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ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
October 20 2006 07:46 GMT
#41
YOU DONT HAVE TO BEAT UP THE KID

JUST GIVE HIM ONE GOOD PUNCH IN THE FACE

SUCKER PUNCH IF IT HAS TO BE
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 08:37:15
October 20 2006 07:47 GMT
#42
http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

Use with discretion.
Remember the 2 golden rules when breaking the law: Never tell anyone, Don't get caught.*

*http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/Scripts/Commandments.html

Remember though that revenge, like pride, are both pointless and useless. They will only interfere with your life and personal development.

Ignoring him is by far the easiest solution, specially if he can not be reasoned with, after all he poses no real threat to you but rather himself, for by calling you such names he is only belittling himself. If you can't ignore him or he is somewhat reasonable simply ask him not to do it anymore. Make sure you make it a personal and not a public request i.e. go to his house knock on his door and ask to talk to his parents and then speak with him - explaining to both your situation. Be very civilized and very polite (make sure deep inside your laughing ur ass off though cause its probably going to be amusing.) 100 to 1 he will quit, cause he knows you have no qualms about confronting and dealing with problems in a manner he rather avoid like the plague.

And since we are all StarCraft players let me leave you with a quote from The Art of War: Sun-tzu.

"To win a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; the highest excellence is to subdue the enemy's army without fighting at all."

No matter how you chose, I hope the advice helps ~
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
October 20 2006 07:51 GMT
#43
On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.



hahahahaha
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
October 20 2006 07:52 GMT
#44
respond with something smart

ie "so when is your next Opus Dei meeting?"

i dunno, think of something, swearing or using a racist joke wont work as well as this, and you might offend someone else
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
October 20 2006 07:53 GMT
#45
On October 20 2006 14:55 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
beat the shit outta him.

And besides, if after 2 years you haven't said anything, coming out out of nowhere with a joke will make it kinda obvious, and prepare for a counter-attack, because he'll say something about it.

dont listen to retro, the worst thing he's ever beaten was the pillow when he was crying in bed at night for being an antisocial nerd :D!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 20 2006 07:58 GMT
#46
A black baby was given wings by god in heaven.
The baby asked "Am I an angel now?"
God laughed and said "Naw Nigga, You a Bat!"
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Servolisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States5241 Posts
October 20 2006 07:59 GMT
#47
On October 20 2006 16:47 Physician wrote:
http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

Use with discretion.
Remember the 2 rules when breaking the law: Never tell anyone, Don't get caught.


That is some messed up stuff.
wtf was that signature
lawl mart
Profile Joined April 2006
United States1289 Posts
October 20 2006 08:07 GMT
#48
ya i just looked through there and thats pretty fucked up
14cc... whats next? women voting?
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
October 20 2006 08:12 GMT
#49
On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.

rofl
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 08:20:14
October 20 2006 08:19 GMT
#50
Ask him this?

What do you call a Chinese man flying a plane?

He doesn't know?

+ Show Spoiler +
The pilot, you fucking racist.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 08:22:39
October 20 2006 08:22 GMT
#51
On October 20 2006 16:47 Physician wrote:
http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

woah... thats fucked up
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
October 20 2006 08:30 GMT
#52
Stand up for yourself, you'll feel better about yourself in the end. Ignore all this non-confrotational advice.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
October 20 2006 08:57 GMT
#53
do not take shit from noone. Next time he tries something just dont even give him a chance and start throwing punches.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
October 20 2006 09:01 GMT
#54
On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.


Winner by far rofl.
LG)Sabbath
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Argentina3024 Posts
October 20 2006 10:22 GMT
#55
On October 20 2006 17:19 Smurg wrote:
Ask him this?

What do you call a Chinese man flying a plane?

He doesn't know?

+ Show Spoiler +
The pilot, you fucking racist.

rofl great :D
https://www.twitch.tv/argsabbath/
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
October 20 2006 12:05 GMT
#56
--- Nuked ---
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 12:17:49
October 20 2006 12:11 GMT
#57
When I went through school, they taught us not retaliate. That's a load of BS.

If you let him bully you around then he'll keep doing it forever.

FIGHT HIM EVEN IF IT IS A LOSING BATTLE.

Even if you don't want to fight, at least do it for the experience gained.


[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
October 20 2006 12:15 GMT
#58
Saying a racist joke to him isn't solving anything, even if you make everyone laugh at hime, it will make him say something else.

Next time he says something that annoys you, stand up and tell him to shut his bitch ass up, he's annoying and his jokes are weak.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
DaZe
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden2111 Posts
October 20 2006 12:18 GMT
#59
laugh it up and insult him back. you can always use some childish comments like, "yeah well, your mom didnt complain about me last night, i guess she's into that kind of stuff"

-_-v

as many already said, be confident--v
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
October 20 2006 12:22 GMT
#60
lol @ your teacher and friends letting him get away with a racial joke thats actually bothering you.

The majority of my friends in life have been minorities due to my neighborhood and schools so ive made jokes about them but all in fun and never to try to embarass them, only for laughs. Him saying it outloud infront of everyone in your class is very weak. Maybe he thinks you dont care though since you let it go on for 2 years.

BTW Your little jokes about playing connect the dot on his forehead is pretty lame unless your delivery is flawless. How about if you really find him annoying punch him in the face if hes a dick about it, or you could be civil and go up and be like, dude i really dont like your jokes infront of everyone and tell him to cut that shit out.

Id tell you to make a joke about him but you dont appear like you are very witty judging from your posts and asking people on tl.net for white racist jokes. Racial jokes about white people nobody cares about really, me being white none of them bother me, i really just dont care.

But ya go with punching him in the face if it really bothers you that much i guess.
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
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