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On October 20 2006 21:18 DaZe wrote:
laugh it up and insult him back. you can always use some childish comments like, "yeah well, your mom didnt complain about me last night, i guess she's into that kind of stuff"
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as many already said, be confident--v
ya that jokes lame, please dont use that one.
I guess its true about fads in america coming to europe a decade later or so. Plase for the love of god dont try to pull some lame ass mom joke
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You must rape and dismember his sister, putting her torso in the freezer, head in a pot,boiling, and legs on either end of wherever she dwells. If he doesn't have a sister, then a mother will do.
Or you could just let it go, probably you're in high school and you won't know any of these assholes in a few years/months.
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dude i just hate that kid,
i told him to shut up and he said, whats a viet gonna do? give me a pedicure? i was like wtheck, u dirty pimple forehead mofo.
like i said, ppl used to say that u could play connect the dots on his forehead. its so nasty... but the whole class was gna jump him, even the girls if the teacher wasnt there lol, they were all with me. 
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Haha. What a stupid thread.
I came in here expecting jokes.
Just move to Bel Air like everyone else around here who gets teased/gets in fights.
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On October 20 2006 17:19 Smurg wrote:Ask him this? What do you call a Chinese man flying a plane? He doesn't know? + Show Spoiler +The pilot, you fucking racist.
actually this one is pretty good, tell him this one.
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Anyways, for some real advise:
Don't do what these other guys are saying regarding getting in a fight. Those suggestions are probably coming from other abused children acting out their own fantasies. I've seen kids take on bullies before. Getting their asses kicked CERTAINLY does not help their situation.
My best advice is to learn to laugh at yourself - it makes others get less of a thrill from doing it. I always found that the asian kid or the little mexican kid in my classes growing up was always the guy with the best sense of self-depricating humor, since he needed it more than anyone else.
Learn some good asian jokes.
And don't try to insult him back. It won't work. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't funny. Not-funny people don't do well in trying to be funny.
Then again, what do I know, for I am a studly white kid with an ENORMOUS GENITALIA
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thedeadhaji
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i actually do know a kid who fought back a dude who would constantly make fun of him... thing is he did it with a roll of nickles in his fist (which if you dont know, will seriously add weight to your punch).
Problem is that it counts as some kind of assault++ --__--;;
oh btw if you want to like, make a joke etc, i suggest you pull out a sharpie and connect the dots on his forehead 
lastly...
On October 20 2006 16:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
A black baby was given wings by god in heaven.
The baby asked "Am I an angel now?"
God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!"
dude, that's terrible T_T
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Just stop being fun to pick on.
Oh, and I'm hi-jacking this thread and making it the official racist joke collection. I'll start:
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?
A: The picnic table can support a family.
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The reason why you get offended by racist jokes is because you're too serious :o
If someone is being hardcore racist what you can do is (depends on if you have the imagination to pull it off) is to act the stereotype and be an even more hardcore "gook" than he's trying to make jokes about.
In my school there aren't a lot of asian kids around either and people used say stereotypical shit like asians eat everything, nowadays they're afraid that I'm actually really after their pets...
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A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
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like this... get a really super calm attitude and tell him that what hes saying isnt nice and that he needs to grow up and quit acting like a child... that card always works. they key is to stay completely calm... then watch him work himself into a fit and see how childish he is... its funny and effective
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On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.
rofl
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Q. Why are black people so fast?
A. You would be fast to if you had to dodge a coat hanger for the first 9 months of you life.
Q. Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport?
A. So he can steal, shoot, and run.
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On October 20 2006 14:51 akamufu wrote:
anybody tell me some racist jokes?
this white kids been calling me chink and gook in front of the whole class and i wanna shut his mouth up. hes been pissing me off for the past two years, hes not a bully or nothing. any suggestions?
2 years?? Shouldve just slapped him on the back of the head the first time he did it.
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Why is all the fast black ppl still on the streets, cos all the slow ones is in jail =]
Why is all black dudes have big cocks, cos his mama tugged his cock to carry him around when he was a infant
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Kick his ass once an for all and he will never piss you off anymore. strike him just below the knee or in the nose or in the balls
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dude just smoke a blunt. it'll make you not care anymore
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Man you left this for two years. He thinks its ok and fun to degrade you like this. You should have put a stop to it way earlier. He has lostt respect for you dude. You really have a few choices:
A) Beat the fuck out of him until he learns to respect you as a person
OR
b) dare i say it Join him. If u cant beat them join them. Be his friend and dont let it get to you, laugh it off. Be in his side. Then onceu have earn his respect tell him you didnt really like it. THis is about repsect dude.
Ive copped a bit of racsim out inthe street i stand up for my self and make them confront you there and then No retreat no surrender. U Are the man dont be a timid mouse cos the can see that you a shy and what not and will continually pick on you.
FIRE UP !! hope it allworks out for you dude.
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Is he blonde?
What does a blonde answer if you ask "what is 2 + 2?"?
Ummm.....
+ Show Spoiler +
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EPT
