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On October 20 2006 23:13 Flaccid wrote:
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
GTFO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE BURUNDI IS
On a side note, why does this bring up an image of a really ugly asian couple...
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i were a bully in highschool, the only way a geek usually stopped being teased was if they went totally crazy ass and tried to beat the shit out of someone.
if you "punch him in the throat" he will rape you later, you cant just punc him in the face, i know if some geek would have done that to me i would sooooooo rape him later, but if he totally goes crazy and starts a big fight, even if i beated the shit out of him i think i wouldnt bother him again, atleast not as much just to avoid the fight.
Orrrrrr you could just dress in black, get daddy's gun and kill half the school, its trendy.
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Q: How long does it take a black women to take a shit
A: nine months
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Just tell him: "Hey, man, shut the fuck up you asshole."
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On October 21 2006 02:39 gLyo wrote:
Just tell him: "Hey, man, shut the fuck up you asshole."
"i dont want to... fucking chink"
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On October 20 2006 14:51 akamufu wrote:
anybody tell me some racist jokes?
this white kids been calling me chink and gook in front of the whole class and i wanna shut his mouth up. hes been pissing me off for the past two years, hes not a bully or nothing. any suggestions?
you are a gook right? whats the big deal?
On October 21 2006 04:25 baal wrote:
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"i dont want to... fucking chink"
"most kids stop thinking only about them selves at about age 7... i guess it took you a little longer."
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He says "chink" and "gook" and people laugh?
That's pretty fucked up. I'd suggest trying to ignore these people, they're all losers.
Hmm, if you GOTTA respond... I suppose you could says something like "heh heh, So when's the next Klan rally, peckerwood?"
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On October 21 2006 04:25 Passion wrote: [removed quote within quote]you are a gook right? whats the big deal? Show nested quote +On October 21 2006 04:25 baal wrote:
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"i dont want to... fucking chink"
"most kids stop thinking only about them selves at about age 7... i guess it took you a little longer."
"most kids's testicles descend in their first day after birth, guess it took you a little longer chink"
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you are an azn geek you cant verbally assault him, he will just humillate you even more, since you have no social skills.
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wow baal is good at this haha
OT: i totally agree with baal. I dont think theres all too much you can do to make him stop it. you've let it go on for far too long now. All you can do is wait for them to grow up/tired of calling you a chink.
if you try verbally assaulting him youre going to get destroyed. especially if youre asking at tlnet for things to say
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On October 20 2006 22:11 akamufu wrote:dude i just hate that kid, i told him to shut up and he said, whats a viet gonna do? give me a pedicure? i was like wtheck, u dirty pimple forehead mofo. like i said, ppl used to say that u could play connect the dots on his forehead. its so nasty... but the whole class was gna jump him, even the girls if the teacher wasnt there lol, they were all with me.  Yo, after reading this, I'm quite sure that this whole thing is totally fabricated.
First of all, to white people, asian people are "asian" or "chinese". Nobody calls you by your proper nationality. And a white person will never say "viet" only an asian would say that.
"HAY TL.NET this black guyz walked up to me all the times and said 'hey you man im surely going kick your rock your face nigga' and i was like 'shaddap dood' and he's all like, 'whiteboy, you're a total noob i can pwn you soooo bad' you guys, I think he is in gang, plz help what do i say?"
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On October 21 2006 04:43 baal wrote: [removed quote within quote]Show nested quote +"most kids stop thinking only about them selves at about age 7... i guess it took you a little longer." "most kids's testicles descend in their first day after birth, guess it took you a little longer chink"
"aye, but after 14 years of descending, you bet they are one fine pair of testicles!"
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On October 21 2006 02:31 nitram wrote:
Q: How long does it take a black women to take a shit
A: nine months
lol omg this one is really horrible >_<
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On October 21 2006 04:54 HeadBangaa wrote:
[removed quote within quote] Yo, after reading this, I'm quite sure that this whole thing is totally fabricated.
First of all, to white people, asian people are "asian" or "chinese". Nobody calls you by your proper nationality. And a white person will never say "viet" only an asian would say that.
"HAY TL.NET this black guyz walked up to me all the times and said 'hey you man im surely going kick your rock your face nigga' and i was like 'shaddap dood' and he's all like, 'whiteboy, you're a total noob i can pwn you soooo bad' you guys, I think he is in gang, plz help what do i say?"
i have quite a few asian friends of different ethnic groups so i know their nationalities and shit like that etc.
Maybe this guy is friends with alo of asian people and he thinks its alright, if you poked jokes at someone for 2 years and they never said anything about it or you thought they took it serious would you just stop out of the blue?
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master the 1 in power punch = 1 dead whiteboy. seriously, if you take out a kid randomly, no one is gonna fuck with you again.
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Stop being a pussy, and hit that mother fucker in the face.
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On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.
ROFL
oh man, you're so not helping roadrunner, lol
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Ok never use violence thats just sick and fucked up and corrputs the community even more...
U could try and search for like a fat kid and go and say to the bully look at that fatty or something that way either ,
1. hed say, hes not fat hes cool u fucking chink, and it wouldnt help anything
2. hed laugh at your nice joke and say hey ur a cool guy, but then ud end up as his best friend and a bully too...
but seriously must be some dumb people, if everyone laughs at his jokes thats exxtremly stupid, u should ignore them, if it gets more seroius than change the school...
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I would make fun of him, and make the whole class laugh. Afterwards, I'd punch him in the face.
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