EPTOn October 21 2006 04:57 Passion wrote:
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"aye, but after 14 years of descending, you bet they are one fine pair of testicles!"
"you're a dumb piece of shit gook"
racist jokes - Page 6
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
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CTStalker
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venusian.kohai
Canada741 Posts
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote: A black baby was given wings by god in heaven. The baby asked "Am I an angel now?" God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!" HAHAHAHA! edit to contribute:next time he insults you just say something like: "Hey Bro! Don't Be Hatin' Just Cuz Eye Is Black? I'll PWN YOU UP @ starcraft LOLz! Then you guys can go on as best friend have a few laughs and a few orgasms. | ||
Hot_Bid
Braavos36400 Posts
On October 20 2006 23:10 Newbistic wrote: The reason why you get offended by racist jokes is because you're too serious :o If someone is being hardcore racist what you can do is (depends on if you have the imagination to pull it off) is to act the stereotype and be an even more hardcore "gook" than he's trying to make jokes about. On October 20 2006 22:27 Flaccid wrote: My best advice is to learn to laugh at yourself - it makes others get less of a thrill from doing it. I always found that the asian kid or the little mexican kid in my classes growing up was always the guy with the best sense of self-depricating humor, since he needed it more than anyone else. Learn some good asian jokes. And don't try to insult him back. It won't work. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't funny. Not-funny people don't do well in trying to be funny. Being too serious?? Learn to laugh at yourself?? FUCK THAT. Seriously the problem with Asian Americans these days, especially guys, is that they are fucking wusses. Of course times are changing, but its still really bad. Don't be a stereotypical quiet asian boy who takes all the jokes and perpetuates the quiet, model minority stereotype. Part of the reason white people like asians more than black people is because we don't speak up. We just sit and take it like quiet, subservient pussies. Tell the dude to shut the fuck up and have some pride. Obviously I'm not saying start a fight, but letting the racist jokes go on for two years? What the fuck man we don't live in California Chinatown circa 1920, this is the year 2006, grow a pair. I admire black people for their political influence and ability to organize as a group. Asians simply don't do it, we are victims of lots of racism but we end up just taking it. Changing the Asian male stereotype happens one deliberate act, one angry person at a time. Feel empowered, be proud, and stick up for your own ethnicity. This includes doing all the anti-stereotype stuff, like being confident with girls (not only asian ones!), being well rounded (yes go play sports and work out), and doing stuff in the non maths and sciences. All this stuff IN ADDITION to being proud of your parents, where you came from, and keeping that 4.0 1500 SAT. | ||
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36400 Posts
On October 20 2006 15:32 Mynock wrote: Boy, looks like asians suck at humour - I wonder how Hot_Bid does it? :/ -Mynock when confucious organized my genetics he accidentally swapped the math and humor one, its his fault i cant do math past precalc PS-asian boys please buy and read: Amazon Link | ||
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HonestTea
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Yizuo
Germany1537 Posts
On October 23 2006 08:43 Hot_Bid wrote: [removed quote within quote] when confucious organized my genetics he accidentally swapped the math and humor one, its his fault i cant do math past precalc PS-asian boys please buy and read: Amazon Link Reading level: Young Adult Sweet : ) | ||
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Chobo_Abe
United States168 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36400 Posts
On October 23 2006 09:16 Yizuo wrote: [removed quote within quote] Reading level: Young Adult Sweet : ) haha yeah, its a "comic book" but honestly, the message is not made for kids | ||
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FuDDx
United States5015 Posts
Why do blacks stink? so blind ppl can hate them as well. what did the black boy get fro xmas? my new bike. | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote: A black baby was given wings by god in heaven. The baby asked "Am I an angel now?" God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!" lololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | ||
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oj-
United States368 Posts
Cause being white is bad enough What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass! (My g/f is the exception) What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm? A Pimp. What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex? Relative Humidity. What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle? A Dope Ring! What's the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake. How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything. Why are all the people on Jackass, wildboys, and viva la bam white? Because you will never catch black people doing stupid shit like that What do u call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers Whats is the best way to see a white female celeb? a sex tape What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can't screw Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. What do you call a white athelete? Hockey Player What's big, long, and white? I still don't know yet. What's the difference between a white whore and a bitch? The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you. What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations What did the white man do before his blood test? He studied Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color? Because if they competed on brains, atletiscm, spelling (I am white) they'd lose. Why did white people invent golf? So they could dress like niggers. <-- i guess that's racist for both? How is spoiled milk and a white girl's legs alike? They're both white and chunky Yeah they are bad but that's all I could find :/ | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
edit: I ain't no racist. In fact - i have some blacks in my family tree. That's right. They're still hanging there to this day. How could you say i'm racist? My best friend used to be black! ...until my dad sold him. | ||
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oj-
United States368 Posts
On October 23 2006 10:28 AngryLlama wrote: ^ do NOT say any of those, unless you want to get verbally owned. edit: I ain't no racist. In fact - i have some blacks in my family tree. That's right. They're still hanging there to this day. How could you say i'm racist? My best friend used to be black! ...until my dad sold him. Blacksican? or niggerican? edit: well spoken Hot_Bid | ||
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