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Syxygy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
558 Posts
July 15 2007 03:56 GMT
#1
Rose & Camellia. Only in Japan :V

I've also come across this fun cat golf game~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
July 15 2007 04:03 GMT
#2
The cat one is very fun
Moderator<:3-/-<
Kaolla
Profile Joined January 2003
China2999 Posts
July 15 2007 04:08 GMT
#3
its not working for me T_T:
wont load >_<
its me
Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
July 15 2007 04:10 GMT
#4
wtf how do u play the cat one
Riding a bike is overrated.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
July 15 2007 04:11 GMT
#5
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 15 2007 04:13 GMT
#6
I lost on the 4th level on the slapping game. Crazy bitch evaded all my attacks then did a combo.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 04:15 GMT
#7
HAHAHAH I read the description and I'm laughing already hahahaha
Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
July 15 2007 04:21 GMT
#8
nvm
Riding a bike is overrated.
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 04:25:04
July 15 2007 04:24 GMT
#9
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WTF u CAN"T PUNCH ME TOAD BITCH THAT"S CHEATING
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
July 15 2007 04:31 GMT
#10
On July 15 2007 13:15 thedeadhaji wrote:
HAHAHAH I read the description and I'm laughing already hahahaha

translate it for us?
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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 15 2007 04:31 GMT
#11
so hard tt
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 04:35:16
July 15 2007 04:32 GMT
#12
lol...can't believe that old woman beat me ;(

i'm just about to play again but what is that meter thing on top left? some kind of power gauge or something?

nm i worked it out, like who's turn it is
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
mistapooh
Profile Joined March 2007
United States376 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 04:33:45
July 15 2007 04:32 GMT
#13
How do you evade? Just clicking, then swipe across to the right?

*nvm, I don't think I can beat that fat lady anyways haha.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 15 2007 04:38 GMT
#14
hahahaha i knocked those bitches the FUCK OUT
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 04:40 GMT
#15
Here, we go, rough translation of the instructions

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A - time bar
B - attack button
C - evade button
D - counter button
E - enemy HP
F - your HP

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ゲームが始まると、タイムバーが動き始めます。青いバーが動いている間がこちらの攻撃時間です。攻撃ボタンをクリックして、マウスで敵の顔の辺りをビンタするようになぞります。敵の頬にあたればビンタが成功します。あまりにゆっくりだったり、見当はずれな所を通過させると、ビンタをかわされたり反撃をされることがあります。

while the blue bar is moving (in time), it is your attack phase. Click on the attack button and trace your mouse around the area of the enemy's face like you are slapping them. If you bit their face, the slap will succeed. If you are too slow or way off in your aim, they will evade the slap or sometimes even counter you.

タイムバーで赤いバーが動いている間は敵の攻撃時間です。回避ボタンをクリックして、マウスで玲子の背中辺りをビンタをかわすようになぞります。敵が攻撃してくる前に回避が成功すればビンタをかわすことができ、反撃ボタンが現れます。反撃ボタンをクリックすると攻撃が可能になりますが、失敗すると反撃を受けます。

When the time bar is moving red, it is the enemy's attack phase. Click the evade button and trace the area around Reiko (main char)'s back to avoid the slap. If you put in the motion before the enemy throws her slap, you will avoid it and the counter button will appear. If you click the counter button, you will be able to counter attack, but if you mess that up, you will get countered again.

敵の体力をゼロにするまで攻撃出来ればステージクリアです。自分の体力がゼロになるとゲームオーバー。
Stage clear when the enemy HP is zero. Game over when your HP is zero (duh)

テクニック
ビンタをする際、一定の場所を的確に狙えるとクリティカル攻撃が発生します。クリティカルする場所は敵によって違います。

Technique:
WHen slapping, if you can aim a particular place accurately, a critical hit will occur. THe place for the critical differs from enemy to enemy.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
July 15 2007 04:41 GMT
#16
this is the only game where i have enjoyed beating a woman so much...its like she manages to slap me and i'm like "wtf bitch i'll fucking kill you" then slap slap then a big neck twisting slap finisher

i like the costumes and music a lot )()()(_)()()()((
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 04:51 GMT
#17
rough translation of the game intro.

これは女たちの華麗なる戦いである。
華族、椿小路俊介に嫁いだ玲子。しかし翌日、俊介は息を引き取った。
残された玲子に高貴ないびりを続ける椿小路家一族。一族の仕打ちに耐えかねた玲子は椿小路家の人々に宣戦を布告したのである。

This is a graceful and elegant battle among women.

Reiko married a nobleman, Tsubaki-komichi Shunsuke (lol wtf is this last name. basically it sounds really tacky and "high class"). However the next day, Shunsuke passed away.
The Tsubaki-komichi family pursues a "high-class" (wtf) bullying to Reiko who is left behind (think Cinderella). Unable to bear the treatment any longer, Reiko declares war on the people of the Tsubaki-komichi family.

「椿小路家は長男の嫁である私が頂く」

"I, the wife of the eldest son, will gain control of the Tsubaki-komichi family."

俊介にもらった薔薇を胸に、玲子は一族に戦いを挑む・・・・

With the rose from Shunsuke on her bosom, Reiko heads to battle...
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 05:02:52
July 15 2007 04:58 GMT
#18
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I'd hit that.
There's crashing?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 15 2007 05:03 GMT
#19
+6 on the cat one
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
July 15 2007 05:12 GMT
#20
the japanese are so weird ;;
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 05:14 GMT
#21
completely agreed.
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
July 15 2007 05:33 GMT
#22
slap one was fun. couldn't beat the fatty on hard level.

+1 on the cat one
I put the fu in fun
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 06:30:37
July 15 2007 05:44 GMT
#23
That slap game was easy =/

And I got +34 on the cat one because I didn't know you could shoot while falling until hole 12 ...
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 05:48 GMT
#24
btw there are difficulty settings on the slap game.

default is on easiest.
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
July 15 2007 05:59 GMT
#25
the cat one is really easy, especially since you can shoot in midair. Cute too!!
-33
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 06:02:19
July 15 2007 06:01 GMT
#26
On July 15 2007 14:48 thedeadhaji wrote:
btw there are difficulty settings on the slap game.

default is on easiest.


oh yeah =/ ...
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 06:29:54
July 15 2007 06:17 GMT
#27
-34 on the cat one

edit: -41
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
July 15 2007 06:23 GMT
#28
-25 on cat....got lvl 3 on slap one on hardest setting. old woman one-hit me -_-
@QxGDarkCell ._.
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 15 2007 06:38 GMT
#29
i got a -11 on the cat game
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
FatRine
Profile Joined May 2007
406 Posts
July 15 2007 06:46 GMT
#30
-5 on the cat 1
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
July 15 2007 06:50 GMT
#31
This cat golf thing is amazing!
http://www.proxiteam.net
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
July 15 2007 06:52 GMT
#32
Yea, the cat one is very addicting. The highest I've gotten was -21.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 07:13:07
July 15 2007 06:57 GMT
#33
what a crazy game XD
-12 on cat1, 1 level i was like 6 over because i got lost.
**That eye sure helps you later on**
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Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 07:07:02
July 15 2007 07:02 GMT
#34
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first try, was hit once, that was fun! it was on hardest
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 15 2007 07:16 GMT
#35
There is something I am missing in the slap game cause its really hard. Those hotkeys don't work either.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
white_box921
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United Kingdom967 Posts
July 15 2007 07:23 GMT
#36
what is the weekspot for the 4 and 5th one on the slap game? I can beat the old lady by just slapping more than her but the fat bitch is kicking my ass.
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
July 15 2007 07:34 GMT
#37
dang.. i lost to the fat bitch even on easy mode v,v .. i suck.
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
July 15 2007 07:42 GMT
#38
o,o'' whoops i forgot that + in golf is bad lmao

me:: .. wtf i made it in one shot.. .. why is it negative..
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 07:47 GMT
#39
On July 15 2007 16:42 istealhotelsoap wrote:
o,o'' whoops i forgot that + in golf is bad lmao

me:: .. wtf i made it in one shot.. .. why is it negative..


hehe classic mistake
InRaged
Profile Joined February 2007
1047 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 07:47:52
July 15 2007 07:47 GMT
#40
from the same site
http://nigoro.jp/game/deathvillage/deathvillage.html
hilarious game
istealhotelsoap
Profile Joined February 2007
United States514 Posts
July 15 2007 07:54 GMT
#41
grr.. only a -10 for my secondshot. v,v i blame a dropout.. gahh.. +15 just for that.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
July 15 2007 07:57 GMT
#42
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 15 2007 07:59 GMT
#43
Zomg, I lost to the maid...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 15 2007 07:59 GMT
#44
On July 15 2007 16:42 istealhotelsoap wrote:
o,o'' whoops i forgot that + in golf is bad lmao

me:: .. wtf i made it in one shot.. .. why is it negative..

Negative is better
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
July 15 2007 08:02 GMT
#45
Beat it second time - that was the most FUCKED UP game EVER.
Use it or lose it
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
July 15 2007 08:32 GMT
#46
i thought that was one of the funnest and funniest games ever.
I beat it after learning how to evade.
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