing if possible. The "Giant" supermarket near Johns Hopkins definitely had an effiient easy to use system that I liked.

>Hollow

LOL HE GAVE THE REPORTER HIS CELL PHONE HAHAHA
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
July 19 2007 08:39 GMT
#28
I also once had a job at WalMart. The customers sucked, the managers sucked, the co-workers sucked, the job sucked. I quit after three months.
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fuglyfrog
Profile Joined July 2007
United States521 Posts
July 19 2007 08:39 GMT
#29
That's why physical labor is better than shitty customer service jobs. You don't have to deal with retards all day, it's actually something that you can improve yourself at, and your brain doesn't turn into mush. Plus you actually have more energy at the end of the day since you are more active.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
July 19 2007 08:48 GMT
#30
On July 19 2007 17:35 Gene wrote:
just to make sure you all know, its far from unheard of to overwrite a check in a grocery store and get money back.
on the contrary, its done often.


You normally have to ask if you can get cash back on a check. Wal-Mart probably doesn't allow that anymore, and it's not exactly a grocery store. Beside that, who the fuck gets $3.33 over on a check? Normally people ask for cash back in sums of $10+.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
July 19 2007 08:52 GMT
#31
On July 19 2007 17:39 fuglyfrog wrote:
That's why physical labor is better than shitty customer service jobs. You don't have to deal with retards all day, it's actually something that you can improve yourself at, and your brain doesn't turn into mush. Plus you actually have more energy at the end of the day since you are more active.


Well its not people (retards) I hate. I work at a campground right now so I deal with a lot of hicks and townies 'enjoying' the summer and I also have to deal with children a lot. My job is physical labour, I carry wood, move picnick tables, drag shit around and do anything the girls aren't strong enough to do, along with things that are difficult for anyone to do physically. But I still have to interact with customers.

The major difference is that I'm not stationary, and it costs something to stay in my campground. When you're trapped in a store inwhich customers do not have to spend money, bitchy people purposely go looking for you. They don't need to shop, they just want to get pissed off at someone who can't run away or fight back. Its the reason why you see the same people at close every night. They just want the attention of being told they have to take their items to the cash by 7 different people. They can press people into helping them find stuff, they can cause a fuss, they can make you jump through all kinds of stupid hoops.

Working for a corporation you cannot retreat and their policy stops you from defending yourself, even in polite and proper ways. Assholes know this and prey on it.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
July 19 2007 09:02 GMT
#32
Some people ....

I usually try to handle my business as fast as possible because in my experience the cashier / whoever is a total retard. Except in computer stores usually.
Duffybeer
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China183 Posts
July 19 2007 09:16 GMT
#33
On July 19 2007 17:36 thedeadhaji wrote:
I usually use the self check out thing if possible. The "Giant" supermarket near Johns Hopkins definitely had an effiient easy to use system that I liked.

>Hollow

LOL HE GAVE THE REPORTER HIS CELL PHONE HAHAHA

I thought you went to Princeton
Fascism is bad......
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 09:28:31
July 19 2007 09:18 GMT
#34
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 09:25 GMT
#35
Well what I did was flick down my light so it was flashing, and told her a manager would be here shortly because I paged one. All the CSMs at my store are very competent, and quite efficient and friendly and I've never had a problem with them. We only had one CSM in, and one CSM in training, who couldn't complete anything yet because he didn't have his numbers.

I couldn't void the transaction (even with a CSM) because I had already started to check out other customers.

At my store the CSM code is 248 for miscellaneous.

And I Action Code 10 after each transaction XD
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 09:28 GMT
#36
Oh and that "woman" would have held up the line and waited for the one CSM to get over from the courtesy desk (with a gigantic line...we're seriously understaffed here) and void the transaction. On the way home I was imagining the whole thing again, except me being an asshole this time and us getting into a physical confrontation XD. I think old ladies keel over easily, although my blows may have potentially bounced off of her many layers of fat.
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LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 09:32:24
July 19 2007 09:31 GMT
#37
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lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
July 19 2007 09:33 GMT
#38
On July 19 2007 16:07 Jyvblamo wrote:
Fuck old hags.

(Not in that way...)



rofl
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 09:39 GMT
#39
Holy crap, I only get basically 400 IPH.

Sometimes I'll spike up to like 600-700 when customers get like 5 of each different kind of portfolios/clue/crayons and they all have different UPCs. I love those days (I'm not always on the express lane).
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
July 19 2007 09:43 GMT
#40
I work weekends at a popular Australian supermarket and I've come to the conclusion that many people are under the impression that they're actually obliged to be an ass hole simply because it's a supermarket they've just walked into. Of course, there are many really nice and friendly customers which lifts your spirits... but when you get a bad egg, it just fucks your whole mood
Oh no
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
July 19 2007 09:48 GMT
#41
fat people and old people are always the worst
you'd think fat people would be jolly, and old people would be kind and respectful
nope, they're all cunts
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sc0rchedst0rm
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Ireland176 Posts
July 19 2007 09:58 GMT
#42
Yeah... I found when I had a similar job people the customers sucked ass. I eventually got fired for cussing someone out when they started getting bitchy. Haha.

Wasn't exactly a great job for me anyway, I have a terrible temper and hate people being disrespectful. I'm suprised I lasted as long as I did at it.

Oh well, making 15 euro per hour working flexible hours in an office and sometimes from home now, doing multimedia for their distance learning courses. So those damn supermarkets can stfu.
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42794 Posts
July 19 2007 10:02 GMT
#43
Couldn't agree more. Shop work sucks.
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koryano321
Profile Joined June 2007
United States309 Posts
July 19 2007 10:02 GMT
#44
i feel ya man... i work at a small grocery store as a cashier.. and i have retarded people come in all the time and try to argue with me that they are right and shit... its fucking annoying, usually white folks, never the hispanics or blacks.
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 19 2007 10:08 GMT
#45
Back home, we have this super-store chain like walmat, it's called suguo... basically a Chinese super-market chain.

Anyway, people who work there take absolutely no shit from anyone... No body want to cause trouble anyway when 30+ people are waiting in the same line as you and would support the cashier because they want you out of the queue as soon as possible.
Rillanon.au
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 10:12:46
July 19 2007 10:08 GMT
#46
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 19 2007 10:12 GMT
#47
Sounds like you guys are just underpaided.
Rillanon.au
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 10:15:14
July 19 2007 10:14 GMT
#48
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Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
July 19 2007 10:16 GMT
#49
hmmm i dont think that's the case haduken... i was under the impression that cashiers were decently paid. :/
well dont worry this is just 1 bad costumer from how many GOOD costumers? no problems man, just keep cool
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 10:21 GMT
#50
I don't think there were any Suguo in Xi'an. We have some local "supermarket" store, which is really nice and I liked shopping there when I was in China. The cashiers themselves would rape you if you had any complaint with them, which was ok because they did a great job.

The only thing I don't like about Chinese stores is their smell. They have produce/fish/etc. on the first floor of every store, and that bugs me. But the second/third/+ floors are all very nice. They're kind of like French malls, or at least the only one I've ever visited (Galleries Lafayette).
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teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
July 19 2007 10:27 GMT
#51
On July 19 2007 18:28 Empyrean wrote:
Oh and that "woman" would have held up the line and waited for the one CSM to get over from the courtesy desk (with a gigantic line...we're seriously understaffed here) and void the transaction. On the way home I was imagining the whole thing again, except me being an asshole this time and us getting into a physical confrontation XD. I think old ladies keel over easily, although my blows may have potentially bounced off of her many layers of fat.


Wtf you're understaffed? They told me they were full. Oh well, there's only like 2 weeks until orchestra camp anyways. No point getting a job there now.
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
Sky101
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States1758 Posts
July 19 2007 10:30 GMT
#52

We never had enough cashiers, we normally had more than 5 people in lines. We also never had enough cart pushers

This is a continuing trend at every store, the way Wal-Mart squeezed each store's budget is the cause to this unfortunate problem.

I was making less than $9 an hour as a manager at Wal-Mart

Heheheh, I work there as an Assistant Manager (store 5338) and let me tell you, your position is not yet considered management. Hourly supervisors are paid dirt cheap, but once you hit management positions, we start at mid 40K's, here in SoCal.

Customers are douche bags

Yes

co workers are stupider than customers

HELL YES!

And the CSM's are fucking slow and lazy

Not all!

I walked over to their desk so many times when they were just chatting away about bullshit instead of working and paying attention and then they have the audacity to yell at me for leaving my register.

I'd fire their asses, first, for standing around yapping, and second, for yelling at another associate.
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Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
July 19 2007 10:33 GMT
#53
I run the cash office at our department store (KOHL's). If I ever had you working a register you'd be fired so fast. You can't process a check for a different amount than what's on the check itself. You should have either asked the customer to edit her check, or process it for $30. I don't know if at walmart you can process checks over the amount (you can't do that where I work, but at supermarkets you can).

Yah people are cheap, but that shit happens all the time. Move on from it and _ALWAYS_ remember:

[caps]
CHECK YOUR CHECKS __BEFORE__ YOU PROCESS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/caps]
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
July 19 2007 10:34 GMT
#54
This is why most old people take medications ^.^
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 19 2007 10:34 GMT
#55
you knwo what they say...customer's always right.
p.s. u ever see anyone buy a copy of sc and did u talk smack to them? haha
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 19 2007 10:57 GMT
#56
On July 19 2007 18:16 Duffybeer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 17:36 thedeadhaji wrote:
I usually use the self check out thing if possible. The "Giant" supermarket near Johns Hopkins definitely had an effiient easy to use system that I liked.

>Hollow

LOL HE GAVE THE REPORTER HIS CELL PHONE HAHAHA

I thought you went to Princeton


I'm not allowed to visit people? =S
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
July 19 2007 11:03 GMT
#57
so, does anyone else get really pissed off at parents who don't know how to raise children? It particularly pisses me off when they give in to the children or just let them loose like its a day-care.

A lot of good bonding in this thread
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
July 19 2007 11:08 GMT
#58
On July 19 2007 19:34 CustomXSpunjah wrote:
you knwo what they say...customer's always right.
p.s. u ever see anyone buy a copy of sc and did u talk smack to them? haha


No, but back in my WoW days one of the Pharmacists (I worked for Zellers) came through my lane buying something, and I looked at him and I knew it.

"You were up all night playing World of Warcraft wern't you?"

subjugated "yes."

It was pretty funny, I swear.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 11:12:58
July 19 2007 11:11 GMT
#59
On July 19 2007 19:33 Amber[LighT] wrote:
I run the cash office at our department store (KOHL's). If I ever had you working a register you'd be fired so fast. You can't process a check for a different amount than what's on the check itself. You should have either asked the customer to edit her check, or process it for $30. I don't know if at walmart you can process checks over the amount (you can't do that where I work, but at supermarkets you can).

Yah people are cheap, but that shit happens all the time. Move on from it and _ALWAYS_ remember:

[caps]
CHECK YOUR CHECKS __BEFORE__ YOU PROCESS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/caps]


We have a different system here. The customer usually gives us the check blank, and we run it through an automatic machine which prints the total and the words VOID VOID through the number box. The customer can keep the check or throw it away - it's been voided. The register prints off a receipt which the customer needs to sign, and we keep the receipt. Then a customer copy is printed off.

We always tell customers not to write checks, but some people do to keep their carbon, which definitely ok. I've never had anyone hand me a check for an amount over what's paid without telling me they did so. Usually, it's for amounts in multiples of twenty. No one does it for freaking $3.33.

Maybe it's different at Kohl's.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 19 2007 11:19 GMT
#60
do you sing a song in the mornings?
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 19 2007 11:29 GMT
#61
On July 19 2007 19:21 Empyrean wrote:
I don't think there were any Suguo in Xi'an. We have some local "supermarket" store, which is really nice and I liked shopping there when I was in China. The cashiers themselves would rape you if you had any complaint with them, which was ok because they did a great job.

The only thing I don't like about Chinese stores is their smell. They have produce/fish/etc. on the first floor of every store, and that bugs me. But the second/third/+ floors are all very nice. They're kind of like French malls, or at least the only one I've ever visited (Galleries Lafayette).


I like it that way. If a person want to be an asshole in Chinese super-markets then it comes down to a battle of wits. None of that company policies crap. keke

I swear every Chinese super-market is a fire-hazard. They have employees whos job is just standing next to the shelves and watch customers so customers won't steal shits. Apparently it's cheap to hire 20 more employees than get some video cameras.
Rillanon.au
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
July 19 2007 11:37 GMT
#62
On July 19 2007 20:29 haduken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 19:21 Empyrean wrote:
I don't think there were any Suguo in Xi'an. We have some local "supermarket" store, which is really nice and I liked shopping there when I was in China. The cashiers themselves would rape you if you had any complaint with them, which was ok because they did a great job.

The only thing I don't like about Chinese stores is their smell. They have produce/fish/etc. on the first floor of every store, and that bugs me. But the second/third/+ floors are all very nice. They're kind of like French malls, or at least the only one I've ever visited (Galleries Lafayette).


I like it that way. If a person want to be an asshole in Chinese super-markets then it comes down to a battle of wits. None of that company policies crap. keke

I swear every Chinese super-market is a fire-hazard. They have employees whos job is just standing next to the shelves and watch customers so customers won't steal shits. Apparently it's cheap to hire 20 more employees than get some video cameras.


Not in that one gigantic store in Xi'an...it just has patrols of employees who prowl around the aisles :D
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 19 2007 11:39 GMT
#63
lol
Rillanon.au
Nickisonfire
Profile Joined May 2007
United States440 Posts
July 19 2007 13:20 GMT
#64
it was stopped because of check kayaking or whatever.. where people would write checks for 50$ for a bag of M&M's or something and then put the money in the account the next day to cover the funds before it posted at midnight.. quick cash scheme
In life.. you make choices, and you dont look back
Nickisonfire
Profile Joined May 2007
United States440 Posts
July 19 2007 13:23 GMT
#65
in all honesty i don't mind wal-mart other than the fact i hate how white trash the customers can be.. i'm 20 years old and i'm considering getting a costco or sams club membership or something just to escape the weird people , at least some of them ;O..

but in terms of service it's usually fine for me.. i spend an hour walking around getting random things and grocery shopping.. the prices are decent.. and i get out in about 5 mins or so .. so i'm satisfied
In life.. you make choices, and you dont look back
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 19 2007 13:30 GMT
#66
On July 19 2007 20:08 Wysp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 19:34 CustomXSpunjah wrote:
you knwo what they say...customer's always right.
p.s. u ever see anyone buy a copy of sc and did u talk smack to them? haha


No, but back in my WoW days one of the Pharmacists (I worked for Zellers) came through my lane buying something, and I looked at him and I knew it.

"You were up all night playing World of Warcraft wern't you?"

subjugated "yes."

It was pretty funny, I swear.


haha that is pretty funny, on a nother note, did you see the wow southpark episode, if not, watch it now!
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
DV8
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1623 Posts
July 19 2007 14:22 GMT
#67
On July 19 2007 19:33 Amber[LighT] wrote:
I run the cash office at our department store (KOHL's). If I ever had you working a register you'd be fired so fast. You can't process a check for a different amount than what's on the check itself. You should have either asked the customer to edit her check, or process it for $30. I don't know if at walmart you can process checks over the amount (you can't do that where I work, but at supermarkets you can).

Yah people are cheap, but that shit happens all the time. Move on from it and _ALWAYS_ remember:

[caps]
CHECK YOUR CHECKS __BEFORE__ YOU PROCESS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/caps]

I used to be 2-7 For Kohl's and my CO always told me that they process the amount written on the check not what is printed on afterwards. Hence some of my cashiers I wrote up cause they didn't check to see the amount written on the check and we took a loss cause they are morons. BTW quit KOHL's now its a piece of shit retailer. It's like 10 years behind every other retailer out there.
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
July 19 2007 14:23 GMT
#68
Wal-Mart, wasnt there a South Park episode along the lines of this store?

WALL MART IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD
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zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
July 25 2007 03:22 GMT
#69
I was shopping at Stop and Shop and this lady held up a line for like 15 minutes because she wanted like 2 bucks off some mass of pink lemonade packets she bought. I understand wanting to get what was advertised, but after about a minute I would have said screw it and just not gotten it. Didn't help that they only had 4 cashiers and all of them had like 5 plus people waiting in them.

I was tempted to throw a couple of dollar bills and say "THERE'S YOUR CHEAP LEMONADE NOW GET OUT OF THE LINE ALREADY" but I resisted. -_-
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
July 25 2007 07:02 GMT
#70
Walmart is disguisting.
XK ßubonic
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 25 2007 07:20 GMT
#71
Haha nice read. Some people are a real pain in the ass, but what can you do.
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
July 25 2007 08:06 GMT
#72
When I worked at Subway it was in a really crappy part of town. For the customer washroom at the back of the store there was a buzzer I had to push for the customers to get in, so I could control who went in. However, for some strange fucking reason, there was also a deadbolt lock that could be thrown from the inside. Weirdest thing ever.

Anyways, one night a customer was leaving the bathroom and left by the exit near it. Just as he left, a junkie snuck in that door and caught the bathroom door before it closed. I was busy so I counldn't do much about it then. 45 minutes later...

a customer comes up to me while I am almost done the lineup and informs me there is blood running out the bottom of the door in the grout of the tiles. The crazy bitch had locked herself in there, thrown the deadbolt, and then freaked out. She thought her ovaries were giving her cancer, and attempted a self-hysterectomy with a switchblade. Needless to say, it was a fucking mess.

After the ambulance came and took her away, I looked in the bathroom and it was like the hallway of The Shining. I called the owner to tell her the situation and she asked me to clean it up with "bleach and extra gloves". I laughed at her, called the bio-hazard guys, and signed the 800$ bill for the store.

My grandfather used to pray for my safety every night in that place.
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chiflutz
Profile Joined June 2006
Romania1025 Posts
July 25 2007 08:16 GMT
#73
O_o Holy crap, Mani.
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wakpark
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States173 Posts
July 25 2007 08:41 GMT
#74
Yeah I'm working a job at a local Taco Time (Mexican fastfood place) as a cashier. I pretty much hate my job but my parents won't let me quit because they are Asian and want me to learn that "money izu berryyy haadu to makuuuu." I pretty much hate everyone now.

I hate little kids. They are unable to eat their fucking kid's meals without spilling at least half of it on the floor. Parents never seem apologetic about the mess their kids make and are sometimes just as bad.

I hate old people. I don't know if it's because I'm skinny and Asian, but they all seem to think that it's alright to treat me like shit. They always think they're right and if I make the smallest mistake they talk to me like I'm a fucking retard.

I also hate the people I work with. All the godamn Mexicans can't speak any English and the only people that do speak English, the managers, usually just sit in the corner being lazy.

Homeless people suck. When I first started working I felt sorry for them because they are well, homeless. But then I realized that a lot of homeless guys are nasty and jerks. They shave in the bathroom and leave shit-trails all over the place which I have to clean up.

The worst part of my job is that I got home smelling like fried burritos.
The Black Keys / The White Stripes
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20022 Posts
July 25 2007 08:50 GMT
#75
On July 19 2007 22:23 Nickisonfire wrote:
in all honesty i don't mind wal-mart other than the fact i hate how white trash the customers can be.. i'm 20 years old and i'm considering getting a costco or sams club membership or something just to escape the weird people , at least some of them ;O..

but in terms of service it's usually fine for me.. i spend an hour walking around getting random things and grocery shopping.. the prices are decent.. and i get out in about 5 mins or so .. so i'm satisfied


You should get a costco membership regarldless. That store fucking rules
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
July 25 2007 08:55 GMT
#76
Whenever I'm in the Wal Mart nearest to me, I simultaneously feel both elitist and sympathetic towards people who normally have to shop there for clothes, or have to work there because they followed in their parents footsteps and never made any attempt at getting an education.

My favorite part is when some guy grabbed my bag out of my hand because the "alarm went off." The alarm never went off; he just wanted to be a prick.

By the way, no store has the right to check your purchases after you've purchased them. If they are accusing you of shoplifting, they are required by law, to say what item you have hidden where on your person. If they do not do so, they are breaking the law. But, if you stop for them when they don't follow procedure, you can't do anything. But, if they attempt to detain you, you can sue them for false imprisonment.

So, unless the alarm actually goes off, don't stop for anyone. You don't have to. If they harass you, call the police.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
TheGreatOne
Profile Joined November 2005
United States534 Posts
July 25 2007 09:04 GMT
#77
lazyscv upgraded to target lol
Protoss has always been the strongest race and always will be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloodcanadiaN
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada114 Posts
July 25 2007 09:18 GMT
#78
Seems like I have some Wal-Mart associes In team liquid! HI U
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
July 25 2007 09:41 GMT
#79
Nice stories, expect of Mani's... that made me shiver.
Hello lazyscv.
DV8
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1623 Posts
July 25 2007 13:32 GMT
#80
On July 25 2007 17:55 rpf wrote:
Whenever I'm in the Wal Mart nearest to me, I simultaneously feel both elitist and sympathetic towards people who normally have to shop there for clothes, or have to work there because they followed in their parents footsteps and never made any attempt at getting an education.

My favorite part is when some guy grabbed my bag out of my hand because the "alarm went off." The alarm never went off; he just wanted to be a prick.

By the way, no store has the right to check your purchases after you've purchased them. If they are accusing you of shoplifting, they are required by law, to say what item you have hidden where on your person. If they do not do so, they are breaking the law. But, if you stop for them when they don't follow procedure, you can't do anything. But, if they attempt to detain you, you can sue them for false imprisonment.

So, unless the alarm actually goes off, don't stop for anyone. You don't have to. If they harass you, call the police.


Haha this is true they cannot detain you because you refuse to open your bags. Also I don't know any retailer that does this. If they are accusing you of shoplifting, they are required by law, to say what item you have hidden where on your person. If they do not do so, they are breaking the law. The reason for this is they have evidence of you shop lifting their Undercovers will wait until you exit the building and stop you there. Now there are very few retailers left that don't have a no touch policy only one I can think of is Target and maybe walmart, But the majority of them will not touch you if they clearly see you steal they will infact surround and try and intimidate you back into the store where they call the police and let them take it over from there.
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
July 25 2007 13:56 GMT
#81
On July 19 2007 16:08 PuertoRican wrote:
You've got issues.


So some old lady got pissed, you work at Walmart and you haven't experienced something like this before? It's a little over the top to want to strangle her with her intestines and stuff like that...
Bird sings why the caged I know
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 25 2007 14:03 GMT
#82
I Fucking hate Walmart. Worst Customer Service in the whole entire world.
w/e
SpiritAshura
Profile Joined March 2007
United States1271 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-25 14:15:42
July 25 2007 14:15 GMT
#83
I feel your pain. I work at Pep Boys (autoparts store) and I deal with some of the most ungrateful little assholes known to man because 3/4's of them are always PISSED THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE THEIR CAR DOESNT WORK AND THEY TAKE IT OUT ON ME.

T_T
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
July 25 2007 15:03 GMT
#84
--- Nuked ---
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
July 25 2007 15:45 GMT
#85
Should have just given her the change you owed her.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
July 25 2007 16:02 GMT
#86
well good job u played it right. No matter ohw much they hammer you u never let it instigate. I worked at fast food where a lot of homeless people/rude stupid old bitches like the one u described that gave me a hard time. They were mad as they ordered and became even more mad whether or not we do their order right or not.

0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4561 Posts
July 25 2007 19:33 GMT
#87
Emp:
Next time you see someone starting to act like a bitch,
Ask them to show their handbag in case of shoplifting and if they refuse, call security.
OR
Just call the manager right away and explain the situation on the phone making it very clear and loud what an idiot the customer is.
"we have a Situation, A customer is trying to steal from us! Yeah a very suspicious individual, making a jam in the fast lane"
OR
Start yelling "OMG she is having a heart attack"
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Easy
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada37 Posts
July 25 2007 21:08 GMT
#88
Back when I was in high school I worked at a pizza place, we stayed open pretty late and usually after the bars closed we would get a decent rush of customers looking for some quick food on their way home, anyways there was this one night were a man came just after the bars had closed, he was obviously drunk. He ordered a medium pizza and a glass of water but was very loud and beligerent. I had to laugh, it was the owner of the place that was on cash that night and was dealing with this unruly customer. By the time the pizza was all ready to go the man had gone to far and said something that pissed off my boss, to the point he told the man he wasn't getting any pizza. The drunkin man exploded and tossed his glass of water in the face of my boss. Now my boss had a temper of his own, and after this occured he grabbed the 2 foot long blade that we use to cut the pizzas with, and chased the dude out of the store and down the street. The guy lost his shoe along the way.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
July 25 2007 22:06 GMT
#89
On July 19 2007 16:21 Jonoman92 wrote:
I work at a local grocery store and I get in similar type situations because I'm a bagger/carry customers orders out if they are large. Some people, (Women, especially older ones, go figure...) are so particular abotu how their bags are done. Yesterday I had a women simply ask me to move to the side before I started because she wanted to do it herself. If everyone was like her we'd have a ruined economy because I (and all bagger people) would be out of a job. Stupid bitch...

Baggers dont even exist in Sweden
HeMaN
Profile Joined October 2002
275 Posts
July 25 2007 22:17 GMT
#90
On July 26 2007 07:06 DrainX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 16:21 Jonoman92 wrote:
I work at a local grocery store and I get in similar type situations because I'm a bagger/carry customers orders out if they are large. Some people, (Women, especially older ones, go figure...) are so particular abotu how their bags are done. Yesterday I had a women simply ask me to move to the side before I started because she wanted to do it herself. If everyone was like her we'd have a ruined economy because I (and all bagger people) would be out of a job. Stupid bitch...

Baggers dont even exist in Sweden


yeah, wtf.
people actually get paid bagging grocerys?
talk about a shitty job!
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
July 25 2007 22:44 GMT
#91
why do u make only 9$ an hour as a manager of wal-mart? i thought americans made loads of money
Bergkamp ftw!
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-25 23:19:33
July 25 2007 23:18 GMT
#92
On July 26 2007 07:44 TreK[cF] wrote:
why do u make only 9$ an hour as a manager of wal-mart? i thought americans made loads of money


Someone addressed this earlier, saying that the $9 for manager was incorrect because Walmart manager starts at 40k per year
Bird sings why the caged I know
TreK
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden2089 Posts
July 25 2007 23:39 GMT
#93
ok so about 20 bucks then? if 20 days per month 8 hours a day
Bergkamp ftw!
Manowarrior
Profile Joined May 2007
United States159 Posts
July 26 2007 05:16 GMT
#94
600 IPH til someone really gets under my skin.

Then 40 IPH.
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
July 26 2007 05:30 GMT
#95
They have wal-marts in China wtf???
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
July 26 2007 05:40 GMT
#96
On July 26 2007 14:30 Z-BosoN wrote:
They have wal-marts in China wtf???


he probably lives in us but of chinese origin
or..
yes..then whats the problem..theres mcdonalds in china wtf?!
troi oi thang map nai!!!
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
July 26 2007 05:51 GMT
#97
On July 25 2007 17:06 Manifesto7 wrote:
When I worked at Subway it was in a really crappy part of town. For the customer washroom at the back of the store there was a buzzer I had to push for the customers to get in, so I could control who went in. However, for some strange fucking reason, there was also a deadbolt lock that could be thrown from the inside. Weirdest thing ever.

Anyways, one night a customer was leaving the bathroom and left by the exit near it. Just as he left, a junkie snuck in that door and caught the bathroom door before it closed. I was busy so I counldn't do much about it then. 45 minutes later...

a customer comes up to me while I am almost done the lineup and informs me there is blood running out the bottom of the door in the grout of the tiles. The crazy bitch had locked herself in there, thrown the deadbolt, and then freaked out. She thought her ovaries were giving her cancer, and attempted a self-hysterectomy with a switchblade. Needless to say, it was a fucking mess.

After the ambulance came and took her away, I looked in the bathroom and it was like the hallway of The Shining. I called the owner to tell her the situation and she asked me to clean it up with "bleach and extra gloves". I laughed at her, called the bio-hazard guys, and signed the 800$ bill for the store.

My grandfather used to pray for my safety every night in that place.


WOW.. was this in the country you previously lived in or japan?
and i used to work at the movie theaters at AMC
oh my geez... the people are soo retarded!!!! (people as in the guest)

one time i was working as a concessionist or the person who gives you the food shits..yeah thats the little asian dude behind the counter anyways.. this fucktard comes with a bag thats labeled refill now the policy is that when the bag says refill on it, it means that it has ALREADY been refilled so we can only give one refill and that was THAT. Anyways i was nice and all and politely told him that he cannot receive another refill because he was already given out one earlier today which is the policy like i said. Well he told me that he didnt get a refill yet and its a common mistake that everyone makes when the bag says refill so you would guess that it is refillable. sooo...i understood why he was confused, and held the policy because a manager was near otherwise i would have just given it to him. Then out of nowhere he calls me a jackass and a dumbfuck and then yells at the manager to hire better workers and not some stupid fucking kids. i was ready to just quit the job right then and there and punch that old hag in the face but i had to calm down and then was ordered to give him another popcorn refill~_~!!!.

denno if that makes sense
story short
i got owned by some fucktard who wanted to get fatter than he already was
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-26 09:24:53
July 26 2007 09:20 GMT
#98
Omg I just realized they have Wal-marts in Brazil too. There is one in Sao Paulo

HELL NO

McDonalds are obvious... there are reports that there were discovered mcdonalds on Mars, I'm dead serious.

Link to the article: http://imagenerd.com/uploads/picture-17thY.png
Aiurtime
Profile Joined July 2007
United States61 Posts
July 26 2007 11:54 GMT
#99
From what I'm reading from this thread, i'll give you the best advice:
Life is too important to take too seriously and don't sweat over the small stuff because its just really small stuff. Life is the way it is, if you take things too seriously, its really you not life itself. Life is never fair to anyone, BECAUSE it was never meant to be!!
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
July 26 2007 11:55 GMT
#100
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16990 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-26 12:06:04
July 26 2007 12:03 GMT
#101
On July 26 2007 00:45 Hittegods wrote:
Should have just given her the change you owed her.


I didn't owe her any change, read the first post.

Quick rundown:

Her purchase was around 25 dollars.
She wrote her check for 3.33 over because she is an ass.
I accidentally put it in the autocheck machine, which processed her check for the amount of her purchase.
She was charged for the amount of her purchase.
She demanded money back.

I really wish I memorized her name/phone number from her check because then I'd be prank calling her a bunch XD
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StripedBlueCrow
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States506 Posts
July 26 2007 12:30 GMT
#102
I really admire your writing style--it's utterly fantastic!
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth.
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