From wiki:
"In ancient civilizations, removal of the human penis was sometimes used as a means of demonstrating superiority: armies were sometimes known to sever the penises of their enemies to count the dead, as well as for trophies, although usually only the foreskins were taken"

ILL STEAL YOUR PENIS TO SHOW I'M BETTER AT LIFE! I'll also be able to count how many times I've killed someone, and have a nice new shelf trophy to show the kids.

LuMiX

China5757 Posts

April 23 2007 13:59 GMT

#42

ROFL...this is normal whats so surprising? =P

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

April 23 2007 14:00 GMT

#43

I actually wonder what cow penis tastes like now T_T

KwarK

United States42689 Posts

April 23 2007 14:02 GMT

#44

On April 23 2007 23:00 evanthebouncy~ wrote:

I actually wonder what cow penis tastes like now T_T

Probably the same as snake legs.

BrutalMenace

United States1237 Posts

April 23 2007 14:06 GMT

#45

i bet its cuz he never used his penis and realized he never will. So he decided to cut it off to get rid of it.

pheer

5390 Posts

April 23 2007 14:09 GMT

#46

On April 23 2007 23:06 BrutalMenace wrote:
i bet its cuz he never used his penis and realized he never will. So he decided to cut it off to get rid of it.

I'm gonna remove your brain.

LibertyTerran

Vietnam711 Posts

April 23 2007 14:11 GMT

#47

On April 23 2007 23:06 BrutalMenace wrote:
i bet its cuz he never used his penis and realized he never will. So he decided to cut it off to get rid of it.

Every guy knows how to pee, shake, jerk and fuck -..- so there's no reason to get rid of it.

TheosEx

United States894 Posts

April 23 2007 14:14 GMT

#48

Drudgereport is actually pretty solid. Most news reporters actually get their news from there. Drudge is a guy who travels around the world and finds "news" to write about. He is infamous for being always "the first guy on the scene."

Anyways, this is some weirdo stuff...

ManaBlue

Canada10458 Posts

April 23 2007 14:15 GMT

#49

I usually rag on people for "LOL" or "WTF" responses...

...but I seriously don't know how to react to this. Holy shit!

Excalibur_Z

United States12235 Posts

April 23 2007 14:22 GMT

#50

On April 23 2007 23:14 TheosEx wrote:
Drudgereport is actually pretty solid. Most news reporters actually get their news from there. Drudge is a guy who travels around the world and finds "news" to write about. He is infamous for being always "the first guy on the scene."

Anyways, this is some weirdo stuff...

Well not exactly, it's more like he has one of the most-visited news websites in the world, and he has a ton of sources. I don't think I have any examples of stories where he himself has done any actual reporting, he mostly has sources reporting to him which he then quotes on the site and prints in articles.

OverTheUnder

United States2929 Posts

April 23 2007 14:26 GMT

#51

wow, so basically he has huge balls but no penis;o hahaha

omg my 2k post is next:O

draeger

United States3256 Posts

April 23 2007 14:26 GMT

#52

I'd hate to pay his bartab after he got trucked away to the hospital.

Kaotu

United States986 Posts

April 23 2007 14:36 GMT

#53

On April 23 2007 23:02 Kwark wrote:

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Probably the same as snake legs.

Quoted to show my approval of the joke.

jimminy_kriket

Canada5502 Posts

April 23 2007 14:36 GMT

#54

[QUOTE]On April 23 2007 22:41 SiZ.FaNtAsY wrote:
[QUOTE]On April 23 2007 22:37 Reflex] wrote:
[QUOTE]On April 23 2007 22:23 Kaotu wrote:
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes[/url]

Here's the really neato part:

"As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes bite his penis off; this did not work, so Meiwes used a knife. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis raw but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic."[/QUOTE]

Fuck, ruined my fucking day...[/QUOTE]

It could have been worse, the video wasnt released.

Vushe

Canada48 Posts

April 23 2007 14:54 GMT

#55

On April 23 2007 23:36 Kaotu wrote:

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Quoted to show my approval of the joke.

Wow I can't help but laugh at that. Funny stuff.

Anyway that wiki article I read a while back, kind of sickening. There was some Rammstein song about it, and thats how I learned about it. I hear the jury that watched the video of that act had to get therapy eh...I wouldn't doubt it.

funkie

Venezuela9374 Posts

April 23 2007 15:07 GMT

#56

How someone can be "stable" without his PENIS!?

I MEAN IF SOMEONE TOOK OUT MY PENIS AND CUT IT OFF I'LL KILL THEM TO FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a more serious note:
What in the big fuck man? People has just gone insane now T_T;!