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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
April 24 2007 01:34 GMT
#101
:r
好好喝喝天天快乐
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10499 Posts
April 24 2007 01:38 GMT
#102
"what do you mean you're out of pepperoni?!"
Asakura
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Germany471 Posts
April 24 2007 02:08 GMT
#103
omFg
Man is disturbed not by things, but by the views he takes of them. (Epictetus)
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
April 24 2007 02:14 GMT
#104
i was very reluctant to click the post for a fear of a photo
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 24 2007 05:26 GMT
#105
"Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas." roooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffflllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 24 2007 05:32 GMT
#106
I feel bad for whoever actually witnessed that, and I feel bad for the officer(s) who had to actually pick it up. O.O
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
April 24 2007 05:35 GMT
#107
HAHAHA, just thinking of a mental boy pulling down his pants and cutting his penis off while people are eating pizza is the funniest thing.

And I would throw up if I was a cop and found a penis on the floor.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
April 24 2007 05:35 GMT
#108
On April 23 2007 22:06 rpf wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK


sums up the thread
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
April 24 2007 05:43 GMT
#109
I could see if someone, who was obviously crazed, would rush into a resteraunt and cut off SOMEONE-ELSES penis... but your own. Why?
What's this world coming to. People are getting crazier and crazier everyday. People can't attend schools for being shot at.. can't go to public atheletic events like Soccer, for people starting riots (even when their team fucking wins o.O) and now you can't even enjoy a simple afternoon meal without a lunatic running in waving a butchers-knife around and loppin' off probably the MOST vital part of the male-anatomy
GG him =b
Tranquility through fluid Motion. GlowBabyGlow.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
April 24 2007 05:47 GMT
#110
Am I the only person here that would rather lose his wanker then his legs/arms?
bg
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-24 05:47:58
April 24 2007 05:47 GMT
#111
legendary epic
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 24 2007 05:51 GMT
#112
On April 24 2007 14:35 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2007 22:06 rpf wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK


sums up the thread
Man, it sure is nice to have people agree with me. I need to swear and type in all-caps more often.

/self-depricating joke FTW
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
April 24 2007 06:00 GMT
#113
oh my fucking god
fuck
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
April 24 2007 06:03 GMT
#114
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT WHAT TTHE FUCKING FUCK. INSANE MOTHER FUCKER FUCK. THE IRISH ARE GONNA MAKE A WHOLE LOTTA JOKES ON THIS ONE.

BUTTERFREE FUCKING ZAPDOS FUCK.

gah, can't hel pit T_____-t
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
April 24 2007 06:03 GMT
#115
On April 24 2007 09:43 ChApFoU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2007 22:23 Kaotu wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Here's the really neato part:

"As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes bite his penis off; this did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis raw but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic."



ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

You made MY FUCKING DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rofl
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
April 24 2007 06:24 GMT
#116
not reading all the posts,
why did he cut off his "Willy" "Manhood"
and most famously, PENIS?
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
April 24 2007 06:27 GMT
#117
On April 23 2007 22:06 rpf wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
April 24 2007 06:31 GMT
#118
On April 24 2007 09:39 ChApFoU wrote:
The restaurant owners weren't especially inspired when they chose the name of the restaurant xD They kinda asked for it, french speaking users will understand, others will have to look at "zizi" in a dictionnary :p

Haha first thing I thought when I clicked on the link.
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
April 24 2007 06:38 GMT
#119
On April 24 2007 15:03 TesisMech wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2007 09:43 ChApFoU wrote:
On April 23 2007 22:23 Kaotu wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Here's the really neato part:

"As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes bite his penis off; this did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis raw but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic."



ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

You made MY FUCKING DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rofl



haha lmao!
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