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Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-24 00:07:12
April 23 2007 13:03 GMT
#1
Edited for full story.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html
HORRIFIED diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded pizza restaurant.

The 35-year-old Pole burst into the Zizzi eaterie in central London and grabbed a knife from the kitchen.

He then leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.

A witness said: “There was blood everywhere. Everyone ran out of the place.”

Surgeons battling to save the severed willy tried to sew it back on in the first UK op of its kind.

Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas.

The manhood was packed in ice and taken with the man to London’s St Thomas’s Hospital.

A spokesman there confirmed doctors had attempted to re-attach it, but the hospital refused to say whether the procedure had been successful.

The 200-seater restaurant on The Strand in central London was packed with runners and spectators from Sunday’s Marathon.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper with his girlfriend, said: “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.

“The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere.”

Police sped to the scene and restrained and handcuffed the man. Several diners were treated for shock by ambulance crews.

A spokesman for the Zizzi restaurant chain said: “It all happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing. The manager and staff bravely helped evacuate the restaurant.”

Last night cops were trying to establish the Pole’s background. He had left no identification in the clothing he discarded. A source said: “We believe he’s Polish and 35. We don’t know if he has a history of mental illness, but he’s clearly not a well boy.”

A Met Police spokeswoman said: “Officers arrived to find a 35-year-old man with severe self-inflicted injuries.

“No other people were injured and the man was not arrested. He is now stable in hospital.”
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The man will be assessed by psychiatrists following treatment for his wounds and is expected to be held under the Mental Health Act for his own safety.

The diner remained shut yesterday for a clean-up operation. It was due to re-open last night.

The Royal College of Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on.

After controlling the blood loss, doctors had to repair the blood supply and reanimate the tissue by rejoining the arteries and veins under a microscope.

Top Italian plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi said of the operating technique: “We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained.”
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 23 2007 13:06 GMT
#2
WHAT THE FUCK
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
April 23 2007 13:06 GMT
#3
Uhhhh OUCH....
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-23 13:08:19
April 23 2007 13:07 GMT
#4
what.......... the.............. fuck............

is drudgereport a reliable media source?
WHAT'S HAPPENIN
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
April 23 2007 13:08 GMT
#5
LOL
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XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
April 23 2007 13:09 GMT
#6
On April 23 2007 22:08 Superiorwolf wrote:
LOL
Use it or lose it
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
April 23 2007 13:10 GMT
#7
On April 23 2007 22:06 rpf wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK

seconded
Official Entusman #21
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
April 23 2007 13:10 GMT
#8
-_-;

what the hell
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 23 2007 13:10 GMT
#9
Wow, I can't imagine what would possess one to do such a thing. Fuck me.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
April 23 2007 13:12 GMT
#10
--- Nuked ---
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
April 23 2007 13:13 GMT
#11
HOW BOUT NO. Wtf was that guy on anyway.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 23 2007 13:14 GMT
#12
Great, now a bunch of guys are going to get castrated by their disgruntled wives a la the Lorena Bobbit copycats.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 23 2007 13:14 GMT
#13
Man, he got those diners good.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
April 23 2007 13:16 GMT
#14
Couldn't this guy sue himself? I remember hearing about something where if you sue yourself and win but don't have the funds to pay what you owe to yourself someone else pays it (insurance, government, something like that)....
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
April 23 2007 13:16 GMT
#15
Well, that's at least one person who I can now confidently say I have a larger penis than and know that I am right.
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himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
April 23 2007 13:19 GMT
#16
I read the title and I was like.. 'you don't hear that everyday..' -_-;;;
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
April 23 2007 13:21 GMT
#17
On April 23 2007 22:16 semioldguy wrote:
Well, that's at least one person who I can now confidently say I have a larger penis than and know that I am right.


what if had a 12" penis and only cut off 1/2 of it....

nevermind >__>
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
April 23 2007 13:21 GMT
#18
MUST be fake.

seriously.
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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
April 23 2007 13:23 GMT
#19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Here's the really neato part:

"As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes bite his penis off; this did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis raw but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic."
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
April 23 2007 13:24 GMT
#20
I hope this doesn't start a trend of online videos ><. Like the "crap in your friend's washing machine" ones, but NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
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