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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-21 06:25:04
October 21 2006 06:24 GMT
#101
On October 21 2006 04:57 Passion wrote:
"aye, but after 14 years of descending, you bet they are one fine pair of testicles!"


"you're a dumb piece of shit gook"
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 21 2006 06:25 GMT
#102
see its like a trump card, he doesnt have to be witty he just has to remind you that you're asian and he finds that despicable
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 21 2006 08:15 GMT
#103
a nigger walks into a bar, and proclaims his fondness for all things black and cheap
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
venusian.kohai
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada741 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-22 22:24:25
October 22 2006 22:12 GMT
#104
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A black baby was given wings by god in heaven.
The baby asked "Am I an angel now?"
God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!"

HAHAHAHA!

edit to contribute:next time he insults you just say something like: "Hey Bro! Don't Be Hatin' Just Cuz Eye Is Black? I'll PWN YOU UP @ starcraft LOLz! Then you guys can go on as best friend have a few laughs and a few orgasms.
“Scouting? What the hell! Who cares about scouting? Mass archon, baby!”
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 22 2006 23:35 GMT
#105
On October 20 2006 23:10 Newbistic wrote:
The reason why you get offended by racist jokes is because you're too serious :o

If someone is being hardcore racist what you can do is (depends on if you have the imagination to pull it off) is to act the stereotype and be an even more hardcore "gook" than he's trying to make jokes about.

On October 20 2006 22:27 Flaccid wrote:
My best advice is to learn to laugh at yourself - it makes others get less of a thrill from doing it. I always found that the asian kid or the little mexican kid in my classes growing up was always the guy with the best sense of self-depricating humor, since he needed it more than anyone else.

Learn some good asian jokes.

And don't try to insult him back. It won't work. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't funny. Not-funny people don't do well in trying to be funny.

Being too serious?? Learn to laugh at yourself??

FUCK THAT. Seriously the problem with Asian Americans these days, especially guys, is that they are fucking wusses. Of course times are changing, but its still really bad. Don't be a stereotypical quiet asian boy who takes all the jokes and perpetuates the quiet, model minority stereotype. Part of the reason white people like asians more than black people is because we don't speak up. We just sit and take it like quiet, subservient pussies.

Tell the dude to shut the fuck up and have some pride. Obviously I'm not saying start a fight, but letting the racist jokes go on for two years? What the fuck man we don't live in California Chinatown circa 1920, this is the year 2006, grow a pair.

I admire black people for their political influence and ability to organize as a group. Asians simply don't do it, we are victims of lots of racism but we end up just taking it.

Changing the Asian male stereotype happens one deliberate act, one angry person at a time. Feel empowered, be proud, and stick up for your own ethnicity. This includes doing all the anti-stereotype stuff, like being confident with girls (not only asian ones!), being well rounded (yes go play sports and work out), and doing stuff in the non maths and sciences. All this stuff IN ADDITION to being proud of your parents, where you came from, and keeping that 4.0 1500 SAT.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-22 23:46:09
October 22 2006 23:43 GMT
#106
On October 20 2006 15:32 Mynock wrote:
Boy, looks like asians suck at humour - I wonder how Hot_Bid does it? :/

-Mynock

when confucious organized my genetics he accidentally swapped the math and humor one, its his fault i cant do math past precalc

PS-asian boys please buy and read:
Amazon Link

@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
October 23 2006 00:11 GMT
#107
Hot Bid speaks the truth.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
October 23 2006 00:16 GMT
#108
On October 23 2006 08:43 Hot_Bid wrote:
[removed quote within quote]
when confucious organized my genetics he accidentally swapped the math and humor one, its his fault i cant do math past precalc

PS-asian boys please buy and read:
Amazon Link



Reading level: Young Adult

Sweet : )
Chobo_Abe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States168 Posts
October 23 2006 00:21 GMT
#109
Let me tell you guys something, asians aren't all these smart nerds. ME FOR EXAMPLE first year in my college 3 D 1 B (they're going up ^_^)..i almost made area in my wrestling team. I remembered all those guys who called me names and i met up w/them and beat the shit out of them. But I don't think you weight more then what 130 lbs? and he's like 180? Ok well...get a girl that's smoking hot and in that class w/you and try to go out w/her. If she's very protective next time she'll say something to him. Girl's remarks goes deeper then guys. Example: Man-"Abe you are gay." My reaction-"kekeke i own you noob!" Girl-"Abe you're a fucking homosexual get a fucking life and stop playing starcraft." My reaction-"damn..no wonder im not doing well in college" And since he's calling you gook and shit...why not say words to him in korean or something? I mean they might look at you weird but trust me girls like foreigners and what else can he say?????
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 23 2006 00:24 GMT
#110
On October 23 2006 09:16 Yizuo wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

Reading level: Young Adult

Sweet : )

haha yeah, its a "comic book" but honestly, the message is not made for kids
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
October 23 2006 00:38 GMT
#111
well i was told a few racist jokes at work the other day and well to keep with the topic name here they atre.

Why do blacks stink?

so blind ppl can hate them as well.


what did the black boy get fro xmas?


my new bike.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
October 23 2006 01:19 GMT
#112
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A black baby was given wings by god in heaven.
The baby asked "Am I an angel now?"
God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!"


lololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oj-
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States368 Posts
October 23 2006 01:22 GMT
#113
Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
Cause being white is bad enough

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass! (My g/f is the exception)

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

Why are all the people on Jackass, wildboys, and viva la bam white?
Because you will never catch black people doing stupid shit like that

What do u call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers

Whats is the best way to see a white female celeb?
a sex tape

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call a white athelete?
Hockey Player

What's big, long, and white?
I still don't know yet.

What's the difference between a white whore and a bitch?
The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

What did the white man do before his blood test?
He studied

Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color?
Because if they competed on brains, atletiscm, spelling (I am white) they'd lose.

Why did white people invent golf?
So they could dress like niggers. <-- i guess that's racist for both?

How is spoiled milk and a white girl's legs alike?
They're both white and chunky

Yeah they are bad but that's all I could find :/
came back for Starcraft Remastered
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-23 01:29:37
October 23 2006 01:28 GMT
#114
^ do NOT say any of those, unless you want to get verbally owned.

edit:

I ain't no racist. In fact - i have some blacks in my family tree. That's right. They're still hanging there to this day.

How could you say i'm racist? My best friend used to be black! ...until my dad sold him.
oj-
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States368 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-23 01:50:11
October 23 2006 01:33 GMT
#115
On October 23 2006 10:28 AngryLlama wrote:
^ do NOT say any of those, unless you want to get verbally owned.

edit:

I ain't no racist. In fact - i have some blacks in my family tree. That's right. They're still hanging there to this day.

How could you say i'm racist? My best friend used to be black! ...until my dad sold him.


Blacksican?
or niggerican?

edit: well spoken Hot_Bid
came back for Starcraft Remastered
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