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Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7219 Posts
October 20 2006 12:24 GMT
#61
On October 20 2006 21:18 DaZe wrote:
laugh it up and insult him back. you can always use some childish comments like, "yeah well, your mom didnt complain about me last night, i guess she's into that kind of stuff"

-_-v

as many already said, be confident--v



ya that jokes lame, please dont use that one.

I guess its true about fads in america coming to europe a decade later or so. Plase for the love of god dont try to pull some lame ass mom joke
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
October 20 2006 12:46 GMT
#62
You must rape and dismember his sister, putting her torso in the freezer, head in a pot,boiling, and legs on either end of wherever she dwells. If he doesn't have a sister, then a mother will do.

Or you could just let it go, probably you're in high school and you won't know any of these assholes in a few years/months.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 20 2006 13:11 GMT
#63
dude i just hate that kid,

i told him to shut up and he said, whats a viet gonna do? give me a pedicure? i was like wtheck, u dirty pimple forehead mofo.

like i said, ppl used to say that u could play connect the dots on his forehead. its so nasty... but the whole class was gna jump him, even the girls if the teacher wasnt there lol, they were all with me.
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
October 20 2006 13:18 GMT
#64
Haha. What a stupid thread.

I came in here expecting jokes.

Just move to Bel Air like everyone else around here who gets teased/gets in fights.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
October 20 2006 13:18 GMT
#65
On October 20 2006 17:19 Smurg wrote:
Ask him this?

What do you call a Chinese man flying a plane?

He doesn't know?

+ Show Spoiler +
The pilot, you fucking racist.



actually this one is pretty good, tell him this one.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 13:28:42
October 20 2006 13:27 GMT
#66
Anyways, for some real advise:

Don't do what these other guys are saying regarding getting in a fight. Those suggestions are probably coming from other abused children acting out their own fantasies. I've seen kids take on bullies before. Getting their asses kicked CERTAINLY does not help their situation.

My best advice is to learn to laugh at yourself - it makes others get less of a thrill from doing it. I always found that the asian kid or the little mexican kid in my classes growing up was always the guy with the best sense of self-depricating humor, since he needed it more than anyone else.

Learn some good asian jokes.

And don't try to insult him back. It won't work. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't funny. Not-funny people don't do well in trying to be funny.

Then again, what do I know, for I am a studly white kid with an ENORMOUS GENITALIA
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 20 2006 13:55 GMT
#67
i actually do know a kid who fought back a dude who would constantly make fun of him... thing is he did it with a roll of nickles in his fist (which if you dont know, will seriously add weight to your punch).

Problem is that it counts as some kind of assault++ --__--;;

oh btw if you want to like, make a joke etc, i suggest you pull out a sharpie and connect the dots on his forehead




lastly...
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A black baby was given wings by god in heaven.
The baby asked "Am I an angel now?"
God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!"


dude, that's terrible T_T
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 13:57:34
October 20 2006 13:57 GMT
#68
Just stop being fun to pick on.

Oh, and I'm hi-jacking this thread and making it the official racist joke collection. I'll start:

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A: The picnic table can support a family.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 20 2006 14:10 GMT
#69
The reason why you get offended by racist jokes is because you're too serious :o

If someone is being hardcore racist what you can do is (depends on if you have the imagination to pull it off) is to act the stereotype and be an even more hardcore "gook" than he's trying to make jokes about.

In my school there aren't a lot of asian kids around either and people used say stereotypical shit like asians eat everything, nowadays they're afraid that I'm actually really after their pets...
Logic is Overrated
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
October 20 2006 14:13 GMT
#70
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia903 Posts
October 20 2006 14:14 GMT
#71
call him a gook.
Dexxus
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States329 Posts
October 20 2006 14:21 GMT
#72
like this... get a really super calm attitude and tell him that what hes saying isnt nice and that he needs to grow up and quit acting like a child... that card always works. they key is to stay completely calm... then watch him work himself into a fit and see how childish he is... its funny and effective
I need a signature so I'm using this one.
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
October 20 2006 14:22 GMT
#73
On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.


rofl
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
October 20 2006 14:24 GMT
#74
Q. Why are black people so fast?

A. You would be fast to if you had to dodge a coat hanger for the first 9 months of you life.


Q. Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport?

A. So he can steal, shoot, and run.


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
zdd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1463 Posts
October 20 2006 14:25 GMT
#75
On October 20 2006 14:51 akamufu wrote:
anybody tell me some racist jokes?

this white kids been calling me chink and gook in front of the whole class and i wanna shut his mouth up. hes been pissing me off for the past two years, hes not a bully or nothing. any suggestions?

2 years?? Shouldve just slapped him on the back of the head the first time he did it.
All you need in life is a strong will to succeed and unrelenting determination. If you meet these prerequisites, you can become anything you want with absolutely no luck, fortune or natural ability.
zrucrem
Profile Joined September 2005
Afghanistan425 Posts
October 20 2006 14:50 GMT
#76
Why is all the fast black ppl still on the streets, cos all the slow ones is in jail =]

Why is all black dudes have big cocks, cos his mama tugged his cock to carry him around when he was a infant
:D?!
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
October 20 2006 15:20 GMT
#77
Kick his ass once an for all and he will never piss you off anymore. strike him just below the knee or in the nose or in the balls
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
albobgim
Profile Joined August 2006
64 Posts
October 20 2006 15:35 GMT
#78
dude just smoke a blunt. it'll make you not care anymore
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
gH-Nitrous
Profile Joined May 2005
Australia49 Posts
October 20 2006 15:48 GMT
#79
Man you left this for two years. He thinks its ok and fun to degrade you like this. You should have put a stop to it way earlier. He has lostt respect for you dude. You really have a few choices:
A) Beat the fuck out of him until he learns to respect you as a person
OR
b) dare i say it Join him. If u cant beat them join them. Be his friend and dont let it get to you, laugh it off. Be in his side. Then onceu have earn his respect tell him you didnt really like it. THis is about repsect dude.
Ive copped a bit of racsim out inthe street i stand up for my self and make them confront you there and then No retreat no surrender. U Are the man dont be a timid mouse cos the can see that you a shy and what not and will continually pick on you.
FIRE UP !! hope it allworks out for you dude.
mooooooooo
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
October 20 2006 16:14 GMT
#80
Is he blonde?

What does a blonde answer if you ask "what is 2 + 2?"?

Ummm.....

+ Show Spoiler +
Are you blonde?
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