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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 23 2007 22:00 GMT
#81
Lol @ Kwark
Moderator<:3-/-<
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
April 23 2007 22:08 GMT
#82
any news about this from a reliable source ?
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 23 2007 22:30 GMT
#83
Cow wins the thread.

P.S Evan it would be "bull" or "bullock"
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 23 2007 22:42 GMT
#84
On April 23 2007 22:06 CCHS wrote:
Uhhhh OUCH....
^-^
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
April 24 2007 00:05 GMT
#85
On April 24 2007 07:08 hixhix wrote:
any news about this from a reliable source ?


Yeah it's back up on Drudge now.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html
Moderator
[r]h_probe
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States188 Posts
April 24 2007 00:08 GMT
#86
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
April 24 2007 00:08 GMT
#87
LOL wtf! Goddamn would ruin my dinner, no questions asked. Or... not entirely. I'd prolly keep eating and feel slightly disturbed.

"This is the sorta thing I'd expect to see on the internets...." I'd say to myself.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
April 24 2007 00:25 GMT
#88
why why why why why would someone want to do this??
Diude
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada124 Posts
April 24 2007 00:25 GMT
#89
I wonder how a sautéed human dick looks and smells like..
Peepeeteepee for the Sprinkling Weewee
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
April 24 2007 00:26 GMT
#90
On April 24 2007 09:25 Diude wrote:
I wonder how a sautéed human dick looks and smells like..


theres always one way to find out.
Diude
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada124 Posts
April 24 2007 00:32 GMT
#91
what if the story was like:
"a man goes into a pizza restaurant with a cow and cuts off cow's dick."


Peepeeteepee for the Sprinkling Weewee
PlaycaLm
Profile Joined March 2006
United States242 Posts
April 24 2007 00:33 GMT
#92
well for one, thats impossible because cows dont actually have dicks.
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
April 24 2007 00:39 GMT
#93
The restaurant owners weren't especially inspired when they chose the name of the restaurant xD They kinda asked for it, french speaking users will understand, others will have to look at "zizi" in a dictionnary :p
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
April 24 2007 00:40 GMT
#94
Is this fucking real? and if it is OUCH!! >_<!
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
April 24 2007 00:43 GMT
#95
On April 23 2007 22:23 Kaotu wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Here's the really neato part:

"As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes bite his penis off; this did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis raw but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic."



ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

You made MY FUCKING DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
fig_newbie
Profile Joined March 2006
749 Posts
April 24 2007 00:43 GMT
#96
On April 24 2007 05:59 vGl-CoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2007 23:00 evanthebouncy~ wrote:

I actually wonder what cow penis tastes like now T_T


only one way to find out baby


LOL
k?
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
April 24 2007 00:52 GMT
#97
On April 24 2007 09:39 ChApFoU wrote:
The restaurant owners weren't especially inspired when they chose the name of the restaurant xD They kinda asked for it, french speaking users will understand, others will have to look at "zizi" in a dictionnary :p


haha yeah, when i read the article i was like "well, they did have it coming.."
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
yisun518
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada480 Posts
April 24 2007 00:55 GMT
#98
On April 24 2007 09:52 vGl-CoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2007 09:39 ChApFoU wrote:
The restaurant owners weren't especially inspired when they chose the name of the restaurant xD They kinda asked for it, french speaking users will understand, others will have to look at "zizi" in a dictionnary :p


haha yeah, when i read the article i was like "well, they did have it coming.."


zizi? sounds like penis in chinese.
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
April 24 2007 00:57 GMT
#99
FUCK, I shoulve have come while eating.
yisun518
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada480 Posts
April 24 2007 01:09 GMT
#100
On April 24 2007 09:57 anch wrote:
FUCK, I shoulve have come while eating.


wtf? you mean you should NOT? lol...
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