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iNFeRnO
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada254 Posts
May 22 2007 10:10 GMT
#1
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 22 2007 10:14 GMT
#2
So they just pussied out because you were intense looking? U bigger than them?
why so 진지해?
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
May 22 2007 10:14 GMT
#3
Well the most often thing that happens in Korea is, people usually pass-out from drinking after work, and many people just go through their pockets and take their wallets and stuff.
But I never got mugged ^^
Karma is a bitch
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:15:02
May 22 2007 10:14 GMT
#4
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
May 22 2007 10:15 GMT
#5
On May 22 2007 19:14 Rekrul wrote:
So they just pussied out because you were intense looking? U bigger than them?


Rofl~~~~~~
No one would mug you Rek everyone in Korea thinks foreigners are superior XD.
They will try to cheat you, but never mug you.
Ignore my statement if you got mugged rofl.
Karma is a bitch
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
May 22 2007 10:15 GMT
#6
That was you? I was going to give you the tricycle i borrowed from 1st grade... Man I feel like an asshole now
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 22 2007 10:16 GMT
#7
Okay, heres a full guide:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37673
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 22 2007 10:16 GMT
#8
On May 22 2007 19:14 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Well the most often thing that happens in Korea is, people usually pass-out from drinking after work, and many people just go through their pockets and take their wallets and stuff.
But I never got mugged ^^


I never heard of anyone getting mugged here in korea. Except people getting fucked up by some non-white non-korean (FLAME WAR AVOIDED) people in the dirty foreigner areas.
why so 진지해?
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
May 22 2007 10:16 GMT
#9
they were probably just telling you to stop cause you dropped your wallet
3 > 1, i don't care how fat you are
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:29:55
May 22 2007 10:17 GMT
#10
NOTHING HERE
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
May 22 2007 10:19 GMT
#11
On May 22 2007 19:16 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:14 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
Well the most often thing that happens in Korea is, people usually pass-out from drinking after work, and many people just go through their pockets and take their wallets and stuff.
But I never got mugged ^^


I never heard of anyone getting mugged here in korea. Except people getting fucked up by some non-white non-korean (FLAME WAR AVOIDED) people in the dirty foreigner areas.


Well over 50% of my co-workers had their wallet stolen at least once XD.
I guess my co-workers are just freaking dumb and unlucky.
Karma is a bitch
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
May 22 2007 10:20 GMT
#12
beating up 11 year olds, you're cool!
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
May 22 2007 10:20 GMT
#13
On May 22 2007 19:20 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
beating up 11 year olds, you're cool!


lol fuck u
_PulSe_
Profile Joined August 2006
United States541 Posts
May 22 2007 10:21 GMT
#14
lol last time some idiot tried "mugging" me was in 10th grade. They aproached me outside my cafateria (where people who are avoiding the staff would hang out) and the 3 of them walked up to me and simply told me to give them my money. the funny thing was is that they aproached me in side by side. I punched the first 2 in the nuts and kicked the third in the nuts. No joke. they went down like a sac of patatoes. I hurried on in the cafateria where they couldnt do shit. After school i jsut went and hung out with my senior buddies. so yea. If your aproached by muggers just hit them in the nuts as hard as your can.
Its not that Im lazy. Its that I just dont care.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 22 2007 10:21 GMT
#15
lol yeah i have a sick habit of always walking holding onto my wallet in my pants if the pockets are loose though, just out of paranoia, even if im drunk

and EVERY time i get out of a cab i always check for phone/wallet
why so 진지해?
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:40:43
May 22 2007 10:26 GMT
#16
edited
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17046 Posts
May 22 2007 10:27 GMT
#17
I totally read this topic as "Muggles, what would you do?"

I deserve to be shot
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berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
May 22 2007 10:27 GMT
#18
You guys are killing QuietIdiots story. I personally enjoyed it, don't take it from them QuietIdiot!
iNFeRnO
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada254 Posts
May 22 2007 10:28 GMT
#19
On May 22 2007 19:14 Rekrul wrote:
So they just pussied out because you were intense looking? U bigger than them?


heh i wasnt bigger, there were 2 blacks and 1 white dude. i figured they dont got the balls to pull me, if they do then i guess i'll have to give the wallet to them. my guess is they prolly gonna show up again another night, i'll have to bring some shit with me to scare them a little just in case
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:30:11
May 22 2007 10:29 GMT
#20
On May 22 2007 19:26 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:17 QuietIdiot wrote:


WTF. You beat up little kids because they called you names? WTF?!

I am ashamed for posting that.UNQUOTE PLZ.
/Deleting original post.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 22 2007 10:30 GMT
#21
buy a tazer and zap them
why so 진지해?
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
May 22 2007 10:32 GMT
#22
On May 22 2007 19:26 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:17 QuietIdiot wrote:
Ask rpf.

But nah, I had a run-in with some stereotypical black muggers. They were calling me chink and shit and I got mad. Some guy squinted his eyes and starting saying ching chong wah mother fucker, and saying shit like give me your cash before we beat your tiny ass dick down. I beat all 5 of them up. It was a long hard struggle, but I managed to break free with minor bruises. I felt proud, to take on so many and overcome so much. Too bad they were 6th graders. I felt ashamed for someone nearly 6 years older and nearly a feet taller them had to do that. But those bitches deserved it ;/

A real mugging event I saw was when I saw my friends bike get stolen by a gang of hispanics when I was in elementary school. Took his gameboy and pokemon cards. We were damn pissed off and ever since we had an irrational hate for hispanics up until HS.


WTF. You beat up little kids because they called you names? WTF?!


"saying shit like give me your cash before we beat your tiny ass dick down."
--if little kids talk shit and straight up disrespect elders, why shouldnt they get a beating?


Ive never been mugged but ive gotten advice to have a fake wallet (usually when traveling to another country) with cash and stupid cards in it.
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AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
May 22 2007 10:37 GMT
#23
because they're little kids and you shouldn't give a fuck what they have to say
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
epidion
Profile Joined November 2004
United States316 Posts
May 22 2007 10:37 GMT
#24
I've been mugged before. Most of them are people who have no idea how to fight anyways. But yeah, ignoring them until they force you to pay attention is generally a decent idea because they seek to catch you off-guard after asking you a question.
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:41:52
May 22 2007 10:41 GMT
#25
Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me.

Anyways, inferno, I don't know what the laws are in Canada, but look them up, or sit down with a lawyer and go over them. You want to know what amount of force you're allowed to use to defend yourself under what circumstances, as well as what you can use to defend yourself with.

When you get mugged, there are a few possible outcomes.

You can either (A) give the mugger your money, or (A) not give the mugger your money, and defend yourself using force. In either situation, you have the ability to (a) succeed or (b) fail.

In situation "Aa," you give the mugger your money, and you go home in one piece. In situation "Ab," you give the mugger your money, and you go home in a box. In situation "Ba," you defend yourself, you go home in one piece, but the mugger goes home in a box. In situation "Bb," you still go home in a box.

In three out of the four possible outcomes, someone dies. In two out of the four outcomes, you die.

So, what would I do? I don't know. It depends.

I'd recommend that you do some research into all applicable laws, and it wouldn't be a bad idea to do some research into concealed weapon carry. In my state, it's legal to carry a concealed weapon (some require proper licensing, others don't).
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
May 22 2007 10:43 GMT
#26
On May 22 2007 19:41 rpf wrote:
Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me.

what the fuck are you talking about
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
May 22 2007 10:44 GMT
#27
You can PM me if you want to give me shit. It doesn't belong in this thread.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
May 22 2007 10:45 GMT
#28
On May 22 2007 19:37 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
because they're little kids and you shouldn't give a fuck what they have to say

True, I was stupid and overly-sensitive back then. A lack of maturity indeed
Can you guys all stop quoting my story and delete your posts.I would appreciate it thx. It will divert the OPs main idea, I don't want my indirect trolling to fuck up another one T_T.
MiLktoast
Profile Joined June 2006
United States257 Posts
May 22 2007 10:46 GMT
#29
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Uhh, yeah, what Rekrul said. Unless you're quite a bit bigger than them, they're probably not going to be so lenient.

Best way to preempt such an attack, in my opinion, would be to join the Marines. It's always the ex-Marines that you hear about fucking up the muggers.

That 70 year old man who broke a mugger's neck on a train or something? Ex-marine.

That guy who was getting mugged in a Hispanic country who killed the mugger with his bare hands? Ex-marine.

Pretty sure both of these were posted here on TL.net.

If you're not a huge motherfucker or a Marine/ex-Marine, then just haul ass or stay the fuck away from them if possible.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
May 22 2007 10:48 GMT
#30
Or you could learn how to fight without going to Iraq...
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 10:58:55
May 22 2007 10:58 GMT
#31
i remember me and my friend nearly got mugged on the street in plain daylight
the guy just put a knife to my friends neck and said to give him my money or she would "die"
i just ran and yelled and waved my hands around and cops stormed out of the fucking blue and chased him down a street


that's probably the only time you'll ever get away with that, nvm
iNFeRnO
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada254 Posts
May 22 2007 11:00 GMT
#32
On May 22 2007 19:46 MiLktoast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Uhh, yeah, what Rekrul said. Unless you're quite a bit bigger than them, they're probably not going to be so lenient.

Best way to preempt such an attack, in my opinion, would be to join the Marines. It's always the ex-Marines that you hear about fucking up the muggers.

That 70 year old man who broke a mugger's neck on a train or something? Ex-marine.

That guy who was getting mugged in a Hispanic country who killed the mugger with his bare hands? Ex-marine.

Pretty sure both of these were posted here on TL.net.

If you're not a huge motherfucker or a Marine/ex-Marine, then just haul ass or stay the fuck away from them if possible.


eh, me and my friend spar with bokken sometimes, but i cant carry that shit to school. so i can either call the cops after i get mugged, or i can beat the shit outta them after i grab my bokken from my place.
you know what'd be funny? a friend of mine owns a few airsoft guns, i should go to his place and borrow his mp5pdw and put in my bag, when i get home and see those guys again pull it out and they be running
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 22 2007 11:05 GMT
#33
On May 22 2007 19:30 Rekrul wrote:
buy a tazer and zap them

Yeah. My friend works at a security store and my brother bought a tazer off of him after visiting once... the thing is scary as hell. One million volts and makes a hell of a noise if you just turn it. Would scare anyone away.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 11:11:54
May 22 2007 11:10 GMT
#34
On May 22 2007 19:21 Rekrul wrote:
lol yeah i have a sick habit of always walking holding onto my wallet in my pants if the pockets are loose though, just out of paranoia, even if im drunk

and EVERY time i get out of a cab i always check for phone/wallet

wtf i do that shit too, even when my pockets aren't loose.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
mistapooh
Profile Joined March 2007
United States376 Posts
May 22 2007 11:13 GMT
#35
I have a small 7 inch knife that I sometime carry with me. My friend keeps a C02 gun with him in the car and at his house. You would think it wouldn't take someone out, but it shoots through dry wall and can penetrate a phone books no problem. These two options are cheap and you only need to be 18 to own one, but it's illegal to have them out or concealed in most places.

I think going the tazer path is the best. I would never want to stab someone unless it's a life or death situation > <.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 11:21:57
May 22 2007 11:21 GMT
#36
From the knife thread:
On March 12 2006 18:28 FireBlast! wrote:
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"

ROFLMAO
hahahahhaa genius!!
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
May 22 2007 11:41 GMT
#37
It was 8th grade. It was all my fault really. I gave my watch to this dude so he could bask in the glory of my $100 watch. I went back to talking to my friends and completely forgot about my watch. He just walked away. By the time I realized what had happened, I was already in my bus going home.

The next day, I saw him in class and asked him what he did with my watch. He said, "I don't have it. I gave it back to you!" I knew he was lying and I was thinking of fighting him even though he's a fucking football player & wrestler. To my great relief and enjoyment. The idiot wore the watch the next class we had together. I confronted him and he asked me if he could buy it for $5. I just said, "Fuck you", got my watch back and went my way.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
May 22 2007 11:41 GMT
#38
I was leaving a bank at night and i saw 3 "thugged out" black guys coming in. Just from the way they looked I thought they might try some shit so i prepared myself for a fight. But when I walked past them, ! of the guys said "Hiey man" and it turned out to be my friends. I said hi back and felt kinda dumb. uuhwell...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
May 22 2007 11:44 GMT
#39
Pepper Spray yo!
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 12:03:49
May 22 2007 12:02 GMT
#40
[hero story]
You know those guys you see in bus/train stations who "just got out of jail, just need a couple bucks"....yeah we'll about 6 months i was taking the bus from montreal to toronto and this asshole started pestering this girl in front of me in the line up waiting for the bus, and all of a sudden he grabs her purse and starts to run...i've done alot of close quarter combat training and shit with military/school and out of reflex i fucking palm struck the mother fucker right in the jaw as he tried to jump past me...his mouth had been open...6lbs of force in the jaw and you can knock someone out...he was down for the count (and i feel like carlodajin with all these ...s).

I was gonna ask her for sex as payment but then her boyfriend showed up >.< with food for her (he has been at the fucking snack stand)...last time i help women pfff
[/hero story]

I always carry around at the very least a knife/nail/something i can use as a weapon "just incase"
dronefromhell
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada199 Posts
May 22 2007 12:11 GMT
#41
just look behind them and say cops and run to a crowd area..........
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
May 22 2007 12:11 GMT
#42
On May 22 2007 19:27 Empyrean wrote:
I totally read this topic as "Muggles, what would you do?"

I deserve to be shot


Cast expelliarmus and wingardio leviosa

Anyway, I feel like I've never even come close to being in a dangerous situation before. College campus is so safe so nothing ever happens that it's kinda boring sometimes.
HungerForMore
Profile Joined September 2006
Afghanistan420 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 12:16:50
May 22 2007 12:15 GMT
#43
Unless I for some reason were carrying a weapon on me, if not I think I would just run away like alittle biatch.

Fuckers aint gonna stab me or some shit.
Savior 4 Life
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
May 22 2007 12:18 GMT
#44
20-40 bucks isn't worth risking your life/bodily harm for.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 22 2007 12:31 GMT
#45
i just carve a huge gash into my arm and chase them around screaming "I HAVE HIV I HAVE HIV"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 22 2007 12:36 GMT
#46
i would transform my arms into giant stone arms and crush the fools into the earth
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 22 2007 12:38 GMT
#47
On May 22 2007 21:36 travis wrote:
i would transform my arms into giant stone arms and crush the fools into the earth


hmm this is a good idea
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 12:40:04
May 22 2007 12:39 GMT
#48
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Thats probably far from the smartest thing to you. "Oh no, hes not responding to us; dont mug!"

No, you can turn your back on them and let them knock the shit out of you while they swipe that mp3 player youre so bravely blasting. Theres a difference between being brave, and being stupid. Next time avoid them or call the cops, instead of thinking that your balls will save your ass.
Moonlight Shadow
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 13:03:32
May 22 2007 13:03 GMT
#49
Biggest thing for avoiding a mugger.

Be fast, and never ever look like you have any money.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
McBeef
Profile Joined May 2007
Australia64 Posts
May 22 2007 13:33 GMT
#50
On May 22 2007 19:30 Rekrul wrote:
buy a tazerrapex and zapseduce them
pango forever
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
May 22 2007 13:49 GMT
#51
On March 12 2006 18:28 FireBlast! wrote:
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"

god damnit this shit is funny loled so hard
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
cxz4sho
Profile Joined May 2007
United States132 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 13:55:52
May 22 2007 13:55 GMT
#52
I got mugged once by two black guys who were stoned out of their minds. I had a gun to my head and I tried to bargain with them about whether or not I could have my wallet back because I needed my student ID.

In retrospect, that was probably the dumbest move, evar.
BaconatedGrapefruit
Profile Joined May 2007
41 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 14:07:54
May 22 2007 14:07 GMT
#53
On my belt I clip my cell phone on the left, my ipod on the right, and my knife to the back left. It opens as I unclip it (not a switch blade - perfectly legal in all the states I've lived), so it only takes about half a second to ward off anyone who didn't see it. Though no one's ever tried mugging me with it on, it has prevented people I've pissed off (usually road rage idiots) from fighting me two or three times. It's not that I wouldn't win the fight, it's just that I'd probably beat them to death, so it saves me the jail time.
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
May 22 2007 16:00 GMT
#54
when I was in London, with 2 friends, 3 summers ago we got mugged by some high idiots.
First they tried to sell us some weed, when we declined they pulled up small bat and "kindly" asked us to give them our money.
I gave them my cigarettes, said "here you go, dra åt helvete" (fuck off in swedish) then kept on walking.. No biggie. My friends got away without giving them anything aswell.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
May 22 2007 16:26 GMT
#55
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
May 22 2007 17:08 GMT
#56
lol @ Wow

and

Nice. I don't even have to say anything anymore for ITW to focus on me, Thank you, ITW, for once again not being able to resist the urge to talk about me.


how could anyone NOT bring that up? lol


It is the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread;o
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Shiva_Chandra
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Denmark341 Posts
May 22 2007 17:23 GMT
#57
I almost always carry a knife when I go somewhere that might be "unsafe"; I've yet to ever get mugged - but I would certainly defend myself if I deemed it necessary.
Avi @^_^@
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
May 22 2007 17:42 GMT
#58
A sword must only return to the scabbard blood-stained.

Translating to english: unless you're absolutely sure when and how you're going to use it, don't even think about carrying a weapon.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
May 22 2007 17:45 GMT
#59
i am pretty confident in my ability to run away from a mugger as long as he doesn't have a gun

i almost wish someone would try so i can pwn them
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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
May 22 2007 18:25 GMT
#60
Nothing here TT. Guess they were afraid of my apm.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
intotherainx
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States504 Posts
May 22 2007 18:43 GMT
#61
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


i live near harlem. T.T
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 22 2007 18:43 GMT
#62
i'm probably the type to make sure I HAVE money on me so that when I am mugged, I have something to give them. >__>
lamarine
Profile Joined January 2003
587 Posts
May 22 2007 18:57 GMT
#63
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!
So... BW is back
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
May 22 2007 19:00 GMT
#64
On May 23 2007 03:57 lamarine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!


I believe him

To the OP, I don't think turn on the music louder and pretend not to hear is a good idea. You must be aware of what is happening around you in case you must start tu run/defend yourself. Just pretend you do not hear, but actually you must be very aware.

I get mugged everywhere I go to, with different outcomes, from being a hero to being beaten up. I have a magnet or something for that.
Polis
Profile Joined January 2005
Poland1292 Posts
May 22 2007 19:05 GMT
#65
On May 22 2007 21:39 useless wrote:


Thats probably far from the smartest thing to you. "Oh no, hes not responding to us; dont mug!".


Most of them don't want to fight, and are actually weak from my experience they just look for somebody who would give them money without any trouble. People had tried to mug me only couple of times, I once give money when I was like 14. It depends on who try to mug you most will give up after some talking I never fight whit any of them I just told them that I don't have money and I got little aggressive (verbally) when they want to search I give them reason to justify of giving up (no reason to got in trouble whit he he may not even have any money, we better look for somebody else), reason don't have to be very logic any is better then none. I never meet anybody that try to mug that I would be really afraid of. I laugh in face of 2 of them and just walk away becouse they were smaller them me and looked weak, they did nothing, they didn't even say anything after I start laughing.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
May 22 2007 19:46 GMT
#66
1st just said he WAS on the same team as Draco
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
May 22 2007 19:46 GMT
#67
wrong forum
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
May 22 2007 19:55 GMT
#68
On May 22 2007 19:21 Rekrul wrote:
lol yeah i have a sick habit of always walking holding onto my wallet in my pants if the pockets are loose though, just out of paranoia, even if im drunk

and EVERY time i get out of a cab i always check for phone/wallet


Same here, Im paranoid as hell about getting shit stolen. Especially in pickpocket-infested area's.
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
May 22 2007 20:39 GMT
#69
On May 23 2007 03:43 thedeadhaji wrote:
i'm probably the type to make sure I HAVE money on me so that when I am mugged, I have something to give them. >__>

that is so true here in the philippines...you HAVE to give something when you get held up...cause if you don't they'll think you're tryina pull a fast one on them...so you either end up getting stabbed or shot...muggers rarely work alone here so trying to put up a fight would be suicide...unless of course your as manly as reach
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Polis
Profile Joined January 2005
Poland1292 Posts
May 22 2007 20:42 GMT
#70
Holding your hand on wallet can make somebody more willing to mug you because it looks like you have allot there, also it looks you are afraid of being mugged and that can be seen as weakness. I only do that in very crowded places.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 21:12:59
May 22 2007 20:47 GMT
#71
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..


Muggers in China are likely physically pathetic and you clobber them if they attempt anything silly.

Basically, I ignore them for as long as it's practically safe. I don't respond physically unless absolutely necessary, but I would sooner punch a mugger than submit to threats.

Substitute mugger with mother for the above paragraph and you get a fairly decent summary of my family life.

My own experiences with mugging: None.

Although some related experiences occurred.

In Kingston I was assaulted by a crazy man, not over money but over my "disrespect to him," or some such thing.

In Prague I was approached by a woman who told me she would give me a blowjob on the street for 200 Crowns, and then tried to reach into my pocket for my wallet.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
May 22 2007 21:12 GMT
#72
sure, if everyone went around punching their mothers, life would be easy. but most of us refrain, moltke.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
May 22 2007 21:14 GMT
#73
sure, if everyone went around punching their mothers, life would be easy. but most of us refrain, moltke.


In the end you deal with mothers the way you deal with tigers: you avoid fighting, but if it's either you or her, you try your utmost to make it her.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
May 22 2007 21:17 GMT
#74
On May 23 2007 03:57 lamarine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!
One quiestion. How old are you? 1990's were the climax of banditry in Russia, but you may as well be born, for example, in 1994, so that you never remember it.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-22 21:26:36
May 22 2007 21:21 GMT
#75
On May 23 2007 06:17 BluzMan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2007 03:57 lamarine wrote:
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!
One quiestion. How old are you? 1990's were the climax of banditry in Russia, but you may as well be born, for example, in 1994, so that you never remember it.


Do you have any first-hand or second-hand experiences of this phenomenon? Curious, as a matter of history.

Even though you say you have never been victimized, I assume you saw things which made you conscious of this fact.

Bascially I am interested in the issue of social cohesion in the stage of political breakdown of the Soviet state.
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
May 23 2007 00:18 GMT
#76
On May 23 2007 06:21 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2007 06:17 BluzMan wrote:
On May 23 2007 03:57 lamarine wrote:
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!
One quiestion. How old are you? 1990's were the climax of banditry in Russia, but you may as well be born, for example, in 1994, so that you never remember it.


Do you have any first-hand or second-hand experiences of this phenomenon? Curious, as a matter of history.

Even though you say you have never been victimized, I assume you saw things which made you conscious of this fact.

Bascially I am interested in the issue of social cohesion in the stage of political breakdown of the Soviet state.



Short answer: They've told us for 70 years that the capitalists were pigs, and then they said: hey! let's all become capitalists!

Long answer: I am sorry but I am studying and I don't have the time nor the skills to make an appropriate presentation. Would be a very interesting subject though and I would like to discuss it maybe in another thread.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
May 23 2007 02:37 GMT
#77
On May 23 2007 09:18 SF-Fork wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2007 06:21 MoltkeWarding wrote:
On May 23 2007 06:17 BluzMan wrote:
On May 23 2007 03:57 lamarine wrote:
On May 23 2007 01:26 BluzMan wrote:
Well, during the time when Russia was infested with muggers and bandits (1990-2000 approx) I was too young to be of interest to them.

Right now, muggers are more or less gone (and bandits are either dead or integrated into the government machine), and the thing you have to be aware of are pickpocketers. Here comes the first russian rule:

Whenever someone smiles at you, check your wallet.

However, I've had an incident recently with a subway robber (a guy who grasps a woman's purse and runs out of the train like mad right before the doors close), he was doing his job but the girl he robbed was fast enough to run out of the train before it departed. I stood in his way and just acted as an obsactle. He didn't expect resistance, apparently, so, even though he was like 1,5x larger than me, he just stood there with hands loose while I was taking the purse back. He realized how stupid he was about 10 seconds later, broke free and ran away.

These fuckers don't expect resistance, physical prowess hardly matters. That's unless we're talking about crazy marijuana niggers in Harlem, the best thing you can do in that case is indeed comply and hope for the best.


dude, what are u talking about???
russia infested with muggers and bandits??? LOL!!!!!!
One quiestion. How old are you? 1990's were the climax of banditry in Russia, but you may as well be born, for example, in 1994, so that you never remember it.


Do you have any first-hand or second-hand experiences of this phenomenon? Curious, as a matter of history.

Even though you say you have never been victimized, I assume you saw things which made you conscious of this fact.

Bascially I am interested in the issue of social cohesion in the stage of political breakdown of the Soviet state.



Short answer: They've told us for 70 years that the capitalists were pigs, and then they said: hey! let's all become capitalists!

Long answer: I am sorry but I am studying and I don't have the time nor the skills to make an appropriate presentation. Would be a very interesting subject though and I would like to discuss it maybe in another thread.


Speaking on the experience, I've been bullied a few times by random older kids on the streets when I was a kid, but that can be hardly classified as mugging.

However, one of my friends has been abit less lucky - he ran into the wrong guy and was basically hunted for about a week.

Another one of my friends was an eye-witness of a different thing in the higher classes - he was sitting with his friends, drinking beer (ah, the sweet times when drinking in public places was not prohibited and noone cared if you're 18 or not) and saw two girls coming by. They've thrown some pretty rude comments about the girls' appearance, the girls went by. Later he went for a piss and to by cigarettes and when he returned, he saw his friends lying on the ground in puddles of blood. When he was away, a black Cherokee stopped near the place, two guys with baseball bats came out and pretty much fucked everyone. Probably not bandits, but still says something about the mindsets of the time.

Murder has been reported near my house twice, there was a time I heard gunshots.

And of course the neverending TV reports on businessmen blowing up in their cars or, even more commonly, shot down by a killer when nearing the doors of their flats. Businessman was a very dangerous profession back then, keke.

There was a widespread joke about school juniors:

- Hey, Misha, what are you gonna become when you grow up?
- A killer.

Well, that may sound overexaggerated, but 1990's in Russia were pretty wild.
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 23 2007 02:44 GMT
#78
It's all about wrist control.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 23 2007 03:12 GMT
#79


BREAK THE WRIST AND WALK AWAY!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-05-23 03:13:16
May 23 2007 03:12 GMT
#80
hahahaha, now that video is funny shit. Wrist control!
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
May 23 2007 03:21 GMT
#81
I find it amusing how many "incredible fighters" we have on Team Liquid. Hardcore.
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
May 23 2007 03:27 GMT
#82
lol
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 23 2007 03:33 GMT
#83
A couple years ago I was walking down the street and these two guys came up to mug me. And they were drunk, I could smell it.

"Hey man, you got any money?"
"Uh, no."
"C'mon man, we just need a little bit."

At this point one of them stepped in front of me with his hand in his sweater pocket.

"Hand it over man, I'm packin'"
"No, that's your finger."
"No way man, I'm serious. Hand it over."
"How about... no. And that's definitely your finger"
"C'mon man, don't make me do dis."

He never took his finger out of his pocket, which wasn't even a large enough pocket to conceal a gun in anyway. I reached into my pocket and grabbed some change (pennies nickels and dimes) maybe around fifty cents. I clenched it in my fist and then threw it into the street. An then, OMG they ran into the street and chased after all the coins! So worth the fifty or so cents.
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cxz4sho
Profile Joined May 2007
United States132 Posts
May 23 2007 03:57 GMT
#84
Like a rolling stone....
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9106 Posts
May 23 2007 04:22 GMT
#85
On May 22 2007 19:27 Empyrean wrote:
I totally read this topic as "Muggles, what would you do?"

I deserve to be shot


so did I.... and I've only read the first 4 books and that was like, 2 years ago.
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
May 23 2007 04:24 GMT
#86
On May 23 2007 12:33 semioldguy wrote:
A couple years ago I was walking down the street and these two guys came up to mug me. And they were drunk, I could smell it.

"Hey man, you got any money?"
"Uh, no."
"C'mon man, we just need a little bit."

At this point one of them stepped in front of me with his hand in his sweater pocket.

"Hand it over man, I'm packin'"
"No, that's your finger."
"No way man, I'm serious. Hand it over."
"How about... no. And that's definitely your finger"
"C'mon man, don't make me do dis."

He never took his finger out of his pocket, which wasn't even a large enough pocket to conceal a gun in anyway. I reached into my pocket and grabbed some change (pennies nickels and dimes) maybe around fifty cents. I clenched it in my fist and then threw it into the street. An then, OMG they ran into the street and chased after all the coins! So worth the fifty or so cents.




LOLLLLLL

thats still pretty brave of u

hahahaha
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iateyourmomOUT
Profile Joined May 2007
13 Posts
May 23 2007 06:20 GMT
#87
On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


You should have closed your eyes too.... maybe say something along the lines of "Theres no place like home, theres no place like home."
It was goot.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 23 2007 06:31 GMT
#88
This one time fucking Alec Baldwin came up to me and was all "gimme your fucking cash punk" I said "No alec, you suck and your movies blow" so he threw a fucking thunderbolt at me which of course my staff of light just absorbed and actually re-casted it back at him with almost no cool down time. Alec, needless to say did not expect this and retreated asap. Fucker learned a lesson that day.

I have an 11 inch penis and I have sex daily with everyone's gf.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27158 Posts
May 23 2007 06:48 GMT
#89
Nobody ever tries to mug me. There are much easier looking targets than myself. And Kennigit, you dont need to carry anything, you are deadly force yourself.

On May 22 2007 19:10 iNFeRnO wrote:
I came across 3 muggers in my neighborhood walking home from night school, saw them from afar and knew what they were up to. Anyway, I've had some experience with this kind of shit, i just turned my mp3 loud and kept walking looking at them straight in the eyes. I heard one of them said "stop" when i walked into them, but i kept walking and act like i didnt hear anything. I thought that was probably the smartest thing to do.
Compare to muggers in china this is nothing. i came across ppl that would shout stuff like "stop or i fucking kill you" and they would search your underwear for money -_- those assholes are much harder to deal with..
Got any experience to share?


Playing music is one of the highest risk things you can do if you want to get mugged. That is why they always tell women in urban areas not to listen to music when walking because it makes them more vulnerable. You were lucky because you saw them right away, but if they had run after you, you wouldn't have heard a thing. They weren't really dangerous.

About pulling a knife, stupid idea unless you are highly trained. When your adrenaline kicks in, you lose all fine motor control (like your fingers) and are basically reduced to your limbs. You are not going to be bruce lee, you are just going to flail about with it and probably get stabbed with your own shit.
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Prodigy[x]
Profile Joined May 2006
Canada207 Posts
May 23 2007 07:06 GMT
#90
On May 22 2007 19:21 Rekrul wrote:
lol yeah i have a sick habit of always walking holding onto my wallet in my pants if the pockets are loose though, just out of paranoia, even if im drunk

and EVERY time i get out of a cab i always check for phone/wallet


Same I always check for valuables when exiting vehicles and stuff like that.

Only time I ever almost got mugged is when I was leaving this campus in a really bad area(jane/finch) and some nigger starting walking behind me and goes "come here man get over here." At this point I already knew something was up so I walked close to the road and turned around and yelled in his face"WHAT?". My plan was if he had a knife to bolt accross the street.. but he pussied out and goes "nevermind man" and walked away. If he had a gun I guess I would have given him some money. But I would have tried to follow him after while calling the cops.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
May 23 2007 07:18 GMT
#91

Do you have any first-hand or second-hand experiences of this phenomenon? Curious, as a matter of history.

Even though you say you have never been victimized, I assume you saw things which made you conscious of this fact.

Bascially I am interested in the issue of social cohesion in the stage of political breakdown of the Soviet state.



Well Moltke, this phenomenon happened here also. After 89, the criminal rate was sky high. People were not used to this stuff and the coruption of the police started, the police got afraid of interfering with mafias etc.

Before 89, it was kind of simple (over here at least). You were never afraid of going alone at night, even with money on sight. The works thing that could happen to you was either meet with militia (that's how it was called) and waste 10min on answering questions and fullfiling a declaration of what you were doing there, either meet some gypsie who would beat you, take your money, you go to the police, get called at the station the second day, you recognise the gypsie which either get beat up like hell and into jail for some years or beat to death.

As a social behaviour before 89 people were actually acting like a community, acting in the name of common sence and good education.

If you're really interested by all of this, just pm me, i'd love to share you my thoughts as a sociologist.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
May 23 2007 07:22 GMT
#92
Oh, and i forgot the on-topic part.

3 months ago, i got beat up by 2 guys stealing my mobile phone (actually, just half, rofl). I was talking at phone on the street when 2 guys coming from behind hit me down, then a little fight (meaning i got beat up bad for not letting the phone go and trying to get up) and finally one managed to pluck the phone out of my hand... a part of it remaning in my hand, that's how hard i was holding it .

They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
May 23 2007 07:25 GMT
#93
On May 22 2007 19:58 Pressure wrote:
i remember me and my friend nearly got mugged on the street in plain daylight
the guy just put a knife to my friends neck and said to give him my money or she would "die"
i just ran and yelled and waved my hands around and cops stormed out of the fucking blue and chased him down a street


that's probably the only time you'll ever get away with that, nvm


hahaha i got the funniest image in my head of some guy just jumping up and down
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Fkc)GuTa
Profile Joined May 2007
Peru7 Posts
May 23 2007 07:28 GMT
#94
lol if u live in peru for a couple of years..you can became progamer in dodging these shits
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
May 23 2007 07:54 GMT
#95
I knew someone on bnet who got mugged for his wallet and bike. He gave it to the guy with no resistance and the guy got nervous and shot him in the face. The FACE! I was like "yo where you been havent seen you online for months?" and he's like "yea i got shot in the face....etc"
I put the fu in fun
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
May 23 2007 08:57 GMT
#96
I live in philly where their is two murders a day. One of my friends and his friend were drunk coming home from the bar and got mugged by two masked black men with guns. The one was a basketball star at saint joes and less intoxicated so with some awareness and a future, he gave his belongings. My friend who was very drunk and not so fortunate, smacked the gun away from the one man and then got shot in his stomach six times. Your watch worth dying for? Dont be brave, give away your chump change if they pull out a weapon otherwise just try to avoid it and dont look like a pussy
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
May 23 2007 14:29 GMT
#97
There are a few things I forgot to mention before.

First, be a good witness. If you're getting mugged, hand over your stuff, and at the same time take note of their appearance. How tall are they? If you're a bad judge of height, like myself, take note of whether they're taller or shorter than you are, and that way you have something to compare it to. How heavy are they? How do they carry themselves? What is their hair color and style? What kind of clothing do they wear?

Second, you need to train yourself to be more aware of your surroundings. A lot of people that get mugged get mugged simply because they weren't very intelligent, or they weren't paying any attention. Remember the diner scene from The Bourne Identity, where Bourne is describing his heightened sense of awareness? That's the type of things I'm referring to. You should know what is going on around you at all times. If you see any suspicious people, change your course of direction. If they change theirs to intercept yours, take out your fucking phone and call 911 immediately.

Third, know how to defend yourself. This means you need to know how to throw a punch, and what areas of the body to aim for. I've never been in a fight, nor do I ever intend to, nor have I ever had any formal training other than my dad and some former friends showing me how to throw a punch and do a few simple blocks, throws, etc. Hitting the nose, joint of the jaw, or the temple is your best bet.

Some people have suggested carrying a weapon on you at all times. That's a bad idea, generally. First, not all weapons are legal in all parts of any given area. Second, if you don't know how to use said weapon, it's more of a danger to yourself than it is to your aggressor.

So, don't carry a knife for self-defense unless you know how to use it. In order to use a knife on an aggressor, you have to be close enough to cut them, obviously. This means they're close enough to take it from you, and use it against you. I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.

If you want to carry a gun, well, you need to check your state laws. The laws vary by state, and to the best of my knowledge very few other countries allow the carrying of a concealed weapon. Again, you'd better know how to use your weapon.

I think it might be a better idea to learn how to use everyday objects that won't get you in trouble to your advantage. For example, some women carry around a brush with a sturdy handle to it to use to strike. Just be creative.

Or, you can just buy something meant for self-defense. Cold Steel's Sharkie and Koga are potentially very dangerous, as is Monadnock's Autolock Jr.

Again, I want to stress that you need to assess the situation before you act.

Note: I'm not a lawyer. None of this is legal advice, etc. I'm not an expert on this stuff; this is my own personal opinions on the subject.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
May 23 2007 15:06 GMT
#98
I was always hoping I would be mugged in my senior year of college. I was absolutely rock bottom broke and in debt.It would've been something like this:

Mugger: Give me your wallet.

Me: Ok.

Mugger: That was easy.

Me: There's no cash in it.

Mugger: Credit cards?

Me: Maxed out.

Mugger: Bank card?

Me: Empty Account.

Mugger: fuck...
t.t
SF-Fork
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Russian Federation1401 Posts
May 23 2007 15:22 GMT
#99
On May 23 2007 12:21 omgbnetsux wrote:
I find it amusing how many "incredible fighters" we have on Team Liquid. Hardcore.


What do you expect? Most people here have at least 100apm. For a Starcraft player it's not much, but for a normal human being it is way above average.
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
May 23 2007 18:07 GMT
#100
On May 24 2007 00:06 draeger wrote:
I was always hoping I would be mugged in my senior year of college. I was absolutely rock bottom broke and in debt.It would've been something like this:

Mugger: Give me your wallet.

Me: Ok.

Mugger: That was easy.

Me: There's no cash in it.

Mugger: Credit cards?

Me: Maxed out.

Mugger: Bank card?

Me: Empty Account.

Mugger: fuck...
hahaha I wonder what he'd do after that?
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
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