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akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 20 2006 05:51 GMT
#1
anybody tell me some racist jokes?

this white kids been calling me chink and gook in front of the whole class and i wanna shut his mouth up. hes been pissing me off for the past two years, hes not a bully or nothing. any suggestions?
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 05:57:58
October 20 2006 05:55 GMT
#2
beat the shit outta him.

And besides, if after 2 years you haven't said anything, coming out out of nowhere with a joke will make it kinda obvious, and prepare for a counter-attack, because he'll say something about it.
[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
October 20 2006 05:55 GMT
#3
are there anti-caucasian jokes?

"what do you call a black man that has been working in a flour mill
...
white?"

its just not the same.
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 05:56:37
October 20 2006 05:55 GMT
#4
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.
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[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
October 20 2006 05:57 GMT
#5
or hire the korean equivalent to the ninja!
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
akamufu
Profile Joined June 2006
Korea (South)321 Posts
October 20 2006 05:58 GMT
#6
On October 20 2006 14:55 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
beat the shit outta him.

And besides, if after 2 years you haven't said anything, coming out out of nowhere with a joke will make it kinda obvious, and prepare for a counter-attack, because he'll say something about it.


make what obvious?
Its all fun and games until Boxer loses a marine.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 20 2006 06:00 GMT
#7
Just put your head down and take it up the ass. It's obviously not in your character. You let it go for 2 years... lol just take it.. and "be a man"
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10673 Posts
October 20 2006 06:01 GMT
#8
that you are trying too hard chink
Im back, in pog form!
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
October 20 2006 06:02 GMT
#9
On October 20 2006 15:01 baal wrote:
that you are trying too hard chink

lol
KimmoL
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway256 Posts
October 20 2006 06:04 GMT
#10
if you havent done anything with him for the past 2 years, i dont think u can do anything now either..
Prodigy[x]
Profile Joined May 2006
Canada207 Posts
October 20 2006 06:05 GMT
#11
I hate all these racists, Im not a racist I have a colour tv.
pansy
Profile Joined November 2005
United States309 Posts
October 20 2006 06:07 GMT
#12
doesn't have to be a racist joke, white people are boring anyway. you've known him for 2 years, you must know something about him that you can insult him with
Polis
Profile Joined January 2005
Poland1292 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 06:09:16
October 20 2006 06:08 GMT
#13
[url blocked] - racist joke.
bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
October 20 2006 06:08 GMT
#14
why not ignore them? when they are serving you food at apple bees you won't need to say anything
TserHossHiBreed
Profile Joined May 2005
Algeria87 Posts
October 20 2006 06:10 GMT
#15
It's gonna make it obvious that you're trying, or otherwise thought about it in advance

if it's been going on for so long then you're not gonna get out of it at your ease. First get some self-confidence, then next time he tells you that you walk up at him real calmly, you look at him straight in the eyes and you tell him in a very, very serious tone "my name is ( ), not "chink" or "gook", so if you want to talk to me you're gonna use that name".

that's my way of doing it, but it's not the words that matter, more your attitude. If you're being really serious (and confident of your own worth) he'll understand.

The best way would've been to originaly take it nicely and joke around with it, but since he's been stepping on you for 2 years you haven't got many other ways to equal things up.
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
October 20 2006 06:12 GMT
#16
That would make things worse Tser >.<
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6775 Posts
October 20 2006 06:19 GMT
#17
I'd start laughing out loud if someone would come up to me and tell me that, TSer.
Graphics
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-20 06:24:59
October 20 2006 06:24 GMT
#18
HnR)hT
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3468 Posts
October 20 2006 06:27 GMT
#19
On October 20 2006 14:55 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Do what you're best at.
Boost the grade curve and fail him out of class.

haha
RamenStyle
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1929 Posts
October 20 2006 06:28 GMT
#20
Go to him with something personal, not racist. If you go for a joke about caucasians, the other whites might think its not that fun. Just go personal, outsmart him and make him look like a fool infront of everyone. He might try to get to you a couple of times more. Just do the same each time and he will eventually stop.
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