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On December 03 2006 18:47 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2006 18:26 Sadist wrote:
I definately think its a hoax and this is all bullshit trying to get peopl eto think or whatever.
Maybe so, but what's the bad side of making a group of people critically analyze something together in a civilized discussion?
it's more like making biased analysis about it, since most everyone accepts the insanity background story behind it
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He's afraid of being out in the open at sea.
The clue that the Professor gave out: What would you hear if you where there?.... and what would you see if everything was taken off?
What would you hear? The sleds going across the snow... "swwoosh" ... like the ocean... and what would you see? Nothing.
He's afraid of being stranded at sea... some sort of Agoraphobia.
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On December 03 2006 17:57 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2006 17:53 fusionsdf wrote:On December 03 2006 17:49 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:For anyone who's really interested there's a thread in the GBS (General Bullshit) forum in the SomethingAwful forums discussing it. I *think* you don't need an account, but I'll link it below: It's very long; currently 12 pages and a lot of excellent theories, including the discovery of the so-called "actual" explanation which I think is a bit ridiculous. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2204525&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 What is the so-called actual explanation? I dont feel like wading through 12 pages of goon talk. Page 11. Wade through 1 page of "goon talk".
What? You linked to the first page.
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Ok lets kill the professor, there is no decent answer to this. So annoying, glad i didn't spend hours looking at it.
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wait, so we don't actually know what the supposed "real" answer is? we coudl easily beat it out of that professor, someone go find him.
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i think its fear of teeth. If you take out all the objects well it looks like a set of pearly whites to me. And in the original the people are all smiling, but in this one not one of them is. Being its winter int he painting, i would hear the wind blowing, that could be the sound of breathing.
Odontophobia it is
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None of the houses appear to have doors. Don't know if that's important.
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This is almost certainly a scam
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edit: im high & and an idiot so ill just remove this to save embarassment
edit2: but if im aware of being an idiot while im high, i must really not be that much of an idiot..... oooo
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If its not a scam, I think I'm gonna settle on this theory:
The difference between them is one of perspective. In the original painting, the vantage point is one which would be typically observed by a human standing on the ground. We see plants in the foreground, and there’s plenty of open sky.
In the painting done by the patient, the vantage point is obviously significantly higher than one would expect. The perspective seems to indicate that the scene is being viewed from above while looking down at it, with almost no room for the sky.
This individual suffers from a dissociative disorder, and may possibly fear that they become unattached from their bodies and float away. It’s terribly common amongst schizophrenics.
Problem solved.
Also, to answer the question “what would you hear?”:
In the original painting, you would hear what you would expect to. Horses, people, etc.
In the second painting done by the patient, you’d hear only the wind whipping about.
And theres this too:
But just to milk it for a few more thousand hits… the following, apparently, is the answer. Given to me by an anonymous commenter claiming to be the professor’s former student. I don’t know if it should be believed or not. But it sounds crazy enough. And it fits in with the patient’s alleged condition — he saw imaginary things all around him.
Here goes.
“In this painting, we are Spring. You can see water, melting snow, in the lower left corner. The people are looking at us, afraid that their little world is about to melt down. They’re escaping from us, from Spring, in those sleds. It’s also why all the doors of all the houses are shut.”
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but skyglow, the disorder(s) in that solution aren't "rare". to me, this looks like the kind of thing that is attractive because everyone thinks they can prove something by figuring it out, but there's no real path to figure it out, it's just like looking for a needle in a haystack if you ask me, except it is set up to make people feel like if they are smart and special, they'll find the needle that no one else is finding and might not even be there.
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When I first looked at this picture, the little children gave me the creeps. I'm pretty sure a potential answer lies in that fact. And the quote skyglow's post seems very interesting, at least a lot more than a damn snowman phobia.
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On December 03 2006 20:27 lugggy wrote: but skyglow, the disorder(s) in that solution aren't "rare". to me, this looks like the kind of thing that is attractive because everyone thinks they can prove something by figuring it out, but there's no real path to figure it out, it's just like looking for a needle in a haystack if you ask me, except it is set up to make people feel like if they are smart and special, they'll find the needle that no one else is finding and might not even be there. while it's true that schizophrenia isn't exactly rare, it is only the second disease that has been mentioned in this thread (by my count) and that in itself makes it a good guess. it doesn't hurt that the reasoning behind it carries some logic to it either =]
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On December 03 2006 19:10 Scorpion wrote: He's afraid of being out in the open at sea.
The clue that the Professor gave out: What would you hear if you where there?.... and what would you see if everything was taken off?
What would you hear? The sleds going across the snow... "swwoosh" ... like the ocean... and what would you see? Nothing.
He's afraid of being stranded at sea... some sort of Agoraphobia. This one is consistent with his supposed "other" painting:
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no linking from this host ;(
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And here's an explanation for the "correct" answer by the suppossed student:
Well, I agree that it has got something to do with spring.
If we just look at the clues we are given the main one is that we should “think of the place without any objects”. If we do that then we see only snow except for the running water and grass that is regaining it’s color at the bottom of the picture.
We are also told that we should imagine what could have been prior to this scene. Winter before spring ? Should we be thinking about seasons as the big picture ?
Another theory suggested that the object that the people were looking at was a burning strawman, a symbol of the end of winter and beginning of spring in some pagan beliefs. The professor responded with: “Not a strawman, but close”. So, not that specific symbol, but close ? Maybe just spring in general ? Or rather the end of winter ?
Also, one of the first hints was “If you were inside the painting, what would you hear ?” Well, horses is the first thing that comes to mind, but seeing as that hint was given along with the “all objects removed” hint I would guess that the only thing you would hear would be the sound of the running stream at the bottom of the picture, seeing as everything else would just be snow on a hill. Running water during winter ? Nah, it’s getting warmer, spring is here. The professor also mentioned that “water and air” were key elements. I can see the water part, but I’m not sure about the air. Maybe it’s referring to the slightly less snow in the copy than in the original, and also that the snow seems much more distant ?
Well, this is the only way it makes sense to me. The hints and clues don’t really make any sense at all together unless they are related to the seasons. They made me more confused than I would have been without them. I don’t reckon that this theory makes much sense though, seeing as the original also included spring, although the professors hints all seem to lead to it.
It’s just a guess.
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On December 03 2006 20:36 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2006 19:10 Scorpion wrote: He's afraid of being out in the open at sea.
The clue that the Professor gave out: What would you hear if you where there?.... and what would you see if everything was taken off?
What would you hear? The sleds going across the snow... "swwoosh" ... like the ocean... and what would you see? Nothing.
He's afraid of being stranded at sea... some sort of Agoraphobia. This one is consistent with his supposed "other" painting:
It has been speculated that the white body is a snowman and not just a wave
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On December 03 2006 20:36 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2006 19:10 Scorpion wrote: He's afraid of being out in the open at sea.
The clue that the Professor gave out: What would you hear if you where there?.... and what would you see if everything was taken off?
What would you hear? The sleds going across the snow... "swwoosh" ... like the ocean... and what would you see? Nothing.
He's afraid of being stranded at sea... some sort of Agoraphobia. This one is consistent with his supposed "other" painting:
Wow... didn't know about that other painting XD
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On December 03 2006 20:44 skyglow1 wrote:And here's an explanation for the "correct" answer by the suppossed student: Show nested quote +Well, I agree that it has got something to do with spring.
If we just look at the clues we are given the main one is that we should “think of the place without any objects”. If we do that then we see only snow except for the running water and grass that is regaining it’s color at the bottom of the picture.
We are also told that we should imagine what could have been prior to this scene. Winter before spring ? Should we be thinking about seasons as the big picture ?
Another theory suggested that the object that the people were looking at was a burning strawman, a symbol of the end of winter and beginning of spring in some pagan beliefs. The professor responded with: “Not a strawman, but close”. So, not that specific symbol, but close ? Maybe just spring in general ? Or rather the end of winter ?
Also, one of the first hints was “If you were inside the painting, what would you hear ?” Well, horses is the first thing that comes to mind, but seeing as that hint was given along with the “all objects removed” hint I would guess that the only thing you would hear would be the sound of the running stream at the bottom of the picture, seeing as everything else would just be snow on a hill. Running water during winter ? Nah, it’s getting warmer, spring is here. The professor also mentioned that “water and air” were key elements. I can see the water part, but I’m not sure about the air. Maybe it’s referring to the slightly less snow in the copy than in the original, and also that the snow seems much more distant ?
Well, this is the only way it makes sense to me. The hints and clues don’t really make any sense at all together unless they are related to the seasons. They made me more confused than I would have been without them. I don’t reckon that this theory makes much sense though, seeing as the original also included spring, although the professors hints all seem to lead to it.
It’s just a guess.
that's interesting, but there isn't anything in this painting that indicates a phobia or disorder. i mean, a jackson pollock would look more like he had a mental disease than this painting-and he was just an alcoholic. so how people can say this painting is representative of a fear of spring is far fetched. imagina all of the paintings of witner scenes, spring scenes and it just doesn't make much sense.
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I don't think the guy intended to mean a fear of spring itself, but the fact that the people are attempting to run away from their little world which is melting because of spring? I dunno I'm really dumb on this.
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